Wow, three years I’ve been doing this. No wonder I feel dirty inside.
Anywhoooo…..
For the past few years, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins have met in the second round of the playoffs. Then the winner of that series has gone on to take the cup.
Yeah, ummmmmmmmm………that won’t be happening this year.
Pens get swept by NYI.
Caps go down in 7 to….shit I can hardly even bring myself to say it…to Carolina.
In fact, all four number one seeds went out with a whimper, more or less. So this is now wide open.
The king is dead…long live the king!
I hope it’s Columbus. But they’ll probably fuck it up even though the road is now paved for them.
Anywhooooo….
It’s your 3rd annual Sexy Hockey Girls!!!!!!
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Sports Which Will Ice You 2Nite
NHL Playoffs
- Carolina @ NYI – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- ColorAdo @ San Jose – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA Playoffs
- Golden State @ LAC (GS up 3-2) – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
No national broadcasts. Check your locals.
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If You Find A Girl Who Likes Hockey You Should Check Her…So To Speak
Enjoy…
Ooooof!!!!!!!
That seems like a good way to die.
Much better than a Zamboni, IMHO….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7cUrYwHPw8
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
I’m outta here….
(Next week? NBA Girls)
((Which of course means there will be several innuendos about having wood))
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This reminds me when I used to date Stacy Keibler.
LOL.
I’d climb that tree.
George Clooney flew out here to personally thank me for what I taught her.
No lie, I’d totally do him too, but he wasn’t that into me.
Brad Pitt maybe?
He negged me too. Now Edward Norton, that’s another story.
This reminds me of the last time I masturbated.
Dammit you beat me again!!!!!!
This reminds me of my ex’s last court testimony.
LMFAO
This reminds Mr. Ayo of his last job interview.
He got the job.
There’s a documentary about Aaron Hernandez on the Oxygen network.
First….why?
Second, Aaron Hernandez on the Oxygen network is funny to me.
Think about it.
Don’t leave us dolts hanging.
The thread joke was a reach; what a tangle web.
He should have been on the “Lack of Oxygen” network.
Yes, I still think I’m funny.
This reminds me of my most recent alley sexual encounter.
Racoon that broke into a liquor warehouse.
This reminds me of when I tried to get dinner tonight.
Okay; I believe this one.
That fucker is rabid. He need’s a good shooting.
People said that about me when I had a bunch of empty beer cans laying around.
Were they wrong?
This reminds me of the first time I went with my mom to aerobics class.
Your Mom’s name and number please?
I think you already have it…… most everybody else does.
LOL.
Well played.
This reminds me of the first time I sent an ape into orbit.
That’s an interesting euphemism for masturbation.
I ASKED VERY POLITELY THAT YOU NOT CALL ME AN APE ANYMORE!!!!!!
This reminds me of my first year in med school.
On TV.
This reminds me of my great grandma.
This reminds me I need to eat dinner.
This reminds me of my first day at high school
*First year.
I remember this movie but I forget the title.
I have declared tomorrow as a “recovery day”. That means one more beer.
No, that’s Sunday. Power through champ.
This reminds Mr. Ayo of his first year in college.
Good times, those.
Back-to-back WVU guys off the board?
I’ll be dipped in feces.
…did not expect that.
Okay, this may take a while, folks. By the time the money shot happens the inflation will make it half value.
This reminds me of my first zoo visit.
If you wanted to get away you could have.
But I understand turtlelove.
Go…… team!
This reminds me of my first online order.
This reminds me of my first time exploring space.
Because you were wearing similar boots?
I was really high that nigh, OKAY PAL!
https://www.ibtimes.com/woman-masturbating-public-arrested-continues-police-car-2758039
This reminds me: this group I play with is playing a song cycle in June called, and I shit you not, Florida Man.
You guys are horny, but not THAT horny.
Hey, once you get started….
Wait, she was masturbating while in handcuffs? I need a MS Paint diagram.
Or 4K video.
I will defer to bondage porn.
So I’ve read anyway.
Why are there Endgame ads on the TV? We know it’s out already, and it’s gonna make a bajillion dollars no matter what.
Why pay for ads?
This is a shot in the face; but I’m posting it anyway.
He never got to tend the rabbits…
Was this an outtake from the movie or documentary about Dick Cheney?
Nailed It!
Pro Tip: Never ask a girl if she’ll let you titty fuck her on the first date.
(No I’ve never actually done that but it seems like it would like it would be received poorly more than likely)
More or less tactful than asking her for anal on the first date?
That’s Balls’ area of expertise.
Is it wrong that I was hoping the wave would come in hard (giggity) and knock her down?
This reminds me of my first prom night.
Your tighty-whities WERE hard to get off.
Hahahahaha
Fakers in front, party in the back.
Good Gawd Almighty!!!!!!!
Pat McAfee, drunk as always.
The classics always stand the test of time.
It was more of a compare and contrast, but yes, yes they do.
Top and bottom don’t match. 3/10.
Would nuzzle and bang.
I could give her a lot of fun for about an hour.
Ok fine, 2 minutes.
And I’d have the fun.
Shut the fuck up.
TWO MINUTES?!?! WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KINE OF MARATHON MAN??
Jeebus I can’t wait to get back to California.
It’s really amazing to me that hot chicks out there actually like me.
There IS a lot of good actresses out there.
They can fake it all they want. What I care?
Squirt, squirt…..
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SUPPLIES!
This reminds me of my first babysitter.
That explains a lot.
This is like a reverse gif of my last time at the beach.
In that case, show me your boobs.
I didn’t know you were a bears fan.
Wow. You don’t get many of those to a pound.
Speaking of pound….
Ahem…..sorry.
GET THE GUY IN GREEN!!!!
WHICH ONE??????
Wildcard, bitches!
That needs to be slowed down with the Benny Hill Theme.
Ridiculous; I don’t even think she’s a farmer.
9/10….willing to “grow” things with her.
Do you think she’d be mad if you pushed her off the rocks?
If I told you that one Gio Urshela was batting cleanup for the Yankees today, the prevailing sentiment would be…
I’m mildly surprised that’s not a porn name.
Who is she?
He was great in True Detective.
Fantastic.
A penalty for too many men? The Weather Girls beg to differ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
@Hippo, looks like Finley gon’ drop to 4th round.
At least.
Dre’Mont Jones sayz…..
Yay Canes!
AVS!!!!!