I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.
You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)
I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.
Oh right-the game
Seattle/Dallas:
Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.
Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.
Fuck! That was a catch
Awuzie is garbage.
Good lord. What a terrible call. And I’m rooting for Dallas.
WOW, Baldwin
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
BALDWIN!!!!
found a funny:
[school of fish]
teacher: we need volunteers for debate club
student: no way, my cousin never returned after taking debate
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fof40yqaW1U
Dad?
My promise to you all is that if Goodell surprises me at my house you will never see him again.
handoff, handoff, handoff, punt?
Solid formula for success
Brilliant.
Kick the field goal!
“Spontaneous’ Super Bowl ticket giveaway? Really?
How much did Goodell shakedown the Cowboys fan down for?
Seabass officially out
man I could really go for a chuuro right now….
You know what? I’m gonna complain about the lag. I got a $5 Amazon credit earlier today from them fucking up my Prime renewal, I may possibly be on some sort of thing resembling a roll
This might be game here.
A screen pass on 3rd and 9 from the 4? OUTSTANDING!
What if schottenheimer is calling plays for BOTH teams?!?
No one mentions the plus side of living somewhere with a large homeless population. I never have to worry about sorting my recyclables! If I toss them at the gas station, there’s an older asian woman who takes them. If I toss them at my apartment, it’s a bearded dude in an old Hyundai. I won’t give up single use plastic dammit, I’m helping.
Put an old mattress in an alley in Los Angeles and it will be gone in an hour.
My buddy got rid of half his living room in a half hour.
So much easier than going to Goodwill!
I was driving past a Goodwill today and I saw an old lady delivering three surfboards. All I could do was utter a silent Nooooooooooo
BTW, in Chicago people just take the springs for the metal, then set fire to the rest, there’s a lot of alley arson
Can’t keep up Spur, with Decilitre, booze, weed, triad gang war, GAMBLOR etc. Can;t come up with Jimmy Graham once played in Seattle, he played basketball.
uggggg soooooo close to a safety
I trust that DAK is going to make a bad throw sooner rather than later.
I’m looking forward to the inevitable costly fumble.
Capt. Andrew Luck
@CaptAndrewLuck
3h3 hours ago
My time away from home shall be extended. The unit was victorious over the Texan men. Stupendous! It was a hard fought battle, but our lines held strong. I am so thrilled, my pen trembles as I write. My sidearm and resolve are true. I love you.
— Andrew
litre passed out?
Decilitre probably said, “This game is bullshit. FEED ME!”
She seems serious.
You’re gonna dehydrate tWBS if you keep this up.
Just hurt the Seattle punter it’s for the best.
Teams are getting better and better at keeping punts out of the endzone.
Only took them 98 years!
“That’s our job!”
-Trojan
“Oh, Punts,”
She reminds me of Emma Stone, who I saw in a photo earlier today was a head taller than Kristen Bell as they stood next to each other.
Are you making a joke or did i just miss the obvious?
….and some say WCS’s erection grew three sizes that day.
Here’s an iPhone photo of the 4×5″ ground glass of a 1951 Speed Graphic with a 1943 Kodak Aero Ektar 7 ½” reconnaissance barrel lens that opens to f/2.5 and has a depth of field of about a half-inch and has an outrageous bokeh. Top photo I took 20 minutes ago. I got the Sandy Koufax bobblehead on the eponymous night at Dodger Stadium and Rockabilly Skull belonged to my late brother. Lower photo of Xmas light I took last year, also with an iPhone. Bottom photo is Xmas lights shoot.
…….showoff
Wait till you see the dick pics. I think I once promised to write a post about that.
Notice that all the photos were taken with my phone.
Yes, you did. We’re still waiting…
Well I guess I’ll have to do it. I’ll propose it on Slack.
F? Stop!
Dak’s going bald.
Well now we have two things in common, because I can also bounce the ball 3′ in front of an open receiver.
Jeff Heath missed a tackle? The hell you say!
It’s his dad’s fault.
A Penny for a first down?
herodotus450
Suzy Kolber vs. Erin Andrews is like the Beatles vs. Elvis of our time.
In that whenever one gets mentioned, I say , “man’ FUCK *insert name* to annoy my friends?
Its elvis BTW. Man, Fuck Elvis
Wait, is it Suzy or Erin who likes teenage virgins?
Who knows?
Just,
man,
fuck elvis
Without Elvis thered be no Bubba HoTep tho
So you’re a Suzy guy then?
Hear me our…GMC commercial with the Budweiser Frogs
I hope that the guys that wrote “Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)” didn’t get fucked over on royalties and died as millionaires.
2-2!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nHf_hLx1U
Skylab didn’t fall to Earth as fast as the Cowboys’ O-line has.
I’m kinda sad I live in the suburbs. I’ve done some pretty awesome stuff by getting drunk and meeting random ass people, and how will that happen if I just drink alone at home? I was reminded because of that boxing commercial, a couple years ago I went to a Golden Gloves event in the Chicago suburbs with a lesbian lawyer I knew, but that’s never going to happen now
I think I speak for all of DFO when I say I feel personally attacked.
Plus, i’m pretty sure there are lesbian lawyers in the Bay Area.
They don’t call it the Les-Bay-in Area for nothing.
That’s not the important bit of the story, but still probably single digits or less in Fremont. Although there’s some good random shit potential here, but it’s more of the ‘old dude who sells used appliances and has been growing weed in national forest since 1973’ sort of thing
Fuck GMC. That is all.
still don’t know why they exist. just a chevy badge away…
Alright. Run, run, pass? Sound good schottenheimer?
Hmm, too much passing there.
GO FISHCATCHERS!
/so this is what it’s like being awake after 10pm…
Joe Buck just said that a guy with 91 yards in the first half has been “bottled up”
He, Joe Buck, noted drinker of beers during a broadcast, was probably talking about hte zero drinks Zeke had.
DAT ASS
Seattle University is Jesuit like Gonzaga.
Oh good, Joe Buck doing boxing promos.
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
from tweet
WOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nHf_hLx1U
How many Hughes’ are on the US team?
2 brothers.
FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL! THAT TRUCK KILLS ORPHANS!
This wouldn’t have needed to be an impressive catch if Wilson were better.
if the Cowboys were to hurt the Seattle Punter then what? Asking for a friend.
Is Chad Johnson in the building?
Griffin can use… I can’t. Sorry.
Seattle is the main hub for Alaska Airlines, but not in Alaska.
Cripes, again?!
2-0 Finland. Not looking good for the US.
a schottenheimer being stubborn on running the ball?
NEVER
Ok, I missed the entire second quarter and couldn’t hear all of that. What happened with Seattle’s kicker?
His moon is over his busted hammie