I love rail yards. Always have. I grew up near one and as a kid and I was fascinated by all the trains coming and going north, west, east and south-bringing, well, pretty much anything where it was needed. When my work offered me an opportunity to head to Omaha for a week I played it cool while my peers shook their heads ‘no’. “Yeah, I’ll go if no one else wants to”, I said as nonchalant as I could.
You see, the largest rail yard in the world is in North Platte, Nebraska and I had to go see it. Lotsa trains going about their business and maybe a few of the folks I like as well. Excellent hunting grounds.
I got into Omaha on Saturday morning, checked into my hotel, jumped into the rental and headed off to North Platte. I took my time because I wanted to look around as the sun was setting so I ate a club sandwich with a beer. I chose the long thin filet knife because I liked the feel of it my hand. It’s probably the smallest one I own but its definitely the sharpest.
It took some time and a little bit of hide and seek with some rail workers before I spotted a small fire in the far northwestern end of the yard. I could barely make out the figure of a man sitting up against a tree working away at something in his hands.
“Hey.”
“Hey.”
Turned out this guy was whittling a piece of wood with an old but big Bowie knife. “Nice knife.” “Yeah, it comes in handy sometimes.”
Sitting there in overalls and a sweat shirt, you could tell the fella was big. His hands seemed to be the size of a Grizzly bear’s paws and they didn’t have the usual shake I’ve come to recognize from his kind.
“You want somethin’?”
“Just taking a look around.”
“Well, I don’t much like people. Just cause trouble is all.”
He looked up at me and something like a penny dropped. You could see it in his expression. I was sizing him up, he realized. In a languid fashion he rose to his feet. He was at least 3 inches taller and forty pounds heavier than I was and most of that weight was in the form of muscle.
We must have looked each other in the eye for a minute, maybe more. I thought about my chances. I realized he wasn’t looking away. He held that old knife in his paw and was turning it round slowly in his palm.
“I’m sure you gotta get goin'”, he said evenly.
“It’s late”, I responded.
I took two or three steps back while looking at him and then walked back toward my rental. I could feel the sweat falling down the center of my back. My forearms were covered in goosebumps. I wasn’t scared. I don’t know what I was. Having gotten into the car I tried to pull disparate thoughts together…
I was 10 minutes outside Omaha and I pulled over to the shoulder and started slamming the steering wheel. That fucker! I didn’t know him at all but he knew me. What I was. Probably what I’ve done. He just knew. And he was ready. Never happened before and it’s never happened since. I guess there’s a first time for anything.
Fucker.
Colts/Titans:
If Eli likes little horsies then I’m going to go ahead and like them too!
No need to stand at attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rza7ztl2Fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVhFWcCrbQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0bdLdTJdKI
http://2dopeboyz.com/2014/02/15/haley-jade/
Open Head Coaching Jobs:
CLEVELAND BROWNS
NEW YORK JETS
GREEN BAY PACKERS
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
I’m assuming Gregg Williams will keep the Cleveland job which, ironically, is the most appealing. Besides getting your big break, why would anyone want to coach the others?
Tampa’s gonna be a complete rebuild. They don’t have much worth salvaging beyond Evans and Howard to build around. There’s little chance they’re gonna re-sign Winston and the defense is fucking horrendous. The Jets at least have a young qb to build around, and a couple solid receivers to go along with a lot of cap room. It feels weird to not be shitting on Cleveland.
A toast. Indy and the over.
Cheers!
Nice hit.
So does anyone think Andrew Luck did some soul searching over the last couple years? Tonight’s broadcast wasn’t really clear about that point.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
On the train.
…and the train was never seen again. But some say if you listen close, on a quiet, still night, you can hear the sound of an engine: Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga slurp…
Is that train facing the colts Saturday afternoon?
It’s a type of train!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM
/Kicks door open, hard
How the fuck ya doin’, boys? ‘Member me, cocksuckers?
Dude! Nice to see ya around these parts again!
Hola Balls. Yeah, I started back to school this last year and it eats up all of my down time that I used to spend on here. Back to school when you’re pushing 40 is kind of an asskicker. Everything the same around here?
Pretty much. Glad to have you back! Good luck in school!
Thanks man. Have I missed the biannual Sill eruption?
Damn, have you been gone that long? Sill’s been banned. No more eruptions.
Thought maybe he’d found a way around it. I seem to remember him starting shit off of here as well.
Yeah, he tried. As you say, biannual. We finally made a decision to ban and never look back. It’s worked out pretty good.
Yeah, his derailments weren’t really the fun kind of trainwrecks to watch. It’s more like the type where the train lands on a bunch of orphan puppies, but all the people live.
‘Bout time you showed up again.
Gonna be down your way next week. Email me.
Shit, ok man. If you happen to be around Friday, I’ve actually got my first booked gig in damn near 20 years. It’s a fucking Eagles club, but whatever.
I most certainly will be.
Email me the details and we’ll see if we can get it done.
My time will not be my own completely, and I’m not sure of the traveling time/distance. But we’ll try.
Will be in Sarasota, btw.
My 2019 resolution?
Finish fantasy gods from 2017 lol
What? There’s a train back there. I think.
Am I now rooting for the Ravens to beat the Clippers?
You bet your ass!
Who has a better chance of beating the Pats and KC?
I honestly think the Ravens do.
Let’s all remember the real MVP over the last few weeks
http://www.espn.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
So that concludes the regular NFL season. What did we learn?
Absolutely nothing! The DFO way!
That Aaron Rodgers is not the demigod all packers fans think he is?
I truly believe he was hurt all year and only played so the Packers would fire McCarthy.
Lucy Hale should be in more stuff.
I should be in more Lucy Hale
I was thinking the same thing.
And now we’ve figured out the “running train” joke.
PSYCH!!!!!!!
Is that an “8” or a “6”?
Can’t tell, can ya?
it’s a 6
I’m curious about the shoe fetish going on in these pics
The top is an 8, the bottom is a 6.
Sorry honey, I forgot my knife to cut you loose. And you look too heavy to carry.
But best of luck.
Gotta be mormon right?
One more drink. one more drink
Who’s off next two days?
All of us!
I’m working remote. So I’ll be day drinking and moving the mouse occasionally so it looks like I’m active.
All of us around here pretty “off” every day of our lives.
Are you new here?
I’m playing tomorrow, so not me.
We just came back from break. There will be another after the next play that’s run. This is asinine.
Its jarring seeing Macaulay Culkin as a grown up but with normal hair and not long hobo hair.
I know right?
It’s like hey, do something funny!
If Tennessee doesn’t want to win, just forfeit so we can go to sleep.
This is the time on Sprockets when Spur starts mixing it up
Just don’t touch his monkey.
you didnt see the last page?
Awwwww, BLEERGH is trying to say He will miss us.
BLEERGH DEMANDS MOAR FLAGS!
Its always a good sign when the quarterback turns his back completely from the line of scrimmage and run backwards.
That’s a pretty nice caboose.
Part of me is waiting for JuJu Smith-Schuster to sneak onto the field in a Titans jersey and pray no one notices.
Does Litre get stuck with backdoor push?
Did he pay extra for that?
That’s a Bingo!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haJLOvOwvkI
This is tWBS not making the obvious joke.
I like to imagine that the actor who plays the Chevy guy is actively shunned in his local community.
Him and the fucking Verizon guy.
He’s probably roommates with the Verizon douche.
Is it 2019 yet?
Aw. No tie?
As I told Seamus last night, dude, we can’t even be bothered to put on pants
I swear when Luck runs with the ball, he looks like he is trying to get a career ending injury.
2 more minutes off the clock is probably worth trading 7 for 3 now