Your Bracket Unveiling Sunday Evening Complain-o-thon

Top of the evenin’ to ye. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

Well, there’s only one topic tonight – the NCAA Brackets. Feel free to discuss who got screwed versus who didn’t deserve to get in down in the comments.

If we do have another Bracket tournament this year, please remember to join it. The one we had last year was spectacular because of all the upsets, leading to a close finish for first place. In the haze of a year gone by, I forget how things turned out…


Tonight’s sports:

  • AAF:
    • Birmingham at San Diego – 8:00PM | NFLN
  •  NHL:
    • Canucks at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Flyers at Penguins – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Oilers at Vegas – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet Prairies
  • NBA:
    • Timberwolves at Rockets – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • NCAA:
    • NCAA Basketball Championship Selection Show – 6:00PM | CBS / TSN
  • MLS Soccer:
    • FC Cincinnati vs. Portland Timbers – 5:00PM | FS1
    • Toronto FC vs. New England – 7:30PM | TSN4

In conclusion,

 

Editor’s Note: There IS a DFO pool!! It’s in the ESPN Bracket Challenge, our group name is DFO Bracket Insanity and the password is DFO.
Get in, get active, then let’s get drunk!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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litre_cola

Anyone talking about the Yale QB who was just signed by the lolFins?

Is Wakezilla ok?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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BloodSugarFitzMagik went to Harvard, you boorish Yalie!

King Hippo

great use of teh vernacular! And the GIF-age

litre_cola

He went to Harvard? I had never heard that before – J. Bettis Detroit, MI

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Gotta have at least one Green beer for St. Patrick’s Day…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Sidney Crosby should retire imo

scotchnaut

My recency bias tells me that Yale is winning this whole gotdamn thing. My reality bias tells me Cuse misses the flight to Salt Lake City and squeezes out a W against an Albany YMCA pickup team.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Both the Flyers and Pens have just god awful black unis this year

Gratliff

Way too many people posting images of corned beef and cabbage on social media tonight who clearly are too drunk to realize corned beef and cabbage is fucking garbage.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve never understood the need to add cabbage to the dish, but we make a delicious corned beef at my house.

And by “we” I mean I pay for it and my wife cooks it.

Gratliff

My dad, who I’m pretty sure woke up still drunk most days, used to make ham & cabbage all the fucking time with enough vinegar to strip the paint off the fucking walls. Goddamn it, it stunk so bad. I can’t imagine he ever actually enjoyed eating it.

Brick Meathook

Seeing corned beef pictures completely fueled my wild urge to drive 20 miles to get a pastrami sandwich yesterday.

Pastrami: the other corned beef
Cole slaw: the other cabbage

Horatio Cornblower

Nothing like seeing a happy John Calipari talking about “empowering” his team, which is a funny way to pronounce “paying.”

litre_cola

Superb work.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

I finished fourth last year?
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The other three contestants……

Gratliff

So either tonight is Penguins firmly booting Flyera out of the playoff picture, or one last glimmer of hope to force me to watch this failure of a season in its entirety. Funny story, last time the Flyers barely snuck into the playoffs, they did it on a shootout win against the Rangers in 2010. They went to the Finals that year, including the 0-3 comeback against Boston. Fuck this team for having a history that forces me to watch everything until the very end.

ballsofsteelandfury

Good job, Cincinnati!

SonOfSpam

You haven’t said that since you got a $5 hummer from a hooker named Sinsinatty.

litre_cola

Are you sure it wasn’t Cinthia with the scar and the natty dreads?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

My support is firmly behind the Anteaters.

SonOfSpam

Thank you. When the revolution comes, you will be last against the wall.

Redshirt

Yes! First in line!

Horatio Cornblower

But the first in the anthill.

SonOfSpam
Redshirt

I have felt pride in a Cincinnati sports team since the 2010 Reds won the division and the 1991-1993 Cincinnati Bengals went 19-0 three years in a row in Tecmo Super Bowl.

Horatio Cornblower

Can’t believe UConn didn’t make it. The committee just doesn’t have any respect for the depth of the…

(checks notes)

the AAC? What the fuck is the AAC?

SonOfSpam

It’s the noise Cathy makes when she sees herself in a bikini.

Redshirt

They’re the Big East teams that kept playing football.

Horatio Cornblower

I know; I send my kid to the school currently losing $41 million a year on sports because of that wise decision.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Horatio Cornblower

The Boondock Saints: Overrated Movie or Most Overrated Movie?

Gratliff

I have yet to watch it. I’ve heard endless recommendations to do so, but I trust my instincts.

Horatio Cornblower

Prepare to find yourself saying “I just don’t see it” afterwards.

herodotus450

Yeah, Saints going after a bounty? What’s next, some kind of flying metal horseless carriage?

SonOfSpam

I think if you watch it once, then don’t go to southieopinions.com you’ll be fine. It’s a fun little diversion, like beating off with steel wool gloves.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s one of my favorite movies, so, respectfully die in a fire, sir.

SonOfSpam

Oh, the Irish Millenial has checked in. Go drink your Four Loko and listen to your Limp Bizkit, junior, and leave the movie-knowing to us war* veterans.

