Your “I Didn’t Say ‘Dude!’ I Said ‘Dud'” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for most of 2018. Well, it’s back and it’s taking no prisoners tonight. So shutter your windows, bar the doors and maybe explore other entertainment options. There’s the NHL (It’s the Penguins vs. the Leafs, co-starring a bathtub full of announcer’s saliva!), the NBA (Lebron, he’s a Laker!) and the MLB (Will the Sawkz close out?). NCAA Football (A bunch of states play each other with Stanford thrown in) Hmmm. Somehow I think I’ll end up watching the travesty unfold in Arizona. TO THE GAME!

Broncos/Cards:

These squadoos each have no fear that the phrase ‘playoff contention’ will be linked with them in a serious way this season. It’s full ahead at all possible speed on the rails of mediocrity for these two. There’s a few fellas that might not around for the full ride though. Internet noise says that Arizona OC Mike McCoy (who, in his long and glorious career has never had a top 15 rushing attack, ever) is a distant memory by tomorrow afternoon. Not to be outdone, the buzz surrounding Denver insists that Vance Joseph is walking a tightrope and will be soon taking a fall. Surprisingly, the Cards signing of Kendall Wright-the goal of which was to shore up a very poor passing game-is all for naught just two weeks into his reign. He gone. This is the sort of fallout that occurs when teams have but 3 wins in a combined 12 tries.

Do your best.

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King Hippo

mah Stanford bet even looks fairly safe!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Not to be all HOT TAEK, but I enjoy it when the Donks play well like this, especially on D.

/I haven’t seen a hit that hard by an Isaac since…

King Hippo

…Tina forgot to Irish up the morning coffee?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They are not playing that well; they are going against the second team.

King Hippo

the whole game, they never let up. That was the most enjoyable aspect.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“STOP! He’s been dead for thirty minutes!!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, OK, true.

King Hippo

Chubb’s turn! Why does AZ want this nice young Jewish lad ded?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Aussie chick conspiracy I’m fo’ sho’.

Gratliff

Von Miller just earned the right of primae noctis whenever Rosen gets married to someone who’s never seen this game

Spur
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Who’s our internet tough guy tonight?

theeWeeBabySeamus

You.

I hope.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, I can………..

………..

………

….

make a pretty descent omelette.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, now I’m hungry.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s pointless to roofie breakfast.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If everything goes right, toast will pop up and be served with it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Maybe stick a fork in there. Ya know, just to make sure it’s working correctly.

Imma go stand over there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t be stupid!

I’m an engineer. You always used a knife!

rockingdog

late night funny:

[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind

theeWeeBabySeamus

“That [penalty] costs the Cardinals a little more yardage”.

Yeah, like that’s gonna matter at this point. Fuck off, Joe Buck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s calling play-by-ply, what do you expect him to say?

theeWeeBabySeamus

“play-by-ply”

That’s a toilet paper joke, no?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s the best typo I’ve had all day.

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Paris smells nice.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“But look, now every single team can be on primetime at least once!”

Your Thursday night games suck shit through a straw NFL.

King Hippo

over 100 yards, TD, plus passing TD. Guess that’ll have to do.

/still mad at that D/ST 41 pointer on the bench

King Hippo

CHJ made the “incomplete” sign, accidentally hit Fitty in the nuts

Game Time Decision

He’s dead, he’s already dead.

-Bart In reference to this game

King Hippo

my grandmother could tackle better than that, and she’s been dead like 7 years

Spur

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Spur

WTF. is that Kool now?
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rockingdog

yea looks like it

King Hippo

Get Sanders a rushing score for the natural hat trick

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I’m 1000% in favor of this.

King Hippo

oh noes they killt SEAL!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

/hits the waiver wire
//tries unsuccessfully to turn back time

Spur

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King Hippo

aaaarrrrggghhhh!! Close teh casket!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t judge, dude landed Heidi Klum.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, a LOT.

Spur

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King Hippo

Chosen carries that ball like a loaf of bread

Spur
Romonobyl

Forward pass…

Spur

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Sharkbait

So, Mookie Betts is pretty good at based ball

rockingdog

that was nice catch

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wilson is the best Mookie.
(Bill Buckner may or may not agree)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpyJjecJnuI

Spur

Hot take.

LeBron will get hurt, miss a month and the Lakers will miss the playoffs. LeBron played in the East for a decade plus. That’s like the Pats play in the AFC East. They coast all year and have to play 1 real Playoff game to make the Superb Owl.

Now LeBron has to play on in West, every game is meaningful.

Sharkbait

Yawnfest. It’ll be the Warriors. Again

Spur

Jazz will take them to brink before the ref step in….and then I have to cheer for the Celtics. GROSS

Unsurprised

This rules.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh jeebus, this guy again.

Unsurprised

Don’t talk about Real Dad like that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m keeping my yap shut about him tonight.
But I still would be happy to punch him.

