As with yesterday, let’s get down to brass tacks.
San Jose Sharks vs. Vegas Golden Knights
For all intents, this series might be over by the time you read this. Game 2 was Saturday night, and unless I got me some gumption, I updated it to reflect reality, and not the late-Friday whence I typed this. I expect Vegas to win Game 2, albeit not by the touchdown they won Game 1 by.
[Ron Howard voice: they did not win Game 2.]
Anybody who ever suffered through an expansion team earning their stripes with League castoffs has to be furious at how the NHL rigged the system so Vegas wouldn’t suck right out of the gate. But they never expected Gerard Gallant & George McPhee to weave together a team that would challenge for the Cup, not just a playoff spot, in their first year.
It all starts with this guy
Marc-Andre Fleury, last seen looking like this
and letting in enough goals to get benched during the Penguins last Cup run & subsequently left exposed for the expansion draft. Solid goaltending allowed the Knights to build a team around him, and those players all bought into the system that the coaching staff was promoting, and the “good players; great team” ethos turned into the third-best record in the NHL. Flat-out embarrassing the LA Kings got them here, and there doesn’t appear to be much stopping them from getting to the Conference finals.
San Jose, meanwhile, look like a bunch of doomsday preppers who haven’t shaved since Bush 43 was President because they disagreed with how NOBAMA was running things.
Playoff beards don’t count if you started them six years ago.
The only reason to root for the Sharks is so they can play the Jets in the Western Conference final & everyone can have their tortured “West Side Story” jokes.
Prediction: Vegas in six.
Nashville vs. Winnipeg:
They got the Smashville thing started early.
But Winnipeg fans took it like champs.
Make love, not war ✌️ pic.twitter.com/PSEkj8uSs6
— Winnipeg Jets (@NHLJets) April 28, 2018
This should be a barnburner of a series. The two best teams in the regular season meeting in Round Two. Gary Bettman has to be sexually confused by all this, because Nashville succeeding is proof that his decision to prevent that Blackberry douchebag from buying them worked, but Winnipeg succeeding is proof that sometimes teams have to move, and to Canada. And I hope his confused little boner gets infected & falls off; we shall call that rotten little member “Dean”.
Nashville has been on a tear since taking San Jose to Game 7 in 2016. Last year’s Cup final appearance was clearly by a team on the rise & not a one-off fluke. They have fully earned their #1 seed on the strength of four solid lines, a rigid defence, and probably the worst year of Pekka Rinne’s career, which goes to show the overall level of team improvement that they don’t have to rely on him being magical all the time.
As for the Jets, to quote litre_cola, “WOOOOOO JETS! ALL THE WAY, BABY!”
Prediction: Winnipeg in six
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Jets at Preds – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- MLS Soccer:
- Los Angeles FC vs. Seattle Sounders – 9:00PM | FS1
- MLB:
- Yankees at Angels – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
Once the sports ends, it’ll be all 70s here at KDFO, building on the 80s theme that closed out yesterday’s broadcast day.
BE LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE, BOPPERS!
Holy shit, Donald Trump IS Goldfinger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj0drevGOgA
Gong Show interlude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME_rrjIODTE
I’m watching Goldfinger and the whole Switzerland sequence is great. James Bond is about to have his dick sawed off with a laser beam.
alright, I’m calling it a night. gotta catch some zzzs.
“If I just stay here on the toilet, I can’t get in trouble “.
– 46 and 6 year-old Fronkenshteen lying to himself simultaneously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-oJt_5JvV4
So I have a hilarious story about being introduced to pink floyd:
when I was a lad in my preteen years, my father decided he’d make a greater effort to expand my musical taste to the music of his youth. by relying on the radio, he would try to teach me classic rock bands, (he would often shun anything predominately more 80’s than 70’s, just his taste) Anyways a song would come on the radio, he’d start dropping hints about the band or its subject matter, seeing if I had absorbed some of his knowledge.
anyways, one day, we’re listening while driving somewhere, and some song came on. I didn’t know it, so he started talking about its singer, yadda yadda, and finally he says one of the weirdest sentences I’d ever heard:
“okay, another song by this group is : Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict”
well, I had no clue what the fuck he was talking about, so I just went with my first instinct:
well, obviously these guys did a lot of drugs, Pink Floyd?
he had to pull over he was laughing so hard. I had only seen a brief clip of the wall, so apparently that was enough to let me know enough about floyd.
this has been brocky’s anecdotal moment. I hope you have enjoyed.
