NFL News:
- Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp.
- He’s still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident that he’s showing good progress to be ready for Week 1.
- No word on how he’s recovering from the VICIOUS BURN handed the Eagles organization by anthem-word-forgetter Donald Trump.
- The contract staredown between the Raiders & Khalil Mack is entering a dangerous phase for Chucky’s plans.
- Mack is due to make $13.846 million in 2018, the option year that extends his rookie deal from four seasons to five.
- Mack has made it clear he wants a new deal in place before he shows up, with estimates sounding like he’s looking into the $20 million per season range, the highest contract ever for a non-QB.
- In a darkened room somewhere, Albert Haynesworth eats another Cheeto and smiles.
- The passing of Dwight Clark has gotten a lot of people talking, but one quote from Kyle Shanahan shows how far the team has fallen since the DeBartolo days.
- “To hear the type of teammate he was, the type of friend he was to people like Keena [Turner] and the rest of that team, that’s what we’re trying to build here,” 49ers Kyle Shanahan said. “That’s why they had a great culture then. It started out with great people, starting with Dwight. And that’s what we’re trying to emulate. And got a lot of respect for that guy, and he’s going to be greatly missed.”
As you know, 1918 marks the centenary of the end of World War One. As you also know, when there’s little to nothing on, the DFO Overlords let me indulge my History degree with some musings on important factoids. Well, there’s nothing of significance to commemorate from that war on today’s date, and there’s sweet fuck all for sports on TV tonight. But as most people with a general knowledge of history know, June 6th is a very significant date nonetheless, so let’s give the Canadian contingent some glory on a day when “The Longest Day” & “Saving Private Ryan” dominate the airwaves.
World War Two – June 6, 1944: D-Day
Today is the 74th anniversary of the landings at Normandy. In honour of that, the National Post has posted a series of photos and videos about the Canadian landings at Juno Beach, which I will intersperse throughout my missive.
On June 6, 1944, the Canadian 3rd Infantry Division, made up of troops from the 7th & 8th Brigades, and the 2nd Armoured Brigade were to attack an eight-kilometre stretch of the coast code-named “Juno” Beach in two sectors, “Mike” and “Nan”,
and the 3rd Division’s 9th Brigade was to land 4-6 hours after the initial assault to reinforce the landing force and begin securing coastal towns to allow for further reinforcements to land. Their objective was to ultimately take control of the coastal towns of Courseulles, Bernières, Saint-Aubin and Bény-sur-Mer, gain control of the Bayeux-Caen railway line, and – if possible – secure the town of Caen before assault troops were then to move towards the Carpiquet airfield, 18 kilometres inland..
[Interesting footnote (from Wikipedia but verified from other sources): The name “Juno” arose because Winston Churchill considered that the original code name — Jelly — sounded inappropriate. The code names for the beaches to be taken by British and Commonwealth forces were named after types of fish: Goldfish, Swordfish and Jellyfish, abbreviated to Gold, Sword and Jelly. Churchill “disapproved of the name Jelly for a beach on which so many men might die”. He insisted on a change to the more dignified name Juno.]
When the Canadians landed,
Canadian troops from Quebec City’s Le Régiment de la Chaudière
they discovered that the pre-raid bombing had done little damage to their intended targets. Most of the elaborate fire-support plan failed, leaving the infantry, combat engineers, and armoured troopers to overcome the enemy by direct fire. Destroyers and supporting craft of the Royal Canadian Navy, 10,000 sailors onboard 110 ships of the Royal Canadian Navy, supported the invasion, but it fell to more than 14,000 soldiers from across Canada, under Major-General Rod Keller, commander of the 3rd Canadian Infantry Division, to storm Juno Beach.
Arriving three hours after optimal tides, the landing craft were forced to deal with partially submerged obstacles that couldn’t be cleared, and had to negotiate around submerged mines in the sand, which disabled or destroyed 30% of the landing craft. In the first waves, almost one in two men were wounded or killed during the initial assault before German forces were overwhelmed. Below is the famous video shown in every Canadian history class of the 3rd Division landing at Juno Beach.
