NFL News:
- Former Rams first-round pick OT Greg Robinson was signed by the Browns.
- The Browns are trying to replace Joe Thomas with whatever they can find.
- In this case, a guy with a career two broken legs trying to replace a guy who only had one.
- The Browns are trying to replace Joe Thomas with whatever they can find.
- The Cowboys are, among others, considering Jimmy Johnson for their Ring of Honor.
- He’s being considered alongside Gil Brandt and Jay Novacek.
- They are debating whether to include Jason Witten, since he might be coerced to come out of the booth should things break a particular way.
- Delvin Breaux is taking his talents to
South BeachHamilton.- The former CFL standout & Saints IR mainstay is returning to Canada after broken legs in 2016 & 17 kept him sidelined.
- Breaux was one of the NFL’s great stories in 2015, when he became a breakout star for his hometown Saints 10 years after breaking his neck in a high school game.
Tonight’s sports:
- Beisbol:
- MLB:
- Braves at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Diamondbacks at Angels – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- hopefully, the D-backs are wearing different hats
- College World Series:
- Arkansas vs. Texas Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN
- MLB:
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
I found out today that my job is being relocated for facilities, not educational, reasons. I GUESS NOBODY THINKS OF THE CHILDREN!
Yeah right, that Mexican rice recipe is exquisite. A new weekday go-to for me.
Thanks. I put that bastard through it’s paces before posting it.
Glad you like it.
Eh. Close enough.
(TRUE WCS FACT: I was watching this live. It was quite enjoyable.)
I’m still trying to figure out how a car that expensive has both front wheels shatter off at the same time while driving straight down a smooth track.
This is the same league that retires cars before the start of the race with “electrical” issues. Even NASCAR isn’t that corrupt. And the latter officially endorsed Candidate Cheetoh.
Some of those “lesser” teams still spend more on their annual budget to finish 16th out of 20 than some countries’ GDPs.
They tried to save too much weight on the cross members. Without the necessary mass they had a fatigue failure under heavy braking. (This was at the Spanish GP in Cataluyna if you’re wondering)
or the explosive bolts fired too soon
-tWbS
Big Sean+ Lil Wayne= Medium Shane
Shit. I’d rather play with their warthogs*.
*As long as there are no actual warts
Peyton Royce. She’s very good.
I’ve got something she can put in a choke hold
Do you know who she, and her tag partner are dating in the real world?
Lance Storm? Or do you actually know?
I don’t actually know. I heard both were dating well known people, but, I can’t seem to find anything
OK, time to go play with my Warthog.
hehehehehe
Nite gents.
Ummmm
imgur sucks rotten donkey balls.
I know that now.
We both can order that T shirt.
“Nailed it.”
-Blair Walsh
Evening lizard people, I just bit the tip of a plastic fork off because it had tasty tasty spekuloos, whipped cream, and chocolate covered waffle on it. Did I miss anything good?
Define “good”.
Today I heard about a coworker’s problems with potty-training her wee ones.
Hey, just enjoy not being that person.
Also, tell them to shut the fuck up because no one cares.
THE CONE OF SILENCE IS AWESOME
WHAT?
I can’t even imagine telling someone that shit. Poor bastard must be ronery
“telling someone that shit.” Literally.
Only 10 guys, 10 penises, and 20 balls (assuming no childhood issues) in the huddle.
Yes, I’m THAT guy.
The tight end is late to the huddle.
Missing Man Formation? (Someone go for the punchline.)
“I’M ALL-TIME QUARTERBACK!!!”
– A. Rodgers
found a funny:
Bro, is your joy even tinged with melancholy?
Chilling….. dog days of summer….
Holy shit. The border separation thing just broke Rachel Maddow, and she’s more badass than anyone.
I may or may not have gotten a bit wet-eyed watching her lose it.
FUCKING VOTE, YOU ASSHOLES, AND DON’T FORGET WHICH GROUP IS OKAY WITH THIS SHIT.
The nonvoting public if counted would have won the 2016 election by an unprecedented landslide. Hum.
Well, both parties are OK with this.
No. That is not true. Democrats are not ok with separating children from parents.
They didn’t say a peep when this was happening. This is just the next logical deterrent on a continuation of decades long policies.
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/02/08/magazine/the-shame-of-americas-family-detention-camps.html
I voted last time. And all I got was a jury summons. smgdh
Yep, It sucks. But keep voting. Unless you disagree with me, of course.
I’m not a monster, despite all appearances.
