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Your “The Pre-Season Zombie-Like Apathy Is Palpable” Sunday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

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The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll.  Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic.

But it also seems to have some other folks feeling….well… not so apathetic…

Way to go, NFL.  Seems you just can’t help but fuck things up.

Sadly, most folks won’t care and they’ll continue to give you money.

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Tonight’s Sports

Not much on tonight as far as sports.  ESPN has some baseball on which nobody (aside from two annoying fan bases) will much care about….

  • Nats at Cubs – 8:00pm EDT – TV: ESPN

Aaaaaaand…that’s pretty much it.  But at least no brain injuries today.

(Wait….Dellin Betances didn’t pitch today, did he?)

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What To Watch?

Hell man, I dunno.  I’ll probably watch Fear The Walking Dead  in a little while.  Mostly because of Danay Garcia.  She’s yummy…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7FVsbWovE

See?  Told ya.  I’d fight a zombie for her, fo’ sho’.  But only one at a time.

NO ZOMBIE THREESOMES!!!!!!

(oh come on, that’s funny)

((i don’t even know you people anymore))

 

Later Taters.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WUT?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

All done but not my best work. Could have used a few more fingers.

Obviously also what the Tampa D-Line coach will say all season long.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Could have used a few more fingers.

Hehehehe

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ve been trying to limit the gif size when posting; some of them kids are making them uuuuge now-a-day. What would be the upper limit without fucking things up?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet Moose gets this connection.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

But does it fly open?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Tom and Blake exaggerated the status of their boat.

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Senor Weaselo

Was it wood in the vague shape of a boat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25MrIqq_EMo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I guess the positive of it is they own it free and clear; no payments.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No blowtorch.

Marcellus Wallace scoffs at you.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If I told people I’d have a memo done on Sunday, do I really have to finish it tonight?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Define done.

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Senor Weaselo

Did you specify which Sunday?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Loophole!

/refills scotch
//remembers the meeting it’s for is still tomorrow
///pours even more scotch

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Mr. Ayo

I’ve found my best memos at the bottom of a bottle.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

“Memos” is short for “Mimosa” I think. But I hate champagne, and orange juice gives me heartburn.

So, I guess it’s vodka time. Join me, won’t you? And tomorrow, you can blame me.

Everyone else does.

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Mr. Ayo

Already joined!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sometimes I just write down what I’m bitching about, then copy it into the company memo format. Nobody can tell the difference.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Can’t show up for the meeting if you can’t remember where you work!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Woo! Botes and hoes! That’s the goddamn magic I’ve been waiting for!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I have absolutely no sympathy for those idiot skiers who were loitering in the landing zone. I hope the jumper didn’t get hurt, but I wouldn’t shed a tear if either of them were.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They are not only taking their time they are fucking going cross slope.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Poor white supremacist snowflake Jason Kessler says his supporters didn’t show up because they were “afraid.” Your superior race, folks.

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blaxabbath

White trash.

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yeah right

Hamels and Scherzer are fucking dealing at Wrigley tonight.

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I’ve tempered my expectations that Hamels is just going to be an inning eater to prevent the bullpen from getting burned out but I’m hoping he pulls a Verlander.

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yeah right

He’s been solid so far. Best pitcher in the rotation since he got here.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

What do they have and how much?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So apparently by 1830 America had a per capita consumption of 7 gallons of pure ethanol per year. That translates to 1.7 bottles of whiskey EVERY WEEK. That’s basically a quarter of a bottle every single night of the year.

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herodotus450

MADA

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Look, I’m doing my part

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Redshirt

(watching SVU)

How do the police quickly assemble a Suspect Lineup? Do they have a group of people in the basement at the ready? (over the PA) “Alright, we got a 6’2″ White Guy, Medium Build, Receding Hair, with a mezzo-tenor voice. Group 412, please assemble in Dressing Room Bravo.”

Also, I just love how depending on the show, the D.A.s are thought of as heartless assholes trying to get their guilty clients off but on other shows where they are the protagonists, they are thought of as brave warriors defending their wrongfully accused clients from the knight templar prosecutors.

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Wakezilla

Re Suspect lineup: one or two are usually cops and one is usually a convict already in jail.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey!!!! I wasn’t in jail at the time!!!! I had just posted bond and….

Shit. Never mind.

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Spanky Datass

Oh shit, it’s 8:30 and I just poured my first Bourble. Gonna pay for this tomorrow.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You know, I wasn’t feeling like drinking until I read and saw this. Thanks ever so much.

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yeah right

Be right back. Need a bourbon shot.

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Spanky Datass

It’s a gift I am compelled from deep in my soul to share.

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Spanky Datass

Love those crazy bon appetit test kitchen kids.

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Redshirt

Bored Sunday. Reds already lost. Nothing on TV (not into Walking Dead). Racists didn’t even bring enough people for a good Race War in DC.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Sounds like a perfect night to watch some AFL replays.

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Brick Meathook

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Wakezilla

The good: Toddlerzilla loves Batman, dinosaurs, shredding on her “guitar” (ukele) whenever she hears a guitar solo, and is currently obsessed with motorcycles.

The bad: This probably means she’s going to date a guy named Snake or Flash in highschool, right?

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yeah right

You should really worry if his name is Ace.

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nomonkeyfun

Really worrying would be the son of a commentist.

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yeah right

No threat here. I could only produce girls.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Up top, bro!”

– Henry VIII

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litre_cola

Oh hai!

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Wakezilla

We should discuss the dowry later

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Redshirt

Don’t look at me. I need a female willing to acknowledge my precense first before we can get to procreation.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m dehydrated. Good thing beer is 85% water.

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Redshirt

Be careful. I tested that theory New Years Eve a few years back. That day is one I affectionally call “The Night The Toilet and I Cried”.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Good call. I switched to whisky.

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blaxabbath

I’m watching Evil Genius. Didn’t realize Erie, PA had so many smart people.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“All of our smart ones is cereal killerz.”

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