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Your Taco Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets:

  • Looking for answers, DE Ziggy Ansah is meeting with the Seahawks.
    • He needs a place to work, and they need to plug the hole left by the Frank Clark trade.
      • He’s also four years older than Clark & coming off a surgically repaired shoulder, which likely means Pete Carroll will convert him into a punter.
  • Clay Matthews is cheesed that there are reports the Packers will give his old number 52 to #1 pick Rashan Gary.

  • Money still talks: The Robert Kraft prostitution video is still not being released.
    • It is being withheld pending the spa owner’s trial, and Kraft’s lawyers will argue later this week on its admissibility as evidence in both trials.

Finally, Baltimore Colts Hall of Famer Gino Marchetti died Monday aged 93.

  • Because Jim Irsay’s too busy buying pianos, the Ravens did the classy thing & marked the passing of a legend.

Tonight’s sports: 

  • NHL:
    • Bruins at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
    • Sharks at Avalanche – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Bucks – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
    • Rockets at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Cardinals at Nationals – 7:00PM | MLBN
    • Blue Jays at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • WWE:
    • Smackdown Live – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

Looks like a solid evening. Enjoy yourselves.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Really? No one?
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Combo plate.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Enough tacos and you can immobilize aliens with ur butt.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Where is that bastard?

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

I’ve fallen headfirst into the PERFECT YouTube hole; Late Night With David Letterman. Fanfuckingtastic.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Oh shit, that’s right, Colbert was back last night. Thanks amigo!
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Unsurprised

Don’t let NBC find out.

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Fronkenshteen

Anyone aboot? Teh hockey just got interesting.

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Mr. Ayo

GO AVS!

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Fronkenshteen

This is a powerhouse series.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

EAT SHIT LOGAN!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Watching the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees get flummoxed by Zac Greinke.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

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WCS

Some FINALLY posted this. I told myself I wouldn’t.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Don T

Makes me feel the right kind of disgusted.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Taco-flavored something, anyway

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Don T

HUH, ONE VISION

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Senor Weaselo

Good news: CC gets his 3,000th strikeout.
Bad news: The batter before (Wilmer Flores) hit a solo shot to make it 1-0. And then he struck out himself to lead off the top of the 3rd.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Birdos win!

/not the orange-ish varietal, obvs

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Kirby Yates with two “Sit the fuck down!”s and Mejia with the gun out at second makes this a good night.
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rockingdog

Nice.

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King Hippo

I worry your Dirt BOLTMEN! may well beat my #BFIB in the NLCS. But I guess maybe I can allow that.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

That’s a big step friendo. The goal this year is simply .500. Anything more than that is a massive bonus.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Now THAT is premium nightmare fuel.

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Unsurprised

Argentina taco

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Dunstan

Once upon a time, hockey players had nicknames like the Chicoutimi Cucumber, the Rocket, and the Gumper. Mr. Hockey, the Great One, Magnificent Mario, the Big Bird, and Knuckles. Now I’m watching a post-game show with “J.R.” and “Jonesy.”

Make Hockey Nicknames Great Again!

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Senor Weaselo

Shit, Jeff Nelson in the booth with Ken Singleton.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ken Singleton? Are you shitting me? He wasn’t smart enough when he was playing, What’s changed?

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Senor Weaselo

Uh, he says “look out” when someone gets hit by a pitch? He’s the one doing play-by-play today since Michael Kay isn’t.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

University of Alabama, Class of 2028.

(Sophomore picture featured)

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Dunstan

Boston loses! At least for one night, all is right in the world.

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King Hippo

and Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals still up 3-2!

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Gratliff

Good work from all the Not Boston teams tonight

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Senor Weaselo

Except the Dirt Raiders.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ahem…. this is me not saying a thing….
But Yeah….
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Unsurprised

They knew what they were doing.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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LemonJello

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rockingdog

found a funny:
ME: i trained this chicken to talk

HER: let’s see

ME: what’s a male deer

CHICKEN: buck

ME: how much is 200 pennies

CHICKEN: buck buck

HER: this sucks

ME: it gets better

CHICKEN: it gets way better, Karen

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Well I won’t be getting tacos from that place again, unless it means the Padres will be crushing home runs as I take my first bite of each again, because that was awesome.
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rockingdog

How are the tacos at Petco Park?

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

They’re alright. The Taco Tuesdays are stupid cheap and good enough, but the money food there are the Cardiff Crack Nachos.
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rockingdog

nice.

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rockingdog

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rockingdog

bucks vs celtics right now is pretty good….

