NFL News:
- And now it begins in the mainstream:
- Bruce Arians called Antonio Brown a “diva”.
- Florio is weighing options over at PFT.
- AB dragged Emmanuel Sanders into the mix.
- Art Rooney II says no one’s asked about a trade yet, and has feelings on AB’s Week 17 effort.
Art Rooney said Antonio Brown received his final check despite basically quitting on the team. "He probably did what he needed to do to avoid his last check being voided."
— Ed Bouchette (@EdBouchette) January 16, 2019
Clearly they feel indifferent about me seeing all these reports the big interview coming! watching my teammates, fans and organization show me how they really feel! Stay Woke https://t.co/CSHNsVI74Q
— AB (@AB84) January 16, 2019
- Oft-injured Cowboys linebacker Sean Lee is saying he’ll be back in 2019.
- The 10-year veteran has one year left on his contract at $7.0 million.
- He’s played 10 years, but stats indicate he’s really “played” eight years.
- JJ Watt laughs at his endurance.
- Not done SHOCKING the world with their hiring decisions, the Jets appear to be signing Gregg Williams as their new DC.
- Williams became available when he wasn’t re-hired by the Browns, despite a 5-3 record after replacing Hue Jackson at midseason.
- Why, it’s almost as if he has some sort of reputation for difficulty or something…
- Williams became available when he wasn’t re-hired by the Browns, despite a 5-3 record after replacing Hue Jackson at midseason.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Avs at Sens – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Bruins at Flyers – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Sabres at Flames – 9:30PM | Sportsnet1
- Sharks at Coyotes – 10:00PM | NBCSN
- NBA:
- Raptors at Celtics – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Pelicans at Warriors – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- NCAA:
- Auburn at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Kansas State at Oklahoma – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Butler at DePaul – 8:30PM | FS1
- Iowa State at Texas Tech – 9:00PM | ESPNU
If there isn’t a picture at the top, or this phrasing is still here, it means that work got in the way of making a quality post for tonight. I know what you’re thinking – WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?!
Holy SHIT!
This is what drugs do to us:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF2ZOBG0_N8
Hey fellas I just did a huge bong hit. I don’t smoke the legal California weed very often, but I just did. It comes in a glass jar from the pot shop down the street. They have the Cheech and Chong “fiberweed” van from Up In Smoke parked out front :
I just tried to make a dentist appointment online. Hopefully someone can use a PS4 to fix my teeth.
They’ve got rotary cameras and high def and you can see your lack of dental hygiene in hi-def and it’s only awesome if you have dental hygiene skills.
I thinks this answers your questions about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QwfBCDZqxY
Brooklyn Nets beat the Houston James Hardens in an instant classic. My God.
And they’re .500. Almost feels like an afterthought.
Woohoo!!!
Celts and Rockets back to back? Damn!
Ian’s identity confirmed:
https://twitter.com/mattufford/status/1085759400323760129
Deleted tweet?!? The plot thickens…
Now I want to know what that said.
http://stats.inpredictable.com/nba/wpBox_live.php?gid=0021800659&odds=pregm&both=N
This is astonishing.
Peter Rosenberg’s now calling him Jim Harden. Fuck if I know why.
Where’s the Infinite Nets spoiler alert?
IN has never been as much of a Nets recap as it has been about the experience of watching the Nets. I assume that given the ubiquitous nature of the Brooklyn Nets, you’re all well versed in their wins and losses before my Monday morning column.
I saw the mention on deadspin and my first thought was “I can’t wait to read about this in Infinite Nets.”
And covered the over by a DAMN site!
I’d like to welcome the Denver Broncos’ NEW STARTING QUARTERBACK!!
Accurate deep shoe
Takes coaching well
Gritty
Athletic
**Rex Ryan cums**
If his last Mexican QB could take him as far as Nacho did twice, imagine him coaching one with an accurate arm.
It’s interesting how they’re not even hiding that this (like most As Seen On TV products) is designed for older/disabled people.
So tired. Must go to sleep. Hey, Superman vs. The Elite is finally on DC Universe!
Screw sleep. I’ll just down a Red Bull tomorrow before work.
Life without a tongue must be Hell
Hey Mr Hippo,
If you’re still here this one is right up your alley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYaAu01Q2Y
Oh, ALLEY! Sorry.
Very nice!
This is why I put up with basic alternative radio because every once in awhile while you find some new shit.
I ummmm…..I like her.
Kristina Mahal Joy, according to a cursory check.
Animals are piled up in my lap, the wife is making cookies…this is the best KILLSTORM ever.
KILLSTORM needs it’s own KILL KILL KILL revival post.
Greyhound don’t float on water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
LOL Cows.
Show of hands? Who here has ever been shoulder deep in a cow’s ass?
Just me then….meh, screw it.
Better shoulder deep than head deep, I presume.
