Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday.
Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN)
Both of these teams are undefeated, but only one is any good, and maybe not even one (thus the slight opportunity for a trap game).
Notre Dame at Wake Forest (Noon, ABC)
The Irish’ tour of various Sisters of the Poor continues in Winston-Salem this week. Another unimpressive win by less than a TD? Probably.
Texas A&M at Alabama (3:30, CBS)
Those glasses that Jimbo wears to make himself look less stupid? Ain’t gonna help today. CBS finally abandons UT/FL in its traditional slot, and it’s for this flaming bag of shit.
Clemson at Georgia Tech (3:30, ABC)
Hey looky-loo, a legitimate trap game! The Bees have been bad, but they can score (in a way your dead great grandpappy would approve of, except for all the blacks), and Son of Clem has a tendency to get flustered down Atlanta way. As always, I will be hoping that Dabo! dies.
South Cakalaky at Vanderbilt (4:00, SECN)
When in doubt, watch Vandy for the yuk-yuks. Today is that kind of day.
TCU at Texas (4:30, Fox)
Perhaps the only fixture of the day that I am legitimately looking forward to. Will Bloodeyes be all emotionally let down after shitting themselves against tOSU? Or will they be out for steer blood? Let’s hope for the latter, but I very much fear the former.
Mississippi State at Kentucky (7:00, ESPN2)
This’un is fairly interesting, too, with Kenfucky returning home heroes after breaking a 31 (or was it 32?) game losing streak in the series – dating back to Tim Fucking Couch – in Gainesville. Note to Big Blue – don’t be all reveling, because Cowbells are most definitely NAWT a perpetually overrated SEC East side.
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State (7:00, FS1)
You want points? Weird fetishes? Oh, does Guns Up!! and the BDSM State locals have a treat in store for y’all.
Stanford at Oregon (8:00, ABC)
Seriously, this is where the GameDay crew went. Does anybody really goddamned care about this? Is Oh-ray-GAWNE even ranked? /looks it up, they’s #20
Arizona State at Washington (10:30, ESPN)
Yet again, your tweaker fixture involves Herm Edwards. Draw your own conclusions. Also, 17.5 is WAY too big a spread here, as U-Dub isn’t much account neither, especially on offense.
..but…the kickoff hit the ground. You can’t fair catch a ball you got on the rebound!
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Les Miles does put beer on his lawn.
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Les Miles (almost any combination of words).
Okay, I know its the Alumni Band but that doesn’t mean you need to drop the beat down to 60 beats per minute, what do you have? An 100 years old in the formation to dot the I?
Oh, they do have an 100 year old in formation who did dot the I. Nevermind.
wait, KSU inside the 10, down 21-nil, and are kicking a FG??
Old Man Tiger is either setting up a triumphant victory or an epic collapse.
Saving the latter for the Ryder Cup.
Any NC State folk STILL regret not getting the “opportunity” to play West By God Virginia?
SC/Vandy has considerably more points than the expected nil-nil
Maybe it’s just my cold island heart melting, but the announcers today across a few games have actually been better than terrible. Humorous and insightful even.
Once we get younger announcers, the quality will improve.
Or maybe we are the old farts now…
/Twilight Zone music plays
I will even admit this…most nights, I kind of like Al Michaels.
CBS’ old farts are great!
Just got home from the store.
I see the Manhattan Ded Snyders really are dead.
Alright, I’m going to try this apple pan place. Wish me luck.
Pans made of apples? Could work,
For what?
Burger and non-litre sized soda
Don’t forget the pie!
Which kind is best?
Well, they’re famous for the apple, but i’m partial to banana cream.
Hehehehe….figures you’d like a cream pie.
😛
I think I may have to skip the pie until lady BFC gets back into town.
Holy shit, that only made my comment funnier!!!!!!!!!
Intentional
That is some good spelling right there.
You won’t need luck. It’s good stuff.
TCU Vs Texas should be good. TCU can go to hell for fucking up last week.
Working as an English tutor at a community college has more upside than downside. Today definitely had a lot of downside.
I saw one student, who two days ago, I told her that her thesis was completely wrong because she didn’t answer the question provided. Not believing me, she emailed her teacher for feedback and was told the same thing. So she comes back to me again, asking what’s wrong with her paper, and I break down how it is wrong. Instead of thanking me, she fucking argues with me on how the thesis is correct, despite me and her teacher telling her she didn’t answer the fucking question!
Then, this other guy walks in and tells me that he got a zero on his first essay and asked what he did wrong. After a quick glance, I told him he didn’t do proper citation, he wrote his essay in point form and it was written in broken English. He wasn’t accepting this answer and it was me and his teacher that must be wrong. So then he showed me the assignment he was working on. He was making up his own facts and couldn’t understand that he had to do research for his essay. He couldn’t understand and got mad why he couldn’t just make up statistics for his research essay.
I need booze when I get home.
At least he’s got a good start on his career in politics.
On the girl’s essay: its okay if you challenge the thesis or teacher’s viewpoint, but you can’t completely ignore it. e.g. Teacher: The sky is blue. Student: The sky isn’t blue and here are my reasons to explain my viewpoint. NOT Teacher: The sky is blue. Student: The water is grey.
