It’s another one of those slogs but with each other’s support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the ball rolling along its merry way? Sure we will! TO THE GAMES!
Bills/Colts:
I can recall way back in 2018 when this was Nathan Peterman’s team. It didn’t last too long however. Shortly afterwards it became Josh Allen’s side. Alas, due to injury it became Peterman’s again. Now? In steps venerable, grizzled vet Derek Anderson. He’s had all of 15 or so days to memorize all the plays that fall short of their/his aim. They tell me he was once (and only the one time) a Pro-Bowler. It’ll likely not matter that much. The Colts D is like the Swiss Guard-more of a ceremonial unit trotted out on special occasions. They’re giving up more than 30 points a game these days.
Browns/Bucs:
With Carlos “The Jackal” Hyde traded away, it might be time for The Chubby Bubbster to assert himself in Cleveland’s offensive backfield. Both squads are looking to get their 3rd win of the season which will vault them into the oh-so-precious “.500 Zone”. The weirdo stat working against the home team is that Baker Mayfield is standing on the shoulders of the giants that came before him. The Bucs are 1-10 vs. rook qb’s since 2010.
Lions/Dolphins:
How are the Fins at 4-2? My best guess is a weaker-than-a-toddler schedule and a league-leading 11 interceptions that create more chances for the O than they legitimately deserve. Detroit is coming off a bye though and you know what they say when Matt Patricia has had two weeks to prepare for an opponent… They don’t say anything? Huh.
Panthers/Eagles:
My cherry-picked stat (it’s for you!) tells me that the Eagles, despite their troubles still have the #1 pass rush in this here league and they’re 17-3 in their last 20 at “Duck? That’s Not A Duck! Ow!” Field. You will anyway but you fine gentlemen should start your Ertz. Carolina has had some issues covering that spot.
Pats/Bears:
One of these 4-2 teams are not the same. Or are they? New England doesn’t have a road win this year. Gronk is out with a wonky spine. Mack (he has such teeth, dear) and his ankle are in. Done.
Texans/Jags:
Both teams have superior run D’s so don’t expect a helluva lot on the ground. I see plenty of stalled O’s and a game that has “12-10” final written all over it.
Vikes/Jets:
As mentioned in the previous thread, the super sexy weasely pick for those that are down and out receiver-wise is Deontay Burnett. He’s an undrafted slot wr that was Darnold’s fave at USC last year. That’s 86 catches, 1,100 yards and 9 TD’s worth of fave.
One o’clock EST beckons… We can do this!
I agreed to clean the gutters n my parents house tomorrow. I wonder if I was unknowingly hypnotized?
Play Down to the Level of the Browns!
Oh, Bears.
That’s My Draft Pick!
P*ts D hilarious ATM
And it paid off. #21 with the goal line stop (different one this time).
The Bucs easily could have run the ball one more time, potentially making for an easier kick. Why didn’t they? Because they are the Bucs.
The Patriots just punted from the opponent 33. Thirty-three.
THIS BROWNS TEAM, I CALL THEM SOCIALISTS BECAUSE THEY CONSTANTLY KEEP GIVING AWAY FREE EXTRA QUARTERS OF FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
More like CatanZERO!!!!!1!!!!
YEAH!! Caught the over in the Jet game. 2 legs down, five to go on WEEK 7 ANGER BET!!!
Damn, Vikes are Patsing the Jets
Fun Fact: There’s a 4 am bar in old town called Burton’s Place
37-5 Scorigami! Everyone finish your drink.
Don’t the Pats know how to deal with Bears? Make sure all your food is sealed, and if threatened, just try to look as big as possible
Also, LOL at the fact that I finally started the right QB and it’s Baker Mayfield with 20+ fantasy points
I sincerely hope the Browns end the day 2-3-2
There’s a new J. Peppers!
If you think about it, football pants are kind of like tights
oh what the actual fuck was all that
that run was a very smart playcall
Does anyone here claim home office deductions on their taxes? I’m doing some work from my home office now (real work) and am curious if it’s worth it.
apparently it gets you audited
It is, but the restrictions for it are probably more stringent than you think
Browns failed a 1 yard QB Sneak? I didn’t even know that was possible.
Oh, it’s not only possible, but NC State once did it on three straight plays at Ohio State.
“Think and Do!”
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Gotta admit, this is the latest I’ve stopped watching Bears football in several years. That’s improvement, I guess.
So, Josh Gordon’s 4 for 100 (so far) with Darth Belichik still uploading like 2/3rds of the route trees into his BrainPal9000 may mean that he good,rite?
He’s a thug.
OY, That’s RAYCESSSSSS (or factual.. no tv feed atm.. the Pats radio guys sure seem to believe he’s all fluffy kittens and unicorn farts)
HE SAT OUT FOR YEARS RATHER THAN STAND FOR THE FLAG!
He got it, y’all. PICKERCEPTION!!
That’s SO close
I won’t be overturned.
Fuck Fantasy Football.
I stand corrected.
Honestly thought he had control.
I think it was a classic case of the ground assisting in the catch type thing
Yep. It was one where I thought the call on the field would rule the day, however.
Ponce De Leons just fucked Florida
NAWT A CATCH
at least let Ertz score it
DERRRRRPPPPPPP
You still can’t spear with your helmet, ref!
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
So the North belongs to MIN?
well, it’s gotta belong to SOMEBODY
Philly D went from making me very happy most of the day, to making me very not happy for the last qtr.
What a bunch of assholes.
At least Wentz has to throw it and throw it big now.
Let’s roll, baby!!!!!!
MOTHERFUCKER I DON’T GET ANY POINTS FOR A FUCKING PASS INTERFERENCE PENALTY YOU FUCKING CAROLINA DB ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
OHSONOFABITCH.
/losing streak continues
//five weeks and counting
///hates everything
yeah, don’t guard James White, they’ll NEVER throw to him on 3rd and 2
Well fuck my ass
You probably don’t want to invite the entire Panthers team to do that
Can’t we just hold hands first and see where this goes?
“Whatever’s left!”
-Brett Kavanaugh
Hey, it’s Brisket!
Panthers making a solid effort to suck less
Fucking Funchess
Trubisky’s career over?
underthrown again
The Eagles might do this.
NAWT GREAT GUYS
Honey Badger appearance!
I’m going to venture out to watch Cowboys game. I hate putting on pants on the weekends.
Careful, you might get arrested.
Really want to know the charge
Misdemeanor curler theft.
CHOCOLATE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!
37 points with 13.5 minutes to go!
Time for a party.
I suspect the Browns are that sparkly poop.
RISE, Black Panthers!!
Danny Am….en….dola??
Yeah, I didn’t realize he was alive either!
Aw, Browns got a little Chubb going on
Do not like this strategy of dominate for 3.5 quarters then clock out
Seems popular this year
Okay, OKAY! I get the point.
Ew, her feet are gross
You can kill a joke faster than Ebola.
At least the joke bleeds out in spectacular fashion!
It would appear she is well practiced at her busker act in the park, which she remains in character by walking around in bare feet, the outfit, etc.