Your “Golf Leafs Golf” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

NFL News:

  • Stealing from Crimebeat!
    • 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony for forcefully attempting to prevent the victim from reporting the crime, and a third felony for possessing an assault weapon.
      • Foster is also charged with a misdemeanor for possessing a large capacity magazine.
    • If convicted of everything, he’s looking at up to 11 years in prison.
      • Naturally, the 49ers will likely move on from him.
        • It’s a shame the stink of this will stay on the Niners & not where it belongs – Alabama, where he first ran into these sort of difficulties.
  • The Seahawks have helped Colin Kaepernick with his collusion case by scrapping a visit he was to make to the team.
    • They were going to bring him in for workouts as a backup to the Charmslinger, but he wouldn’t give them an answer about his kneeling so they just cancelled the workout.
      • If you want to meet the assholes of society, drop down into PFT’s comments.
    • Or, there’s another take on the whole thing – it’s a “postponement”.

  • The Browns have signed Jarvis Landry for five years at $75.5 million, with $47 million guaranteed.
    • That’s a lot of money for outrunning Tyrod Taylor’s underthrown passes.
    • FYI – the Browns have $70 million in 2018 cap space, so $15 million for Landry is a lot, but really nothing in the grand scheme of Year-22 of rebuilding.
  • A former Dolphins cheerleader is suing the Fins for gender & religious discrimination.
    • She alleges she was treated like a piece of meat, and that she was derided for “not being a woman”.
    • “The officials asked her to stop discussing her virginity, according to the complaint.” and specifically that she could no longer discuss her personal vow to forego sex before marriage
      • Which grew out of her posting a picture of her 2016 baptism on social media.
Pictured: not her baptism.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
    • Devils at Lightning – 7:00PM | NHLN / Sportsnet
    • Blue Jackets at Capitals – 7:30PM | USA / Sportsnet360
    • Avalanche at Predators – 9:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
    • Sharks at Ducks – 10:30PM | USA / Sportsnet360
  • NBA:
    • nothing – playoffs start Saturday
  • Beisbol:
    • Alabama at Texas A&M – 9:00PM | ESPNU

I think, in honour of the Leafs-Bruins series, I’ll drink the Sam Adams I brought back from my last trip to the US. NO REGRETS!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Tomorrow on Goddess II: Leticia gets caught watching porn.

Yeah, I’ve got your attentions now, don’t I??????

Senor Weaselo

Not “Dave does his best impersonation of the Bullitt Mustang”/10, would not bang. Not that I’d… shit, where am I going with this.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dave and his automotive entourage are conspicuously absent this week, actually.

Next week, they’ll be back.

theeWeeBabySeamus

JerBear50
JerBear50

Umm, do you want me to step in and take Ayo’s place for the evening? Or are you using this as bait to see if he’s still around?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehehe.
(I’m ‘uhsposed to be writing….STOP DISTRACTING ME)

JerBear50
JerBear50

I’ll crawl back into my quiet corner and let you get your Sexy Friday put together. Last night of work before vacation so I’m just watching the clock not fucking move and trying to distract myself.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good deal on vacation. Going anywhere or just relaxing with a home vacay?

JerBear50
JerBear50

Nah, taking the g/f to see Isbell next week, but that’s the only big thing we’ve got planned. Just hanging out, do some cooking, and hopefully a lot of other -ings.

Everything good with you?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, nothing wrong there. I’m envious, truth be told.

I’ve got a trip to NC coast week after next, then Venice Beach on the left coast next month. Yes, I’m getting excited. But I’ll be all alone (yes, I’m trying for the pity vote now).

LMFAO

JerBear50
JerBear50

Sounds good man. I’d like to check out the coast up that way some time.

As for Venice, gonna resist talking to certain people and ripping scabs back open, right?

theeWeeBabySeamus

We’ll see who shows up. Out of my control more or less who decides to visit while I’m there. She knows I’ll be there. Doubt she cares.

Probably for the best. Not why I’m going there anyway.

JerBear50
JerBear50

Yeah, non-contact seems like a good call, but whatever. I know you love it out there so hopefully you’ll enjoy it regardless. I’d like to see some of the beaches out there but it’s such a long, expensive fucking trip I don’t see it happening anytime soon. I’d like to get with yeah right and have a DFO Iron Chef throwdown out there some time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dunno how long your vacation extends. But if you and your lady are able, you’re welcome to drive up the coast to NC the week after next and say hello. That would be a blast.

JerBear50
JerBear50

Oh shit, I’d love to some time but I’m only off for a week this time around. I get a fair bit of time off though so I’d be cool with planning something in the future.

JerBear50
JerBear50

Shit, gotta go. I’ll pop on when I get back and see if you’re still puttering around on here.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cool. Don’t get in trouble. Vacation starts tomorrow, don’t forget.

Wakezilla

For some inexplicable reason, this song has become my national anthem as of late, which is hilarious because we live very different lives.

Senor Weaselo

Last-second chippiness!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen

Drank again after trying to quit. Fuck. Gotta admit though, the familiar feeling of utter failure feels liek COMING HOME, so you might with the judgment think that EZ Pass self hatred challenges the moist brain of forgiveness, but then again, who does?

theeWeeBabySeamus

If it’s of any help….

I’d been overdoing it again lately myself. Stress, self-hate, love lost. Not good reasons, but reasons.

I’ve been dry now foar 5 days before it got out of hand. You can too. I believe in ya.

I’m not quitting permanently….but it’s just something I want control over and not vice versa.

