NFL News:
- Due to infractions over pass coverage contact during drills, the Ravens will lose their final two OTAs this week.
- Owner Steve Bisciotti & coach John Harbaugh were fined $100,000 & $50,000 respectively.
- The Ravens and Harbaugh were fined $343,057 and $137,223, respectively, for a similar infraction in 2016.
- Terrell Owens might be going into Canton, but he’s not going to Canton.
- He says he will not be attending the enshrinement ceremony on August 4th, and that “I wish to celebrate what will be one of the most memorable days of my life, elsewhere.”
- Gird your loins, because Julian Edelman is looking at a four-game PED ban.
- Naturally, he is appealing.
- According to ESPN, if he were suspended for four games, Edelman would forfeit $470,588.20 in base salary. The Patriots’ first four games are against Houston, at Jacksonville, at Detroit and home against Miami.
- If you enjoy Patriots schadenfreude, please to head over to WEEI’s page on the story or Patriots twitter.
- It’s delicious.
Finally, this is delightful: Colin Kaepernick’s legal team wants to depose either or both of Donald Trump & Mike Pence.
- Specifically, they want to know the level of influence the President may have had over whether Kaep could be resigned during the 2017 season.
- While testifying as part of the collusion case, several NFL owners said in depositions that Trump factored into conversations about how to handle protests during the national anthem.
- To borrow directly from PFT:
From the President suggesting in the early days of the protests that Kaepernick should find another country to the President mocking owners for fearing a “nasty tweet” from the President if any of them sign Kaepernick to the President telling Cowboys owner Jerry Jones that the anthem debate is a “very winning issue” for the President to the “get that son of a bitch off the field, he’s fired!” rant at an Alabama rally, the President’s fingerprints are all over this one.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Washington at Vegas – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- Game 5; Caps up 3-1
- Washington at Vegas – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- AHL:
- 2018 Calder Cup Finals:
- Marlies vs. Stars – 8:00Pm | TSN2 – Game 4
- 2018 Calder Cup Finals:
- MLB:
- Tigers at Red Sox – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Orioles at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Futbol:
- Women’s International Friendly Soccer:
- U.S. vs. China – 9:00PM | FS1
- Women’s International Friendly Soccer:
- Basketball:
- WNBA: Storm at Los Angeles Sparks – 10:30PM | ESPN2
- AFL:
- Port Adelaide vs. Richmond – 5:30AM | TSN2
Tonight’s sports schedule looks appealing on the surface, but all good Canadian kids know what that means.
She ain’t pretty,
SHE JUST LOOKS THAT WAY!
Suddenly reminded me, you know who I think the voiceover lady is for the Knights’ things were? The Administrator from Team Fortress 2.
Lita Ford on Chopped!
Wait…I love this sentence.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not enough booing, 2/10.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kind of a weak effort by the Vegas crowd.
They’ll learn.
Take the team away and give it to Hartford
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… *inhales* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey, Golden Knights…off the ice; the Stanley Cup doesn’t come out for the participants.
It’ll be to nice to see Ovechkin hoist the Cup instead of that feckless diving cunt Crosby.
So how much crazy shit is Snyder gonna do next week to try to steal the spotlight back?
*Dan Synder looks in the mirror and sighs*
Well, looks like I’ve gotta get more racist
All of it?
Hoc-key?
Always gets a +1 from me, but then I’m simple and drunk most of the time.
Golden State and Cleveland have won each of the last four NBA titles. The Houston Dirt 500s won the World Series, the Iggles won a friggin’ Super Bowl, and now the Crapitals have a Stanley Cup. This is truly the Upside Down.
Ooh! Maybe the Mariners can make it to the playoffs!
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
-Kevin Garnett
I am okay with the Mariners winning the West iff it means Houston-Boston WC.
Ew
You think I want the Dirt Giants to face Verlander in the WC Game. Fuuuuck no.
/Wait then they’d face them in the ALDS.
//Yeah, but Verlander only once!
Congrats Seamus, and all other Caps fans.
Next year New York pls.
Any New York in particular? I mean, the Sabres are in New York…
New arena, right? So that’s a thing.
Plus Tavares is great, especially on this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdchuRONsa0
LOL I don’t know the difference between the New York hockey teams.
BUT THAT’S STILL A GOOD SONG.
perhaps they will all combine into one unit, and at least be average?
A new arena… that nobody will go to. Elmont’s too close to Queens and Long Island people honestly think that once they cross the city line gang warfare is just rampant. No seriously, a co-worker of Hermana Weaselo thought that.
Honestly, what Vegas did this year is amazing. I’ve been held by their story all year. I really like their team. Happy they got a western conf title.
But….
Caps needed to steal that cup from the Yinzers.
Hand it over you assholes.
Aside from everything else, nice to see the Caps get the Cup after all this time. Vegas getting it in their first year would’ve created a black hole of insufferable ignorant fans, maybe worse than in Boston.
Fair point.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not go saying things we can’t take back!
Ok, not that bad, BUT STILL.
A little tune for the Vegas timekeeper…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKbwR7WXN4
More than mortal men deserve.
OH, AN HE ‘MEMBERS!!
