Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you like the colour “light blue”.
This also works if you like teams that are stuck in the middle
of the mediocrity zone that is a .500 record.
Both teams have a 3-4 record and ASPIRE to reach the magical .500 mark.
On the one hand, you have the Cowboys, led by a tin of canned ham
and on the other you have a duck that continuously ducks to avoid getting hurt
by big fat defensive linemen that are only stopped by what basically resembles this:
So, what i’m saying is, we have a wonderful game ahead of us.
At least the game is in Arlington, so the crowd shots should be pleasant to watch.
Did you know there is a Victoria’s Secret store in Jerry World? I can sadly report that the last time I was there they basically only sold PJs, sweats, stuff like that. No thongs with a big Star covering up the hoohah.
Missed opportunity, JJ!
Enjoy the game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=rMy0KPz8Vvo
I may like this version better than the original.
Before y’all go to sleep, all y’all need to read Wakezilla’s post. Genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=9dA6plQFKzY
Your mom’s delivery is here.
I’ve seen that……. somewhere…… before….. can’t quite place it……
It deserved an encore
In fact, Moose, I posted the giant bronze hand picture first. You should have posted the giant bronze dick picture after that. This is in accordance with the by-laws of this dick-joke and dick-picture website. I forgot what I was talking about.
The Kardashian Collection.
I believe that’s part of a gift from France to Thailand; Ladyboy Liberty
The vacation Rick Santorum never talks about.
NOT a drill – we get Dallas again full national next week (SNF @ Iggles), followed by Gigantes/Tomsulas on Monday. That will at least be charmingly awful.
Right around the Cowboys season ends, the Spurs should be getting their ploback from injuries.
This is a NETS HOUSE pal!
*Shameless Plug*
Want to know how the ’72 Miami Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team of the season loses? Find out how with my latest post on DFO!
By continuing to be old and suffering from chronic mental and physical conditions?
Same way Sean Penn finds entertainment: Two hookers and an eightball
eeeeeeet’s good!
/Yaro’s still ded
The game highlight was when Billy Kilmer threw a pass that hit the goal post crossbar, back when they were on the goal line. They moved them to the back of the end zone the following season.
Can Romo be a player/coach?
in the sense that it doesn’t violate the laws of time and space?
Damn it — we quotables’d a cowboys td gif with Gruden (WSH) that I kept meaning to add to an easily accessible library.