NFL News:
- Since he’s not on any rosters, I’d like to see Goodell fine him: Jerry Rice says the 49ers should try to land Antonio Brown.
- The main trading block would be a $21 million cap hit the Steelers would have to absorb – and the Niners would have to help soften.
- Both the NFL & NFLPA have asserted, in writing, that Eric Reid was not unfairly targeted by the drug testing protocol.
- They provided him a private, confidential copy of the league’s computer-generated testing algorithm, along with evidence of other players tested multiple times during the season.
- It’s being alleged that Reid inflated his test count to garner sympathy.
- The comments are what you’ve come to expect from Twitter.
According to one source familiar with the report delivered to the NFL and NFLPA on Eric Reid's drug testing, that report says that Reid was not tested as many times as Reid asserted publicly.
— MarkMaske (@MarkMaske) January 9, 2019
- The Hall of Fame has decided against an attendance requirement for enshrinement.
- This was proposed after Terrell Owens skipped the ceremony for his own self-serving ceremony at UT-Chattanooga.
- Peter King will be fine with it, because it means his beloved Darren Sharper may still qualify despite being currently unable to attend for another 14-16 years.
- The Cardinals will get a sixth-round compensatory pick from the Bucs as compensation for Bruce Arians becoming their new coach.
- It’s the result of Arians retiring in 2017 with one-year plus an option left on his contract, meaning he possibly could have been Arizona’s coach in 2019, thus the required remedy.
- Plus, he’s decided to rebuild the Bucs offense around Jameis Winston, and brought in Todd Bowles to help shore up the defence.
- John Elway – pictured (right) speaking to Broncos owner Pat Bowlen – has agreed to terms with Vic Fangio to become the new Head Coach, and with Gary Kubiak to become the new OC.
- Fangio will focus on hiring a defense staff that can work with Von Miller, because he’d already used the monkey paw on Khalil Mack & doesn’t know how many wishes it has left.
- The Browns have indeed gone with Freddie Kitchens as their new head coach.
- They’ve also parted ways with DC & interim head coach Gregg Williams.
Finally, on a serious note, Brandon Mebane’s infant daughter Makenna passed away last Thursday.
- She was born with trisomy 13, also known as Patau syndrome, a rare condition in which some or all of the cells of the body contain extra genetic material from chromosome 13.
- Trisomy 13 occurs in about 1 in 16,000 newborns. Although women of any age can have a child with trisomy 13, the chance of having a child with this condition increases as a woman gets older.
- The extra genetic material disrupts normal development, causing multiple and complex organ defects – in this case, causing her to be born missing a heart valve & bleeding into her stomach.
- It’s not normally an inherited condition, but occurs due to random errors in cell division during gestation, causing a cell to acquire an extra copy of chromosome-13.
- He missed four games this season to be with his family while Makenna was treated for the heart defect, and the wild-card game to mourn her passing.
- Over 90% of children born with the condition don’t make it past their first year.
- He stated that he will be playing against the Patriots on Sunday.
Tonight’s sports:
- Hockey:
- NHL:
- Predators at Blackhawks – 8:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- AHL:
- Utica Comets (Canucks) at Toronto Marlies (Leafs) – 7:00PM | TSN2
- NHL:
- NBA:
- Pacers at Celtics – 7:00PM | TSN4
- Bucks at Rockets – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- Pistons at Lakers – 10:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- Georgetown at Xavier – 6:30PM | FS1
- Auburn at Mississippi – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- West By-God Virginia at Kansas State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Butler at Seton Hall – 8:30PM | FS1
- TCU at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Virginia at Boston College – 9:00PM | ESPNU
We had school visitors today, so I couldn’t get much completed on the post save for basic details. SORRY!
Wooo! Almost done my first assignment for my 2nd year Human Geography class that stupid U of Calgary is making me do.
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aKx3bzj_460sv.mp4
Finished watching Narcos: Mexico. It was a solid season. At least in terms of storytelling, Miguel Angel Felix Gallardo was the true protagonist of the show who was done dirty. The DEA wasn’t likeable and they sure as shit are going to be unbearable next season.
Perhaps the biggest disappointment is, I just finished watching this season, which was released several months ago and there are hardly any Isabella Bautista gifs to be seen. Da fuq is wrong with gif makers?
Sorry. I never watched Narcos.
…What the hell is flakka?
All that’s left after Waka leaves the group?
Deep cut.
Break into jail.
