Your “It Just Meant ‘Day'” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp.
    • He’s still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident that he’s showing good progress to be ready for Week 1.
    • No word on how he’s recovering from the VICIOUS BURN handed the Eagles organization by anthem-word-forgetter Donald Trump.
  • The contract staredown between the Raiders & Khalil Mack is entering a dangerous phase for Chucky’s plans.
    • Mack is due to make $13.846 million in 2018, the option year that extends his rookie deal from four seasons to five.
    • Mack has made it clear he wants a new deal in place before he shows up, with estimates sounding like he’s looking into the $20 million per season range, the highest contract ever for a non-QB.
      • In a darkened room somewhere, Albert Haynesworth eats another Cheeto and smiles.
  • The passing of Dwight Clark has gotten a lot of people talking, but one quote from Kyle Shanahan shows how far the team has fallen since the DeBartolo days.
    • “To hear the type of teammate he was, the type of friend he was to people like Keena [Turner] and the rest of that team, that’s what we’re trying to build here,” 49ers Kyle Shanahan said. “That’s why they had a great culture then. It started out with great people, starting with Dwight. And that’s what we’re trying to emulate. And got a lot of respect for that guy, and he’s going to be greatly missed.”

As you know, 1918 marks the centenary of the end of World War One. As you also know, when there’s little to nothing on, the DFO Overlords let me indulge my History degree with some musings on important factoids. Well, there’s nothing of significance to commemorate from that war on today’s date, and there’s sweet fuck all for sports on TV tonight. But as most people with a general knowledge of history know, June 6th is a very significant date nonetheless, so let’s give the Canadian contingent some glory on a day when “The Longest Day” & “Saving Private Ryan” dominate the airwaves.

World War Two – June 6, 1944: D-Day

Today is the 74th anniversary of the landings at Normandy. In honour of that, the National Post has posted a series of photos and videos about the Canadian landings at Juno Beach, which I will intersperse throughout my missive.

On June 6, 1944, the Canadian 3rd Infantry Division, made up of troops from the 7th & 8th Brigades, and the 2nd Armoured Brigade were to attack an eight-kilometre stretch of the coast code-named “Juno” Beach in two sectors, “Mike” and “Nan”,

and the 3rd Division’s 9th Brigade was to land 4-6 hours after the initial assault to reinforce the landing force and begin securing coastal towns to allow for further reinforcements to land. Their objective was to ultimately take control of the coastal towns of Courseulles, Bernières, Saint-Aubin and Bény-sur-Mer, gain control of the Bayeux-Caen railway line, and – if possible – secure the town of Caen before assault troops were then to move towards the Carpiquet airfield, 18 kilometres inland..

[Interesting footnote (from Wikipedia but verified from other sources): The name “Juno” arose because Winston Churchill considered that the original code name — Jelly — sounded inappropriate. The code names for the beaches to be taken by British and Commonwealth forces were named after types of fish: Goldfish, Swordfish and Jellyfish, abbreviated to Gold, Sword and Jelly. Churchill “disapproved of the name Jelly for a beach on which so many men might die”. He insisted on a change to the more dignified name Juno.]

Allied radar image of the English Channel on the morning of June 6, 1944.

When the Canadians landed,

  

Canadian troops from Quebec City’s Le Régiment de la Chaudière

they discovered that the pre-raid bombing had done little damage to their intended targets. Most of the elaborate fire-support plan failed, leaving the infantry, combat engineers, and armoured troopers to overcome the enemy by direct fire. Destroyers and supporting craft of the Royal Canadian Navy, 10,000 sailors onboard 110 ships of the Royal Canadian Navy, supported the invasion, but it fell to more than 14,000 soldiers from across Canada, under Major-General Rod Keller, commander of the 3rd Canadian Infantry Division, to storm Juno Beach.

Arriving three hours after optimal tides, the landing craft were forced to deal with partially submerged obstacles that couldn’t be cleared, and had to negotiate around submerged mines in the sand, which disabled or destroyed 30% of the landing craft. In the first waves, almost one in two men were wounded or killed during the initial assault before German forces were overwhelmed. Below is the famous video shown in every Canadian history class of the 3rd Division landing at Juno Beach.