Dude doing the costume is doing it ironically I hope.

Unsurprised

His irony levels are so high just touching a drop of his blood will kill a normie.

rockingdog

xmas ape is my hero.

Gratliff

Two men who keep losing their starting gig

Gratliff

Oh god. I don’t feel good about that one.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

IF you’re not saying that after every comment, are you really trying?

Gatoraids

yeah xmasape just got screwed out of another paycheck today keep him in your posts and/or your venmo

Spur

Our apelike ancestor has returned?

blaxabbath

WE’RE BACK BABY!

Spur

If you have 2 hours to kill try Marfa Texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJKoXWlqJk

Viva La Tabula Raza

Buddy of mine owns a B&B out there. Cool place.

Sharkbait

Verlander gonna hate fuck Upton tonight

Unsurprised

Mmmm. Preggo sex with those giant tits.

Spur

the weight wont come off

Unsurprised

God willing

King Hippo

MOAR LIEK ASSSSStros, amirite?

/fuck el beisbol

Romonobyl

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

LARRY TITSGERALD

Romonobyl

To get that pic I did a search for hot Cardinals fans, for some reason this was in the same queue:

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Unsurprised

Well … Accurate.

The hot chicks in AZ don’t care about anything.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, Hippo has gained some weight.

Unsurprised

Opioids cause constipation.

rockingdog

4-0 boston. this over yet?

Mr. Ayo

Verlander is still in? Yep, it’s over.

WCS

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Senor Weaselo

Goddammit, I’m gonna have to root for the Dodgers, aren’t I.

Spur
Unsurprised

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rockingdog

what is this from?

Unsurprised

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. Terry Gilliam movie.

Spur

The Greatest Film ever made
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

Seriously give it a try

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Not sports related but my dad had hip replacement surgery this afternoon and apparently everything went well. I got a call from him a bit ago and to hear him not be in any pain for the first time in almost a year is such a good feeling.

WCS

That’s great to see. Hippo will be over shortly to get the leftover pain pills.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

My old man had both done two years ago, and he got into fantasy baseball during his recovery.

I wish he got addicted to opioids instead.

WCS

THE COMEBACK BEGINS

litre_cola

Eggo waffles are just fancy toast, they shouldn’t even be called waffles.

WCS

Eleven is about to telepathically rip your lungs out through your anus.

Spur

If i wanted to watch a bunch of Venezuelans stand around and scratch their balls for 5 hours with 5 seconds of work mixed in, I’d go to the local tienda

Senor Weaselo

The Pearl Harbor Memorial Bridge in New Haven looks just like the Kocziusko and Fuck You I’m Still Calling It The Tappan Zee Bridge. All new bridges apparently look the same.

Sharkbait

Fact.

Romonobyl

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Unsurprised

I don’t know. Katya Clover is also pretty much physically perfect.

For size

theeWeeBabySeamus

She is a lovely girl.
Did I ever tell you that one of my friends shoots her regularly?

Wait, let me rephrase that.

Unsurprised

Yes. Lucky guy. It’s not that DROYC guy, is it?

Unsurprised

You’ve met or known someone who shoots Caprice, too, no?

Unsurprised

Dope.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes.
Oooof.

Unsurprised

Does that work? Anyway, for size:

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King Hippo

David Shaw makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X.

Spur

Fine all watch BASE-ball

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Did Bradshaw just call him “Courtland Sucking”?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

TERRY BRADSHAW HAS SEEN MY SUNY THEMED PORN!?!?!

Senor Weaselo

Is Purchase the escort or the solicitor?

Spur

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I think she’d like me.
For at least an hour.

Romonobyl

I think she’s using my underwear as a bra. I see a familiar smudge.

Unsurprised

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

This reminds me, I’m almost out of milk

Spur

*Spur has PTSD flashback*

Romonobyl

They seem nice.

Gratliff

Jay Leno is on that shitfest Tim Allen show. Conan was right.

Mr. Ayo

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King Hippo

NAILED IT!!

Spur

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Romonobyl

Dumbass me was looking forward to this game tonight. It’s TNF…who was I tryin’ to kid?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Some of us haven’t watched Sunny yet, so it’d be great if you guys stfu.

Sharkbait

Sigh. Fine.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh, don’t worry about it.
It’s not like I listen to you assholes when you talk anyway.

Romonobyl

Han Solo dies.

Spur

that chick from the crying game was guy

Unsurprised

I mean boy was that chick hot.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

“Cardinals front office can’t like what they’re seeing right now”
It’s week 7 Buck. They’ve seen a LOT of it already. Pretty sure they’re used to it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Now we know why Steve Keim was getting blind drunk every afternoon.

blaxabbath

Bidwill is too busy being filthy rich and hanging out with alchohoic gang rape buddies.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I didn’t realize he was friends with Justice Kavanaugh.

Unsurprised

He is. Because of course he is.