The first weekend of Pre-Season Footbaw seems to have taken its toll. Some folks (us) seem sort of apathetic.
But it also seems to have some other folks feeling….well… not so apathetic…
The brawl spilled over into the crowd. Media wasn’t able to record during this period, but there’s gonna be some crazy fan footage from it.
— Master (@MasterTes) August 12, 2018
Way to go, NFL. Seems you just can’t help but fuck things up.
Sadly, most folks won’t care and they’ll continue to give you money.
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Tonight’s Sports
Not much on tonight as far as sports. ESPN has some baseball on which nobody (aside from two annoying fan bases) will much care about….
- Nats at Cubs – 8:00pm EDT – TV: ESPN
Aaaaaaand…that’s pretty much it. But at least no brain injuries today.
(Wait….Dellin Betances didn’t pitch today, did he?)
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What To Watch?
Hell man, I dunno. I’ll probably watch Fear The Walking Dead in a little while. Mostly because of Danay Garcia. She’s yummy…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7FVsbWovE
See? Told ya. I’d fight a zombie for her, fo’ sho’. But only one at a time.
NO ZOMBIE THREESOMES!!!!!!
(oh come on, that’s funny)
((i don’t even know you people anymore))
Later Taters.
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WUT?
All done but not my best work. Could have used a few more fingers.
Obviously also what the Tampa D-Line coach will say all season long.
Hehehehe
I’ve been trying to limit the gif size when posting; some of them kids are making them uuuuge now-a-day. What would be the upper limit without fucking things up?
I bet Moose gets this connection.
But does it fly open?
Tom and Blake exaggerated the status of their boat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5A7Ne3f6Y
Was it wood in the vague shape of a boat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25MrIqq_EMo
I guess the positive of it is they own it free and clear; no payments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rbobz9Ylo
No blowtorch.
Marcellus Wallace scoffs at you.
If I told people I’d have a memo done on Sunday, do I really have to finish it tonight?
Define done.
Did you specify which Sunday?
Loophole!
/refills scotch
//remembers the meeting it’s for is still tomorrow
///pours even more scotch
I’ve found my best memos at the bottom of a bottle.
“Memos” is short for “Mimosa” I think. But I hate champagne, and orange juice gives me heartburn.
So, I guess it’s vodka time. Join me, won’t you? And tomorrow, you can blame me.
Everyone else does.
Already joined!
Sometimes I just write down what I’m bitching about, then copy it into the company memo format. Nobody can tell the difference.
Can’t show up for the meeting if you can’t remember where you work!
Woo! Botes and hoes! That’s the goddamn magic I’ve been waiting for!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP8F0VCEW38
I have absolutely no sympathy for those idiot skiers who were loitering in the landing zone. I hope the jumper didn’t get hurt, but I wouldn’t shed a tear if either of them were.
They are not only taking their time they are fucking going cross slope.
Poor white supremacist snowflake Jason Kessler says his supporters didn’t show up because they were “afraid.” Your superior race, folks.
White trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMDCu8JiytQ&ab_channel=Thegamerwalkthroughs
Hamels and Scherzer are fucking dealing at Wrigley tonight.
I’ve tempered my expectations that Hamels is just going to be an inning eater to prevent the bullpen from getting burned out but I’m hoping he pulls a Verlander.
He’s been solid so far. Best pitcher in the rotation since he got here.
What do they have and how much?
So apparently by 1830 America had a per capita consumption of 7 gallons of pure ethanol per year. That translates to 1.7 bottles of whiskey EVERY WEEK. That’s basically a quarter of a bottle every single night of the year.
MADA
Look, I’m doing my part
(watching SVU)
How do the police quickly assemble a Suspect Lineup? Do they have a group of people in the basement at the ready? (over the PA) “Alright, we got a 6’2″ White Guy, Medium Build, Receding Hair, with a mezzo-tenor voice. Group 412, please assemble in Dressing Room Bravo.”
Also, I just love how depending on the show, the D.A.s are thought of as heartless assholes trying to get their guilty clients off but on other shows where they are the protagonists, they are thought of as brave warriors defending their wrongfully accused clients from the knight templar prosecutors.
Re Suspect lineup: one or two are usually cops and one is usually a convict already in jail.
Hey!!!! I wasn’t in jail at the time!!!! I had just posted bond and….
Shit. Never mind.
Oh shit, it’s 8:30 and I just poured my first Bourble. Gonna pay for this tomorrow.
You know, I wasn’t feeling like drinking until I read and saw this. Thanks ever so much.
Be right back. Need a bourbon shot.
It’s a gift I am compelled from deep in my soul to share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nY7Tu1Qgs
Love those crazy bon appetit test kitchen kids.
Bored Sunday. Reds already lost. Nothing on TV (not into Walking Dead). Racists didn’t even bring enough people for a good Race War in DC.
Sounds like a perfect night to watch some AFL replays.
The good: Toddlerzilla loves Batman, dinosaurs, shredding on her “guitar” (ukele) whenever she hears a guitar solo, and is currently obsessed with motorcycles.
The bad: This probably means she’s going to date a guy named Snake or Flash in highschool, right?
You should really worry if his name is Ace.
Really worrying would be the son of a commentist.
No threat here. I could only produce girls.
“Up top, bro!”
– Henry VIII
Oh hai!
We should discuss the dowry later
Don’t look at me. I need a female willing to acknowledge my precense first before we can get to procreation.
I’m dehydrated. Good thing beer is 85% water.
Be careful. I tested that theory New Years Eve a few years back. That day is one I affectionally call “The Night The Toilet and I Cried”.
Good call. I switched to whisky.
I’m watching Evil Genius. Didn’t realize Erie, PA had so many smart people.
“All of our smart ones is cereal killerz.”