Your “Come Down & Waste Away With Me” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Hello, new Commentists. I’m Beerguyrob,

I post the odd article from time-to-time, and I usually have something to do with non-gameday Open Threads. During the week I tend to keep things focused on football, although I like to throw my History degree into the mix once in a while, and sometimes I expound on things personal and/or Canadian.

Like Canadian politics.

But on Saturdays, and off-season Sundays, I generally like to post music videos, because there’s been enough crap to deal with during the week that you don’t need me going off the rails on something stupid. Plus, everyone’s here to talk about sports & post gifs, so why be a dick?

This is a long-winded way of me getting to my main point: I’m drunk as a skunk at the Foo Fighters concert in Vancouver tonight, so I typed this on Friday so it didn’t get in my way before leaving for the show.

Avoiding hassles – it’s the DFO way!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Clemson at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Southeastern Louisiana at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Fresno State at Minnesota – 7:30PM | FS1
    • Penn State at Pittsburgh – 8:00PM | ABC
    • Southern California at Stanford – 8:30PM | FOX
    • California at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Connecticut at Boise State – 10:15Pm | ESPNU
    • Michigan State at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN5
  • CFL:
    • Stampeders vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
  • UFC:
    • UFC 228 Preliminaries: From Dallas – 8:00PM | FX / TSN2
  • MLB:
    • Cubs at Nationals – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
    • Yankees at Mariners – 9:00PM | Sportsnet

I’ll be back Tuesday night. Until then, I bet you’d like to know who’s taking control of the live-game Open Threads?

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

THAT INVENTION IS GENIUS!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

’cause you can fuck it too.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

OMG people. I did it!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Got Damn! That was pretty awesome

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Thanks. It’s way more awesome in person.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This was a nice piece of filmmaking. Plus, you had to drive it to make it. Well Done.

Senor Weaselo

Okay, which 911 version is it?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

996 gt3

ballsofsteelandfury

You pretty much lapped the field, right? Nicely done!

King Hippo

oh, BotG this, please!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

HERM AFTER DARK

theeWeeBabySeamus

DAMMIT SPARTY!!!!!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

ASU PLAYED TO WIN THE GAME!

Senor Weaselo

No party tonight!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

-Blair Walsh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I don’t think that is the quiz answer.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Well, Flunt Caps isn’t either

Senor Weaselo

Because it’s two words!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Hear me my nordic soldiers. We arrive ready to kill. We are here only to conquer. There is no victory in failure there is only nothingness. The only thing that awaits us is Valhalla. We will seize this moment. We will etch it on stone.
Because these are the ventures that we chose. These ventures dictate our lives. There is only Valhalla.

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Wakezilla

Not sure you Yanks can watch this, but, how is the last play of the game not a catch for a TD?

https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/video/cfl-stampeders-42-eskimos-48%7E1483734

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

The greatest thing Canada has produced is Anne Murray singing “Snowbird” at the very end when she brings it up about two octaves.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Snowbird is one of my parents’ favourites.
I prefer this one….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

And now tWBS does his impersonation of Senor at 1:30. Okay, there’s also watching some FalRace videos involved.
/And then jackin’ it

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wait, whut?

Senor Weaselo

I watch Whose Line videos. Then I watch these videos.

theeWeeBabySeamus

If that’s gay porn Imma not be very happy.
/refreshes page

Wakezilla

That’s some good shit.

I was in stitches with the animal porn line.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Wakezilla

Here’s hoping tomorrow’s games are more entertaining than Thurday’s amateur hour

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Brocky

One of the few cosplays that’s somehow not more oversexualized than the source material

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh Hai!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

…that’s enough internet for today

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

HOX!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Is that Dave Coulier? Cut. It. Out.
lol

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s it. I’m getting rid of all my security cams.