Okay, now before we go on I have to relay something which just happened. I think it’s funny. Some of you won’t. One person definitely won’t if she sees it. But tough shit, that’s her problem.
So as I’m writing this post…. You know, setting it up ….assigning categories and tags, etc….? You get me? Well of course, since this is going to be a Valentine’s Day themed post, even if a day late, I decided to put on a tag to reflect that it was a Valentine’s Day Themed post.
Sooooo….
I type in “Valen” just to see what, if any, Valentine’s Day tags already exist in the database. And among other tags which pop up?
“Covalent Blonde”
Co(valen)t Blonde.
Get it? SMGDH, lol.
Some of you will appreciate how hilarious that is. Those of you who don’t, trust me, it’s fucking hilarious.
I can’t win for losing.
THANKS CUPID, YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD!!!!!!
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Valentine’s Day Sucks Ass
tWLS and myself broke up. More or less irreparably it seems.
Yesterday. On Valentine’s day. And today, I drove home. From fucking Florida.
I mean WTF?
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Sports Which Likely Will Not Inspire Love 2Nite
NHL
- NYR @ Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NBA
All Star Weekend. Which of course mean no one plays defense.
NCAA Hoops
Wow. In teh wurds of the round mound of rebound, this is turrible. Nothing, nada, zero on your tee vee box. If you don’t have interwebz, you’re screwed.
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Can You Feel Teh Love?
Enjoy…
Wow….my heart is swelling with love.
Nope, sorry, that’s not my heart swelling. Ooooof.
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Love Is Difficult Sometimes, But Worth It
If you have someone you love, tell them you love them. Make sure they know it. And I don’t mean just romantic love. Tell those whom you love that you love them. I told my mother today I love her. And my nieces and nephews.
And of course, also tWLS even though we’ve been having some difficulties recently and seem to probably be over. I still want her to know I love her and valued our time together.
You never know what might happen in life, or when you might never again be able to tell these things to the people you care about. Shit happens. So take every opportunity you can to express your feelings to those you love.
So, go now and tell them. Make sure they know it.
RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ69Spa4rIs
Have a good weekend everyone.
Love ya’s…
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Dell Demps Dumped?
Demonstrably?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/pelicans-reportedly-fire-gm-dell-demps/ar-BBTDV1g?OCID=ansmsnnews11
12 minutes of shitting on the Raiders!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvVqJFXF24E
That is pretty funny; only a Raiders fan could hate like that.
How big of a shitshow is Brooklyn going to be for this ASW?
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John Elway appears at 1:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnT5ExZPioY
Some sick 18th century burn:
https://books.google.com/books?id=7CrkXUA48P4C&pg=PA541#v=onepage&q&f=false
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/thieves-break-into-vodka-factory-and-steal-water/ar-BBTDBiq?OCID=ansmsnnews11
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/02/15/katy-perry-and-orlando-bloom-engaged-engagement-ring-instagram/2879233002/
Classic Jenny Lewis…who I just today learned was the voice behind Rilo Kiley (yes, I am slow):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSZQL_aUarE
I’m interested in the Free Soilers thoughts on this latest national emergency
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Soil_Party
Will their b free dirt?
There’ll be a free kind of dirt, a type of soil, if you will. It comes at night.
really digging this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rINs_GRLAVs
#RetardedWrightBros
Just surfing the MexiFooty standings (#HAILGAMBLOR) and noticed there’s a side who, through 6 games, has scored a grand total of ZERO goals.
But that’s not the weirdest part – they’re not even in last place!!
Now that takes talent
dat’s a lot o rums.
Those Shake-Weights really get results, just like the infomercial says!
Yeah, I worked and went to night school; good choice.
Never this when I’m on the bus.
The only way to beat trump is to fight fire with fire; therefore, my 2020 campaign slogan is going to be “Make America Feel Good Again”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Era_of_Good_Feelings
“Make America Roar Again”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roaring_Twenties
Happy Friday, even though we have a National Wallmergency.
Remember when A&E was the Arts and Entertainment channel? I believe they went in a different direction as right now it has Live PD on, which I gather is like a redzone for Cops.
basically pulling a “The Learning Channel” re-do, I guess
I learned a lot from that family that had 8 kids . I got fixed after 1!
The Travel Channel has about 5 ghost shows, so that’s nice.
The History Channel now limits fact based history to 10 minutes a day.
