….Unless you’re a Baltimore fan.
Hello sportsfans!!!!!! This is, temporarily at least…. tWBS coming to you live…well sort of live.
Live-ish….?
That banner image up there was taken by none other than yours truly at Camden Yards two seasons ago, btw. Not bad, eh?
Anywhoooo….
CervezaNiñoRoberto decided to go watch baseball today, so I’m filling in the blank spaces. But admittedly, he did most of the hard work down there further in this post before he left. So we can’t blame him too much. I know if I had the choice of working here and writing for you delinquents, or going to an MLB Opening Day Extravaganza?
Well, you’d get nothing and like it!!!!
Have fun Rob.
Now, on to Rob’s “hard” work.
(phrasing)
((all I’m doing is adding stupid filler stuff to entertain you jackasses))
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BeerGuyRob Works His Ass Off For This Site
Football news:
- According to Florio, the AAF could fold as early as this coming Monday.
- It seems there some issue with contracts for players on loan from the NFL, to provide contract protection in case of injury.
- If the AAF can’t get that squared away, they lose a significant chunk of their staffing.
- It seems there some issue with contracts for players on loan from the NFL, to provide contract protection in case of injury.
NCAA: Tournament game
- Gonzaga vs. Florida State – 7:00PM | CBS / TSN
- Tennessee vs. Purdue – 7:15PM | TBS / TSN4
- Michigan vs. Texas Tech – 9:30PM | CBS / TSN
- Virginia vs. Oregon – 9:45PM | TBS / TSN4
Tonight’s other sports:
- MLB: Opening Day!
- Red Sox at Mariners – 7:00PM | ESPN
- NHL:
- Habs at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | NHLN
- NBA:
- Raptors at Knicks – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
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We’re Dealing With A Lot Of Shit!!!!!
Yep, tWBSÂ again now…..
Happy Opening Day Muddafukkas!!!!!
(and don’t forget to give an offering to Jobu)
/remembers….is an Orioles fan
//cries a little
Meh, it could be worse….
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You know, i usually talk ill of purdue, but female purduw fans sweater puppies in that commercial are always distracting
Cmon purdue, foul
What a goddamn good last 10 minutes of a game
Overtime???? what happened?
Purdue forgot what sport they were playing for about 5 minutes
Yeah the last 30 seconds of game time has been pretty good.
This game has been bananacakes.
That wasn’t smrt.
LOL!!!!!
Not recalling how my bracket looks stresses me out to hear other people talk about how the games affect theirs.
gooo tennessee!!!
Cheat codes in full force in Purdue-Tennessee
found a funny:
*pushes cart from 20 feet away into cart corral perfectly*
“did you see th-*wife is already calling parents to take the kids for the night*
I’ve got no idea how Papa Murphy’s Pizza is a business.
Also, their commercial people are terribly annoying.
Are they the ones that give you the raw pizza and make you cook it at home?
Yeah.
Doesn’t tombstone own that market?
My mom got one the last time I was in Phoenix and I was baffled.
When they got home I was baffled that they made an effort to bring home an uncooked pizza.
“So, you drove to get a raw pizza? You know you pick up cooked ones or even get them delivered”
Apparently I am not appreciative.
Oh – so that’s the market.
Makes sense.
Sun City’s finest.
Maybe they thought that the pizza wouuld be cooked by the time you drive it home, in Phoenix.
Because they take food stamps since the pizza isn’t completed.
Goddamn, Purdue. You’re not even invited to next year’s.
The Derp Dam has broken
Here come the Rick Barneses.
Surely, you knew this was coming
Like someone on a date with Rick Pitino, I never know when its coming.
Every Uber drivers’ dream is to play an Uber driver in a commercial; it’d be a substantial pay raise.
Basketball is impossibility stupid, so getting distracted by watching the dog respond to sound effects on my phone, which is a considerably better use of my time
GOOD BOY!!
That. Is. A. Good. Dog.
that is one Rocking Dog.
