It’s a holiday weekend in Canada, and I’ve got nothing much to say because I may or may not be casually liquored.
There’s a smorgasbord of everything tonight.
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- Miami vs. LSU – 7:30PM | ABC / TSN3
- from Jerry World, Arlington, TX
- Miami vs. LSU – 7:30PM | ABC / TSN3
- MLB:
- Angels at Astros – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
- NASCAR:
- Bojangles’ Southern 500 – 6:00PM | NBCSN
- MLS:
- D.C. United vs. Atlanta United – 7:30PM | FS1 / TSN2
Just one more week, and our Sundays are again filled with the gloriousness of football, the ridiculousness of the officiating calls, and the national disgracefulness of Roger Goodell. I CAN’T WAIT!
When did LSU hire Farmer Fran?
I’m no Da U fan, but, that was a facemask. Defender twisted the quarterback’s head like a bottle lid.
I think I’ve had enough laundry for a few months
[ignores recent Miami scoring]
These Hurricanes are so inept they probably couldn’t even beat Puerto Rico.
/Don T sheds a tear
Miami gets to within half!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-M4gwskI6E
I don’t know what she was saying, but she was making a lot of sense.
Ooh, missed that first shift. And what is tempo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foC6oZ7thpk
so this “Mayans” show is “Sons of Anarchy” with brown ppl, right? And I thought the white version was soap opera-ish and silly.
/of course, all teh WRITERS will still be white, let’s not get crazy here
Bubba Baxa PAT upcoming!!!!!
(daU still sucks, however)
Enough of this blowout. Back to season 2 of Ozark
I worry this will be hard for me to fit in amongst the footbaw and the HAIL GAMBLOR. But I LOVE that show.
Miami is currently “ranked” 8, LSU 25. But whats the chance that LSU will actually be ranked higher than Miami after this game?
0/0
Divide the equation by zero, and there’s your answer.
I’ll say 17 LSU and 18 Miami. That’s usually what the pollsters do when a 25 embarrasses an 8; rewards the winner but gives the loser a chance to redeem themselves.
Somehow, WVU will drop to 23rd or some shit.
When they win in Raleigh they’ll drop out completely.
I want moar Bubba Baxa!!!!!!
THESE LSU TIGERS, I CALL THEM AN AREA OF COOL WATER BECAUSE THEY ARE KILLING THE HURRICANES!!!
Oh, that’s good. Banner worthy.
This has gone from a blowout to a snuff film.
/pauses with hand down pants
SO!?
YES! Go LSU!
I don’t like the SEC, but I don’t like Miami-FL more from them whining about the Ohio State title win of 2002.
“Wah! Wah! That wasn’t pass interference! That wasn’t pass interference!” “Oh, yeah? Well if you were as good as you and everyone else thought you were, you shouldn’t have allowed that game to go to OT!”
TURNOVER POT OF GUMBO!!
Men and ladies, I have thrown out my back. Aside from time, what are your suggestions to get some functionality back? I’m desperate.
Annnnnnd Go!
Alcohol and Hippo pills.
/seriously, get to a chiropractor
Happens to me all the time. Heating pad and rest to give the muscles a chance to recover and heal. Get a backbrace to wear for the next few days to support your muscles as they recover.
This.
Increase your deadlift weight. Ignore form, just jerk that shit right up there.
(in reality, in addition to rest and heat, I’d recommend acupuncture. Damned if I know why it works, but it do)
pills, pills, and MOAR pills. A good muscle relaxer should be part of that. Get a good ortho-whatchamacallit doctor. The practice will be “Blah Blah Ortho and Spine Specialists.”
Also, buy a really good neck pillow and the biggest, fanciest heating pad Target and/or Amazon has on offer.
Hey, Miami…remember when a Mark Richt coached UGa team only managed to score 7 points and lost to a 3-9 GT team in 2015? Then he got canned and you dumbasses hired him?
HA. Miami guy pushes the LSU lineman down from behind after the whistle, injures himself in the process.
let’s just say the Coastal is “VPI’s to lose”
Yeah. That division is warmed over ass, fo’ sho’.
I guess Duke will also break .500. So there’s that.
Miami’s O-line is…well…let’s call it learning impaired.
Inspirational like Forrest Gump or danger to society like Trump’s core voters?
OH GOD, EZU did indeed lose to A&T. Now please let them still beat U*NC
OH shit, I never checked for the final score.
Yay!!!!
Why don’t we ever play them in years when they suck?
We do, just still lose (they went 2-10 last time they beat us)
I had forgotten that.
Thanks for the reminder….
why would LSU consider going for it there?
because they CAN…
Can we euthanize Alex Rodriguez for the good of all mankind?
Please?
As a Red Sox fan, I heartily endorse this idea.
