Your “Rooting For Another Tie” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

No, it’s not Father’s Day.  Not that kind of tie.

Back in week 2, these two NFC North “juggernauts” treated us to a 29-29 tie of futility.  Let’s hope for more of the same tonight, shall we?

To coin a phrase from the lovely and talented Scotchnaut….

….TO THE GAME!!!!!

Packers @ Vikings (-3.5, -175, o/u 48)

Time: 8:20pmEST – TV: NBC

The Vikes are favored at home, of course.  That’s understandable.  From a betting standpoint however, I wouldn’t touch this game.

After their very hilarious tie in week two, whichever club wins this one has a potential tiebreaker and still has a real shot at an NFC wildcard slot.  The loser should probably go ahead and play for draft position, and all which that implies.  Minnesota has won four of their last six.  Green Bay has lost four of their last six.  Neither has a shot in hell at catching the Bearistocrats.

Two NFC North rivals in prime position to battle for the final wild card spot (AthlonSports.com)

Instead, the battle between these two teams this week, highlighted on “Sunday Night Football” may be for the final NFC Wild Card spot. The Vikings currently have it, sitting at 5-4-1 but have one of the league’s most difficult schedules down the stretch. Games against the Patriots and Seahawks remain (both on the road) along with one more against the Bears.

The Packers, meanwhile, sit at 4-5-1 but their schedule gives them an opening. Games against the Cardinals, Falcons, Jets and Lions could leave them at no worse than 9-6-1 if they’re able to beat the Vikings on the road. Can Rodgers pull off some magic despite working with a depleted receiving corps?

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But Rodgers has also been streaky, hamstrung due to some hamstrings. That’s kept Randall Cobb out for five of the last seven games; another of Rodgers’ favorite targets, Geronimo Allison, is on injured reserve with a groin injury. Their absence has left the load to talented young receivers like Marquez Valdes-Scantling or Equanimeous St. Brown; but they play more like deep threats than possession receivers. Guys like Jimmy Graham (two catches the last two weeks, fractured thumb) have to step up for Rodgers to have the right options when it matters.

Cousins, meanwhile has more weapons, including the emergence of Adam Thielen into one of the game’s top five receivers. Thielen’s 131 yards against the Packers were his second-best effort of the season; his 85 receptions overall lead the NFL. Add in another 71 grabs by Stefon Diggs and the Vikings own two of the top six pass catchers in the league.

The problem is Cousins has a habit of stumbling over his own two feet. He’s thrown four interceptions the last three weeks, including two against the Bears’ top-tier defense. Only Russell Wilson has more fumbles this year than Cousins’ eight, leaving him constantly battling to overcome his own mistakes. It’s one thing to throw for 300 yards; it’s another to do it after giving your opponent a pick-six along the way. The Packers’ defense has hardly been intimidating, producing just 12 takeaways (tied for 20th in the league). But they picked off Cousins last time and another mistake Sunday night could be the game-changer.

Hell man, I dunno.  Packers are 0-fer on the road this season.  But gut still tells me to take the points and the cheesedicks in this one.  I guess we’ll find out together.

But I really do think it would be great to get another tie.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook

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litre_cola

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Spur

A lot of stuffing happens here

BC Dick

You should be watching grey cup. I’m ashamed, bro in law. What kind of winnioegger in Calgary wouldn’t want to see the stamps blow another title? A swine. That’s who.

litre_cola

I am flipping back and forth.

BC Dick

Not good enough. Rodgers is the worst son in the world. He deserves no attention. “Mahomes reminds me of a young me”. What a twat.

King Hippo

nice play by the black A.A. Ron!

Gratliff

Rodgers stopped, read the entire field, faked a scramble, ordered a pizza, and checked Tinder, and they still gave up 8 yards on that play

Brocky

Tinder

Dolph Ucker

That ball is touched down!

BC Dick

So Edmonton’s fake field is like ice. London’s hybrid field was shit, and Mexico’s couldn’t even get it started. Maybe just regular grass and fewer maroon five concerts in general? It’s only been the field of chiice for all of time up to 2005 and we should only be listening to Bruce Springsteen and bob seger in parking lots.

King Hippo

you had me at less Maroon Five

herodotus450

Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode” was released in 1958, yet in Back to the Future Marty travels back to only 1955 and performs the song, telling the audience that “[their] kids will love it.” Why do Robert Zemeckis and the pervert librul commies in Hollywierd encourage teen pregnancy? Discuss.

blaxabbath

That’s a weird lookin dude behind zimmer there.