Canadians soon captured three shoreline positions on D-Day and established themselves near the village of Creully, but this was to be only the beginning of the struggle to liberate France. Through the summer of 1944, the fighting continued. Canadians played an important role in closing the “Falaise Gap” in mid-August as the Germans finally retreated in the face of the Allied offensive. On August 25, 1944, Paris was liberated by the Allies, bringing the Normandy campaign officially to a close.

Out of 1,074 total D-Day Canadian casualties, 340 Canadians were killed. The event is commemorated with a small memorial and visitors centre in Courseulles-sur-Mer, France.

  


Tonight’s sports:

  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Cavaliers – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
  • MLB:
    • no national US broadcasts
    • Yankees at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Royals at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360

I go for staff orientation at the baseball stadium tonight, because even though I’ve been there for 27 years, I still have to learn where beer comes from. THE NEW KIDS ARE SO FUCKING YOUNG!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Fronkenshteen

Ahoy, hoy!

WCS

Somehow, there are more commercials during an NBA game than an NFL playoff game.

Mr. Ayo

Is that true?
/Calls timeout
// Goes to commercial
/// Returns to review play
//// Goes back to commercial
///// Returns to announce result of review
////// Calls timeout
/////// Goes to commercial
//////// Returns from commercial, other team calls timeout
///////// Goes to commercial

Ok, this checks out.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK kids, let’s go find out how easy and/or not easy it is to pay a Santa Monica parking ticket online.
I will report back momentarily. Wish me luck.
($53 BUCKS???? FUCK YOU, OFFICER KING!!!!!)

SonOfSpam

I AM STILL LIVING WITH YOUR GHOST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6E_TNgCsY

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO. You and I are way too much alike.
I was singing that while giving them my $53 bucks. No shit.

And it was remarkably easy to give them my money, fwiw. Five stars out of five, SM. Well done.

But still, fuck you Officer King.

Senor Weaselo

Were they illegally parked at a hydrant? If so you’re golden.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No that happened later in the night when….

Oh wait, when you said “golden” I thought….

Never mind.

Gratliff

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blaxabbath

Yes! Wife is bringing home drug dinner leftovers! No need to drive!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Blax turned into King Hippo so gradually…etc., etc.

blaxabbath

GIME MAH DER-RUUUUGZZZ!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt
rockingdog

this warriors game is close…

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Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

The rest of the night is just going to be things I want to see LeBron do to his teammates

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people. I can make my write-up for tomorrow now!
/Gets non-spinning flywheel thrown at face
At least it wasn’t spinning, so that’s progress?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

When the Cavs inevitably lose this, I hope the first scene after the final score is posted is LeBron superkicking the nearest Cav.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Or their owner.

Gratliff

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LCSS’ future wife? Can’t rule it out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Beer and anal?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry, read that wrong……. or right.

Mr. Ayo

I think the anal was implied

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not with baseball.

Mr. Ayo

I thought it was part of the unwritten rules. I really need to get my hands on a copy of those.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

What is the fifth movement of Symphonie fantastique?

Redshirt

Stephen Curry has to go potty?

Mr. Ayo
theeWeeBabySeamus

Never not funny.

rockingdog

geezzeee
curry and thompson are struggling…. yikes!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Wife is at a drug dinner. I just got home and fed the dogs. Was gonna go somewhere and grab a bite and watch the game but none of those places seem at all intriguing now.

Maybe I should order in? Starve? I dunno – it’s 97 and partly cloudy; I’m chilling on the porch at sunset enjoying this weather and watching the dogs walk around all dumb.

Spanky Datass

Jurickson Profar has a hot bat and he knows how to swing it.

blaxabbath

If that is not justification for a police shooting….

Redshirt

Halftime Speeches:

Cleveland: “We can do this. Just keep playing.”

Golden State: “Didn’t you mothers tell you not to play with your food?! Stop playing around with these idiots and take them out!”

Sharkbait

Binge watching Brooklyn 99 over the NBA final was a good decision

Don T

I love that show. Gina is incredible.

herodotus450

Well Cleveland was winning earlier in the 1st quarter, let’s just refresh the box score and check the score now…
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Redshirt

CLE-GS is reminding me of playing NCAA Football as a cupcake team playing a ranked opponent. I can play a perfect game and keep it close, but if I get Iazy and make one or two mistakes, all of a sudden I’m down 10 points.