Kinda looks like crisis actoring.
Like them damn paid shooting victims, only not as good acting.
Cincinnati is Cincinnatiing.
Yeah, see, THERE’S your problem.
“I THINK IT’S THE TIMIN’ BELT.”
I said ejection seat! Seat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7zWvBJh3A
Well hello again pretty blonde seated behind the plate at the Dirt Cowboys @ Dirt Chefs game. I noticed you last night and here we are again. Just thought I’d say hi and ‘call me’ … because you’re already on your phone and NOT watching the game. OK? Buh-bye.
Dude, you totally got a shot at this.
I know, right? *HIGH FIVE*
What if she has an app that keeps score instead of buying a scorecard? Some would say that defeats the purpose of scoring a game at the ballpark, and my stack of programs would agree, but credit to her for trying to take an old tradition to the next generation!
So how happy would you be, living in Milwaukee (wait, not yet), and getting ready to pay an NBA player a lot of your tax dollars because your cops are racist assholes? I mean, it ain’t just Milwaukee cops who are racist assholes, but this was pretty fucking egregious.
Depends. Is that Milwaukee Hawaii or Milwaukee Wisconsin?
Milwaukee, Hawaii has some lovely coconut plantations. We have a timeshare there. I’m eligible to visit again in mid-2026.
Well, since we treated the native population so wel……….. fuck.
The only thing Hawaiians hate as much as white people are blacks and Asians. In fact, Hawaiians hate everyone, including other Hawaiians.
But…but…I learned mayhaylo and everything!
So they are the Pacific’s version of the Scotts?
Rick and Linda? Yeah, they’re assholes.
Can’t say as I blame them. Resentment mistaken for racism is a great virtue.
They’ll pay out with little or no punishment or reforms in training or recruitment. Rinse and repeat.
Yeah, of course. And the good people of Wisconsin will blame the uppity NBA player and worship the inbred gestapo. As you said, rinse and repeat.
“Need some minor repair on #5.”
Gonna need a new spark plug I think.
Diesels don’t have spark plugs. smdh. Gobbless.
I think that was the joke……
It really annoys me sometimes that you’re the only one who gets some of my jokes.
Meh.
and it should annoy you because I’m a fucking dick.
JK; if you get chuckle from your own joke, that is what counts. I say that because most of the time that is my case, but I can make myself laugh out loud, so I’m really good at it.
I chuckled … repeatedly.
For each spark plug……
Right there with you, my friend. Which I think is why you and I occasionally butt heads. (hehehehe…buttheads).
Hope you know I love ya, though.
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We also crossed sprays.
http://www.espn.com/soccer/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/3534916/beer-supply-running-low-in-moscow-during-world-cup?src=com
Putin will increase production in the Gulag breweries to make up for any shortfalls.
The one policy of his I’d support.
Earlier this evening…
Mom: I feel like cooking tonight. What are you in the mood for?
Me: I think I just want to do something light. Probably just veggies or something. You don’t need to cook.
Two hours later, Mom is deep frying every goddamn vegetable in the fucking house.
Me:
Is she at least using the light cooking oil in the fryer?
Well yeah, but…..HEY WHOSE FUCKING SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE ANYWAY??????????????
Gotta mix that shit with lard ‘er sompin.
To be fair, even though I had raw veggies/salad type thing in mind, not breaded, fried, greasy…blech…
The old broad is 77, was raised in the south, and was in the mood to cook something. I should have realized what was about to happen when I left the details open.
Collard greens take for fucking ever too.
In truth, she rocks the hell out of some greens.
Shit, now I wish I’d told her to cook some. Imma go wake her up and ask for some.
Collard greens done right are very tasty, ask her to kill, pluck and fry a chicken while she’s at it. Grits, honey, creme and butter with your eggs in the morning?
Damn it; I’m giving myself craving based on my perception of your mom’s……. southern cooking.
Hey man, no need to crave. We’ll fly ya in and she can clog your arteries up close and personal.
Not as good as your mom’s but pretty good.
https://www.luciles.com/
Hey Pal, now just you wait a damned minute here…
Oh, never mind.
(there’s your mom joke…heheheheh)
In all seriousness….
My mom has an extensive recipe book. I’m passable at duplicating, but only passable. She missed her calling. For a very white lady, she really could have gotten rich doing a soul food restaurant type of thing.
Not surprised; practice and perfect; send it down to to the children.
My mom is Paula Deen, only a better cook and without the inherent racism.
