Your “Liars, Cheats, Addicts & Murderers” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • This year’s Hall of Fame candidates were announced. There are 108 names in total eligible for shortlisting & unfortunate interviewing by Peter King.
    • First timers are led by Randy Moss, Brian Urlacher, Ronde Barber and Ray Lewis, who I know would kill to be included in the Hall.
  • Josh Gordon finishes rehab on September 21st.
    • He will be eligible to return to the Browns immediately.
  • While on the topic of suspended players, Johnny Manziel has activated his 10-day sign or release clause with the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.
    • Because…they won two games in a row without him?
    • They could always trade his rights to another team.
  • In words I never thought would exist in the same sentence, Alex Smith and Sam Bradford are your AFC & NFC offensive players of the week.
    • I mean, it stands to reason, because they both had pretty good games.
      • It’s just, I don’t know. I’ve been cultured to believe that game managing & random chance don’t normally produce such results.
    • Forgive me for being gape-jawed, a phrase I hope gets us into Ted Cruz’s search history.
  • The Cardinals re-signed CJ2K as a result of the injury to David Johnson.
    • He should hopefully improve on last season’s 25 carries for 95 yards.
  • The Jaguars have declared their home field sound, and so will host their home opener against the Bears this Sunday.
    • They are giving 5000 free tickets to first responders & residents.
      • If they really cared, the Jags would bring in extra hot tubs for them to enjoy.

Finally, in a move sure to garner the Spanos family unwelcome questions they’ll be actively forced to ignore, a digital billboard near the StubHub Center will be promoting an anti-NFL message for the next month, which coincides with three LA Clippers Chargers home games.

  • The former fan in question, Joesph MacRae, raised the money via Kickstarter. The $10000 raised goes to pay for a month of ads on a sign at Main & I-405 in Carson, about a mile from the stadium.
  • He plans to include messages related to Oakland & St. Louis as well. The first is below.

Macrae told FOX 5 he, who said he has “no beef with” LA Charger fans, wants his billboards to get national attention so the NFL realizes that Los Angeles Chargers team owner Dean Spanos is a terrible owner.

  • “If anything we should be uniting so that Dean sells the team and the Chargers have a real chance at success!” Macrae posted.

UPDATE: In case it won’t open below:


Big Daddy Drew retweeted this this morning.

It boggles the mind.


I’m now even more excited for this Sunday’s Seahawks game, because they just opened a new craft corner (of sorts) near my section.

Elysian Brewing Company stand

300 LEVEL SPOTLIGHT: ELYSIAN ZONE

Section: 309

Grab one of Elysian’s featured craft beers at this new walk-in bar, that doubles as CenturyLink Field’s newest gameday hotspot.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Beisbol:
    • A’s at Red Sox – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2 / RDS (pour Buddy)
    • Orioles at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Dodgers at Giants – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Astros at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • Futbol:
    • Whitecaps FC vs. Minnesota – 10:00PM | TSN

Scotchy’s got you tomorrow for the Thursday Night game & Seamus has your Friday sexiness, so I’ll see you handsome bastards & bastardettes on Saturday night. Until then, KEEP IT BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

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Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

I may have a new avatar…

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Shawn Kemp posterizing Alton Lister.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Meanwhile, in Boston…

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Wakezilla

Speaking of Massholes, lesser footy P*triots lost to expansion lesser footy Falcons 7-nil.

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Unsurprised

St. Louis still has the #BestRacistFansInBaseball

Wakezilla

Random brain fart question: What’s it called when you’re lifting weights and working more than one body part?

Col. Duke LaCross

Compound movement?

Wakezilla

Just going to type this. Thx

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Big win for the Lesser footy Liouns. They are now best in the west, baby!

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TIED, bro. #RCTID

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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God damn it. Why’d she have to be smoking? I hate smoking.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is that spleef? If so Jeff Sessions thinks she’s a horrible person.

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Unsurprised

It’s Salma Hayek. She’s Mexican, so that ship already sailed.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Unsurprised

Hey fucknuts

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Definitely had the most unique obnoxious spectator experience tonight. Three college aged French girls were seated right across the aisle from me. They repeatedly blocked people’s views for pictures, took at least 20 selfies a piece from their seats, and then screamed a bunch of step in French either into the phones or at the field. They left in the 3rd inning and thankfully never returned.

Senor Weaselo

…Were they at least cute?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Two of the three I’d consider very attractive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pretty much the same thing with five college girls at a Rockies game……. none were cute.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The problem is that you weren’t drunk enough.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’d say six beer cute, but old pervert doable…… ANY GOD DAMN TIME.

Wakezilla

Were their pits hairy?

WCS

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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LemonJello
LemonJello

Last one:
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Later, Taters!

WCS

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SonOfSpam

God, that tweet Drew posted endumbened me muchly.

Also, nice one-liners today, you witty Canuck you.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t believe my taxes subsidize their corn pone.

LemonJello
LemonJello

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Senor Weaselo

In short…
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Brocky

You know, if it was a Saturday, I don’t think I’d mind getting married on Halloween.

