I’m not gonna sugarcoat this. I’ve had a really bad week. From many different fronts.
Frankly, I’m pissed off at the world and just about everyone in it. And I’m not in the mood to talk about it.
So at the very least, you’re not gonna have to read my ramblings this week. You folks can count yourselves lucky there.
But a few very good men, whose names totally don’t rhyme with, BallsofSteelandFury, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly …. Well, I guess the best way to say it is that they talked me down and/or called me out on my bullshit, respectively.
Life has kinda stunk more often than not for me lately. There are reasons for that, but again I’m not in the mood to talk about it. Admittedly, some days, I don’t handle it as well as I might wish.
But when you have friends who care? Good people who genuinely care and who will expend their time because they’re concerned about you? Friends who are willing to tell you what you NEED to hear, instead of just what you WANT to hear? Even if it’s just by being honest with you and telling you you’re being an asshole when you’re being an asshole? You see where I’m going here?
That’s a pretty good deal. That’s tough to beat. I count myself lucky there. I’ll take it.
(thank you, gentlemen….sincerely)
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Drippy Drippy
Anywhoooooo….
FWIW, this week’s theme was Low Commander’s suggestion as well. And it was a good one. I think he must have seen this girl and… welllllll…..yeah….
Sexy Ice Cream is this week’s theme.
More on that in just a bit. For now, you’ll have to wait.
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At Least One Thing Went Well This Week
(aka your tWBS weed growing update for the week)
Would you lookit that little bastard right there? I’m quite proud of myself here. Those little squiggly white things at the top is a developing bud.
I can’t believe this plant recovered. It literally got too top heavy and fell over on its side. I thought the main stem was broken and that it was a goner. I then stole some of my mother’s knitting needles (please don’t tell her) and staked them down and used them to prop it up. And then it went batshit crazy the last coupla weeks as far as growth and flowering.
There are eight more buds (most out of frame) which are also flowering. For now, they’re all very small and nothing to brag about. But I might be able to harvest some and smoke it by Christmas.
Come on down that chimney, Santa. I got you covered up in here.
DUDE?????????
OK, well please don’t call the cops and report me or I’ll have to kill his jolly fat ass.
And yes, I’m still waiting on that Colecovision system I asked for from 1982, you damned lying prick.
(I could have saved sooooooo many quarters if Santa hadn’t screwed me over)
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This Week in DFO
I’m lazy this week so I’m not gonna do a full rundown. And besides, it’s no contest this week. Everyone did great work this week, don’t get me wrong. We have about the best team of writers I could ever imagine having.
(although sometimes our judgement is questionable….maybe)
However….
As usual, BeerGuyRob anchored many of the week’s open threads. But he also did this, and this, and this, and this, and this.
BeerCanBobby is Employee of the Week this week, far and away.
Plus, perhaps coincidentally, or perhaps not, he’s also now the newest co-owner of DFO, too!!!
And that’s a good thing. A really good thing.
Le’Veon Bell could not be reached for comment.
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Sports Which Will Melt Your Soul 2Nite
MLB Playoffs
- Dodgers @ Brewers (LAD up 3-2) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: FS1
(Also, an obligatory…..Fuck off, Boston)
NHL
- Wild @ Stars – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA
- Celtics @ Raptors – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Warriors @ Jazz – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Thunder @ Clippers – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Football
- Colorado State @ Boise State – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- Air Force @ UNLV – 10:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
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I Scream
Enjoy….
Ahem…
I will make no comment about this last photo. You may draw your own perverted conclusions however.
And I’ll be right back…
Dammit…I’ll be right back again. Maybe…
Oy vey.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
(something something two scoops something something)
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Well, I was enjoying my Friday, but stumbled across a series of videos someone made over the summer deep diving into Anthony Cumia’s plunge into the abyss, so I’m gonna make myself sad watching those. Internet’s always looking out for my best interests.
I really hate watching Kawhi Leonard play in a non-Spurs uniform.
Time for bourbon.
I was feeling kinda shitty earlier then Bourbon happened and now everthing is just great.
Since Moose is here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47vPOdUuSQY
Thanks.
If he’d called a couple more play action TE crossing routes to Seals-Jones….
Well he’d still probably be fired.
BUT I’D HAVE A SHOT TO END MY FOUR WEEK LOSING STREAK DAMMIT!!!!!
You know, except for that whole brokeded arm thing, which only turned out to be bruised anyway.
GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE AND GET ME SOME POINTS RICKY I DON’T CARE IF THE GAME IS OVER.
we scream because life is a hopeless void of suck
/at least Lesser Footy returns tomorry
//along with MANDATORY 14-hour NFL watch Sunday!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSZQL_aUarE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpmF0Oaufhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=HWgy-SIyEwQ
Told to me by a lady at work during training for her job: “Now go in and fuck my shit up.”
Now either I correctly took that as an innocent comment to go into her files and learn how to do her job or I missed one hell of an obvious signal.
Did you fuck her shit up?
AND THEN THERE WAS A BEAN ON THE END OF HIS DICK! A WHOLE BEAN!
Was she facing toward you, or away from you when she said this?
Oh shit. new BABYMETAL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPVx7IazcEw
Odd recipe for a Bloody Mary.
That’s an unacceptable waste of blood.
Just turned on the beisbol, I am very pleased. Beat LA.
We need to make sure they are dead.
Holy shit. I never really appreciated how cheesy and fake the mushroom cloud looks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQz91Cx0Ato
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Still does as far as I’m concerned.
True. I think only one person is regretting it.
She be aight.
Look, Radio. I’ve been loving Chris Jericho since he was listing off fake wrestling moves 22 years ago. You don’t have to brainworm Fozzy into my fucking head. I get it. He’s very popular, even if he is physically incapable of making natural hand movements in music videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KhM2QNdMLg
My question is……. what is in the god damn fridge?
BRB.
https://giphy.com/gifs/80s-emilio-estevez-harry-dean-stanton-lbRebdZvGC1Us
Seems somewhat relevant.
Actual topless. Shitty quality.
h
ttps://gfycat.com/OnlyOptimisticEstuarinecrocodile
It’s good to hear Joe Buck’s voice again.
Stella Maxwell?
One of my favorite episodes.
Charles Bronson was the male lead in that one.
Happy fucking Friday.
You bastard. Now I’m going to have to get ice cream tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxDcWvZCSRg
HEAD-BANG . . . HEAD-BANG
I wonder if US propaganda shills look as fucking laughably insincere when they’re speaking other languages as the Saudi ones do right now, cause holy shit it’s like 50 verified Saudi accounts just saying “Whoops. Guy hit a roller skate and went down some steps onto the family bone saw. Shit happens. Oh wells, at least we know the Saudi royal family is completely exonerated now.”
They already look plenty insincere speaking English.
Why, it’s a HEADBANGER’S BALL
As a teenager, this was the greatest photograph I ever saw, and as an adult it remains among the top 10. We can just pretend that the milk is actually melted ice cream.
h
ttps://media.tits-guru.com/images?uuid=fd987686-bfb8-4fad-bde8-e15703bba60d
I’ll allow it.
I remember this!!
Ah, yes. A 90s Playboy classic photo and model: Sung Hi Lee.
Funny thing. I managed to bring up the Playboy Calendar 1996 video (which actually features mostly girls from 1995) and, holy cow, what a collection in that video. Or maybe it just resonates with me for some reason (I’d already been well-acquainted with porn and Internet porn by then because I’m old as fuck), but still:
h
ttps://xhamster.com/videos/playboy-calendar-1996-9437641
This stuff is pretty sexy even without an attractive person attached.
The hell of it is, it’s a “store brand”.
I’m hard now.
Dude, Where’s My Car? is a highly enjoyable and underrated movie.
I will always remember it as the movie where Donkey Lips from “Salute Your Shorts” got an acting check in the year 2000
[disappointed at the lack of poopsicle pics]
-Some German fella
“Friday Night? MacGyver at 8! Hawaii Five-0 at 9! We’ve got the uh… ‘freshest boss’ lineup you’ve ever seen!”
-CBS
No 60 minutes?
The core audience tends to check out after 20…
God fucking damnit.
https://deadspin.com/report-los-angeles-will-be-saddled-with-the-chargers-f-1829854270/amp
I mean, this IS Dean Spanos we’re talking about here, but how is he this blitheringly stupid?
Brain: Wait, save it for the Bye Week Update.
Me: But I’m angry now!
Brain: You’re always angry.
Me: Ah, touche.
“I touche myself.”
-Crimean-based Divinyls cover band
No need to get upset. That just means someone will go bankrupt.
And it’s most likely the Chargers.
That warms my heart.
Ottawa getting killed by Hamilton tonight. The crowd shots of freezing bored fans are hilarious
Where’s Aaron Burr when you need him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0B5vbr7edY