Let’s get right down to business, shall we? TO THE GAMES!
Cle/Oak:
Browns fans: “Wouldn’t it be great if we could pull off two wins in a row.”
Browns 37 Missed Tackles: “I’m not sure we can do that fellas. The odds aren’t that good.”
Raiders League-low 3 Sacks: “I think if this Mayfield kid doesn’t get rushed in the pocket, maybe he can do some things.”
/can’t help but think that this one will be an ugly affair
Sea/Ari:
Here’s a silly stat-them Seahawks haven’t had a road September win in five freakin’ years. Perhaps the return of wr Baldwin will contribute to the end of the streak. Or perhaps what will tilt things for the road team is the fact that the Cards D allows opposing qb’s to complete passes at a 70%+ clip.
NO/NYG:
The fantasy play here is wr Shepard. Outside of cb Lattimore the Saints secondary is a travestylaughingstock. The cb2 spot is occupied by two nobodies that take turns getting the start, getting yanked and then getting put back in because the other sucks so badly. Plus te Engram is out so more targets to get. As of today, Eli is completing 80% of his aimed throws! (passes that aren’t intentionally ditched) I blame Saquon and his generational talent.
SF/LAC:
The Curse of The Cougar Hunter manifests itself once again! This time in the form of Jimmy G’s leg going all kablooie. Qb C.J. will need all of Matt Breida’s 5.4 yards per carry to help keep the pressure off.
Type like a million monkeys trying to write a novel.
HAHAHAHA! Oh Raiders.
LOLRAIDERS
THAT’S HIS RAIDERS!
I can’t enjoy the Raiders getting fucked more.
Brownies got some sass in their game. I’m liking it.
well, they do have an ass at off. coordinator…
(edit: read that as “ass in their game” because it’s been a long week)
Ha! Hope your next week isn’t so long.
Clots and NASCAR fucked up at the exact moment in time
https://twitter.com/nascarcasm/status/1046505604284653570
BAN ROVALS. There are plenty of good road tracks available.
this is all because NASCAR has made their bread and butter, ovals, completely shitty and boring as fuck
Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. Left turn. … Left turn. Left turn. Oh, look at that cloud in the— CRASH!!!!
not an oval this week
Drat. Well that joke works most of the time.
Fusion Dance! Nice one, Browns!
BAKERDOWN
He missed on the ice-the-kicker timeout
Frank Reich made two fireable offenses in two minutes
Raiders self-destructing surprisingly early today.
They hoping to beat the rush from the stadium and get home for the night game?
Colts coach has never played blackjack. Win if you can. Tie if you must.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
then iced the shank! THAT’s SO HUMPS!!!
YEAH HOPKINS BABY!!!
This campaign has a most unsatisfying conclusion for Captain Luck and his mounted troops.
Salt pork and hardtack for all!
Guess the Humps no want Glorious Draw?
Clots you dumbasses!!!!
LOL FAT HUMPS
that is some BULLSHIT AT THE RAIDERS GAME.
Tie or Fair Catch Kick!
What a bullshit call on Lynch.
Awfully quick whistle. BEEF MOE WAS NAE STAHPED! BULLY DAT!
Colts are going for the loss.
You call timeout after 3rd down because otherwise…Indy runs the clock out. Idiots.
/as opposed to calling on 2nd down
I love how the announcers think the Browns going for two is just an interesting idea and has nothing to do with the simple fact that the Browns don’t actually have a fucking place kicker.
Did he get hurt?
Zane Gonzalez and he got fired. Now we got South African Greg Joseph. He is very iffy on short…medium…and long kicks.
There’s My Raiders.
GO BROWNS!!!!
Are Niners and Chargers playing on the sun?
NFL dreams of expansion are going too far!
Sol Phoenixes
Guess who ML bet the Tomsulas! 😀
STOMP!
demand tiekkake
fuck yes
CBS, don’t you even think of going to NO/NJG.
Hou/Indy is not unentertaining.
C’mon TIE!
odds looking good!
-David Carradine
fuuuuucccccckkkkkk I needed Hopkins to reel that in
I don’t know, Hippo. Moose made a very good counterargument.
I know what I’m watching for the next 2 hours.
I keep scrolling down to this…
Its universal right? This isn’t controversial…all of America wants to watch John Gruden fail right?
Yes, even his family (guaranteed money).
I think I read on Twitter that Trump is going to hold a Campaign Rally to support that view and Hillary is going to introduce him.
KosherDOWN!!!
IN-COM-PLETE!
Somebody called Shepard’s #. [looks around] IT WAS ME!
Die Eagles Die
What the fuck was that Todd Haley?!?
TITS!
oh fuck it all
oh this fucking game
I swear Andrew Luck looks like a guy coming back from chemo. Like he is down 30 pounds and he looks unwell.
so, every other fucker that has to live in indiana (except for the “down 30 lbs” part)
Shouting about the Bengals surrounded by Browns fans. I’m a Browns fan now for the next 2 hours.
Smart call.
I really shouldn’t watch the Iggles in front of my son.
When my oldest was very young he was watching us move out of a house. We were getting a fridge into the back of a truck when it fell over. For the next week or so he ran around saying, “fuckfuckfuckfuck”.
Mayfield has the same wide-armed windup as Tebow.
Once Mayfield and Calloway figure things out they’ll be killer.
Knowing the luck of the Browns….Mayfield will figure things out…and then it comes out he is a serial killer.
“Man, that would be great.”
-Anthony Sowell
goddamn bleergh
That’s…Not My Raiders?
Welcome to the NFL Baker…
Just got back in from mowing the lawn. How are the dolphins doi…
Jesus Christ.
I hope Kap’s lawyer has his TiVo queued up for the CJ Beath-ing