I’m late to the party today so we should go straight… TO THE GAMES!
Jets/Bills:
I will get this game on the old TV. I will not celebrate that fact.
Panthers/Browns:
God, wouldn’t a Browns ambush go down smooth today?
Falcons/Packers:
Look for Mr. Rodgers to go nuts today. Now that he’s got McCarthy off his back I figure he’s going all HUAC over Atlanta.
Ravens/Chiefs:
Best tilt of the day? Best tilt of the day. I’m kinda curious to see how Mahomes (once again) handles the sort of sustained pressure the Ravens are capable of bringing.
Pats/Fins:
Oh look, it’s yet another boring New England W. Here’s hoping that Gore runs out of bounds on the Pats sideline and clocks Brady right in his smirkhole.
Saints/Bucs:
Drew Brees is going for the record of how many times announcers will say,”He’s 52 years old and five foot two! This was never supposed to happen.” Unlike the Bucs on again, off again starting qb, those guys never went to Harvard.
Giants/Potato Skins:
Not sure how to feel about this one. As much as I want the Giants to win, I’d like to see the Potato Skins push the Cowboys out of the division title. But then I’d be cheering for a Lil’ Danny Snyder team. Then there’s the fact that the Giants should be tanking at this point so that their draft position is enhanced. Maybe if everyone lost?
Colts/Texans:
Despite the teams involved, this one appears to be interesting. Both squadoos are rolling so we’ll find out what happens when an unremarkable entity meets a non-existent concept.
Two eggs over-easy and a side of tater tots if you’re cooking.
Unforced fumble on mahommey.
The ball just fell out of his hand. Incredible
What are you doing, Froggy, it’s not the playoffs yet!
“I CALL SOME OF THESE GAMES ‘ME’ BECAUSE THEY STARTED SLOW AND FINISHED REALLY FAST.”
That was some incredible derp dodging
OK, that was hilarious
FINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did they make the Fins them attempt a PAT? They may fumble the kneeldown.
I think after the Minneapolis Miracle hullabaloo they updated that so no?
That’s not right. If the score difference is two points of less, they should be forced to do a snap because technically they can mess up and the defense can score two points. If its three or less, than it shouldn’t happen because two points won’t matter.
I agree with you, but this is the NFL we’re talking about.
Just talked to my son, hoping he was with his Super-Patriot fan ex-roommate so I could ruthlessly mock him, but he wasn’t.
But he did tell me that, just seconds before, WEEI had run an ad for their postgame show saying “The Patriots get another win in Miami….”
Bahahaha! Curse of the Commentator actually works out!
Who had the first kc time out 80 seconds into OT.hahaha
The highlight was watching Gronk try to tackle someone.
I’ve seen more deer run with more grace after being shot.
The hook and ladder actually worked for once
The play that never works worked! BAHAHAHAH
Gronk not working on his backpedalling obvs
LOVE teh DRAKE!!!!!
Clowney just fucked away the game for the Texans
Holy shit Miami!
Oh my god fins
lol Lions-Cards here for the late game. Fuck you, FOX. Not even Lions fans want to watch this team.
Oh ffs fins. Pats Kryptonite strikes again
Haha pats
Gronk as deep safety, SO SMRT GUYS
Yo soy the safety.
HOLY SHIT MIAMI!!!
Phillip Rivers is giving the Bengals secondary the same look he gives his wife at least six weeks after childbirth.
he could have at least thrown on 2nd down, safe slant to Kelce. Then run clock down afterwards.
He’s gonna call a time out ten seconds into OT I assume
Nailed it.
Andy Reid af
GODDAMNIT ANDY
HA HA HA HA
OT MOFOS
HI ANDY
yeah, Hippo no likey one bit
/also, YOU READY for Hippo/Petronel Derby in Santa Clara in 60 seconds?? 😀
I don’t get to see it, but will be following it. 🙂
annnnnddddd Miami won’t get the ball back. Adam Gase eats shit.
c’mon Andy, play for the TD. Don’t make me look like an asshole.
Pray foar Hippo’s kneecaps!
I don’t have any moneys on this, purely a HATE THE P*TS thingy
The Inner Browns coming out in the Ravens.
u think tWBS gon drank?
He’s swimming in a wading pool of booze.
That sounds like a really fancy way of saying a bird pooped on your windshield
Factory of Sadness is having labor trouble.
oh, LAMAR!
Well shit…I coulda done THAT!!!!!
– J. Flacco
#ThePauls!!
How does KC still have two timeouts?
Hey, NY State of Health was slightly less nauseating the second time around! Hooray for Zoidberg! Because Dr. Zoidberg probably is my doctor now, right?
Andy Reid, PERFECT play call
Yep. I cursed loudly, but it was genius.
great googly moogly.
I like Balmer in OT setting, Chefs D has to be gassed
/still, Andy is absolutely my COY, shattering all his prior narrative
/also, y’all deserved that 4th down toss for the Rahim Moore bullshit
What happened?? Stupid Packers game being the only thing on
if Chefs get this in the end zone, they needs to go FOAR 2
While I feel bad for people drafted onto the Browns, they really are the team that the state of Ohio deserves
So what you’re saying is the Bengals suck at sucking?
They at least manage to be competent during the regular season
Sure as hell not this one.
Now that you mention it, I’m not sure I’ve actually seen them play this year
Their offensive line is worse, their linebacking corps is so bad that they should switch to a Quarter defense (4-0-7), and 16 players are on the IR.
Other than that…
Oof
Okay, the Browns AND the Bengals are the teams the state of Ohio deserves
The Bengals have a special ability to win 9 or 10 games but be objectively bad doing it
JESUS, he put it on a dime
give it to James white. come on patriots!
Holy merde, Mahomes-y!!
Fucking insane
WOW!
All our hopes rely on RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! now
Gotta go for it, Gase. You weak motherfucker.
/Karma rewards cowardice with a shank
Taters trying to make it respectable, my ESPN app says it’s 40-16 now!
When the entire second half is garbage time…
LOLfins know they need to burn the entire clock on this drive.