LOL
I don’t know, but it REALLY makes you miss your friends.
“Yes, and?” -Ray Billings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsgqllvbT28
Hey, just simple mower and my figurative keyboard, no fancy crap.
The sound makes it better. https://giant.gfycat.com/CleanWindyIndianrockpython.mp4
Did any of us think the Jets would make good choices?
Hey, it would read “douchebag” if it were a BMW.
If you can write that with an ice cream cone (melting) I will buy you a modest hat.
He should’ve smeared the rest of it over the door handles.
Channel? Nice.
I guess he’s now Smol Daddy Drew.
Jesus, he’s been there for five weeks?
Meeting Peter King nearly killed him.
BIG MAYO can get his weight back.
Lots of people recommending an all-smoker diet to regain mass.
Lakers game broadcast just showed Charlize Theron sitting in the front row.
Man, that is one ugly-ass broad.
Yeah, what a cow.
Right??? I wouldn’t even have sex with her unless she somehow indicated she’d have sex with me.
That reminds me. I was going to make gifs of her and Teri Hatcher in her prime wrestling from Two Days In The Valley, but … eh.
FYI, this is of her after the game:
So Giannis apparently hit Harden in the face with an attempted pass. I saw someone post it and nearly had hot tea go through my nose.
To be fair, I support dwarf tossing.
Remember to lift with your legs.
Just sorting through old news stories.
Best, nay, ONLY reaction to getting a gun pulled on you.
Yes, without the poop
No, no, no…the poop is the piece de resistance, the “poop de grace” if you will.
“PREACH!”
-Najeh Trenadious Monté Davenport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk7MXWQOAM
I do enjoy some Jim Jefferies
Ditto.
I also miss Carlin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Zad39QXL4
Wish I could have seen him. I have seen Jim twice though.
Absolutely.
Then…
R.I.P KSK
At least its death led to this website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVBYRw60m8
I hate Dallas, but the loss wasn’t all bad.
President Johnson, too soon man. Not cool.
Pete KNOWS it wasn’t a single gunman.
Pete was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Rebuttal
https://giant.gfycat.com/DenseWhichAbyssiniangroundhornbill.mp4
That was the point.
I just wanted to link the video SINCE NO ONE ELSE DID, BOOZEGUYDICK
Hey – I spent a good portion of two and a half minutes researching talking horse gifs. I can’t remember to do everything.
When I returned from traveling, I noticed my best weed plant was dying. Not surprising, really.
But I harvested the buds that were on it last night. I plan to be high as hell later tonight.
I buy my pot at Walgreens now.
Walgreens here don’t even sell cigarettes anymore.
It wasn’t me.
That time.
thats so cool! walgreens is the best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_YodiJO6k
jamin
Mr. Ed was a dick. I hope he’s glue now.
I need sleep. Badly.
How’s everyone doing tonight?
Drinking wine, high as a kite in Northern Alberta.
Showoff.
IT IS -33C!!!!!
C cups? That’s my bread and butter!!!!!
I have the sniffles.
Me too.
Sipping rye, looking at cookbooks and trying to decide what to make for dinner tomorrow. Brother in law is coming over
AT&T Park in San Francisco (the based-ball stadium) is now known as Oracle Park.
Gonna go find out what the future holds, brb.
last funny:
ME: Alexa, could Han Solo beat up Captain Kirk?
ALEXA: NERD ALERT
ME: what
ALEXA: you heard me nerd
ME: what
ALEXA: playing They Might Be Giants from Spotify
+18 Apollos
Dammit, both of them is ded. Not right.
found a funny:
“wats up loosers”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btriibq9WNM
Wow. Assuming this is serious, its almost like he’s how I would’ve turned out had traumatic bullying didn’t force an adapted personality change in middle school.
I never thought I would say this but thank you to all the bullies who made fun of how I dressed, talked and acted. Its because of you that I am the person I am today.
Moose, I have to give you credit. You always have a endless supply of GIFs at the ready.
It is amazing.
[daydreams about an endless supply of Jif, supplemented by marshmallow fluff] – Eli Manning
So, I’ve now seen an ad for something called Peyronies disease. “Peyronie’s (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is the development of fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections.” Didn’t that intern say that Bill Clinton had a curved dick?
Guess it’s better than having a corkscrew cock with a left hand thread.
Well, at least my Bengals patience with choosing their next head coach is going to ensure they get the Cream of the Crap.