Congrats to any Caps fans, like Seamus I think, and maybe some other people (shrug) and whatnot.
Congrats, Ovie. ‘Bout time you Russian bastard.
You know the Caps will go to the White House, because half of them are Russian.
– Evgeny Kusnetzov.
Ovechkin is Putin’s boy, so…yeah.
Sorry if someone else mentioned this already, but Trump is TOTALLY gonna take credit for this.
He’s going to claim there was a campaign rally at the arena.
Bacon?
Can you score a goal in .6 of a second?
Penn & Teller are about to show you how!
So I feel bad for not keeping track, but congrats to any Washington fans I know
I think I’m it. But thanks?
Congrats you crazy 27 year old tail chasing son of a bitch.
He’s older than 27, and he’s not a tail.
YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!!!!
Oh wait, yes you can. Dammit.
Congrats to all the Capitals fans. And Ovi!
That’s some high school-grade fuckery right there.
Not having a clock is just the final piece of this.
One minute left in the season…LOL maybe? No clocks in Vegas.
Vegas doesn’t not have clocks in the Casinos for nuthing.
Cheating fuckers.
Great minds, etc.
Clock stoppage? wtf?
WAS fans must love this
FALSE FLAG!!
Like no one’s ever gotten screwed in Vegas before.
I haven’t! I mean maybe I have but never as a one-night stand.
stick breaks, Craps miss wide open net, etc.
Well, the NHL season should end before the NBA season… wait the NBA season ended after the Western Conference Finals, never mind.
2 minutes to Bettman getting the Christ booed out of him.
One of the finest traditions in all of sport.
…What if they don’t know they’re supposed to boo?
A fair point. Guess we’ll have to find out!
Is Ovie getting the Conn Smythe?
Tom Wilson.
Kuznetzov?
“They can’t give it to a black!” – Don Cherry
Empty netter ends it in….2:28. Give or take.
2:00 is when he goes to the bench is my guess.
BRING OUT THE CUP!
“Fuck you! I’ll go as slow as I want in the left lane….. SR-71 goes where it wants how it wants.”
It would be a total Caps move to blow this game and series now.
I really am gonna hurt you someday.
Like emotionally?
He’d have to have emotions for that to be possible.
😛
“Nailed it!!” – Mr. Ayo
“Jurassic World: Because Jeff Goldblum needs a pay cheque.”
Life finds a way.
Imma go sit over in the corner over there and keep my mouth shut. Just in case.
But Imma leave this here….
yeeeeaaaaahhhh, I put $50 on Knights Who Say Icky Icky Icky Patowwwww (+3400) because my life dictates such is necessary.
But yeah, I think Ovie finally gets his.
Welp, this could top the O’s sweeping the Mets as tWBS’s sports highlight of the year.
What? No NCSU baseball making it to Omahahahahahahahaha. I can’t even finish that sentence.
Never mind.
That’s a bad goal…
Not from where I’m sitting.
A bad goal is something like “I’m going to kill fifty children” that’s a bad goal.
Agreed. Start with five then work your way up.
pacing oneself is well important
Is it bad that I immediately thought of a song I played on?
https://thetinyelephants.bandcamp.com/track/the-day
Heheheheh.
Even suddener change.
CRAPS WOO!!!!!!
Huh.
That brown spot Fleury is looking for is either the puck, or the merde leaking out his ice pants. AGAIN. Cirrrrrrrrcle of liiiiiiiiife.
Fleury doing that Fleury thing.
fuck you fuckers missing the wide open net. SOME OF US HAVE MONEY ON THIS AND WOULD OTHERWISE NOT CARE
THAT TOO!!!!!!
a stranger’s just a friend u haven;t met quite yet ,, ppl forget that
Fuck, how did he not net that one??????????????
Some people are just terrible at fishing.
Jesus Tittyfuck Christ, ya know??
Bad pass. If thats on his tape, thats in.
So, 3OTs it is.
shutupshutupshutpshutupshutupshutupshutupshutpshutupshutup
Well this just fucking seals it that it is end times.
http://fortune.com/2018/06/06/kfc-fried-chicken-vegetarian/
Is there nothing tofu can’t do?
taste like a not-shoe?
/and this from a guy who LIKES KALE
If White Castle is making Impossible Burger sliders, anything is possible.
/Joke about the beef quality at White Castle
/also $100 @ +220 just to win the period in case they lose in OT, because you know…Craps
//have more than enough on the 2-way winner, winner, chicken dinner already thx
LMFAO
Bad hockey fantasy team name: The Giraffe and the Smith-Pelly and Me
Hahahahaha
Sudden Change.
oh, did Hippo re-up on the Craps 3-way to win ($58.50 @ +1500)? chuh and CHUH!!!
That was…unexpected.
I like how Bud’s “Freedom” beer is made by a Belgian-Brazilian company.
Shhh, you’ll ruin the marketing!
you got a problem with brutal slave colonists and Nazi hiders, pussy??
Has anyone called Las Vegas the Boba Fetts? Because they should.
That was a nice save by Flowery. Jerk.
OK Caps. You either capitalize here, or you go back home to try to win this later.
Don’t fuck the PP up here, plz. K thx.