Canadians soon captured three shoreline positions on D-Day and established themselves near the village of Creully, but this was to be only the beginning of the struggle to liberate France. Through the summer of 1944, the fighting continued. Canadians played an important role in closing the “Falaise Gap” in mid-August as the Germans finally retreated in the face of the Allied offensive. On August 25, 1944, Paris was liberated by the Allies, bringing the Normandy campaign officially to a close.
Out of 1,074 total D-Day Canadian casualties, 340 Canadians were killed. The event is commemorated with a small memorial and visitors centre in Courseulles-sur-Mer, France.
Tonight’s sports:
- NBA:
- Warriors at Cavaliers – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- MLB:
- no national US broadcasts
- Yankees at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Royals at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
I go for staff orientation at the baseball stadium tonight, because even though I’ve been there for 27 years, I still have to learn where beer comes from. THE NEW KIDS ARE SO FUCKING YOUNG!
Ahoy, hoy!
Somehow, there are more commercials during an NBA game than an NFL playoff game.
Is that true?
/Calls timeout
// Goes to commercial
/// Returns to review play
//// Goes back to commercial
///// Returns to announce result of review
////// Calls timeout
/////// Goes to commercial
//////// Returns from commercial, other team calls timeout
///////// Goes to commercial
Ok, this checks out.
OK kids, let’s go find out how easy and/or not easy it is to pay a Santa Monica parking ticket online.
I will report back momentarily. Wish me luck.
($53 BUCKS???? FUCK YOU, OFFICER KING!!!!!)
I AM STILL LIVING WITH YOUR GHOST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6E_TNgCsY
LMFAO. You and I are way too much alike.
I was singing that while giving them my $53 bucks. No shit.
And it was remarkably easy to give them my money, fwiw. Five stars out of five, SM. Well done.
But still, fuck you Officer King.
Were they illegally parked at a hydrant? If so you’re golden.
No that happened later in the night when….
Oh wait, when you said “golden” I thought….
Never mind.
Yes! Wife is bringing home drug dinner leftovers! No need to drive!
Blax turned into King Hippo so gradually…etc., etc.
GIME MAH DER-RUUUUGZZZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=6XH2jt4NmOw
https://imgur.com/QifJ4NM
this warriors game is close…
The rest of the night is just going to be things I want to see LeBron do to his teammates
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy.
found a reading:
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/may/29/the-financial-scandal-no-one-is-talking-about-big-four-accountancy-firms
Evening lizard people. I can make my write-up for tomorrow now!
/Gets non-spinning flywheel thrown at face
At least it wasn’t spinning, so that’s progress?
When the Cavs inevitably lose this, I hope the first scene after the final score is posted is LeBron superkicking the nearest Cav.
Or their owner.
LCSS’ future wife? Can’t rule it out.
Beer and anal?
Sorry, read that wrong……. or right.
I think the anal was implied
Not with baseball.
I thought it was part of the unwritten rules. I really need to get my hands on a copy of those.
What is the fifth movement of Symphonie fantastique?
Stephen Curry has to go potty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ENoQBPToMM
Never not funny.
geezzeee
curry and thompson are struggling…. yikes!
Wife is at a drug dinner. I just got home and fed the dogs. Was gonna go somewhere and grab a bite and watch the game but none of those places seem at all intriguing now.
Maybe I should order in? Starve? I dunno – it’s 97 and partly cloudy; I’m chilling on the porch at sunset enjoying this weather and watching the dogs walk around all dumb.
Jurickson Profar has a hot bat and he knows how to swing it.
If that is not justification for a police shooting….
Halftime Speeches:
Cleveland: “We can do this. Just keep playing.”
Golden State: “Didn’t you mothers tell you not to play with your food?! Stop playing around with these idiots and take them out!”
Binge watching Brooklyn 99 over the NBA final was a good decision
I love that show. Gina is incredible.
