Your “You Might Have To Entertain Yourselves” Thursday Evening Open Thread

It’s a pretty slow day, if you avoided FOX News and anyone who muttered the word “anthem”.

NFL News:

  • Reuben Foster has had his felony domestic violence charges dismissed, in part because his girlfriend recanted her accusations.
    • In addition, his felony weapons charge was reduced to a misdemeanour.
      • Because it was legally purchased in Alabama.
    • Once everything is concluded, he would be free to rejoin the 49ers.
  • Intrasquad beef!
    • Antonio Brown has apparently said Le’Veon Bell should not hold out & instead come to camp and “get better”.
      • Specifically, “the first rule of getting better is showing up.”
  • In what has to help his collusion case, it’s been revealed that the NFL polled fans about their reaction to Colin Kaepernick’s protest & whether he should be signed to a new team.
    • through that poll — which “singled out” Kaepernick — commissioner Roger Goodell and others with the NFL learned of “a deep racial, political and generational division when it came to player protests.”

Oh man, do I not want to talk about the MAGA crowd & the anthem, so…

World War One Centenary:

May 24, 1918 – the North Russia Expeditionary Force lands at Murmansk.

In March 1918, the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk formally withdrew Russia from participation in the war against Germany, freeing the Germans to devote more resources to the western front in France & Belgium. This was concerning to the British & French, because the American Expeditionary Force had not yet fully arrived; due to be 1.0 million troops by the end of April 1918, the fear among British & French leaders was that German offensives like Operation Michael might advance far enough to render arriving US troops moot. Further, the Allied powers were worried that Germany, which had recently sent 55,000 men to a newly independent Finland, would attempt to take the vital Russian ports of Archangel and Murmansk. It didn’t help that available British intelligence showed the Bolsheviks abandoning towns along the treaty lines, ostensibly to reduce the threat of German invasion at a time when the Reds were trying to shore up their defensive positions in and around major cities.

The decision was reached to send an Allied Expeditionary Force to Murmansk to try and shore up Russian defences against Germany. This force was led by British Major General F.C. (Frederick Cuthbert) Poole. Prior to World War One, Poole had served in India, fought in the Boer War (1899-1902) and the Dervish War (1902-04) in Africa, and served with British colonial forces in Nigeria. He retired as a Major on the eve of World War One. He was recalled to service soon after the war started, given promotion to Lieutenant Colonel in 1915 and given field advancement all the way up to temporary promotion to Major General in 1917. Poole was chosen for this mission because he had on-hand knowledge of the Russian situation, having been the officer in charge of the British military equipment section in Petrograd (St. Petersburg). He specifically had asked if he could be sent to Archangel to help retrieve British materiel there, and in response was put in charge of the whole mission. He left Britain on May 17th and arrived May 24th.

Once on the ground, Poole had specific orders. First, his small British force would ally with approximately 20,000 Czechoslovak & 3,000 Serb soldiers supposedly making their way to Archangel & Murmansk, having been promised safe passage through Russia by Lenin for the dual purpose of defending northern Russian ports and their evacuation to their third countries, notably France, which would create the 22nd Czechoslovak Rifle Regiment in the French Legion to support & organize these men.

[These Czechoslovak soldiers had been fighting as part of the “Czechoslovak Legion“, a 60,000 man volunteer unit (supplemented by Austro-Hungarian POWs or defectors) within the Imperial Russian Army, against the Austro-Hungarians in attempt to free Czechoslovakia from Austro-Hungarian rule. They fought alongside Russian forces between 1915-17, until the Bolsheviks came to power in November 1917 and declared a ceasefire. At that point, the majority opted to join western forces in Flanders by retreating from the Ukraine & travelling to the Pacific port of Vladivostok. This majority would eventually become the fighting force that allied with the Whites in the Russian Civil War. Others were believed to be taking the shorter route between the Ukraine and the Barents Sea, where Archangel & Murmansk lay. It is these men that Poole was anticipating.]