On the guy’s “essay”: it sounds like he doesn’t know how to write an essay. The same thing happened to me on my first book report. I got a 14% on it and the teacher was kind enough to call my dad at the end of the Indianapolis 500 to share my grade. Of course, she called my dad because I was in 4th Grade at the time. How in the hell can you get into Community College and don’t know how to write an essay? Moreover, how in the hell can you get a High School Diploma or G.E.D. and not know how to write an essay? Is “essay” an American-only thing or something?
You’d be surprised how shitty our educational system really is.
Or not surprised if you interact with randos.
Hell no, I wrote a shit tonne in high school and in uni. These folks obviously do not listen nor do they want to listen to Wakezilla.
Best class I ever took was junior year writing lab. Every week was a five-paragraph essay assignment. The content mattered little as the focus was structure, grammar, and coherent thoughts. Blew me away when I got into peer edit groups in college English and people were not even structuring their writing correctly. Had a buddy who was a writer and he broke it down simply — tell em what you’re gonna tell em; tell it to em; tell em what you just told em.
It’s like math — if you don’t have the fundamentals down, you’re severely limited in what you will be able to communicate because you don’t actually understand what it is that you are doing.
Slow news day.
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/entertainment/2018/09/22/what-state-cincinnati-twitter-user-declares-its-kentucky/1394331002/
So no one else is watching Zona OSU?
I’m watching the Psych marathon on Hallmark Mysteries and Movies
And the #BFIB from Canadia launches a 2-out, 2-strike curve deep into the LF stands for a 5-4 winner in 10!! HUZZAH!!!
Satan takes no joy in his work
It looks like he is doing a Samoan style QB sack dance
Ah, family, they’re annoying but you gotta love them. You know the saying: can’t live with them; when they strap me to the chair, please let them know the murders were just.
Go. Recluse!
If you’re a sociable guy, you could create your own family. Blood relationships are over-rated. You can pick your family
Oh great! I’m screwed!
Yo hippo! Re: Your Baltimore pick tomorrow, would you advise starting John Brown or Alex Collins?
Collins
Aye aye!
West Virgina playing a 3-4 defense?
Aggies answer. Satan is not pleased but he secretly enjoys the challenge.
Wolfpack odds are OK Hippo.
Why does Tulane helmet wave has an angry face and fists?
They accidentally bought Notre Dame logos that were meant to go to Nigeria.
Poseidon is an Angry Drunk. The “Green Wave” is symbolizes the drunk vomit.
the less intimidating the mascot, the more aggressive it is attempted to be portrayed
Toledo 63 Nevada 44
Basketball season starts earlier every season.
Spurs play in two weeks. We can live-blog it!
We can title it The Empty Room – A Spur Soliloquy With The Association
GRIERBOMB
Georgia Tech with the series of the year right there: fumble out of bounds for loss on first down; sack on second down; fumble returned for touchdown on third down.
Someone get Dan Orlovsky to Tuscaloosa stat. We’ve got a very safety dance scenario.
do they have a quick kick in the playbook?
Extra innings by the mighty Mississipp’ – goddamnit, I want to pay attention to the footy now that the awful noon window is kaput.
I can’t help but look at the Aggies helmets and think Ass to Mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-UX-rlfeDw
Same
Guh. Another K-State turnover fest.
Cincy not out of trouble yet it seems, they might pull an Orlovsky soon. He’s showing up everywhere!
We might be getting an Intentional Safety Dance in Cincy.
Tulane (apparently it’s Tulane and not Tulsa) checking to see if 7-0 counts as a mercy rule game.
The check cleared. They know what they were getting into.
Gumbo is expensive.
Satan likes what he sees so far………….And me, I took the over
North Dakota by 6.5 over the Idaho State Bengals? Sounds good to me!
Commentators: “Your up by four but maybe you want to give up the touchdown so you have time left.”
Or, now hear me out here: You stop them.
Like that. Maybe…BLEERGH is being summoned to Clifton.
Pineapple Bomb!
Dumb Aggie.
Okay, Ohio State is starting, let’s see how Cincinnati is doing. (changes channel) AH! Cincinnati really doesn’t want to win this game.
Dan Orlovsky doing the color!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZrpEdc0ZQ&ab_channel=VidsMB
#NEAVAR4GET
glad West By God Virginia could get that extra rest instead of giving mah shitty wolves the cousin treatment.
/Marshall will do that for ’em tonight
Am picking KState to fucking over WVU
this would be a very K State thing to do, but I have a feeling WVU is legit Top 5-10 material, so I ain’t bet it.
Had a nap, woke up and won both my bets. GIMME MAH MONEYS BET365!!!
Matt Millan?! Aw, but Ohio State already served their penalty!
Jumbo Fisher scares me. Something about him is off.
Oh, he’s a fucking nutjob to be sure.
he’s just really, really fucking stupid
PROTIP: Both Nick Satan and Jumbo are West Virginia natives
The jokes write themselves.
Saban is like the smartest West Virginian ever by like a factor of 10. I guess swallowing souls really broadens the mind?
Chuck Yeager would like a word…
Chuck Yeager got talked in to getting strapped to a missile.
he was told there would be like, hundreds of oxys
Cincinatti coach
Adam SandlerLuke Fickell not happy with that play.Ref: “Unsportsmanlike Conduct. Offense #3. Showing spontaneous emotion and doing a Cam Newton celebration. In a rare double-whammy ruling, aiming for the head of the QB is no legal again.”
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS
it’s quite possible that the Unded Bill Snyders have been sandbagging all season just to get you looking past this fixture…
Hail Satan!
/Nick lifts head from trough of puppy blood, nods to Spur