Well Cleveland was winning earlier in the 1st quarter, let’s just refresh the box score and check the score now…
CLE-GS is reminding me of playing NCAA Football as a cupcake team playing a ranked opponent. I can play a perfect game and keep it close, but if I get Iazy and make one or two mistakes, all of a sudden I’m down 10 points.
Smaller players should not get special treatment in the post
Kevin Love playing like Minnesota “fried cheese” Kevin love
“I love fried cheese!”
-Andy Reid
Oh, crap. LeBron tweaked his ankle.
oh my word.
Lebron turned his ankle
Shut down the Factory of Sadness, and take us to DEFCON ONE…
pre-determined NBA/WWF soap opera twist of fate option X
TAWMMY got bored in the offseason:
https://deadspin.com/chowdahead-on-the-field-at-fenway-park-gets-blindsided-1826623491
who’s down for some edibles and watching Meg?
Im in.
Did the Battle of Belleau Wood not occur on this date in WWI history? Its a rather significant date in the legend and lore of my beloved Marine Corps…
/borrows BOLTMAN’S t-shirt cannon, fires Budweiser tallboys north of the border
So according to Trump, the Canadians burned down the White House in the War of 1812. I’m waiting for him to tweet commemorating D-Day when American and German Forces stormed the beaches of Normandy to invade the French, who failed because they didn’t build a WALL.
If anything it shows how they don’t work, since the “Atlantic Wall” didn’t really stop us
In his defense, Trump wall is just to stop undocumented, illegal immegrants from crossing a boundary.
When the combined forces of the United States Armed Forces and His Majesty’s Soldiers show up at the shoreline with the clear intention to march straight to Berlin by way of Paris, at that point any wall is simply a closed door.
Touche. Now I want to watch The World at War D-Day episode.
Good people on both sides of that door
They make boats now. Plus immegrants are not a real problem,
I prefer Americas who dont die in battle – Trump
Kevin Durant is a gaping asshole.
RIP Dwight Clark
“It was unknowable then, but so much of the progress that would define the 20th century, on both sides of the Atlantic, came down to the battle for a slice of beach only 6 miles long and 2 miles wide.” — President Barack Obama
“Everyone knew at the time. Beforehand even.” -Trump-Russia
I’m genuinely shocked I didn’t see some “this is why you stand for the anthem” D-Day picture bullshit on facebook today.
White Boy Rick looks good
yea.
Folks.
Ducks!
found a better funny:
date: did you fart?
me: no that was the chair
date: it smells really bad
me: must be the chair
date: is that poop?
me: that’s chair poop
Dirt Stillers-Dirt Rams has reached BANANACAKES level.
Dem Hollywood HILLS, yo
found a funny:
I love eating Tide Pods instead of storming the beaches of Normandy.
You so sexy when you get historical…
Speaking of DDay:
https://twitter.com/Kyle_Feldscher/status/1004134002540900358?s=19
Welp……
Just skimmed this, but are you Canucks apologizing for setting fire to the White House or not?
should have salted the earth
Unsubscribe from this fucked up reality.
Is that why you haven’t been putting the tip in?
Footy tips? ohhh…..
THAT’S RIGHT!!
Posted this on Slack, but, this needs more attention:
https://gizmodo.com/soldier-leads-virginia-police-on-bonkers-mid-speed-chas-1826591624
My favorite news story of the year. This “chase” ended less than two miles from wifey’s aunt and uncle’s house.
Those primarily young English, American, and Canuck soldiers (plus the heroic Frog Resistance) were braver than any of us can well and truly comprehend. Hope they’s all sipping libations in heaven about now.
Twas a particularly difficult parenting day. Taking refuge in music and GAMBLOR like usual, until #BFIB time. Here’s sommet to remind one that not everything is total shit. Just most things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6x3dvDqrlk
“Beirut sending postcards from Italy? That’s rich.”
-Pompey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPoKQbkDcnY
Here’s another D Day…
And of course, there’s D Day Lewis too…
–
Jerry S.AbsintheLhommeJaqcues“D-Day was nice, but I, you know, I prefer DD days.”
-Donald T.
$65k per D?