https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKOtbVnV4M
Hello, new Commentists. I’m Beerguyrob,
I post the odd article from time-to-time, and I usually have something to do with non-gameday Open Threads. During the week I tend to keep things focused on football, although I like to throw my History degree into the mix once in a while, and sometimes I expound on things personal and/or Canadian.
But on Saturdays, and off-season Sundays, I generally like to post music videos, because there’s been enough crap to deal with during the week that you don’t need me going off the rails on something stupid. Plus, everyone’s here to talk about sports & post gifs, so why be a dick?
This is a long-winded way of me getting to my main point: I’m drunk as a skunk at the Foo Fighters concert in Vancouver tonight, so I typed this on Friday so it didn’t get in my way before leaving for the show.
Avoiding hassles – it’s the DFO way!
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- Clemson at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Southeastern Louisiana at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Fresno State at Minnesota – 7:30PM | FS1
- Penn State at Pittsburgh – 8:00PM | ABC
- Southern California at Stanford – 8:30PM | FOX
- California at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Connecticut at Boise State – 10:15Pm | ESPNU
- Michigan State at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN5
- CFL:
- Stampeders vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
- UFC:
- UFC 228 Preliminaries: From Dallas – 8:00PM | FX / TSN2
- MLB:
- Cubs at Nationals – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
- Yankees at Mariners – 9:00PM | Sportsnet
I’ll be back Tuesday night. Until then, I bet you’d like to know who’s taking control of the live-game Open Threads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi7mBzdDHyY
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A BAR FULL OF FSU ALUMNI WATCHING AN FSU GAME? ITS LIKE BEING TRAPPED IN A COAL MINE
I actually have. My best friend from college (NCSU) married an FSU alum. Before they got hitched, we somehow ended up in a bar with all of her compatriots. I said….
You’re not really marrying this chick, are you?
He did. And she’s a lovely person. In spite of her allegiances.
But still…fuck FSU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo9qQ9lAV5w
https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
Pictured: metaphorical gif of brocky trying to figure out how th fuck embedding works
I’m not going to say that there’s no chance that UConn’s going to come back from this 48-0 deficit, but I am going to say that there’s a 100% chance that, if they do, I’m not going to be awake to see it.
Night all.
Halftime muzak….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ31oz0DECw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls
ooops…..yay foar edit function.
That’s a nice bong she gotz there.
Just went outside to close the windows in my wife’s car and one of our cats leapt out the darkened back seat and out the passenger window.
The good news is that I probably don’t need to see the cardiologist anytime soon, because my heart can kick it into overdrive no problem.
UConn football is lookin’ good!
the fuck, Horatio? 0-31 halfway through Q2? Where is that famous CT resolve?
Don’t ask me I was watching ‘Gone Girl’ with my wife.
Neil Patrick Harris got a better ending in that movie than UConn’s likely to get tonight.
I really like that movie.
Mostly Carrie Coon but I also like David Fincher.
I was surprised by how much I liked it.
Book was better.
Matron saint Emily Ratajkowski was wonderful in that
I am betting David Shaw wears a sweatshirt and khaki pants to funerals.
In honour of BeerGuyRob, who I am currently a little jealous of if I’m being honest….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDVAQI-4lto
and YES, the Gators were indeed, somehow, someway, RANKED.
To quote one of my favorite KSK bits, I think it was Drew and Ookie.
“I’m higher than Betty Crocker.”
Dan Mullen? Welcome to Hell!
“Hotel California” plays nonstop.
Wow, I’d really like to have a conversation with that idjit.
It’s a parody account.
Thank goodness. Faith in humanity back to baseline.
You KNOW some people actually think that.
Billions of people every year, eh? Sounds legit
Mark Stoops is gonna jism all over that footy pitch
ah stand corrected, EMPTY HAND and UK has won!!
Foo Fighters are aboot to take the stage. Update: I’m nicely toasted.
The NCAA is investigating.
https://deadspin.com/ncaa-punishes-kentucky-soccer-players-for-pick-up-game-1828861785
4 seconds left, FL needs 75 yards on a Kordell or Stanford band.
/that fumbre will be overturned
FL can’t manage the clock properly neither, so this is in the barn
snapped the ball too quickly on 3rd down, but can still run it down to :36 before taking delay of game.
WHICH THEY DON’T (snap at like 5 or 6 seconds, which is lunacy), but FL muffs punt, has on own 6 with 29 ticks left.