As a Yankee fan, I oppose this, but not in a really strenuous way. It’s not like I’m gonna get off the couch about it or anything.
shameless ploy to get Jessica Mendoza to smile at you
Would it have killed them to schedule a second game for tonight?
these guys are so fucking stupid
Ray Lewis is shining up his knife as we speak.
BUT MARK RICHT HAS THEM PLAYING THE RIGHT WAY
How is it not halftime yet?
Independence Bowl rematch forthcoming?
This is shaping up more like the 2005 Peach Bowl, which, I sadly remember. Vividly.
They might both make the Belk.
Hehehehe…Charlotte is so funny.
Folks… I’m starting to think Tha U might be a bit overrated…
But THa CHAIN!
Vegas knows best, and the spread was a manageable +3-3.5 (+148 ML, at which I bet LSU, and should have heavier).
Voters always believe FL and TX sides are magically good.
I’m betting Richt wishes he had bet heavier too.
Remember last year when everyone thought The U was back? That sure is funny now in retrospect.
I can’t wait for Miami’s season implosion to be conveniently forgotten when assessing LSU’s schedule later in the year.
Achewood remains one of the greatest works of art of the Internet era.
I only know of it due to DFO, and Brick deserves Sainthood
herodotus450 turned me on to it in a link here on DFO about the old poker site we had, less than a year ago. I had never heard of it before (which shocked me) and I read practically the entire strip on line. I’ve since bought all the books too.
So herodotus450 is the real saint here. I just post them.
OK, my one armed mom (she injured her arm/hand and had surgery for it on Thursday) is wigged out on pain pills and decided to fire up the kitchen and start trying to cook a buncha shit tonight without telling me.
Holy shit, if I survive the next week it will be a freaking miracle.
Pain pills?
SEND UP THE HIPPO SIGNAL
I haven’t stolen any yet. Honest.
But if I start to smell smoke, I’m downing the whole bottle.
Miami still Miami.
LSU isn’t even trying to fool the ncaa with this one
https://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/players/250976/
What conference is this officiating crew from? I’d say Big 12, but, I don’t recognize the ref. Mountain West?
It’s Big 12
Naturally.
I haven’t seen a Michael Jackson grab loose balls then run that quickly since….
Well, 2008 I think?
That…wasn’t particularly close, reffies
Definite incompletion.
This crew kinda sucks.
I just realized that if Michael Irvin is at this game, we’re definitely going to see Stabby, aren’t we?
Shit.
Bubba Baxa is the latest silly name that I’ll make fun of now and promptly forget about very shortly from now.
Bubba Baxa.
I’m sorry, but that’s a fucking funny name.
Almost as good as Turd Ferguson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7AxXTCnPg
LSU has a non-Cajun PK. From Taxachusetts! The apocalypse is truly nigh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLqfkSTtEAI
Da U goes and makes two great plays, and immediately spoils it by showing Michael “No Cocaine Is Enough” Irvin being a dipshit on the sideline.
I’ll be at least mildly surprised if there’s no brawl in this game.
My auction draft was yesterday-I spent 3 and a half hours in direct sunlight. I am a lobster today. Fuck.
It wasn’t a scotchnaut, it was a scotchnaut lobster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkzvM7Skxg
You’re such a silly goose.
Really nice fat guy play by the Bayou Bengal OL to pancake the fumble recoverer and re-loosen the ball.
I’m still wondering how there was no targeting call.
Bada Bing.
Suck it, ‘Canes.
ask and ye shall receive
/I put $55 on LSU, so…WOO?
//but HATE that rule
I do too. But if they’re gonna have it… dot, dot, dot.
Chargers resigned Antonio Gates? The long arm of the AARP strikes again…
Donks waive Paxxxxxdtonn. I’m sure Hippo and Moose are heartbroken.
Hippo shall enjoy an extra pill now!
/have to hit the road at like 5:15am for fantasy auction
Today I grilled some pork chops and pineapple. Cubed up the grilled pineapple for serrano, red onion salsa and it was beautiful.
I was a little out of sync for a moment until I realized I wasn’t taking photos while I was cooking.
That was nice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVfzvkNib48
The original.
Who has tickets and edibles and is going to see this band in 3 days.
This here motherfucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f42MLoLbnnQ
Besides the spelling, do you know what else is the difference between the Labor/Labour Day holiday between the United States and Canada?
ANSWER: Nuclear weapons and the death penalty! USA! USA! USA!
-Brick “Dual Citizen” Meathook
Dave Foley explained it best, a Canadian is kind of like an American “but without a gun.”
Obligatory?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg
Yes. I debated using it, but I’d done so about a month ago. Unlike Chuck Lorre, I don’t like recycling things too quickly.
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