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LemonJello

Marchand has a really punchable face.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

His thinks yours is lickable

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LemonJello

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Redshirt

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/2020-mock-draft-raiders-and-jaguars-could-duke-it-out-for-tua-tagovailoa-if-things-go-south-in-19/

I don’t know what infuriates me more:

The fact that they already made a mock draft for 2020.
The fact the Bengals are projected to be the 5th worst team in 2019.
The fact they projected the Bengals would waste a #5 overall on a Cornerback.

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LemonJello

It would be can’t miss tv if these gas-baggers had to endure electric shocks for each pick they get wrong in these mock drafts they churn out.

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Unsurprised

Skip the middle man and just electroshock them at random all day every day for the rest of time. And stream it all.

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LemonJello

But the tension as someone reads their pick, followed by the actual pick, then the shock hits them would make better entertainment.

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Wakezilla

They have Miami with the #1 pick and them not taking a QB. I’d say that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve heard, but, it’s the Dolphins. As long as they don’t take a punter.

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LemonJello

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Columbus BJ’s ftw. Woooooo!!!!!

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King Hippo

Today’s early #BFIB deficit was only 2, but worry nae – picked up a 3-spot last inning to restore order in the universe.

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LemonJello

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King Hippo

I quit eating tacos because of my stupid migraines, but I’d make an exception for Judy Greer’s

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Horatio Cornblower

What was that horrible show she was on a couple of years back? I think it was about a flailing marriage. Anyway, it had a lot of promise and then just sucked. But I miss her.

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King Hippo

I recall not being able to make it to the 2nd commercial break of the premiere.

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Horatio Cornblower

I think I made it halfway through the first season.

I don’t believe there was a second.
/does two seconds of research

Ah. ‘Married’ Got two seasons.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2786956/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_39

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King Hippo

wow, I figured it only got like 3 episodes or sommet

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Redshirt

Never underestimate the power of Judy Greer and her taco.

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King Hippo

congrats on Ryan Finley, even if he’s not a true ginger

/highest Wonderlic at the combine, and that plays out on the field

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Redshirt

Yeah. I’m still hoping Dalton can do good, but at least we’ll have a better option at QB2.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I would totally eat Judy Greer’s taco.

Yes, that means what you think it does.

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LemonJello

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Gratliff

Part 2 of Baki released today so that’ll fill up the night’s card. It’s an impossibly stupid show and I’m very happy they’ve released the second half of the dub.
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LemonJello

If this was a German cartoon…

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Gratliff

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LemonJello

Hosen sind verboten!

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herodotus450

“Jenner enters the slot, scores!”
-Things that you used to be able to say about two Jenners, but now just one.

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WCS

Oh, that’s banner material.

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Unsurprised

Garbage joke edited out

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King Hippo

don’t slot shame, bruh!!

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Porky Prime

Tacos are always the Ansah.

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Unsurprised

Technically a GoT spoiler, but funny as fuck.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw3wCB-A8T7/

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Horatio Cornblower

Her first time, his 4th.

Ain’t no one coming.

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Unsurprised

If dragons are real in that universe, surely you can suspend disbelief in the female orgasm.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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This is no coincidence, people.

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Unsurprised

Freemasons control the tacos!

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scotchnaut

“Swing and a miss, buddy.”

-Sheeple

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Well, it’s official. This post inspired me to get tacos on my way home.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Gino Marchetti was one of those guys that had a body type that was a few inches taller and several pounds heavier than his peers but was just as quick and much, much stronger. Guys that come to mind are Jim Brown, Bronco Nagurski, Deacon Jones, Chuck Bednarik and Marion Motley. If I recall correctly, the best strategy vs. Marchetti in the last two years of his career was, “Don’t do anything to make him angry”.

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scotchnaut

I forgot to mention Lawrence Taylor… I suck. Can’t find the vid where Dan Dierdorf expected to see a six-foot LT coming out onto the field and his eyes popping open when he saw the guy was 6’4″. This will have to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwwsA2pQNQ

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Unsurprised

Back when QBs weren’t coddled little shits.

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King Hippo

watching LT play LB was the closest analogy to watching Jim Brown terrify 160-lb white Ivy Leaguers on the lacrosse field

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sign him!

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Beerguyrob

Still not as creepy as the Sonic trailer.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At least these are consenting imaginary cartoon figures.

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King Hippo

go ask a really stoned hippie circle whether one can really rape a cartoon character, then….Boots On Teh Ground!

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Senor Weaselo

It seems too easy to make the Rule 34 joke here…

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