So it’s a good four hours drive to Vegas; less than an hour to fly. What’s the line for deciding to drive versus fly up for like a three day weekend to check out the town? We need to get a place either way but will need a car (ours or rental).
Thoughts?
Is Blaxito going too?
Which would you rather do?
Having to deal with the joys of air travel with a little one, or driving for a bit longer?
I think he’s not going on the initial fact finding trip but will likely join on subsequent visits.
Really, I don’t like all the waiting with flying or delays when the driving is pretty much a sure thing on time. Plus driving is easily $400-$500 cheaper. But maybe I’m underestimating the drive.
I’d take the car. It’s roughly the same distance as LA to Vegas and the time is actually shorter by car if you factor in security.
Plus, no rental cost.
I like that.
That drive is so bleak it is awesome. Although I always wonder what is going on in those mobile homes up in the hills in the desert.
Leatherface’s children honing their skills.
It’s probably the best time in like 20 years to make the drive. Everything is really green right now.
Plus the time it would take to pick up and drop off the rental car.
Yeah — no I want the flexibility. Plus when we take blaxito we can pack more of his crap in our own car.
Drive. Flying into Vegas is always a shitshow.
Tennessee fucking almost the entirety of DFO
Except for Brick, he said he doesn’t swing that way.
[somewhat okay with DFO slipping a hand under her bra]
-Utah
Oh yeah, I need this one to happen if I have any shot.
“You guys bore me. I’m going to bed.”*
*is code for me having to wake up at 5 fucking 30 tomorrow.
Man — AAF is gonna fold.
Birmingham Iron, we hardly knew ye…
Looks like Steve Spurrier is going to have to go back to favorite hobby: strangling hookers with golf clubs.
But folding is the only way they’ll be become the Birmingham Steel
Woosh.
God damn it.
Coke is also needed, but the AAF doesn’t pay enough for the players to afford it.
Future LA Kings salary-cap-albatross Artemi Panarin scores to put Columbus up, 3-2
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NSFDFO because of jump rope.
I’ve watched this for a while, and I still can’t find the jump rope you mentioned.
Ah, CTE does explain her current profession
Not quite; with CTE there is usually something left.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/ea99196b056b9c6fad59f54dda3e2f6e/tumblr_mi12paG2Xh1ruz6zso1_500.gif
Nope. Still not seeing it.
Melissa Mendiny.
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Nekane. Jump rope is at the end, beginning at 19:56
h
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Chicken salad on English muffins is supper tonight. Quarterly inventory is tomorrow. Saturday? Your guess is as good as mine.
Bourbon?
I just don’t know about this decision.
If she was hit in the head by an errant volleyball-well, this would be the best gif ever.
I’d prefer right on the clit, but to each their own.
It’s weird. Nina Agdal hasn’t actually changed in her appearance, but yet I’m just not into her like I once was.
Bears just gave Jordan Howard to Philly for a 6th round pick
I don’t mind it. You?
Nope. I just hope they get around to an actual 3rd down back at some point.
From the bits I saw, I liked Howard.
It’s a good thing I’m not a team executive; I’d be as bad as Bruce Allen.
That dude is playing with the wrong girls.
Sitting in a theater with a bunch of summer program kids, this line was a fucking killer.
Cannot abide positive Montreal vibes, so let’s go back to the last time they were relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9iwTFTsPA
I’ve had the 2019 baseball season on the tee-vee for five minutes now, and I’m already sick of it. It’s the ESPN announcers maybe, gushing over Ichiro. At least try to be interesting.
And what’s up with a woman announcer in the booth? Fuck that. If you don’t agree with me then fuck you. And don’t give me some bullshit “woke” reply either.
I mentioned this before and someone said I was the sexiest. I’ll admit I’m a good looking guy and pretty well hung but don’t get any funny ideas about me Mister Woke Guy because The Brick don’t swing that way.
She’s not quite as good as Dubya, but way better than 50 cent.
It’s cool that you came out of the closet this way.
The Brick is a funny nickname.
