I’m late to the party today so we should go straight… TO THE GAMES!

Jets/Bills:

I will get this game on the old TV. I will not celebrate that fact.

Panthers/Browns:

God, wouldn’t a Browns ambush go down smooth today?

Falcons/Packers:

Look for Mr. Rodgers to go nuts today. Now that he’s got McCarthy off his back I figure he’s going all HUAC over Atlanta.

Ravens/Chiefs:

Best tilt of the day? Best tilt of the day. I’m kinda curious to see how Mahomes (once again) handles the sort of sustained pressure the Ravens are capable of bringing.

Pats/Fins:

Oh look, it’s yet another boring New England W. Here’s hoping that Gore runs out of bounds on the Pats sideline and clocks Brady right in his smirkhole.

Saints/Bucs:

Drew Brees is going for the record of how many times announcers will say,”He’s 52 years old and five foot two! This was never supposed to happen.” Unlike the Bucs on again, off again starting qb, those guys never went to Harvard.

Giants/Potato Skins:

Not sure how to feel about this one. As much as I want the Giants to win, I’d like to see the Potato Skins push the Cowboys out of the division title. But then I’d be cheering for a Lil’ Danny Snyder team. Then there’s the fact that the Giants should be tanking at this point so that their draft position is enhanced. Maybe if everyone lost?

Colts/Texans:

Despite the teams involved, this one appears to be interesting. Both squadoos are rolling so we’ll find out what happens when an unremarkable entity meets a non-existent concept.

Two eggs over-easy and a side of tater tots if you’re cooking.