It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for most of 2018. Well, it’s back and it’s taking no prisoners tonight. So shutter your windows, bar the doors and maybe explore other entertainment options. There’s the NHL (It’s the Penguins vs. the Leafs, co-starring a bathtub full of announcer’s saliva!), the NBA (Lebron, he’s a Laker!) and the MLB (Will the Sawkz close out?). NCAA Football (A bunch of states play each other with Stanford thrown in) Hmmm. Somehow I think I’ll end up watching the travesty unfold in Arizona. TO THE GAME!
Broncos/Cards:
These squadoos each have no fear that the phrase ‘playoff contention’ will be linked with them in a serious way this season. It’s full ahead at all possible speed on the rails of mediocrity for these two. There’s a few fellas that might not around for the full ride though. Internet noise says that Arizona OC Mike McCoy (who, in his long and glorious career has never had a top 15 rushing attack, ever) is a distant memory by tomorrow afternoon. Not to be outdone, the buzz surrounding Denver insists that Vance Joseph is walking a tightrope and will be soon taking a fall. Surprisingly, the Cards signing of Kendall Wright-the goal of which was to shore up a very poor passing game-is all for naught just two weeks into his reign. He gone. This is the sort of fallout that occurs when teams have but 3 wins in a combined 12 tries.
Do your best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEODPfHH3rg
Microwavable Chicken Sandwich directions:
Remove sandwich from wrapper and disassemble. Heat on high for two minutes. Heat bun for 30 seconds, then reassemble sandwich.
*Caution, wrapper maybe hot.
YOU JUST TOLD ME TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE WRAPPER WTF DUDE???????
Never eat a Snickers with the wrapper still on, I’m telling ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EugfbjUn67g
Because when you poison your husband, you need to make it look good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaGyjpiIs4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJi8AXCD4DU
Another lovely night in LA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjq4y9EFLMA
The jus primae noctis Miller/ Rosen joke was banner worthy.
I bet a dime on the Donks to win and am happy with the outcome.
Will follow Hippo’s advice to riches or ruin!
Next bet is the Mighty Cherries of Bournemouth over Southampton money line.
They made weed legal!
I do love the simple juvenile pleasure of a glimpse of a woman’s panties.
Unfortunately my balls hang out of the sides.
It’s an age thing.
Thus the joke.
Just got to RI, found my cousin; Sawx just won and we’re going to the hotel bar.
-Every masshole tonight
Sorry, man.
Greetings from Guatemala. Fun story*: If you factor in plane rides, layovers and the bus I had to take to get to my final destination, it should total 16 hours. Thanks to delays and massive construction, it took the Zillas 41 god damn hours. I’m at an all inclusive drinking a shit ton of beer, so eventually this will numb the pain.
Guatemala’s national beer is Cerveza Gallo. It’s pretty good. For some reason, the Gallo you get in North America doesn’t taste the same.
I’ll save the semi sexy stories for sexy Friday.
*Not a fun story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGI0v1Ul7eo
If you don’t take yourself and the family to stop the CARAVAN of insurrection our head Cheeto-in-Charge will be very disappointed!
SAD!
The fuck you doing in Guatemala apart from the all-inclusive cheap entertainment and beach thing?
Have fun!
It was a great story.
GODDAMMIT ASTROS YOU HAD ONE JORB!!!!!!!!!!!!
/waiting for Moose tentacle pic.
Trying to get me to discuss this picture for Japan’s 2019 World Cup preview? Well sir, I was likely going to include it before this anyway!
Hope you got a “boots on the ground” Guatemala style lined up!
OK, time to go get something accomplished for you shitmonkeys to jerk off to tomorrow night.
Later Taters.
BY BY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=7oJxEqb_oNI
She’s so perrty.
I give Von a fuckton of credit for backing up his (rather innocuous) talk, finding yet an even higher gear on the pitch tonight. He was a monster.
Aikman desperately holding back calling Buck a fucking nerd for listening to podcasts.
/turns off TED talk
YEAH!