Wasn’t that Brick guy a regular caller-inner on Jim Rome show back when I listened to it in the 1990s?
My brother used to do Rome faxes/calls whatever. I didn’t really get it.
@lousygreekhistorian
I thunk they was eliminated a while ago?
Hey I’m not lousy anymore, I got that all sorted out with some shampoo.
Charles “Super Diabetes” Barkley weighs in on the tournament. His comments are sponsored by the good folks at Morbidlyfat.com.
Speaking of CB, it blew me away when I saw a gif of him and RuPaul and Nirvana because in heels RuPaul is taller than the 6’6″ forward from Leeds and then Auburn, Alabama. Although I thought he was 6’9″ until I just checked, but still. RuPaul being 6’9″ dressed as a woman is … fuck. If she were a biological woman I’d want to climb her like the Empire State Building.
Admiral Scofield is about to have his officer’s commission stripped at halftime.
I’m surprised someone hasn’t used the pain olympics with the St. Louis Style meme yet
Scotchy’s Ohio Senators basically playing for their playoff lives against the Montreal Habs-beens and it’s all tied at 1 in the second.
Hockey is real fucking dumb this season
Just wait until Colorado gets the numbers 1 and 2 picks in the draft….
“Habs-beens?” This is a team that wasn’t supposed to win more than 20 games at the start of the season. They’re young and play hard have been one of the more fun teams to watch this year. 1-1 in the 2nd? Fuck yeah! And fuck the fucking Blue Jackets.
We were all laughing when they traded Pacioretty; we were all laughing when they traded Sergachev; we were all laughing when they traded… that one guy, to Arizona; we were all laughing when they traded Subban; we were all laughing when they picked Kotkaniemi.
I guess some of those moves actually worked out though.
Every team in the East save for the Lightning has been the worst team I’ve ever seen play hockey at some point this season. It’s really awe-inspiring to watch. Anyway, Tampa’s gearing up for an amazing 1 and out playoff appearance, and that’d make Habs the stupid underdog team to do it. They will then be swept by Boston and Montreal will burn and balance will be restored.
Yeah. Maybe. So.
Jeez, even the XFL 1.0 was able to do a full season before it was Old Yellered.
Purdue looking to fully embarrass my terrible fucking bracket
If there’s less than one second left in a basketball half you should be allowed to just shoot it from the inbounds pass.
Two months from “Wow, this is a pretty solid offseason replacement” to “it is ded” is a pretty impressive crater job
Seminoles playing scared on O. They depth gonna be the diff in the long run.
I see they haven’t taken my suggestion to replace the basedball with a fragile antique snowglobe full of Africanized fire ants…. Guess I won’t be watching this year either.
I’d get immense joy out of seeing Bauer or Pedroia being eaten by fire ants.
These Buffalo Sabres I call them the Buffalo Bills because they’re playing so uninspired.
Question for you baseball fans: Do people in your cities refer to day games as “businessman specials”?
Only at the Orchid spa.
Aw damn it, beat me to it.
Yours was more specific and I actually like it better.
Sounds like a special deal on happy endings at the Orchids of Asia.
A Canadian sports channel just ducked out of Gonzaga/Florida State for a tennis tourney you’ve never heard of. [shakes fist]
I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say it’s called The Labatt’s cup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktE9ZYAV1C4
One Reason College Ball is Better:
Traveling is called on a semi-regular basis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH3I-IE0Xhw
I’mma not watching any of the Powdered Donut round, unless the Noles get a yuuuuuuuge lead on Gonzaga.
Fuck, I love me some Floorrdy State.
if I were a black man, I’d like to think I’d be Scowlin’ Leonard. 😀
/but srsly, he’s done a quietly fan-fucking-tastic jerb
To me he’s like a Gene Keady-a phenomenal coach that doesn’t get his props because thar’s more prominent coaches in his conference.
Mark Few looks like a partially decomposed corpse.
“Really curious about his weight loss strategies…”
-Karen Carpenter