I was worried you oversold this story. But it really delivered.
it is not easy to make my dad laugh. He’s not a super introvert, but he was in tears. he described that story as “the ultimate indication that I was too smart for my own good”
No that’s a good story regardless.
70’s music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfoaWHsdTNU
Keep on truckin’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKftiJS30Cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9ie2J2690
Somebody said it was 70’s night.
I won’t be satisfied without a quaalude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0
I saw Foghat live. Cheap Trick opened for them.
Eddie Money opened when I first saw them.
1978 I believe.
Eddie Money sucked.
I forget how old some of you people are. I was born in 1983. I’m on the verge of middle-aged.
You missed a lot.
He should be happy he missed Eddie Money.
I’m sensing a grudge…
I think it speaks more to the dramatic culture shift that occured in the 80’s more than anything else.
I ain’t far behind ya. born in 88, I turn 30 in about 45 days.
I don’t care how many old timers complain,
(and no, I’m not calling anyone an old timer)
but I will never not be able to associate that song with anything other than dazed and confused.
Also:
Would it kill ya once in a while to play a little foghat?
Scott was ugly so kill him.
Tasty.
at least he did something useful. that hazmat suit didn’t solve shit
Michelle Wolf’s routine was funny, but I thought it didn’t go far enough. It’s crazy to me that some thought it was too risque
Clearly, you do not understand the nuance of high society, and what it entails. I’ll say good day to you, sir!
/farts into Champagne flute
//sniffs fart
///continues to blame the poors
lol this is what I was trying to post. a joke image from years past
I like the other version better
it’s because it said “boob” at one point, isn’t it?
Of the current cast, who is going to be the next successful-post-show SNL-er?
So… whoever is moderating comments, I tried to post an image url, and this happened. I couldn’t get all the text on one screen shot, but as I used to say in middle school, my bad:
/checks with a magnifying glass.
You forgot to carry the zero over.
lol its at 25% normal size viewing and its at least 8 page lengths. just says at the bottom “comment awaiting moderation”
don’t know how to delete that shit
Dude — no one is moderating these comments.
I’ll just delete it, and you try again.
Holy shit, I have no idea where this meme is from, bit it’s hilarious.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Db_DMhmVAAAWtw7?format=jpg
Predictions: Sharks is 7 and Preds in 7…..
Disclaimer: This is wishful thinking based on my hockey pool
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Drinking all day. Fuck that sucked.
: A Day in the Life of John Daly
Here’s a video I posted earlier. I’ll post it again because I’ll probably take it down by midnight.
This is 21 different Los Angeles freeways in 8 minutes. I forget how many miles it is but it’s hundreds. I shot it over 4 nights in 2016. There’s still a gap in the San Fernando Valley. Watch for the police chase (with spot-light wielding chopper) in the opposite lane at 01:05:05. Music is awesome but I don’t have the rights (temp track only) so I’ll pull it off YouTube tonight because I respect that. It’s a work in progress anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ld-p11ZmG8&feature=youtu.be
I am really stoned a d thay is awesome
This is fucking awesome!
I loved figuring out your route as I was watching the video.
Also, when the fuck did you shoot this video, 1 AM?!?
Also, I thought for sure you’d take the 91 to the 605 to the 5 to the 710 to the 60 and get a couple more in…
I shot sections over there (including a long run down Firestone Blvd) but construction diversions at the time spoiled a few of those routes.
Yeah, that whole area was a massive construction zone in 2016. I can see why you might not want to use that footage.
This is really cool.
The I-5 & SR-91 interchange is the most photogenic one I think:
Agreed. Those tall orange lights give it a funky glow.
Between 2 and 4 in the morning on Saturday and Sunday, on two weekends.
I figured. Crazy that even at that time, there’s traffic…
Well, crap.
You mean tinky poo poo?
No dancing FOAR Winnipeg. Just snow and sadness.
Come on, Jetsies!
Conservative twitter Friday: LOL STOOPID SNOWFLAKE LIBS CANT HANDLE TRUMPS’ WRECKING THERE PUSSY EGOS
Conservative twitter Saturday night/today: WAAAAAAA THAT LIBTARD HURT MY FEALINGS THE LEFT NOS NO BOUNDS!!!!!1111!1!
this is why I only like communicating with imaginary ppls in Clubhouse, or with my cat
Still maintain that the peak of Colbert’s career was him dragging the shit out of George Bush who was 10 feet away, and took the whole thing with a smile. Meanwhile, the fucking MAGA guy president dipshits fell in love with for his complete inability to be PC, who’s hosted SNL and had his own TV show that let him verbally abuse people, can’t handle having his feelings hurt by comedians, and instead does campaign rallies a year into his presidency to make himself feel better.
there is something very fundamentally wrong/dangerous with people who can’t take a joke
So very very true.