Spur

Smaller players should not get special treatment in the post

Spur

Kevin Love playing like Minnesota “fried cheese” Kevin love

LemonJello

“I love fried cheese!”
-Andy Reid

Redshirt

Oh, crap. LeBron tweaked his ankle.

rockingdog

oh my word.

Spur

Lebron turned his ankle

LemonJello

Shut down the Factory of Sadness, and take us to DEFCON ONE…

King Hippo

pre-determined NBA/WWF soap opera twist of fate option X

Spur

who’s down for some edibles and watching Meg?

rockingdog

Im in.

LemonJello

Did the Battle of Belleau Wood not occur on this date in WWI history? Its a rather significant date in the legend and lore of my beloved Marine Corps…

/borrows BOLTMAN’S t-shirt cannon, fires Budweiser tallboys north of the border

Redshirt

So according to Trump, the Canadians burned down the White House in the War of 1812. I’m waiting for him to tweet commemorating D-Day when American and German Forces stormed the beaches of Normandy to invade the French, who failed because they didn’t build a WALL.

Sharkbait

If anything it shows how they don’t work, since the “Atlantic Wall” didn’t really stop us

Redshirt

In his defense, Trump wall is just to stop undocumented, illegal immegrants from crossing a boundary.

When the combined forces of the United States Armed Forces and His Majesty’s Soldiers show up at the shoreline with the clear intention to march straight to Berlin by way of Paris, at that point any wall is simply a closed door.

Sharkbait

Touche. Now I want to watch The World at War D-Day episode.

herodotus450

Good people on both sides of that door

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Trump wall is just to stop undocumented, illegal immegrants from crossing a boundary.

They make boats now. Plus immegrants are not a real problem,

Spanky Datass

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Spur

I prefer Americas who dont die in battle – Trump

Spanky Datass

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Spur

Kevin Durant is a gaping asshole.

blaxabbath

RIP Dwight Clark
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Spur

“It was unknowable then, but so much of the progress that would define the 20th century, on both sides of the Atlantic, came down to the battle for a slice of beach only 6 miles long and 2 miles wide.” — President Barack Obama

blaxabbath

“Everyone knew at the time. Beforehand even.” -Trump-Russia

Sharkbait

I’m genuinely shocked I didn’t see some “this is why you stand for the anthem” D-Day picture bullshit on facebook today.

Spur

White Boy Rick looks good

rockingdog

yea.

Spur

Folks.

rockingdog

Ducks!

rockingdog

found a better funny:

date: did you fart?
me: no that was the chair
date: it smells really bad
me: must be the chair
date: is that poop?
me: that’s chair poop

WCS

Dirt Stillers-Dirt Rams has reached BANANACAKES level.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Dem Hollywood HILLS, yo

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

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rockingdog

found a funny:

I love eating Tide Pods instead of storming the beaches of Normandy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

You so sexy when you get historical…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Welp……

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just skimmed this, but are you Canucks apologizing for setting fire to the White House or not?

King Hippo

should have salted the earth

Sharkbait

Unsubscribe from this fucked up reality.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that why you haven’t been putting the tip in?

Sharkbait

Footy tips? ohhh…..

ballsofsteelandfury

THAT’S RIGHT!!

Sharkbait

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WCS

Posted this on Slack, but, this needs more attention:
https://gizmodo.com/soldier-leads-virginia-police-on-bonkers-mid-speed-chas-1826591624

My favorite news story of the year. This “chase” ended less than two miles from wifey’s aunt and uncle’s house.

King Hippo

Those primarily young English, American, and Canuck soldiers (plus the heroic Frog Resistance) were braver than any of us can well and truly comprehend. Hope they’s all sipping libations in heaven about now.

Twas a particularly difficult parenting day. Taking refuge in music and GAMBLOR like usual, until #BFIB time. Here’s sommet to remind one that not everything is total shit. Just most things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6x3dvDqrlk

herodotus450

“Beirut sending postcards from Italy? That’s rich.”
-Pompey

theeWeeBabySeamus

Here’s another D Day…
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theeWeeBabySeamus

And of course, there’s D Day Lewis too…
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herodotus450

THE NEW KIDS ARE SO FUCKING YOUNG!

Jerry S. AbsintheLhommeJaqcues

herodotus450

“D-Day was nice, but I, you know, I prefer DD days.”
-Donald T.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

$65k per D?