Hopefully you didn’t spend the day in the same doghouse I did. Sure, I didn’t vacuum before work on Thursday, but I don’t think the police officers cared that the house wasn’t clean when they arrived. I literally
got the “clean underwear in a car accident” treatment over it. Dammit – that calls for booze.
Tonight’s sports: the NCAA gods have given us a delightful bounty
- NCAA:
- Alabama at Mississippi – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Oregon State at Nevada – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Louisiana (Lafayette) at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
- Ohio State vs. TCU – 8:00PM | ABC
- from JerryWorld
- Southern California at Texas – 8:00PM | FOX
- Washington at Utah – 10:00PM | ESPN
- Fresno State at UCLA – 10:30PM | FS1
- MLB:
- Twins at Royals – 7:00PM | FS1
- Mariners at A’s – 9:00PM | Spor
- CFL:
- Redblacks at Roughriders – 9:30PM | TSN
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. LA Galaxy – 7:30PM | TSN
- Whitecaps FC vs. Seattle – 10:00PM | TSN2
- F-1
- Singapore Grand Prix
- 7:30AM | TSN
- 8:05AM | ESPN
- Singapore Grand Prix
Week Two continues in earnest tomorrow morning. So many key players are listed as “questionable” they could form part of Trump’s cabinet.
Our chants will be “Tie Brownies Ties” and “Fail Raiders Fail”. EMBRACE THE CHAOS!
TCU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for your loss Milwaukee.
Just kidding! Fuck the Brewers!
Really? Come on! Fucking TCU. Go back the WAC! Assholes.
Wack assholes? This party just changed.
No I didn’t say stop.
Why am I planning to get fall-down drunk tonight? CAUSE MANAFORT FLIPPED, BABY!
/assuming he’s not a double agent
//sommet I have actually considered
That’s a good goddamn reason.
Let’s drink!
Absolutely nowhere on this bottle of Trader Jose beer does it show what the alcohol content is. For all I know it’s 1.2%, or 12.5%.
Where is this now?
/asking for a friend
It’s a reasonably good beer. Trader Joe’s is a great place for alkeehawl
You stop make Bing Bong, every Bing Bong 2 cent!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6HE2kdj6Zc
Tricketation! Except for one minor fucking detail.
This is why you can’t have nice things Blood eyes.
thus ends our streaming adventures for the night
Why you do this TCU? Why?
Sweet Caroline and Don’t Stop Believin’ back to back? What a fresh and original wedding band!
So, this is a Jersey Meathead marrying a Masshole gal, then?
Please tell me the bar is open and not cash
here is the beautiful lesson I have learned of these social rituals. You can just say no. REALLY. Sure ppl will talk about you, but they likely do already so FUCK IT.
Herbstreit’s partner is cheering harder for tOSU than he is, even.
Partner.
/giggles a little
One for the Ladies
I’d put my own appreciation of that at like a 2/6 on the Kinsey scale.
NEVER FORGET.
Not gonna lie. I am BUMMED about the Josh Gordon news. That guy was REALLY trying to get straight. I wish him well.
He’s getting out of Cleveland. Why are you bummed for him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47lyjYF5As
I think my approach towards friendship can be summarized perfectly by the following exchange:
ERIN: Oh, you like hangin’ out too?
LISA: Eh. Beats doin’ stuff.
ERIN: Yeah. Stuff sucks.
They charge by the glass.
My kinda crowd. Daddy issues out the ying yang.
FUCK YOU Herbstreit, he laid off, there is no “getting out of jail free” whatsoever, your boys just didn’t get the bailout call you wanted.
THANKS ACC REF!!!!
Edible gummies and a nice pinot noir makes for an interesting combination.
I’ll give better details in about an hour.
Bullshit call, what’s he supposed to do?
It even looks like he let up.
exactly
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1244709959_drunken_darts.gif
I dunno about that. It’s worked pretty well for me so far.
What a bull shit call. FUCK OSU.
It’s nice to see an intelligent coaching staff apply their trade in Texas Stadium.
somebody shouldn’t be expecting a supper club invite!