Spur

Mister A-Aron Rodgers has great interior design choices.

JustStopDude

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I for one will always seize the chance to pamper my penis.

Gratliff

150 ml of water

JustStopDude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlLWmFpEouI

Life used to be so much more simpler…and radical…

Spur

Great bad movie.

rockingdog

bahahaha

Gratliff

Fuck. That’s where Yano Toru got his look from.
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blaxabbath

This dude calling in on the ARI postgame show just made the argument that you can judge a coach while he’s still in the job. Dumb enough, he followed up by saying it was like not being able to judge a President while in office.

Is this where these retards are seriously going? What a bunch of fucking morons.

Brick Meathook

Those clowns are such a bunch of clowns.

Petronel

Production team and I clearly on the same page. 🙂

herodotus450

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Col. Duke LaCross

I know I’m a week late, but fuck Harrison Smith with a rusty pitchfork.

King Hippo

he’s a Domer, so that goes without saying

King Hippo

yeah, if Cap’n Dinglerberry is your alternative, I’d sure as shit ride Dalvin Cook until his leg falls off again

Spur

Hit 4 aces with a kicker. Taking an Uber home tonight am on vacation all next week.

Just a great holiday weekend.

King Hippo

PRO TIP: If you think what you do changes the world? Rest assured it don’t.

Spur

HEB, Academy and Whataburger need to expand to the west coast.

Spur

Jimmy Graham asked Rodgers “how’s the family” in preseason. It explains so much

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I should root for the Packers to win this so the Bears open up a wider lead in the division but my cold black heart wants nothing more than a tie.

Brocky

So… is Rodgers ever gonna change his cadence from green 19?

Cuz he’s been saying that for at least 3 years

https://youtu.be/VJBW1_DxkrU

King Hippo

sheeeit, he’s more likely to go out and fuck a blonde at this point

Brick Meathook

Well I woke up in time to see the background skaters. That was pretty cool. I’ve never heard that chick’s name and I’ve forgotten it already but I recognize her voice. Okay, I love blizzard bowls but an ice bowl is almost as good. Let’s see this second half!

Gratliff

Kirk Cousins is cratering and I am absolutely hard for it.

Gratliff

Here! I meant here! …Also, yes.

King Hippo

SKOL!

Spur

You like that!?!

Wakezilla

Alesia Cara had a lot more hits than I realized and sounded good live. She looked adorable wearing her toque and parka jacket.

Bonus to her backup dancers breakdancing while wearing ice skates and not dying. That’s talent.

Solid halftime show, regardless of the league.

litre_cola

Completely agree. Those background skaters were impressive.

BC Dick

Real downside is it’s edmonton in November so instead of Beyoncé in fishnets it’s her in a down filled parka. It’s why Canadians have such vivid imaginations. Like that we matter.

JustStopDude

I would love to sit in the production room when they came up with the idea for Sunday Night Football opening segment when they show clips from every fucking team on the planet.

Is this to trick really stupid people to not notice the shitty match up until the 2nd quarter?

Like why show me potential lineups that would be so much more interesting?

litre_cola

The background dancers were just breakdancing on skates for the halftime show. Sweet jesus that is Canadian.

JustStopDude

The true wildcard of this game is Jordan Rodgers and how big of an ass he will make himself through the course of the game on twitter…

Wakezilla

I’m making a pot roast with garlic mashed potatoes and homemade stuffing and pairing it was a craft beer. I don’t know how the Grey Cup will end, but at least my stomach will be pleasantly full

Hey Litre, if you haven’t already,you should check out Tool Shed beer. Their blonde and Belgium IPA are delicious.

litre_cola

Yeah it is up in the NE isn’t it? Their blonde is superb.

Wakezilla

Yup. Just off Barlow

Redshirt

Come on someone, pick a tie! Go for the 10-1 sucker bet!

Wakezilla

The Grey Cup game has been very good and another reason why the Superb Owl should have games in cold climates. The elements can create chaos which can make things exciting

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Superb Snowy Owl

Redshirt

Same with natural turf in the rain. Without the mud, all we’re seeing is wet men manhandling each other. Now if that’s your cup of tea, that’s okay. But I’m not for that, not unless the cheerleaders can play a drive or two in the rain.

