It’s Mother’s Day Weekend.
You know what that means.
OK, let’s just ignore that.
Anywhooooo…..
I was going to use the term “MILFs” in the banner title. But then I realized that would only get us flagged as a porn site once again. And I’ve done that too often and I don’t want to get yelled at again.
But that’s pretty much what this is. Over 40 and still going strong.
Older women are beautiful. Yes, I do mean that sincerely.
But sometimes they have some baggage, so choose carefully. You don’t want to get stabbed in your sleep.
Oscar Winner Helen Mirren, everybodeh!!!!!
(and yes, I would)
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A Mother Of A Night In Sports 2Nite
NHL Playoffs
Nothing tonight. Nada. Zip. Zero. Way to go, Gary.
NBA Playoffs
- Golden State @ Houston (Game 6, GS up 3-2) – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
Once again, no national broadcasts on a Friday. Check your locals.
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Better With Age
Enjoy…
Dear lord, Carla Gugino and I could have an amazing time together.
For like two minutes.
OK, maybe one minute.
/sighs heavily
Have a great weekend everyone.
Call your moms and tell them you love them.
Love ya’s.
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Balls Note: No Elle?!?! FOR SHAME!
tWBS: Elle was to be in the post originally, but I had to cut it down. But she is definitely worthy.
Balls Response: Funny, I usually get a good reaction for being long…
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Bye bye Houston and take Keyboard Cat with you.
Not a Golden State fan but seriously fuck the Red Rockets.
It’s funny, I was actually thinking about that video for Stacy’s Mom. Stacy:
Stacy’s Mom (Rachel Hunter)
I’m of the age where I would prefer both. At the same time.
Ditto. Except ditch the hat!
MORE HATS!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck curing cancer. Tech has real shit to worry about.
Fuck it.
TITS
https://giant.gfycat.com/UnitedTangibleJabiru.mp4
And some ASS
Durant’s out and they’re in Houston? Doesn’t matter, Rockets taking a cue from their best player and flopping.
Mom boobs
This guy’s next move was filled with regret.
#BFIB lose, I know y’all is as sad as me
I know, in a larger sense, tis humanity that really lost
Eating competitions make God angry.
I can’t imagine these spectacles are well-received, say, in Eritrea
If there were any justice, they wouldn’t be well-received in the U.S.
Peter North isn’t invited back for Ice Cream Night
I feel like Italian tonight.
Spicy meatballs!
Don’t ever watch that movie.
the GIF hint at some solid sapphic action is LIE?
Just don’t watch it.
if there really was good lesbo stuff, y’all would tell me
Indeed
I’ve seen some depressing films in my time; this one is easily top five.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290673/
yikes, no thanks indeed
It was very well done in exploring the absolute worst in human nature and leaving the audience with just that.
the human race really should die out, at least the menfolk
YADI!!!
Fuck off, Lahey.
we sure fucked right off
Vote To Bang
I’d take Monica Bellucci to dinner. I’d even pay!
Later that evening:
Natalie! We’re talkin’ va, va, and voom.
Other than THE BEN ruined it at one point.
Great Dane!
Mom.
Beat your meat. You’re doing it wrong
But it needs to be tender!
It’s the symbolis…….. never mind.
Mom blew a seal.
“So I said, ‘just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, ok pal?'” — Kip Adotta
When I heard she was a squirter…..
Why the fuck is there no hockey tonight?
West Wing binge continues then.
I too am relaxing in the west wing of my manor and binge drinking.
I love the way the dog stops and looks at her like “what the hell is that weirdo doing?”
Seventeen minutes left on the timer? But I want my ribeye roast NOW!
Kinda makes me want to learn a new language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NFWgG4_6NI
This is hypnotic for multiple reasons.
Bonernotic?
Mrs. Draper #2 might be the sexiest lady in EVAR
Agreed.
She seems nice.
Oh, indeed.
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I haven’t seen a woman so upset about someone grabbing her underpants since…when did Jerry Richardson quit again?
I’ve seen her longer videos and that woman is truly amazing.
Yes.
9/10….would buy her a hoolahoop at Toyz R Us.
/remembers Toyz R Us has gone out of business.
Well crap.
Not exactly. It was murdered by private equity.
Let Detroit go bankrupt ,, amirite?
so, you get a rain delay at 8-2, bottom 6…can’t everyone just agree to give up?
