Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread

But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.

Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.

TO THE GAME!

Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:

Injuries:

The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.

Surprise!:

With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.

Scoreghazi? Nah.:

As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.

Ace up sleeve:

I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.

Prediction:

That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.

Let’s tie one on.

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Gratliff

I for one am looking forward to the 14 million people at the Rams SB parade, including the 14 who actually attended the regular season games

Ian Scott McCormick

Hey, a lot of those guys have loved Rivers for years

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Higbee goes down.

Spur

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Ian Scott McCormick

Who here thought “shit, they touched Drew Brees. That’s definitely roughing the passer”?

Gratliff

ANYWAY RAMMIT MOTHERFUCKERS

WCS

Oh God. New Orleans is about to Katrina itself.

Spur

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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lol

herodotus450

Rams-Chefs SB woulda been so much better if they were still in St. Louis. The Battle-a for Missour-a! The I-70 Series Game!

Recovery Whiskey

They’d just be angry it wasnt Cardinals Royals rematch.

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Despite the fact the Cardinals have won multiple World Series since then, a bunch of their fans are STILL salty about 1985.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Flyover Bowl.

Gratliff

Weirdest pick I’ve ever seen

The Maestro

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

hippofant

Suh with the super-tricky, “Here, I’ll let you run backwards for 5 yards,” play.

Sharkbait

There’s the makeup call

WCS

MAKEUP

Horatio Cornblower

This “it seems kinda fitting that we’re going to OT” bullshit galls me to no end. You’re only going to OT because, once again, the NFL officials have been beyond incompetent in a play-off game. Start saying that instead of trying to sweep in under the Astroturf.

And there’s the make-up call!!

fleshwound_NPG

only justice that no-call has is rams beat the patriots and the pats end their dynasty to a team that won a playoff game on a shitty call

herodotus450

Pretty sure Brees’ deal with the devil means he can’t retire until he has more rings than Eli and Rivers combined.

Spur

At least 3 KC tailgaters are going to pass out before the game starts and die from exposure.

WCS

So… any other Sunday at Arrowhead?

Gatoraids

Alcohol replacing all their bodies water gives them a much lower freezing point

Doktor Zymm

I know they’re saying no snow, but I really hope it snows

Petronel

Unless Andy Reid walks by, in which case, if they remember their Star Wars, he may end up on the worst-timed TO (and the longest one) of his life.

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Horatio Cornblower

Anyone else just lose the Fox feed?

I assume that the fans are gutting the referees at mid-field and they’ve cut away.

Sharkbait

Free football

Spur

pick-six! pick-six! pick-six!

Ian Scott McCormick

“Which way?”
“We’re in a dome. Who gives a shit?”

Senor Weaselo

WE WANT THE BALL AND WE’RE GONNA SCORE!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well at least we won’t have to wait so long after this one ends for the next one to start.

Doktor Zymm

But I was going to use that time to walk to a bar!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Run Zymmy Run!!

WCS

“Time to dial up the Cover Zero.”

— Dick Labeau

Spur

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herodotus450

“Even I could see that was PI, and I’m wearing these incredibly stupid glasses!”
-Sean Payton, probably

Dunstan

WE CAN HAZ MOAR FOOTBALL?

Doktor Zymm

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Redshirt

Shan’klor waiting for overtime.

fleshwound_NPG

bountygate game!

Redshirt

OKAY? WHO FORGOT TO AHHHH THEIR PEPSI-COLA?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[glances at kick]

[lets it go through]

– Shan’Khor

Brocky

He fucks the bears over but not these guys?

God damn it. this is cuz I didnt sacrifice a 1993 Camry like the old gypsy woman said to!!!

Senor Weaselo

TOO MUCH TIME for Breesus!

Spur

so close to a Doink.

Redshirt

God bless that holder for faking a run after the TO. I would’ve done the same thing.

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Oh man that looked destined for a doink

theeWeeBabySeamus

It really did. That fucker hooked back like a sumbitch.

Spur

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Dunstan

Sort of a faux-oink?

Horatio Cornblower

The NFL apology for that shit non-call is going to be legendary.

And by that I mean legendarily bad.

Spur

Goff fucked up those last three plays

Doktor Zymm

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Petronel

AKA: Saints fans right now.

The Maestro

Blatant PI there. Impressive non-call.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That timeout was curious

Redshirt

I think he was trying to calm down his team. Get their heads together.

Redshirt

Woods tried to roll himself the 33 yards into the endzone.

Senor Weaselo

Rolling rolling rolling is still not down.

The Maestro

OK. Finally watching. Looks like the footed balls have been happening, all right.

fleshwound_NPG

we’re gonna have another kicker go doink, right?

Mr. Ayo

Not with Greg the leg.

WCS

Block

Redshirt

High snap over the holder’s head.

fleshwound_NPG

almost.

Spur

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Redshirt

“We are very, very sorry.”

(goes back to swimming in Money Bin behind NFL HQ)