The Maestro

Course three. Fuck. I can’t move.

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blaxabbath

You big fat piece of shit.

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In Ditka’s case, it’s way too late.

ArmedandHammered

Is that a Fruit Loops covered doughnut?

The Maestro

Yup. And the one in behind is covered in Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

litre_cola

A la maison! No time left. Beauty.

The Maestro

Guhhhhhhh.

yeah right

Oh yeah, I bet the REDBLACKS on the money line.

Go Ottowa!

Brocky

I sometime fantasize about marrying a canadian woman just so I can enjoy two thanksgivings a year.

That and an easy path to citizenship for when the us eventually does go tits up.

Are there canadian mail order brides?

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I think you need to be the mail order husband for this plan to work.

Spur

Am going to the Bar to cheer against Rodgers. Call your mother!

Go Vikings.

Gratliff

As someone who had no moral dilemma cutting off both my parents, I always give him the benefit of the doubt. I used to have family try to guilt me back into the fold, and I waited out the storm long enough and they all came around to seeing it my way.

yeah right

There are few things more delicious on this planet than a well prepared pork roast.
Damn!

I’ll be seeing you all after the game. Going radio silent.

SKOL!

Gratliff

pre-emptive condolences on the back-breaking pick 6

yeah right

Yeah that fucker ain’t exactly my favorite player these days.

Spur

So Canada land does Thanksgiving and Superb Owl early. Whens New Years?

litre_cola

Most want the Grey Cup even earlier as last year was a blizzard bowl.

Col. Duke LaCross

And it was awesome! Doesn’t a championship game in a blizzard make it more Canadian?

The Maestro

It was fucking lit. So much fun. I had an absolute blast, even with the snow and howling wind.

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Say it with me everyone.

Tie. Tie. Tie. Tie.

Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie!

TIE! TIE! TIE! TIE!

Gratliff

GODDAMN IT GET BRETT FAVRE OFF MY TV

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How many inches is your TV?

Spur

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Spur

Why’s he wearing pants?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Or a hat, for that matter.

ArmedandHammered

Would you want you twig and berries hanging out while you fought a forest fire?

blaxabbath

Dude just phoned in to the Cardinals post-game and made a very good point: Todd Bowles DC was like the BEST third quarter adjuster I’ve seen. When the Jets can him, every team should be looking at him as a long-term DC.

Spur

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blaxabbath

“Maybe you. I mean, you say you don’t.”

-POTUS

litre_cola

The Coupe Grey is very good if you guys can get it in between games.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m watching it now. I really enjoy the Canadian broadcast and the pronunciation of the word “OUT”.

litre_cola

Bo levi Mitchell is an absolute pillar of this city. He does so much charity work it is difficult to not cheer for him.

ballsofsteelandfury

I can tell. He just gave Ottawa some charity there with that INT.

litre_cola

And they get it right back.

Spur

What’s that about?

litre_cola

CFL championship

Spur

Canadians not fighting on ice. I’ll watch that.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t know who to root for, so I’ll root for Ottawa since this song is so badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIawk-9PApw

Viva La Tabula Raza

They have a lot of adverts on the playing field.

Fronkenshteen

Does that thing come with chin nuts?

Spur
Gratliff

Fuck ol’ rapey

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I hope whatever happens tonight, AA-Ron puts Captain Bluebunny out to pasture.

Brocky

Havent heard that particular nickname before. Is that mccarthy?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Honestly, I don’t even remember who came up with that one.

ArmedandHammered

I think it was Shogun Named Marcus. Something about seeing the coach eat an entire half gallon while sitting in his car at the stadium parking lot

ArmedandHammered

Shogun hasn’t been on in awhile did he get banned or just disappear?

Brocky

He got kinda salty after so many jokes about Aaron’s sexuality In the first few weeks, made some personal attacks, which is one of the few rules on this site, and got told to knock it off, hasn’t been seen since.

As far as I know he’s not banned, hes welcome back whenever he wants.

Marcus, if you’re reading this, I ain’t got no grudge against ya.

The Maestro

Just had my second course in my Grey Cup meal. My god, I have had so much food today. I am probably sleeping on the couch once again. Not even mad.

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blaxabbath

Them spuds look rad.

The Maestro

Rib sauce on the potatoes. Can’t go wrong.

Brocky

As a bears fan, me and thanos also want the tie

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