Fronkenshteen

I drank so much, while taking my anti-depressants, that my liver enzymes spiked and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I have nothing but the most noble reasons to be a fucking man and quit. But I’m me. My will power has always been garbage. Shit, like I said, im drunk now. Where the rubber meets the road is the fact that I REALLY dig being a dad. Will I succumb to my FILTHY DESIRES and fuck up my marriage? My relationship with my son? My job? Or ALL THREE? STAY TUNED!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Will I succumb to my FILTHY DESIRES and fuck up my marriage? My relationship with my son? My job?

Please don’t. Too much there to throw it away on alcohol or anything else.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

One vote here for don’t be too hard on yourself. You’re trying, which is important. There are stumbles on the road to recovery, doesn’t mean you can’t keep going down the road.

Fronkenshteen

Thanks. Really. I kind of need this place, you know?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes. I do know. I’m certainly no bastion of good behaviour. But sometimes it helps to talk to someone. These funny idiots here have kept me sane during a very difficult emotional time in my life.

Well, mostly sane.

wufpacker@gmail.com

Yell to me if you feel inclined.

Fronkenshteen

Right on. Thanks again

theeWeeBabySeamus

No worries my man.

Just be well. All of us are here for you.

JerBear50
JerBear50

Don’t fall for his offer Fronkensteen– that way lies an endless bombardment of dick pics!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m still waiting for your April subscription payment, btw.

No Pics Foar YOU!!!!!!!!

JerBear50
JerBear50

lol Keep that wilted mushroom cap to yourself.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey dammit!!!!!

Shit…who told you?

(yeah, don’t answer that plz)

Wakezilla

Calgary is weird. It’s-3 and snowing but because it’s a dry cold, it feels like it’s a +6 or +7 in Vancouver

ballsofsteelandfury

This is Celcius, right?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

OooooUh. So EdmoUntoUn’s 167 day streak of sub zeroU temperatures is NOUT as impressive as I thoUght, eh?

Senor Weaselo

No, that was in Kelvin.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I’m getting nothing done because you guys are too damned funny.
But gotta be responsible. Or at least pretend for a coupla hours.
Then porn.

I’m out.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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ballsofsteelandfury

PLENA!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

/would settle foar 10° mas

I’ve said too much.

😛

Senor Weaselo

What is The World’s Worst Bar Game? How about The Most Dangerous Games for $800 now?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

POST GAME FIGHT!

rockingdog
rockingdog

3-0? alright don’t blow this…

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Evander kane gettin goals!!!! 2-0

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

On the bright side, I’m watching a very drunk woman throw herself at a dude who does not seem all that into it.

ballsofsteelandfury

All that into it or at all into it? There’s a subtle but important difference.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

What????? It’s a medical diagram.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

….from a veterinarian

theeWeeBabySeamus

I admit nothing. In fact I think someone hacked my account and put that penis pic up.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Senor Weaselo

Noooooope!

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

My amazon suggestions are going to be weird for awhile.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I love how none of you +1’d the penis picture.
You damned homophobes.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It has gone from the former to the latter.

rockingdog
rockingdog

yoooo 5 on 3 for the sharks. hell yea Kane!!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So about that overpriced cocktail…I may have knocked it with my elbow and shattered it half full.

rockingdog
rockingdog

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tough but fair

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This wouldn’t happen if you drink faster

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s what I get for sipping while writing and shifting to grab a toast point.

Also being a fat klutz

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

“Sipping?” “Writing?” “Toast point?” Well, aren’t we fancy Mister Caviar man! Are you drinking champagne? I’m drinking Old Charter out of a boot!

Senor Weaselo

…Want some Bailey’s out of a shoe?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Overpriced old charter? Overpriced boot?

King Hippo

moneys, HUZZAH!

WCS
Senor Weaselo

Sky blue, water wet, Potvin sucks.

WCS

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Captain Stubing: Why is the boat listing to port? Oh right, I forgot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

He’s a super genius, ppl forget that.

Spur
Spur

any have casamigos tequila? worth it?

King Hippo

no y no

ballsofsteelandfury

How much per bottle?

Spur
Spur

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, I just ordered an overpriced cocktail and some overpriced small plates at a hotel restaurant in Chicago. If that won’t help me power through enough work to seem competent this week, I don’t know what will.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

now THAT guy has some TAEKS, ah bet

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Danger 5 (2012), “Welcome to Hitlerland”

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Try the overpriced dessert.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Try the overpriced escorts

Senor Weaselo

Don’t you mean Chi****?

King Hippo

yeah, let’s keep it CLEAN guys, this here’s a FAMILY WEBLOG

Gratliff

Oh hey, Washington lost. Super happy with that 3rd seed that could only occur with both Jersey and Columbus failing in their last game of the season.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

“It’ll knock both your eyes out!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

+1 but only for the slide rule

Spur
Spur

Senor Weaselo

Did tWBS thrown an empty freezer vodka bottle at his TV?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah, when the Caps fucked up the two goal lead, I knew they’d never hold a one goal lead.

It’s kinda like realizing that girl whose lies you believed really was screwing you over all along. Nobody to be mad at but meself.

Fuck you Capitals.

Senor Weaselo

I don’t know, were you believing it against everyone else’s better advice and judgement, leaving you to realize later on that she never was going to choose you, just like how nobody else ever has, ever will, or honestly ever should?

Senor Weaselo

…Wait what were we talking about again? I think I blacked out.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn dude.

You just trying to make me cry more or what???????

Spur
Spur

that popov plastic bottle bounced right off.

SonOfSpam

I’ve used Popov to degrease a chassis.

(that may not be a thing on a car – my skills are limited to self-serve gas purchase)

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, time to go search for half naked (or maybe fully naked this week) girls for you sick freaks tomorrow.

Later taters.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Spur

King Hippo

Inspirational Smashville pre-game talk “Let’s win one FOAR the Pekker!”