I told my cousin’s kids that VH1 and MTV used to be nothing but music videos, and they laughed at me.
Same as the Canadian equivalent MuchMusic, it is the Simpsons, South Park, reality shows and movies now.
Nickelodeon should change to porn, jusssayin’
Redshirt’s right, we should rename New Mexico; but to what? Obamalopolis?
Do they have enough Secret Muslims ™ to form a proper caliphate?
I thought Secret Muslims™ was explosive, HOT lingerie ……
Not sure. I’ll do some research this weekend to confirm.
We could go old school and call it Nueva España.
Lincoln, FDR, and Woodrow Wilson were ones who overstepped constitutional bounds when we were at wa……….
errr, needed a wall.
Sigh, those were the days…
– Coach Parcells
Thank you; edited per your comment. Sometimes I forget the new stuff.
Hamilton: [Creates National Bank]
Jefferson: “That does it, I’m calling my fiend Aaron.”
The put a Burr under his saddle!
/sorry
/not sorry
I hear that guy’s a straight shooter.
He’s a real pistol.
*shooter
http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/r/2016/04/26/b5ae8f49-10fa-4b24-8f5e-b564d3cf9dde/thumbnail/1300×876/1f7ebb35117fcfb06d7d256590b78bba/outlander-outfits-5.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6tVAb3cy0
This is the most productive day of Trump’s life. He not only rewrote the Constitution, but the entymology of the word “emergency”.
Plus he put the GOP in a bind. They can either be against their President, or support a measure that could be used by a Democratic President to take away the people’s guns, disband a police force who targets minorities, or maybe just a simple wall deconstruction.
could be used by a Democratic President to take away the people’s guns
The rallying cry for the completely stupid.
Well, I am a Conservative so…
I honestly fully expect Republicans in Congress to support this declaration, despite the fact that doing so is a complete abdication of their Constitutional responsibilities for controlling how this government’s finances are spent.
(sadly nods)
This one’s blowing up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4ywyFXdik
who is Denzel Curry, apart from someone who has sent some dentist’s kids all the way through college and grad school?
To the best of my knowledge, a rapper who did a monster cover of a Rage song?
rap and speed metal have a lot in common, so I dig it!
/just wondered if he was famous and I was only one who no knew
First I’ve heard of him, but he’s got videos with like 50 million views and shit, so I assume he was on the cusp anyway and this is his crossover moment.
perhaps I shall attempt a Street Cred Moment with my teenagers!
You can tell them you really liked how he slipped a verse from Sirens into it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCrqTL5STg
They learned a lot in grad school, man.
Guess we won’t be hearing from any Texas DFO’ers anymore, what with all the emergency going on down there.
I invited them up here. Our conservative leader said we also have one with refugees coming through our borders so I thought they should join the supposed parade.
you can have a totes beautiful ice wall
they prolly barely open they back doors to let the cats and dogs out for a piss ,, smgdh
I heard the Mexicans have invaded so much, they went ahead and are calling a state “New Mexico”.
This made me legitimately laugh out loud.
u laff, but they taken all the jerbs in new mexaco.
ppl forget that
Some of those bastards can trace heritage back to pre-1848 Spanish land grants! We should built us’ns a wall a long time ago!
will one Wall even be enough??
Also, remember…
Love is a lie
But hate is forever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7iLERCEznI
Happy Dying Alone Day everyone!!
Hey that’s Day After Dying Along Day to you, mister.
hell 2 da naw, it’s the day after VD, like the wildly successful Kwanzaa is a day or two after Xmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0hRfTpwehQ
I would like to thank the ACL-Jew for supporting me on this issue.
“Please, Ms. Coulter, stop calling us that.”
Agreed. No matter what people will either be on the same side as Trump or Coulter. No one wins!
We’re living in a world where the ACLU and Ann Coulter are on the same side.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/aclu-says-it-will-sue-over-trump-national-emergency-declaration?ref=hvper.com&utm_source=hvper.com&utm_medium=website
https://www.newsweek.com/ann-coulter-national-emergency-donald-trump-idiot-1333462
They defended Jerry Falwell at a government civil rights overreach.
I didn’t know that, but if anything I’m not a huge fan of Falwell.
Anyway, I don’t trash the ACLU. True, they are Liberal most of the time, but they’re whole purpose is to defend the Constitution. If anything, they’re an extra check and balance.
So are you a Christian Mingle man or a Farmers Only type internet guy?
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