(*War on drugs. I won.)

Horatio Cornblower

How about the sequel? I vaguely recall getting through about 10 minutes of it and then flipping the channel and never going back.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Like Spiderman 3, it never happened.

BaldingSpiritually

Boondock Saints was saved by William Defoe, I realized this even more when watching the sequel.

herodotus450

I haven’t seen this much controversy over a selection show since the last time I went to a brothel.

Redshirt

(sighs; pinches bridge of nose) Once again, you walked in during a bust, selected an uniformed officer and screamed “I’M NOT INTO BDSM! I’M NOT INTO BDSM!” as she arrested you.

Redshirt

Of course FC Cincy’s stadium is loud. Nippert Stadium was built into a hill. Do some research, announcers!

King Hippo

TCU and NC State should be in over ASU and St. John’s. AT LEAST.

litre_cola

Did you know Bobby Hurley went to Duke? Your argument holds no weight.

litre_cola

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Senor Weaselo

But the Johnnies went 3-2 against Marquette and Nova! And fuck all when it mattered!
/As I have or will mentioned the First Four does NOT count as making the tournament

Redshirt

Holy shit, FCC!

King Hippo

somebody told me Shitty Wolves not even First Four out? Who were they??

SonOfSpam

TCU, NC-Greensboro (?), Indiana (??) and some other dickhole I don’t remember.

King Hippo

every region is pretty tough except the East (Dook). Zion, Zion!, ZION!!!!

WCS

Arizona State sneaks in; Blax celebrates, Hippo and Seamus (continue) to drink.

King Hippo

you could sense it coming, with the last play-in out west, I suspected the fuckers were putting Sparky in. 3 from the goddamned, motherfucking piece of shit Pac-whatever

litre_cola

I came here to rage about sparky not getting in. What can i rage about now????

King Hippo

/makes the Larry David stinkeye face

SonOfSpam

Against the dying of the light?

King Hippo

alternatively, do you have any machines handy?

SonOfSpam

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh, Super Bowl flashback.

blaxabbath

I don’t celebrate. Fuck those guys.

I only hope they get bounced so hard that they become the 2019 symbol of not belonging.

Fucking Larry Scott. I hope Sean Miller’s testimony tears down the entire NCAA.

King Hippo

they’ll declare everyone evil but Duke, U*NC, Kansas, and Gonzaga, who they will make the permanent automatic Final Four.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

OH BULLSHIT. OHIO STATE??

Redshirt

Has absolutely nothing to do with Ohio State hosting Round 1 games. Just a coincidence.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

I mean of course unless u some libtard conspiracy theorist

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Two shots to the back of the head accidental?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think that was a suicide; he was quite flexible.

Unsurprised

Priorities.
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WCS

My two cousins are sisters (they’re from Michigan, so keep your WVU jokes), and the older graduated from Minnesota, the younger is going to Louisville. Those schools play each other in the first round.

Also, congrats on getting hosed by the Committee, Redshirt. Cincy deserved better than a seven.

King Hippo

Cincy and Nova will provide many “upset” bonus points

SonOfSpam

Oklahoma getting a 9 seems a bit generous.

WCS

WVU beat them two times out of three this year, so yeah. I agree.

Redshirt

Used to it. The Committee has never forgiven the UC Bearcats for the 2nd Round exits as #1 and #2.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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SonOfSpam

Incredible.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Cincy’s a #7 seed?! I mean they don’t have to travel to Seattle or Mars like normal, but a #7 seed?!

King Hippo

They get the #2 in Ohio, though. TN can’t be loving that.

Unsurprised

You know, if Lionel Hutz had taken Chester’s case on contingency, he’d have been set for life. Ah. Even when he’s being clever he fucked himself. My kind of lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRZqC1tr9KE

SonOfSpam

No, Money Down!

Unsurprised

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WCS

This Bar Association logo shouldn’t be on here, either…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

this is the murder region

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Anteaters? What kind of team name is “Anteaters”?

SonOfSpam

The best nickname this side of the Banana Slugs.
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King Hippo

how is Nova just a 6??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

OH FUCK YEAH WE ARE TAKING DOWN KANSAS STATE

King Hippo

UVA bracket pretty strong

Redshirt

I wonder if Virginia will be the first #1 to be an underdog,

Redshirt

I see the committee gave Duke the annual clear route to the Final Four.

SonOfSpam

One region revealed, one Guinness downed.

I hope there are 12 regions.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

I’m glad they’ve gone back to East South West Midwest instead of City Names. It was confusing playing a Charlotte Region 1st Round Game in Seattle.

King Hippo

Duke has a cakewalk to the regional final. NC State getting fucked out of a bid.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

We do have a bracket challenge! ESPN Bracket Challenge, our group name is DFO Bracket Insanity and the password is DFO.
Get in, get active, then let’s get drunk!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I can’t wait to go to work tomorrow and sign up!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

This is so fake. That Gemini nose cone is all wrong.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
King Hippo

A hearty DFO welcome to all y’all who been out fire-bombing Protestants.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Unsurprised

DEATH TO THE EMPIRE!

yeah right

I’m wearing my favorite Irish shirt today.

I only wear this at home just because.
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