Some days, you just don’t give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I’m not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Capitals – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Canucks at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- the “empty arena” game
- Penguins at Habs – 7:00PM | City
- Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Missouri at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Miami at Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Virginia Tech at U*North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- West Virginia at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
- Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:30PM | ABC
- Hawaii at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Colorado at Southern California – 10:30PM | FS1
- Wyoming at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Lions vs. Stampeders – 8:00Pm | TSN
- MLB:
- Astros at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- MMA:
- Bellator – Fedor Emelianenko vs. Chael Sonnen – 9:00PM | Paramount
Reminder: there still time to vote for your favourite Battlebots battle. WHATCHA GOT TO LOSE?!
Fuck it’s video game talk night and I’ve been sitting around playing Forza Horizon 4 instead. Uhhhhhh, let’s go with this
It seems like Montez has been the JV Broncos QB for like seven years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyLfqpyi94
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link is my favorite Zelda game, and I’ll politely discuss why with anyone who says otherwise.
It aged so much better than 1, and it remains hard as holy fuck for anyone who hasn’t tried it recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GxARm_QiCo
eat a dick. you’re trolling. You have no idea where to go
Where to go? It’s easy. I’m going to kitchen to get another bourbon and a beer.
Dirt 500s still batting? JEEBUS.
hey, the JV Donks’ QB is terrible too! It’d be just like Sundays if’n I was colour blind
middle two might be part of the girlsway We Live Together series
Fedor wrecked Chael Sonnen.
RIGHT INTO MY VEINS!
FFVI, did you wait for Shadow?
About the 5th time through when I caught on
why can’t i get Final Fantasy Tactics on PC. I blame Shotgun Moses he’s a fucking cry-baby.
I sucked so damn bad at that game in high school, and then a college roommate showed me how to play it. It went from Cumberland College against Georgia Tech to the ’85 Bears against the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
Did they just say the Dirt 500s have hit a home run in 13 straight postseason games? Holy poop on a stick.
They’re a juggernaut
NAWT FAYUH!!
If nothing else, THAH FACKIN’ SAWX CAHN FACKIN’ LOUSE TONIGHT
LOLSawx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFCL6f7hy2s&list=RDsFCL6f7hy2s&start_radio=1
Top 10 NES games
Super Mario Bros 3
Ducktales
Contra
Zelda
Paperboy
Marble Madness’
Castlevania III
Super Dodgeball
Megaman 3
Ninja Gaiden 2
Double Dribble or GTFO
/yes, I am very, very old
fuck you, you hate basketball
I hate The Association – which is NAWT basketball. It is basketball-themed show business entertainment.
BANNER THIS MAN!
Zelda ruled.
But you got to give some love to Mike Tyson’s Punchout.
Zero dispute from Mario 3 by the way.
Unless you’re Robin Givens.
Snap
Vic Tokai’s CONFLICT was a hella good strategifier game.
Gotta give some love to Tecmo Super Bowl. Also, not considered a classic, but Baseball Stars ruled. RBI gets all the love, but Baseball Stars was the first baseball video game where fielding wasn’t completely impossible.
I took the Vikings to the Super Bowl and Keith Millard had 87 sacks.
I shit you negative.
What was it? Baseball 2000? Where you played on different planets?
Maybe that was snes?
Dammit Joe West. Stop helping the dirt P*ts
he knows where the paychecks come from
Colorado throws an endless cavalcade of screen passes. I don’t recall Troi Boiz running an offensive play other that the opening pickerception.
First one to 3 wins in Watts-ish?
You will NEVAR see weak/imperfect shoulders on a Song Girl. They know what they doing down La La way.
o7
My Top 10 SNES Games
FF VI
Super Metriod
Super Street Fighter 2 , my parents upgraded TVs and I got the 55 inch TV to play this in the garage
Secret of Mana – no one played the dumb boy
Star Fox
Mortal Kombat II, see Super Street Fighter 2 ,
NBA JAM, fuck you all NBA is the future
Super Smash TV
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Super Bomberman, brought a multitap just for this and used it for Mana
Thank fuck I am NAWT part of the future, then. MOAR of that MMA shit, too.
The USC song girls dont know
That’s an understatement.
why would they need to?
Why would we want them to.
is our Pig Sooey fan lurking and in need of emotional support??
/maybe less so now, that was YUUUUUGGGGGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCR0Tr2HTfA
The recent A-Team movie was not bad.
I’m doing a manaul HDD backup and I feel so stupid for feeling the need to. I should just get the 1TB iCloud plan or Amazon plan (or both). Wait. I do have a 200GB Amazon plan. Need more. Anyway, I am a data hoarder.
Do NAS, set scheduled tasks/cron jobs to automate data backup.
r u saying teh cloud is equivalent to catch??
I really should. Time Machine is a piece of shit software package, but there has to be a NAS too simple to fuck up.
There is no Cloud, there is only Zuul.
Alright, sports fans, T minus one week until I preside over a marriage ceremony. Which means I need to finish writing said ceremony…
Be short and concise.
God that sounds unnatural coming from me.
Express love and best wishes and they are going to be the greatest married couple EVER!
Then dance with the bride’s younger sister.
Short and concise, like when I lost my virginity?
I have time parameters and I’ve had the outline and half the content written for months, just haven’t tied it off and measured the balance between funny and occasion appropriate.
But at least I’m a minister now.
just remember, G-d and/or BOLTMAN! called you to it FOAR a reason, and that reason almost surely included blood.
One of the first things I learned when I got in the business was, let’s call it circuitry.
Start with a quick anecdote which is exclusive to the couple, yadda yadda yadda, tell some dick jokes but finish with the reflection back to the first anecdote.
Go home.
Cash check.
alternatively damn them all straight to hell BECAUSE THE POWER IS VESTED IN YE
U*NC lost in hilarious fashion. So there’s something. And I Lesser Footy bet my measly $84 into enough to put around $50 on each of Colorado (ML), Bungles (pick ’em), and Chefs (ML). So at least I still have some action, a man can’t ask for more than that, right?
Da U outdoes themselves from even the series before. No Hail Mary, even.
That was a double sausage extra cheese.
And it was delicious.
DETROOOOIIIIIITTTTTTTT
https://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/the-origins-of-detroit-cult-hit-asian-corned-beef/Content?oid=2481954
How very Da U! They are BACK indeed.
If it were a polydactyl bot, it could get its anal gland massaged as well.
https://twitter.com/TeezySoSkep/status/1050145731112263686
Nothing good comes from Florida.
/except Odd or Even Week Jaguras, depending on teh year
Blake Beartles!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqNAdDNQP04
At least the rest of the top-ranked teams lost today, too.
Not all, and with Bama’s QB ded your gross thought of the day is that the National Champion will now be Notre Dame, tOSU, or DABO!
Since this is Hellworld. National Champion Notre Dame football team is inevitable.
methinks you’re right. Praying this doesn’t include a SAWX/Greatriots twofer. I WILL go on a killing spree then.
At least pick a reasonable target and really plan that shit out. You have to use your whole ass.
Nobody likes an inconsiderate, indiscriminate mass killer. That’s just tacky.
Welp.
I’ve slummed down to Johnny Reb/Pig Sooey
JV football has pushed my iceball game to third-tier Fox Sprots. No damn respek!
Go Crazy, Balls! UCLA’s gettin’ a W!!
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Nice
WOW
the only score all period was a Roll Damn Tide safety??
KEEP running up the middle, jackass, that’s worked all night hasn’t it?
Darth Swift
That’s the idea. Eventually a competent team would stop running it. The defense assumes they aren’t, and them *BOOM* up the middle for a TD.