Day 12 of the first round? What is this, Christmas?
Yes, clearly Blax is better than this than I am, since he made the banner and thus that banner will be available for the 2020 tournament (and he is assured of at least one entry), assuming the ratings get us renewed. Speaking of, BattleBots has officially been renewed on Discovery and Science, so even though the tournament was official and some pillock (me) made the obligatory first “LA MACHINE CONFIRMED” joke when they used the pioneering middle/heavyweight as a template for the confirmed robots as they’ll get shown (and hey, they liked the joke), we know what station it’ll be on and the BattleBots Beat will return! (Also, as a bookkeeping note, after this tournament will come a slightly delayed Bugglebots Beat, and a quick dip into the House of Pain backlog before the 2019 Expo later in April, if you’re that interested in what I have to write, and if you are, then when did Senorita Weaselo find this website? I don’t think I ever sent her anything.)
So now we’re up to the BOLTMAN Region, the fourth and final region in the bracket, with the first two matchups in the quadrant.
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.Six first-round matchups left. We’ve almost survived the first round, the seemingly endless slog! So go vote! You know you want to!
I like the Raptors quote, but, the Raptors always get their shit pushed in by the Cavs in the playoffs
I think the (9) may go deep if it can avoid some matchup nightmares.
It’s good, but it may not survive the first round
That sounds like a marketing tagline for Tinder.
So I’m looking at Derek Carr’s cap numbers and it’s only a dead cap of $5 million if they cut him next year. All of a sudden the prospect of drafting Kyler Murray doesn’t seem so far-fetched after all.
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/oakland-raiders/derek-carr-14445/
I think you may be………… short on information.
THIS FIRST ROUND OF THE BANNER BRACKET I CALL IT MILTON BERLE BECAUSE, WELL, YOU KNOW
Because it’s presenting lots of funny jokes?
Because it’s a hothead and slave-driver?
Because it appeared in a Ratt video?
Because it likes to wear a dress?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
This just confirms we’re all terrible people, and I love it.
Ooh, barnburner so far.
“Barns? No, it’s crosses, stupid!” – Riley Cooper
Please don’t dickstep my Josh Allen jokes in the upcoming draft preview.
“I hate getting dick stepped.”
-V. Shiancoe
Fun Fact: “Barn Burner” is the easiest way to cook enough meat for Andy Reid’s breakfast