Second, Poole was instructed to determine how far inland he could advance with the forces at his disposal, once he had secured Archangel. However, soon after his landing, it was determined that no Czechoslovak forces were headed towards Archangel and Murmansk; instead, the entire Czechoslovak force was headed to Vladisvostok, and due to German demands that they be halted from evacuating (eventually) to the western front, they were stopped by Bolshevik forces. [The skirmish that broke out on May 14 became known as “The Revolt of The Legion“, resulting in the Czechoslovak seizure of the Trans-Siberian railway, rumours of the liberation of one boxcar of the Tsar’s gold, and the rushed execution of the Romanov family at Yekaterinburg by the Bolsheviks on July 23rd, 1918, to prevent their liberation by the Czechoslovak forces.]

With no other troops at his disposal, Poole was forced to request Allied reinforcements for his position. Some 30,000 men, almost half of them British, were eventually stationed at the Arctic ports of Murmansk and Archangel under General Edmund Ironside. The majority of the troops arrived in July, and established base. Included in this number were 1200 Canadian troops, 2000 French & colonial troops, and 8000 men from the 85th Division at Camp Custer, Michigan – who were known as the “Polar Bears“.

  

The Polar Bear Memorial, White Chapel Cemetery – Troy, MI

In August 1918, anti-Bolshevik forces led by Tsarist Captain Georgi Chaplin, coordinated and supported by Poole, staged a coup against the Bolshevik government in Archangel, setting the stage for Western participation in the Russian Civil War (1918-1920). At its greatest, Poole’s forces managed to advance over 100 miles inland, but never made meaningful progress towards the capital at Moscow. (The Civil War did, however, have the effect of reinforcing the Bolsheviks decision to keep the Russian capital in Moscow, after its move inland by Lenin in March 1918 because he feared foreign invasion.) After stalemating, a slow retreat was undertaken in early 1919, as a war-weary public in both the US and Britain demanded all troops be brought home after the November 1918 armistice. Allied troops would stay in Archangel until withdrawal in August 1919 and Murmansk until September 1919.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • no games until Game 1 of the Final May 28
  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN
      • Game 5; series tied 2-2
  • MLB:
    • no national broadcasts in USA
    • Red Sox at Rays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Auto racing:
    • Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series: Coca Cola 600 Qualifying – 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
    • ARCA Series in Charlotte – 9:00PM | FS1

I assume the sexy ladies of auto racing will take you into the holiday weekend. ENJOY YOUR THREE DAYS, AMERICA!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow. Does Houston deserve to lose this game or what?

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rockingdog

true that

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Ta-Ta-Da.

litre_cola

Are you allowed to kneel during the Walmart cheer?

rockingdog

found a funny:

junk email: you can delete me with one click or you can unsubscribe by embarking on a labyrinthine quest of danger and intrigue, from which you may never return
me (already holding a sword and shield): lets go bitch

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

I see it is going to be one of those nights here. Ok. Moose, what do you have for me?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

-iron suit and wooden tripod legs
-can’t see lunch box let alone reach it
-iron bell traps heat from below, roasting occupant
-hey that’s a Bell & Howell 2709!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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tWBS also has an AssCast (TM).

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

I imagine David Lynch in front of his bathroom mirror every morning putting goop in his hair and teasing it up until he reaches the moment where he says “yes, that’s just right.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You really can’t skip the first quarter of these conference finals games or you’ll miss the only part of the game that matters.

Brick Meathook

What games?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

I used a toilet paper roll with Bounce inside it to cover up the smell. You can’t prove anything.

Brick Meathook

Has anyone else gotten a ton of emails from major companies updating their Privacy Policy? I get two a day. I think it’s fallout from the Facebook thing and all the CEO’s and legal departments are covering their asses.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, it’s a thing about getting into compliance with rules in Europe.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Internet Dad told me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That you are a nerd? I believe it!

litre_cola

I have gotten quite a few today for many different companies. I was wondering why.

Gratliff
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

Raquel will make you stand for the anthem and you’ll do it, soldier:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Stand up anyway.

blaxabbath

I can grab her by the pussy from my chair.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Exactly what I expect to happen to a strong White Christian woman in today’s liberal commie pinko society

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Skiing “accident”

blaxabbath

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Justice.

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

I’ve never seen a Packard hearse. That looks cool as shit.