My mom wasn’t the best cook either; but a great gardener and canner, fruit and vegetables all year, pies, canned fruit in the winter and she did a great pot roast. She’ sounds like she is being a mom and makin’ some dinner, that’s a good thing in and of itself. I took that simple kindness for granted way too much.
Let’s move on to a mom joke now.
My Mom is actually a great cook, fwiw. I just wasn’t clear enough and her upbringing took over…
When in doubt, FRY SOMETHING!!!!!!!
But yes, it was done out of love and I ate it and told her thank you and I love her.
https://bestlifeonline.com/yo-mama-jokes/
Good work.
You should have said cheese. Or chicken. Or butter.
/Andy Reid’s mouth starts watering (more than usual).
Let the Hamilton Breauxmance begin!!
That is a fucking terrible pun, but I still had to Breauxch it.
You sound like a Breauxken record…
“Like it ever stopped!” -Marquis de Lafayette
Barry Trotz didn’t mean to quit, it’s just that his sneaky power hungry Russian counterpart gave him the wrong date for his contract negotiation.
Hey guys. Guys!!!! Remember when Baltimore was ahead 4-1, and 5-1 and 6-5? Yeah, that was fun.
At least Trea Turner (NC State product and a really good kid) is the one mostly fucking them over tonight. So there’s that.
Holy shit, Washington is almost as stupid as Baltimore.
Two guys caught in a run down on one play, both retired to end the inning.
In their defense, they were waiting for Bal to fuck it up.
LMFAO. Point well-taken. That is usually the safe bet.
I’m at the Reds game and Birdamania is running wild!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuttIPabjug&ab_channel=GregRattin
“How not to execute a double steal” by The Baltimore Orioles.
In bookstores soon.
“Double steal? That’s, like, elementary school stuff.”
-Anonymous Baltimore 5th grader
“Stealing twins? It’s like a two for one detainment special!”
-Anonymous president
From WaPo: “U.S. quits U.N. human rights panel over what it has described as anti-Israel bias”
Racist country that divides families goes to bat for rascist apartheid country that divides families. That’s some mighty fine unity.
Running out of snark, even. Shit is getting grim.
Yep.
Warranty should cover that, right?
Gonna need a bigger buffer.
Announcer “Anybody here able to pull a truck off the track?”
There’s the Baltimore I know and love….errrrr….am in a co-dependent relationship with.
Oh Baltimore, up 4-1 after 4 complete…how you tease me so.
It’s like you can see the future.
Yeah, it’s as if I’m psychic.
Either that, or they suck.
Probably they suck.
Narrator’s voice: “They suck.”
trump is just jealous that Bill Clinton got all that news coverage over detaining ONE child…
And that was to get him BACK to a parent.
At what point does wishing death on these people become not only socially acceptable, but morally right?
Death is too easy – wish for public humiliation and ruin that they never recover from.
(Trump’s approval rating among Republicans reaches 100%)
CWS rained out tonight. The sports gods are gonna make me watch Washington beat the hell out of Baltimore.
It’s like some cosmic joke.
It could be worse – you could be forced to watch a 6 hour retrospective of U*NC highlights.
At least then I’d feel justified in breaking things.
And that’s therapeutic!!!!!!
Big Cass got released today. Hard to believe him and Enzo Amore were one of the hottest acts in the WWE about 18 months ago
Has anyone experienced LA without having a car? Is it possible? Any tips?
Where are you going to be staying?
If you’re in DTLA, you’ll be fine. Anywhere else, you’re fucked.
I’ve been investigating this myself so as to try for another visit soon, but on the cheap this time compared to last. ie I’ve kinda shot my load for extravagant vacation budgets for a while.
What Balls is saying jibes with what I’ve learned. So it looks like it’s gonna be the super compact rental car if I wanna save the dough.
Just don’t drive a Tesla on Santa Monica Blvd and you’ll be fine.
It also depends if you’re staying somewhere and don’t need to go somewhere else, of course.
Yeah, Downtown can be experienced without a car, just ask the guys who live in cardboard boxes down there. Otherwise, if you don’t have a car you’re not really living in Los Angeles, you’re merely existing there. This city was built for the car and by the car, more than any other. What you need to know are the secret routes, and even that Waze crap doesn’t know them. You have to know how to drive here.
THIS
Is Victoria her name?
This Sunday Gravy should be, uh, different.
If his nickname isn’t “Cool Story” Breaux I’ll eat my hat.