Not Winnipeg, but here’s the Boeing Jets:
Nice fap sequence
The redheaded young lady in this Volkswagon commercial is very appealing (asteroid hitting Earth, let’s put all our shit in our Volkswagon….you know the one).
Well, now ya do….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9OwnU81rko
So drunk. FUCKING WIN
The 4-4 tie is the most dangerous tie in hockey.
you’d think they score 8 goddamned goals in regulation that 1 OT would suffice, but NOOOOOOOOOO
What’s this about fresh bodies onto the ice?
– Jeffrey D., Milwaukee, WI
If it’s still tied after 2 OT, they should settle it with a dance-off. Heyyyyyy, macarena!!
Been drinking all day..told boss i am working from home tomorrow. Come on Eileen.
Dexy, is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwge9wc-eI
Bag skate-off!
Hi.
Losing my mind. Hope u are well
Litre’s baby!
Go ahead and win, Jets, so I can sleep and start another week of relentless hell.
Watching Bob’s Burgers in-between periods of Ice Footy, and Teddy’s phone is a goddamned Blackberry too!
I can see you as Teddy
he has way more practical skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw9V3FO_5Pw
A Sharks vs Jets series would bring on the West Side Story jokes, but Nashville vs Las Vegas has never happened before anywhere in anything, so it could really be surreal. Elvis vs Elvis.
No matter what, we got jokes!
THE BABY LITRE AWAKENS!!
I finally got around to watching last Wednesday’s “The Americans” and holy fuckballs, was it ever fire.
I still have to catch up. Only first ep in so far on the season. But good start IMHO.
Oh, Angel Hernandez was picking a fight with someone (CC Sabathia)? Color me shocked. Baseball Commentists, who’d you rather deal with in your eyes, Angel Hernandez, Joe West, or an eternal charley horse?
Joe West is a crusty old twat.
Throw Laz Diaz in there and I’d fling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Evening lizard people. Hermana Weaselo and I went to see Infinity War and to see if there was anything worth poaching from Toys R Us (read: Senor went looking for the little pushable Battlebots to go with my Tombstone and Bronco). There were not.
Tonight’s meal will consist of a random attempt at turkey burgers by me and veggies cooked by Lady BFC.
Turkey burgers lend themselves to all kinds of flavor enhancements. They’re like a clean flavor slate.
Yup. We had some random garlic-mustard-aoli thing from trader Joe’s in the fridge, put that to good use.
I remember the old Winnipeg Jets, with the Picture of the Queen staring down at you.
I’m not talking about the Arena, but Thomas Steen’s orgies with a picture of Paul Lynde in his living room. Fun!
Bryan Little? Moar like Brain Little, for committing a penalty amirite
So apparently the Raiders just laid off their existing director of personnel, a guy named “Joey Clinkscales”. I refuse to believe that is a real person’s name.
Only one letter off from what Trump calls President Xi
Joery
But if it is, the Raiders would be a pretty good bet.
This is why I’m nominating Beerguyrob for the Pulitzer Prize, or its tax-subsidized Canadian equivalent.
The Pulitzeur, I believe it’s called.
Smashville does realize that isn’t a jet they’re destroying, right?
Street Fighter needed to evolve with the times.
I thought of a way to really wreak some crazy havoc at an NRA meeting/gun show. Dress a pair of provacateurs in MAGA hats and have them start shooting at each other from a decent distance. Except they are deliberately missing each other and hitting bystanders. Within seconds it would devolve into one of those Wild West type bar fights except with guns.
That, or put a Tupac hologram in the middle of the room. Circular firing squad!!!
Heh heh heh.
Fleury’s best playoff run was the year they lost to the Red Wings in 2008. He was kinda shitty in 2009. And pooped himself in 2012 against the Flyers, with more of the same against the Islanders the next year with him getting yanked for Tomas Vokoun with the series 2-2.
Vegas gave him just 46 games this year, which might be what he settles into for the next years.
He was out with a concussion for a chunk of this year, I think
Mercifully little Pierre today