More squadoos playing? You bet. TO THE GAMES!
Bengals/Chargers:
Cincy is likely to get stomped given that wr Green is done for the year and rb Mixon was limited in practice all week. On top of all that The Fecund One, Mr. P. Rivers, has placed yet another sperm bomb into Tiffany’s nether region. But perhaps this game catches the Bolts off guard, given the emotional win last week vs. Pitt and their upcoming battle with K.C.
Broncs/Niners:
The fellas that poor Nick Mullens had to lean on in the passing game go by the handles of Goodwin, Pettis and Kittles. That last guy is a tight end that has proved this year that he belongs but all I can think of is cat food when I read his name.
Eagles/Cowboys:
They came, they played, they caused people to boo uncontrollably. Philly’s running back trio of Adams, Clement and Smallwood have a collective average of 4.3 yards per carry so far this season. Each one brings a little something different to the game and it helps to keep opposing D’s a wee bit off balance. Though you wouldn’t call the Cowboys D a difference-maker they have played capably in that they’ve yet to give up 30 points in a game.
Steelers/Raiders:
Raiders have a mere 10 sacks so far this year so Ben should have all the time in the world for Brown and Smith-Schuster’s patterns to unfold. Quick! Name a player in the Raiders secondary. I thought so-if they did have someone of quality Gruden would have traded him by now.
Lions/Cards:
An inter-conference tilt that means nothing to no one.
Let’s get some soup!
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
That was a catch
Shit shitty shit shit shit….
Dakota Jesus delivers!
D.Carr pass short middle to S.Roberts to OAK 7 for -47 yards (Te.Edmunds).
Either that’s a typo from CBSSports dot com, or else Derp has transcended into physical form in Oakland.
Reducing the amount of material vulnerable to staining. smart
That reminds me, I’m out of Spray N’ Wash.
Sunset hearthands gf needs to be shoved off that cliff.
Double J needs to go remind these refs he knows where they all live and where the kids go to school.
Aw man. I forgot about this beauty.
https://www.si.com/nfl/2014/08/07/nfl-official-dean-blandino-jerry-jones-party-bus
Flag Goedert for not strapping on his helmet.
All kinds of parity calls against Dallas for the blown OPI penalty.
Dallas needs to strap his fucking helmet. C’mon, son.
Goedert, fix yo fucking helmet already!
Hey, you know what would be great? If they FUCKING REVERSED SHITTY CALLS AT THE TIME instead of trying to make horrible makeup calls
Only a matter of time before calls are eligible for review. Not a bad idea actually.
You know…is there a way we could slow this game down. Its like boom, boom, boom.
We need some more flags or something to slow it down…
How about a commercial break?
What the fuck is going on here
ERRBODY hates these fucking refs at this point
These guys are why NFL stadiums don’t sell anything in glass bottles anymore.
If they make me take the batteries out of my flashlight next game I go to, I blame these refs
a BLEERGH on every play!
Okay…that was a makeup call for the offensive PI right?
That is the only fucking thing that makes sense…
dueling bribes?
FUCK YOU, ROGER GOODELL
Dallas Cowboys have one more playoff win in the last 23 years than the Eagles have Super Bowl wins in the last year. Fuck you.
Fine now the BS calls are even.
This crew has been garbage since I turned the game on in the second half, and it doesn’t sound like they were any better in the first.
Hrm, put me down for a marge style disapproval on that one
This crew is fucking terrible.
Silly defender, you can only blow towards the QB…
ALL TEH MAKEUP CALLZ
WHAT???
done fuck this.
LOLZ
BLEE’RGH will not be denied
LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD FUCK YOU
Huh.
OPI. You can tell by Goedert’s reaction.
YEE HAW!
Upon further review, JJ has clearly bribed, threatened, or both, the officiating crew.
Remember Bill Bates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQkYA0CoMqQ
Bill Bates hit like a goddamn truck.
Gruden Grinder
Oh well! Too bad Dallas. But at least Dak ALMOST scored that fancy, looooong touchdown. He didn’t. Why flip the ball out to that boring RB who had nothing but open field in front of him, probably gets the first down, and chews 3 more minutes off the clock late in a one score game? It sure was EXCITING though. Better luck next time!
This aged well
Ban this man!
Don’t hate him because he wears chaps, which by definition are assless.
I was talking about you.
Bears and RAMMIIT thread is up?
I hate when Red Zone cuts to a highlight and pretends that it’s live like the entire internet hasn’t already responded to it
How is that not picked off?
/derm joke
Dak found out the Eagles have no corners.
Well, that didn’t take long. Bonus points for the “act like you’ve been there before” walk to the sideline after.
This Dak-to-Cooper thing today is going to make Cooper a very rich man, because JJ is going to back up the truck before the 4th quarter ends.
Never mind. RAIDERS NATION BLOOD CLOT SAYS COOOOOOOOOOP
crazily stupid throw by The Ben, but of course it works out
This game is going to end up 44 to 43, without going into overtime, because one team’s kicker misses another extra point.
COOPER!!!!!!!!!!!
Hrm.
The percentage of me that is totally ok with a tie here: 100
I’M MARILYN MANSON NOW. HARF HARF!
Mayhap Wentz got a head owie and is just throwing to big white guy he thinks is Ertz
That Dallas lineman biting on the draw was delicious