[drums fingers together with an evil grin] – Hue Jackson
Hue’s playbook is two sizes too small, it all makes sense now!
I’d mister her bean.
Adam Gase to the Jets. I haven’t seen an organization fuck up what should be a slam dunk so easily since the Democrats last night.
Agreed. What was that last night? We all knew Orangekammvorwärtsfuhrer probably wasn’t going to not convert on 4th Down, though it was a decent try, but how could the Dems fumble the first snap after? How could they do a National Speech and not include the words “autocratic” and “McConnell”?
They’re they Washington Generals of politics.
Watching college hoops, a Raycom broadcast.
ColoUr commentator “They really love this guy”
That is stupid. They gave him a scholarship, car, degree for free. Would they give all this to someone that they think is bad? No. Stop this announcers. It is like someone gets killed, “great person, loved by everyone”.
Fuck you, like someone is going to say “That guy was an asshat and owed me 30 bucks for some blow we split but I ain’t gunna get that now am I? He was an asshole who didn’t pay his debts.”
Know what else I have a problem with? Jason Witten’s tailor. Why are his suits so short? Tight, sure he is stacked, but fucking hell his suit sleeves are too short, and he looks stupid.
They all wear suits two sizes too small, it’s the hipster style now.
Also, brown shoes with a blue suit is tacky, always has been, always will be.
Brown shoes with a slate gray suit is excellent, blue is too much.
OTOH, according to shoulda-been-poet-laureate Frank Zappa, brown shoes don’t make it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH3HsZHe_AI
I LOVE MY BROWN DOC MARTENS!
– Todd Marinovich, when asked by his, um, business associate “Doc Martens” if he feels like springing for the China white
Agreed; he looks like a 16 year old that got his suit a couple of years ago.
“I’d like to meet his tailor.” – Warren Zevon, referring to Rob Ryan’s fashion sensibility
This is an excellent musical reference.
That’s the name of the game. Always be nice. It even works in politics posthumously (with a few exceptions):
Any Very Liberal Democrat Politician about their opinion about George H.W. Bush on November 29, 2018:
“He is a terrible person. Untrustworthy. Elitist. Didn’t care about the people. Rode the coattails of someone else. Only won because he did a negative campaign against a good, honest American. A fine example of a Republican and a worthy contribution to the Bush family legacy.”
Any Very Liberal Democrat Politician about their opinion about George H.W. Bush on December 1, 2018:
“He was a good public servant. Honorable. Served his nation well. A family man. A proud husband and father. Promoted public service before, during and after his Presidency. A fine example of a Republican and a worthy contribution to the Bush family legacy.”
Bullshit.
To be totally honest, a 21 dollar cap hit doesn’t seem that bad.
You can get a used Billdo for that.
Better be a pretty good cap though, fitted at least.
I would pay 21 dollars for an old team branded painters cap.
I know I sound like a very old man, but have you seen hat prices these days? A fitted cap goes for $40+.
The league ones do; you gotta pay which ever commissioner.
Dhgate.com
Yeah, I fixed it. Oops.
Damn it.
Minus 33 degrees Celsius here today boys. Sunlight from 9 am til 4pm. All the jacked up trucks you could handle, with an side order of camo and Polaris jackets.
Warm, no snow here…… fire danger in fucking January.
This town had a ridiculous fire in 2016 that almost took the whole place out. I would like to go and see the rebuild but it is dark when I am not working.
Yeah, the whole countryside around there too, right?
Yeah, then the next area is an oil and gas hellscape. Can’t drive up there.
You in Fort Mac?
Yessir! I leave tomorrow. Wood Buffalo Brewing has an amazing stout so they have that going for them.
It’s cold out there campers.
/stay warm
That’s how Belichick gets the moms.
BULLESYE!
It’s going to take more than the whole Kitchens’ sink to turn the Browns into a winner
/shows self out
I don’t understand this “news” about R. Kelly. Dave Chappelle knew about he was a perv 15 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8&ab_channel=ComedyCentral
I have a quick question: if Nike sponsors a video about how child labour is wrong, but the makers of the film cannot pose a solution to stop child labour because it would have to place blame on Nike, what is this called? .
It’s like a conflict of interest, but not.
What’s the word Wakezilla is looking for?
Cynical?
Bullshit?
A moral hazard.
Kaepernick!
Felching.
The porn site?
There are porn sites????
#momfelching.com
Lip, as in service
Capitalism?