Hippo implores thee – PLEASE stop pylon stretching. You are risking a touchback v. 1st and goal inside the 1. THINK ABOUT IT!
TD Horny-toads
That’s my purse…I don’t know you!!!!!!
That will never fail to make me laugh.
Purdue wearing weird flag helmets, I kind of hate them now.
Let’s Go TCU!
Lots of dead Buckeyes this drive
Yes. Cramps and a cracked buckeye.
Sadly I saw this coming when Ohio State played Oregon State. The offense did good, but the defense was struggling. If they can barely stop Oregon State, how will they do against a great team?
And now the Younger Bosa has hurt his happy place. That’s…that’s just great.
Did anyone order the fight?
I ordered a Pizza Hut pizza. The fight will happen in my intestines later.
Stuffed Crust I presume?
Nah, Cheesy Bites.
THAT’S MAH PURSE!
Mayweather-Pacquiao 2? Nobody, but apparently we’re getting it anyway.
I don’t even know who fights nowadays. Besides the Israelis and the Palestinians, that is.
I’m on a budget.
I think that would at least get a chuckle out of the stripper.
their senses of humour tend to be price point-dependent
Oh man, I see why people were complaining about this Battlebots judges’ decision. Disgraceful.
People have softened a little since the points distribution make sense, but still people are a little pissed at the producers just for that being an option.
Also, the entire left side of the bracket if chalk holds. God DAMN.
The thing is, I LIKE the team that won, but I mean come on.
Tejas has exactly one decent offensive play – QB draw.
of course, that’s not to say Troi Boiz can stop it. These sides are PUTRID
Hurricane update, drink
Nicker the Dicker the Kicker
Dicker the Kicker
Good timing,
A pile of stuff with a cover on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac
Baltimore Orioles Update: Down 2-0 to the White Sox (the fucking White Sox FFS!!!!! They’re goddamned 58-89…which is still 16 games better than Baltimore…holy shit)…
Anywhoooo… going to the bottom 9th.
Translation: Loss #106 is a only a few minutes away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jl2Tgcbnb8
She seems nice.
no good. Ohio State AD is calling Rice if are available to play the 2nd half.
Shoulder-catch? Shoulder-catch.
Curse you, SHAN’KLOR!!!!
Hey Redshirt, I’ve been in the Sunday Gravy lab/ test kitchen today delivering on my lost bet. It’s looking good so far. This will be a 2 day effort.
Results and post coming soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwv-iRvyDZg
Today has been kind of a shitty day, and that’s not even accounting for all the hurricane bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-Vdd_Qrk
Well, not that bad. Even as an old fucker, I can still nail a 12 foot jumper.
“Nailed it.”
At least you’re on the right side of the turf.
Is there an uglier color on the planet than the Longhorns home unis?
I hope not.
Burnt Orange is classic.
My school’s official colors are heliotrope and puce.
/For sports they wear blue and orange because surprisingly there aren’t too many good unis in heliotrope and puce
What’s the percentage of LBTGQI students at your school? 87?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
That’s probably close, actually. I did wear the mascot outfit once though, and looking back I look hilarious.
I hope there’s a photo somewhere.
Check the back-channel.
The awesomeness. It burns.
Indeed.
Is it this colour?
I can’t tell…all the blood has left my head on gone to….well, my head.
We like her a lot is my point.
I like it. It’s beautiful.
Maybe it’s my issue with a subtle form of color blindness but it just fucks with my head. Ain’t too fond of Tennessee’s home colors either.
I have a handle of Vodka, pint of jager and a bag of edibles. 18 year old me would be in awe. Current me doesn’t know how to feel about my vices of choice.
I can only imagine how young me would feel about my current liquor cabinet, while current me is trying to figure out how to get rid of some of this garbage.
Just remember, one man’s garbage is another friendly neighbor that lives two towns over’s newly found stash.
You really want this Chocolat Kokonut vodka?
I have a bottle of pink Muscato and have idea why …
How bad can it be?
Jägermeister?
It’s one of the few things I can take shots of while sober! Everything else I need pre-lubrication.
Phrasing?
I played poker with Jager. ONCE.