Still, one is looking at a team that can’t pass getting it back with MAYBE 20-25 seconds, inside their own 20.
Kenfucky gets what would be the game-winning first down…but they run out of bounds
Jeebus.
Hold up. I know that’s not Jeebus.
I would get on mah knees for Dr. Girlfriend, however.
Certainly worship worthy.
From the front, back, side, top, bottom, or other.
I had forgotten just how boner-inducing she is
Louisville tied with Larry Bird U at the half. Jeebus, the ACC is ass, even by ACC standards.
All the Pitt fans who said “THIS IS OUR YEAR,” now are facing a 37-6 deficit to Pedo State.
well, they didn’t say they were no Happy Appy ,, smh
also, FUCK OFF you-know-who!!!
hey, looky loo – MOAR ineffective Wildcat!
Looks like after much herp and derp, Kentucky will eventually lose 22, 24, or 25 to 21.
Not watching, but looking at time and score, they need what, two first downs to keep it?
Yeah, I wouldn’t take that bet with Kentucky.
103 degrees at kickoff for SPARTY and HERM.
No. Just, no.
I’m surprised Herm’s Guardian ad litem allowed that.
I think it would be funny if someone shot the Pat Tillman statue (at ASU’s tunnel) with a paintball gun and then yelled….
OOOOOPS!!!!
Yes, I’m still going to hell. This is not news.
When you get to Hell say hi to Pat
Going to sleep. Gonna try for 12 hours. Little man will probbo have me making his breakfast at 8:00, though. That’s ok. Sinatra, coffee, and omelettes till football. That’s bliss.
Cats drop easy pickerception. Wonder if that will come back to haunt?
OK Sparty, you’re up!!!! Pound those Sun Devils like a coed in…well…Tempe.
Teams that still run Wildcat packages: PLEASE STOP.
Samford (no es “Stan”) up 23-14 on FSU late in Q2. Oh please, God. I know you’ve already done MOAR than enough today.
Did that poor bastard just fumble it out of the endzone while making a football move?
No, but that was the call and there ain’t gon’ be no replay to reverse. Sorry Aggies…heckuva try.
aTm about to get fucked over.
Jeebus.
That was out of bounds. Also, you’re correct.
just don’t look! just don’t look!
That is a horrible call and a horrible rule.
I didn’t watch tennis. Was Serena being an entitled bitch or was the judge being an insensitive asshole?
YES
/also did nae watch
Both.
The coaching thing I thought was iffy, she did break her racket so that was justified, but to lose a game because she called the Umpire a thief was a bit much. Her take is that male players have done a lot worse (Andy Murray) and had faced no consequences. I felt bad for Osaka, and Serena did call out the fans who were booing because it was upsetting Osaka who just won her first Open, I’m just sorry that she won with some controversy. She played really well.
Florida gets gypped on NON-REVIEWABLE “over the post” FG call, trail UK 21-10 entering Q4. 31-game series losing streak, Tim Couch responsible for ONLY Cats win in EVAR.
I hope Clemson plays like this when we play ’em.
do I have to do the goddamned Ron Howard voice for ya?
I’d like it if you would.
But seriously….Clemson’s D is giving up the middle like bitches. Anyone come to mind who can make that throw every goddamned time?
Well I know it isn’t Chad Pennington.
I’m hungry
I’m sneezy! Who’s everyone else?
fuckity fucked?
According to my friends – Gassy.
I could probably aptly fit Dopey right now.
I’m Horny.
oh dear fuck, they’s a horny elephant in the clubhouse!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnKUD_OztRE
It’s best just to let him finish, Clark.
Is this a catch?
Personal foul, initiating contact with the head.
Nawt a football move
Lime-flavoured alkie fizzy water? IT GOOD
/simpler than making a real drank, prolly also less calories
//also less hangover-y
///I noticed all the hot womenfolk in Coors Field (aka The Surface of the Moon) were drinking it, too (tis “White Claw Hard Seltzer” to be specific) which doesn’t help me feel any less like Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual
I saw that today at Costco, they had a case with 4 different flavors, can’t remember which ones.
Ruby Grapefruit is also quite good. I’ve had a third varietal, but me no remember which. Only 100 calories per can, there is minimal stomach and almost no head hangover. Very good for FOOTBAW.
I HAVE STAYED AWAKE UNTIL SEVEN! I AM WINNERING!
Seems overrated