Real festive and shit, keep the religious crazies at home, and the people without the presence of mind to have their kids go trick or treating with someone else, well, they’re not the kind you want bringing kids anyways

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

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Brocky

I’m sorry jsd, but if you crash my wedding dressed like this, you’re getting tossed into a cactus patch, which will be there for that sole purpose

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice titties tho.

Wakezilla

My brother in law and his husband got married on Halloween. It was fun and rather fitting given most of the family are “really religious “

Sharkbait
Sharkbait

The fuck is happening on this week’s Rick and Morty?

Also timely incest porn joke.

Shogun Marcus

Not Atlantis!

King Hippo

pretty fucking great, eh?

I like how they decided FUCK EVERYTHING let’s quadruple down on teh darkness.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The best call back ever.

WCS

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LemonJello
LemonJello

Another? Sure thing.
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WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d like to think that if I’d ever been stupid enough to make a kid, she would have at least turned out like Louise. Or even Gene.

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Unsurprised

Your kid would totally write Erotic Friend Fiction like Tina, though.

Sharkbait
Sharkbait

Yo.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Sup?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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SonOfSpam

Greetings Bear will always make me happy.

litre_cola

G’day

theeWeeBabySeamus

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WCS

I would if I could.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You sweet talker, you.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Potential theme for gif posting tonight:
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I’m so bored I’ve got the NFLN replay of the Donks-LAwnmowersShitty Football Clippers tilt on just so I’m not sitting here in the dark drinking my stockpile of sour ales.

ballsofsteelandfury

I think Clippers is better because the basketball Clippers are tenants in someone else’s building too.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Football Clippers it is then.

ballsofsteelandfury

I still like the Shitty part.

ballsofsteelandfury

We could use Shitty Football Clippers and shorten it to SFC for when they move to San Francisco.

Senor Weaselo

Would the Niners be SF4? Can it be? And if so, will there be Hadoukens?

herodotus450
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King Hippo

#ShittyClippers
#FightFOARtehLA

ballsofsteelandfury

We talking

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LemonJello
LemonJello

Yes.
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ballsofsteelandfury

I hope twbs is paying attention.

Wakezilla

Anyone watching the Tottenham Hotsperms/Backdoor Dortmund match? It has the makings of being a scorekakke fest.

On a related note, I love group play Champions league lesser footy. You’re guaranteed great lesser footy and high scores because the stakes aren’t as high

litre_cola

I concur. Plus you get some minnows from far flung countries like Azerbaijan in it.

Wakezilla

You forgot to mention: The Vancouver Canadians are the Single A, PCL Champions!

Senor Weaselo

Mmm, buster filet…

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herodotus450
herodotus450

At a dollar per ticket, it’s just a trivial matter of buying every possible combination once the jackpot gets to 380,000,001.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Mind. Blown.
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herodotus450
herodotus450

If you could somehow spend 1 second buying each ticket, it would only take something like 12 years to buy them all.

Senor Weaselo

Well, 380,000,001 after taxes.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Nah, let the Lottery pay the Lottery tax.

Wakezilla

So, you’re saying there’s a chance!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

The billboard went live earlier today. Here are your other images:

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There’s also a banner flyover scheduled on Sunday during the game. I hope no one’s in the stands to see it.

LemonJello
LemonJello

That’s a lot of smarmy douchebags all in one place.

Buddy Cole's Off-Season Habit!
Buddy Cole's Off-Season Habit!

More people need to tell sports owners to eat shit.

As much as one may hate the Ricketts’ politics, they did finance a whole renovation of Wrigley privately.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Easy way to weed out the Soylent among us: anyone who sides with ownership during a strike/lockout/collective bargaining.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I also hate their lack of Vitamin D.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Speaking of the Ricketts, I’ll be watching their team infuriate me in person tonight.

litre_cola

This city is in an uproar. When you bring up how rich the Ice stamps owners are, and that vancouver, toronto and montreal privately funded their rinks they get huffy.

Buddy Cole's Off-Season Habit!
Buddy Cole's Off-Season Habit!

Hamilton Nolan is such a dink.

http://archive.is/RByYI

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HamNo was Mr. Burns’ roommate at Yale?

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herodotus450
herodotus450

*Y6le

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I’ve read articles and tweets from so many funny, interesting left wingers that reading his writings are just like drinking warm skim milk. He makes revolution seem dull.

LemonJello
LemonJello

I thought we were calling the Shitty Clippers the LAwnmowers?

Wakezilla

LawnMowers is really racist. Shitty Clippers just seems right, IMO

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t think it’s racist. It refers to Clippers, not to people.

LemonJello
LemonJello

I’ve been trying to think of something that’s the opposite of “Chargers” that could work:

Drainers?
Grounding Rods?
Traitorous Vermin?

ballsofsteelandfury

Resistors?

/EE joke

Senor Weaselo

Ohm, I’m not sure if that’ll go over too well.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Watt do you mean?

Senor Weaselo

I don’t know if naming them that would be current. If only there was a system to go over the names, like an ampere review…

LemonJello
LemonJello

We could put it to a volt.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love you guys!