Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep.
Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it.
The soccer slate is relatively empty as all the leagues are off due to this weekend being a FIFA Friendly weekend and a ton of national teams are either preparing for Russia or testing out new players.
The U.S. is, as usual, twiddling their thumbs.
So, this seems the perfect opportunity to catch up on some much needed sleep. I had a weird dream last night where my lady friend and I were at Home Depot and she wanted something from a high shelf and somehow someway something happened and all the shelving collapsed throughout the store as I carried her running to safety outside.
Carried her because we initially were cautiously walking fast towards the exit, but she kept stopping and saying, “Oooh, we should get this!”
No, my sheets were clean when I woke up…
Kudos to TWBS for a scintillating episode of Goddess 2 yesterday. If you haven’t read it, I suggest you read them all and catch up so you can understand how we got to the pegging scene.
I would also recommend catching up on Beastie’s PotPP as my chrome nipples have a starring role and one of my friends has two dicks that argue. It’s very true to life.
I leave you with the exciting news that we will be doing individual team previews for the World Cup, so if you’ve always wanted to write about Colombia with their coke, big asses, and delicious food and don’t really care about soccer, HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!!
Pick a country in the comments and we will look forward to your drunken ramblings.