I just sent this gif to my gf. She told me I was disturbing.
I told her to get used to it.
[starts raising hand]
[pauses]
Wait…are we supposed to raise our hand if we’ve been more deep?
Definitely. She never called back though.
SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT, DAMN IT!!
Some asshole shared the video of Queen’s 1986 concert at Wembley Stadium
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ttps://openload.co/f/DcJlfg3a9FY/Queen_-Live_at_Wembley_Stadium_%281986%29.m4v
Pretty good work on the tucking.
Oh, that reminds me…
FUCK YOU WALT COLEMAN!
Wifey is the midwife on the phone who talked dad through the delivery. Been quite the day.
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/01/16/dad-delivers-baby-in-7-eleven-parking-lot/
She deserves a nice beer and a blowjob.
Well, already had a couple of beers, so…
Get to sucking
Awesome!!
Lotta wops up Donks WOO!! way now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEmCne_WK28
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/hippopottymouth/
that’s-a-meeeee
It’s raining like hell in Los Angeles, has been for days and there’s a bunch more coming.
I just bought brand new wiper blades and I am stoked, dude.
I’m gonna go out later on and drive around with my new wipers on.
Like squeezing milk out of a bull’s tits, ain’t it?
If you’re daring, find a clear patch of road with no drivers on it (which in LA might be impossible) and intentionally hydroplane. Its kind of fun in a stupid sort of way.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/‘to-catch-a-predator’-host-chris-hansen-charged-with-bouncing-checks/ar-BBSkBLm?ocid=spartanntp
There’s a joke or two here, but ones too easy and the other in bad taste.
That’s what we specialize in!
He’s free to leave at any time.
I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that my cars cupholder perfectly holds a 32 oz crowler of beer, but it’s certainly a thing!
Najeh Davenport knows a thing or two about where certain growlers fit.
finally got around to eps 1 and 2 of Tru Detective. It’s very good, or at least superbly acted so far. Both lead detectives and the schoolteacher.
I do. Every day.
(NSFW Language)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo
That was a great movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXMw_ORxndU&feature=youtu.be
LimearitaDudeRick pulling double (post) duty today. Thank you for your service.
Okay, so I took our old stereo and set it up in the garage. It’s pretty loud, by which I mean it rocks pretty fuckin’ hard. I need some suggestions for music I can truly ROCK OUT to tomorrow in a very LOUD WAY when I’m doing my chest workout. This will probably be first:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Mo9UK-Nfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9ie2J2690
If you’re gonna be working out in a garage, you need to have the Rocky IV Training Montage music. That is mandatory.
“Hearts on Fire” is optional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4
Great Christmas movie
This needs to be blasted. All over you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzA-V0YN3QA
Or this one. Has the word “ton” in the title and I listened to this album nonstop when I was about 13.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNlWcqBuBTM
I would highly suggest this whole album, but track 5 is the tits, which, if you think about it, is the chest.
https://youtu.be/OtjDP00BiLo
Yeah, if you think about it, that’s true.
If you get so ripped you feel like losing some clothes, play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
And finally, for the thorazine cooldown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI
Royal. Blood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BermIHe03zU
found a funny:
Doctor: for the last time, you don’t have superpowers
Me: then how can I can feel a storm coming in my joints??
Doctor: ARTHRITIS IS NOT A SUPERPOWER!
What Ohio requires to renew my vehicle registration: internet access and the license plate number.
What Ohio requires to vote in an election: a signature that didn’t even match the one I wrote 20 years ago.
What Ohio requires for me to renew my license: Birth Certificate, W2, Bank Statement, Vehicle Registration Notice, Blood Sample, Hair Sample, Mother’s maiden name, my paternal Grandmother’s maiden name, my neighbor’s Great-Great Grandfather’s city of birth, a American flag with 37-stars on it (either the two circles or the lined version), and proof of insurance.
Gotsta keep them illegal Mezkins from getting that driver’s license!
As someone who was the target of attempted identity theft last year, I am actually not terribly dismayed that it would be fairly difficult to obtain a faked photo ID with my details on it.
Why are you equating the two? Voting is a right.
If it isn’t clear that the Steelers’ window is closed, it should be clear now.
Both our teams are chasing the Cleveland Browns. It is the End Times.
FUCK!!!!
[runs out to close car window which has been open for the last three days]
Beerguy, you missed the YUGE news of the day: Former GM/Coach of the Roughriders, Chris Jones, has been hired to be a defensive coach for the Browns.
You Roughride long enough, you’re gonna end up with some Browns.
So I just discovered Najeh Davenport is on Twitter, and it’s a lot shittier than I expected. But not in the literal way.
https://twitter.com/najdavenport44
It almost seems worth it to join Twitter just so that I can send him the Request Line featuring him that I did. Almost.
Do it, pussy