Well, night has fallen and it can’t get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!
Pats/Lions:
My bold prediction: this will be the first game that has two (2!) qb’s throw for 450+ yards in the same game and the final score won’t be remotely close. The Pats D is a complete travesty that is allowing 5.5 yards per play and 25 points per game. Did I mention they’ll be missing 3 starters? Not that that’s a big deal-you can sub any bub off the street/practice squad and get the same lousy results. Fucking Brady will always be who the late Dennis Green thought he is/was. He reads D’s better than any qb alive. That’s just a stupid, niggling fact that non-Pats fans refuse to acknowledge. His counterpart in this game-Matthew Ican’tbelieveit’snotbutterpants has an adequate arsenal of weapons to counteract the inevitable onslaught. He should be able to throw some spaghetti (points) against the wall (scoreboard).
Let’s see how it all unfolds. Should you feel the urge to let your feelings be known, type those randoms down there below.
I don’t think anyone associated with the Pats is thought of as going hard left
Manifest! if you liked ‘Lost” well, here it is again!
Needs moar Evangeline Lilly
Tom Brady’s passing line: 12/24, 113 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
Miami WR Albert Wilson’s passing line: 1/1, 52 yds, 1 TD, 0 INT
In just minutes, The Cleveland Browns will have a better record than The New England Patriots
fuck, now I want to go make it RAIN, y’all
I’m okay with everything that is happening, especially Dreamboat ignoring his ded receiver to go sulk
I like receivers who DON’T get hurt MAGA!!!!1111
UPDATE: The Clásico Regio has finished 0-0.
Twbs is shocked.
Hehehehehe
I put $45 on Tigres right before they got a red. Dickasses.
Two score game, 3 plus minutes, can’t breathe yet
Relax!
Guys, I think the dynasty is over.
I also think I’ll be starting Carson Wentz next week.
Yes, now shut this shit down. We are working with fine margins here.
Can’t wait for peter king to tell us how long and WEIRD it’s been since Buff and the Pats at the same record.
Three weeks ago, duh.
The last time I saw something weird and long John Holmes was walking out of an apartment on Wonderland.
Hold on to your butts, we’re getting full Brady.
I am reminded of the joker who called into the radio asking how someone could rush for more than 100 yds when the field is only 100yds long
Such a landmark. Kerryon, you will always remember.
I just did a web archive trip that ended up with up at the early 90s Bengals.
I was in a very dark place.
Akil-iiSith! Akil-i-Smith!
No. Worse. 90s.
She seems pliable.
And flexible.
And (possibly) legal.
Let’s take oh 6:20 or so off the clock just to make sure certain fantasy participants don’t get ass-fucked in time du garbage.
I am rooting for the Salmon Sisters to get Orca’d on their next trip out.
Might be time to retire that commercial.
I, uh… might have a thing for the Salmon Sisters.
I’ve got at least three things for the Salmon Sisters.
I would share a hotel whirlpool with them. Gladly.
Hey, if I don’t talk about my fungal infections, you don’t talk about your fungal infections.
Whenever I see the word “tribbed” on Pornhub, I think of Joey Tribbiani and I giggle.
That commercial has another 6 months in it at least.
Maybe not the best time, but penalties on turnovers like that should mean replay the down, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING PENALTY AND PLAY. It would also (maybe?) actually deter behavior if you cost your team a turnover.
I don’t want to give the refs that much power
That’s a terrible idea. Go sit in the corner.
But take this beer and MoonPie, we’re not sadists here.
/ shoves herodotus in tiny locker
WTF MAN????
– H. Cornblower
Never knew I cared so much about it until tonight. It’s a change in possession but not a whole new play, so why do penalties somehow get reset?
Actually its considered after a change of possession. Once they get the ball, the defense becomes the Returning Team and the offense becomes the Covering Team. All fouls don’t change possession.
If a foul was committed before the change by the defense, then the offense would keep the ball because they had possession when the foul occurred.
Ooh, look at Redshirt with his “facts” and “understanding of the rules.”
Yeah but just caues it’s the rule doesn’t make it a good rule.
This is a terrible opinion and you should feel bad about it.
MOB RULE!!!
(groans) (sighs)
Anyone have a clean pair of shorts I can borrow?
To be fair to Brady, the Lions DB was wide open.
WEEI ppl will forget that
not when I call in to remind them.
Holy shit. Are they actually gonna do this?
The Eagles won the Superb Owl, anything is possible
“They don’t take days off in new England….”
Cris, I’m on my sixth beer and have 300+ hours of unused vacation time. Fucking watch what happens tomorrow.
NAWT even Hitler’s birthday?
Which is actually 4/20.
/So glad I googled that. Hello, FBI!
BIG CATS BIG PLAY
this run game commitment makes sense, just like 2 hours too late
She seems nice.
I’ve got those!
Arms? Yeah, big deal, so do I.
Just turned back in. Holy fuck, Bob Kraft. You and Garoppalo would both had been better off if you hadn’t made that trade. And maybe added some other tools.
Lions can win this right?
Yep. I could probably also safely drive my car 50 miles right now, but I wouldn’t recommend betting on that.
I still sense a 23-24 in the Force
Oh, it’s done.
I didn’t like THAT possession, Cuck Liouns.
Pushing the limits?
That’s really up to her I think.
That scene made Brian Williams not only wish that his helicopter really came under fire, but that it took multiple direct hits.
way past the limit?
Actually, that very gif was previously posted by two people who shall remain nameless.
But their names rhyme with Balls and Seamus.
They didn’t get banned, so you won’t either.
Probably.
just take it down then
Hell no. That was my point.
AXXHNOT FOR MEFF…
Depends on the size of his nose.
The key question here is, was he under pressure?
/Review commences
/loudspeaker plays
/DUN-DUN-DUN-DUDUDUNDUN
Under pressure is confirmed, intentional grounding, 10 yards, loss of down, Fat Bottom Girls have the call on the coin toos.
DOWN!!!! Like Bambi’s mother,
Doe!
Thank you Detroit.
LOLPATS
YESSSSSS!!!!!!
INTO MAH REBEL VEINS!!!!
I can’t wait for Clay Matthews or any of these defensive guys getting hit with stupid roughing the passer calls to say in their press conference after the game, “Anyone got Vince Mcmahon’s number?”.
Am I the only one disappointed at the lack of ties today? Maybe tomorrow night
VERY DISAPPOINT
Son: “If I was at a party and you guys traced my ‘narc’ car to the party I’d beat both your asses on sight.”
Me: “It’s funny that you don’t think you’d get a shotgun full of rock salt to the chest when you tried. From your mother.”
Oh, my nursing is home is going to suck.
Perhaps I am not ‘with it’ but ‘narc’ car?
It was an ad on the TV where the parents could trace their kid’s whereabouts through the car.
Good to know kids these days are still watching commercials
ML got up to +322 before I bet. MAKE ME LOSE YOU STUPID CUCKS!!
Cris: Look at the size of that hole!!!!!
Me: I hope Al didn’t just bend over.
“Those are pee-wee sized holes”
-J. Sandusky