Redshirt

Good news: I’ve lost 10 pounds.
Bad news: I have a fear I’m going to blackout and come to at a donut shop surrounded by several empty baking sheets with my face covered in glaze.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve gained 10. And that’s over and above the 15 I was trying to lose before that.

I’ll stop eating foar the next few weeks now before hot SoCal 27 yr old chickie arrives foar visiting purporses.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Spoiler: it isn’t glaze

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Net Neutrality.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe

litre_cola

Hola amigos. Doy la bienvenida a nuestros nuevos señores supremos!

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Tacos?

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Disrespectful use of the flag.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet it tastes good, tho.

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Redshirt

Celebrities: “Its Red Nose Day! Please donate to help kids everyone with their education, feeding and housing.”

Me: “Why don’t you redistribute your wealth from your extravagant lifestyles to help these kids?”

Celebrities: “But…the Red Noses!”

blaxabbath

Of note: when these places advertise, “ We collected $X for {cause}!” They’re just pointing out that they opened their hand for your money, not contributed their own (though they often die, but never mention that it’s only a percentage of the total money raised.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t see a fundamental difference between telling people they must kneel when you tell them to and that they can’t kneel when you tell them not to.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well fucking said.

blaxabbath

That’s the point, you unamerican traitor.

Redshirt

Yup. If you refuse to allow people decenters to express their views while allowing supporter to express their views, you’re no different from the Communist countries who bar all unpopular speech and assemblies.

All they had to do was say “We’re going back to pre-2010. American flags and free beer for all!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Can’t wait until Friday. Sorry.

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Redshirt

Never apologize for that, Moose.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Blasphemer!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Back to hot peppers are we?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Amy Lee. Hotter than you….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC1pI76Rqo

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Really? It’s pretty warm in my house and I’m pretty sweaty.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t you still have like a foot of snow?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

82 right now, 88 tomorrow.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit.

Pey Pey’s neck would rotate in that warmth. Just saying.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

They seem fun.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SMRT TWO!!

blaxabbath

So my buddy/god-brother/money guy is giving a “it’s like TED Talks” tonight so I just came downtown to a bar to kill time between work and the…thing.

Naturally my phone battery is 17%

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They’ll probably charge it behind the bar if you ask.

Brick Meathook

That Czech Legion story is amazing. I’ve never heard of it. It was just a little link in your fine history article, but I went there and read it and got this photo:

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…of the 1000km+ armored train column they built from rolling stock and locomotives they “liberated” and they controlled a huge thin swath of Siberia as they made their way from the Ukraine to Vladivostock on the Pacific (that’s the long way home folks), and they plundered some of the Tsar’s gold so they had a nice bank for payroll and supplies. That’s a movie right there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

I read the Terms and Conditions. So…we’re Puerto Rican now? Do I have to change my name to Camisaroja?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You will have to be devastated by storms, ignored by the federal government, and raped by several large banks.

The bright side is you get rolls of paper towels thrown at you.

blaxabbath

Hey, if they’d have just wired Mike Cohen $2mil, they’d be enjoying coal powered light rail right now!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

PayPol?

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Redshirt

I’m from Cincinnati. The only difference I see is an noticable increase in my Paper Towel supply.

scotchnaut

“I’m gonna cottage cheese/English cucumber the shit out of this desire to eat something deep-fried!”

Foreward, “The Anti-Andy Reid Diet Plan”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also works as a preamble to a certain porn site.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The East Coast sucks ass.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you sure it isn’t just North Cakalaky?

theeWeeBabySeamus

You make a valid point.

scotchnaut

“And we suck ice cubes. Your point?”

-The North Coast

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck Goodell and all the owners.

Wakezilla

Nothing says healthy democracy like making people stand for the anthem regardless of how they feel. Totally respectful of troops

blaxabbath

I used to go to the bathroom to avoid not standing for the anthem. Fuck it anymore. I’m a sitter.

Look for me as the first victim of the LV Black Hole when the Raiders open their new stadium.

scotchnaut

Blurbgarconbreakandenter-my history boner needs more lube.

scotchnaut

Blah, blah, blah. WHERE’S MY LUBE?

scotchnaut

[splorches all over his monitor]