Your “It Might Be Me, It’s Probably You” Monday Night Football Open Thread

[sniffs the air]

It was definitely you.

Week 5 Fallout:

-Marquez Valdes-Scantling scored his very first NFL TD and a new fantasy god was born. (not you, Marquez)

-Keke Coutee also scored his very first TD, prompting older white guys to reference “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” for no reason that any other demographic can figure out.

-Gano/Crosby is the new yin/yang of the NFL.

-As a Giants fan, my interest in the top 5 draft prospects of 2019 has been piqued.

-te Ertz only has a single TD but is trending towards a.) a high volume fella and b.) 1400 frickin’ yards!

-a certain 2nd year qb passed a very difficult test with flying colours. Apparently he did his Mahomes-work.

-The Jerrah of course questioned the decision to punt on 4th down and 1. I guess Princeton math ain’t quite up to speed yet.

Is it that time? Yes, yes it is. TO THE GAME!

Was/NO:

The ‘Dacted’s are coming off the way-too-early bye at a white-hot 2-1. If they get another W under their belts they’ll be 1 1/2 games up on the rest of the dregs in the NFC East. One of the narratives that will be repeatedly bounced off your noggin tonight is that Adrian Peterson (the NFL’s very first switch-hitting running back) will be out for R-VENGE! The other thingy will be qb Breezy breaking the elder Manning’s total yards passing mark. If you were to calculate the record into miles (like the graphics department will inevitably do) you’ll find that it’s over 40 miles. That’s a figure that Jack Kerouac isn’t the least bit impressed by.

Have at it, champs.