[receives text from housing complex gate]
“Honey, do we know an A. Reid?”
That 4 lbs of roast is gonna come in handy now.
Pfft, all it would do is whet his appetite.
/RTD EYES ANDY REID’S TUB OF “MONGOOSE SAUCE” WARILY
Do you need backup to fend him off? I’ll only take 1 pound.
Don’t worry. He’ll take forever to get to you.
Ted Cruz is in attendance at the Rockets game.
THE ZODIAC KILLER IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE, YOU INCOMPETENT ASSHOLE COPS!!!
I hppe that if my life story is ever made into a film the poster includes the tagline “Uncut” (even though that isn’t technically true).
Holy ass, the ol’ 1-4-4-3 and the Yanks get out of bases loaded nobody out unscathed.
4 lbs of ribeye roast will soon be headed to my belly.
Its job will be to reinforce the wine that has already taken up a defensive position.
You gonna eat 4lbs? I wish I was there to watch that.
I dunno, with how good it’s looking I just might.
I once gained 3 pounds on the Bullock’s BBQ penny scale (before and post-meal).
That was a Friday around 5p, I didn’t eat again until the following Sunday night
Bullock’s in Durham?
Tommy died recently in case you didn’t know.
yup, binged there a few times in law school
Yep. Tommy died a coupla months ago, now the kids are fighting over who owns the joint.
Hopefully an impudent Cab or spicy Zinfandel.
(Chugging Hangar 24 Orange Wheat while considering ordering pizza. Same thing really.)
A blend from Portugal.
Fuck I’m drooling. Send a car for me.
“Siri send car to run over SonOfSpam.”
(First ask her if it’s raining outside)
That joke is funny to everyone but Paul Manafort.
Ronaldo’s bastard child?
One of probably several hundred.
I mean, that’s not the kind one aborts. Little fucker might be buying you a house on Maui in 20 years.
I mean, I would abort for the erection, but I see your point.
I still can’t believe that dipshit dumped Irina Shayk because his mother hated her.
Apparently he’s more into raping women than dating physically perfect ones.
Adam Ottovino won’t be able to strike out Babe Ruth, as he’s trying to walk the entire ballpark. Which is the Trop, so that’s about 6 people.
Why do the dirt Bucs have guys like Pham and Choi in their lineup? Are they just moonlighting sushi chefs?
First and foremost, those is some quality ladies. Hard (heh) to pick a favorite, but I’ve always been partial to Ms Bellucci. But I’d settle for, let’s say, any of them. Nicely done.
And sorry about your O’s getting rained on by Trout homers tonight. And now it’s raining there.
but HAHA you still play the corpse of Albert Pujols
He got his 2000th RBI yesterday, so he’s obviously as good as he ever was.
(Also, with Shohei back, Albert is gettin some days off…like today. And we’re winning. Ok, it’s because we’re playing the O’s but still.)
the free Brian Goodwin also helps y’all considerably
Thanks to the incompetent Royals organization!
yeah, they wouldn’t play Jose “Cafecito” Martinez, either – and those fuckers coulda used him at DH.
When I was about 21, I went to an open tryout for the Royals (went with a friend, mainly doing it just because), and they did not sign me. THEY ARE ACCURSED EVER SINCE. (The recent WS win did not happen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfoXMr_s4xI&t=36s
Straight ball, I hit it very much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZprAlFcQLA
Hey, they have a net WAR of 0.3! (+1.4 for the hitters, -1.1 for the pitchers.) And Trey Mancini’s WAR is above 1!
I didn’t even know Monica Bellucci had kids.
/SETS TIMER TO OPINIE ON HER DAUGHTER IN A GEW YEARS.
Holy cats, is Roberto Clemente’s son ever FAT. Like, bet he has to wear a mumu kind of fat.
More like Roberto Clemente Hungeritian Award, amirite?
The Dirt Bucs actually got affected by the mound visit rule!
Now that Denver is looking to decriminalize mushrooms, I expect Oregon to follow suit. And eventually micro dosing LSD. Frankly, I think it would go a long way to decriminalizing meth and hard stuff. As evil as meth is, and as much as I’d like to get Sudafed without a prescription, I think it’s one of those things where it might be better to make it legal or not criminal to make it at least less likely to be made of poisons if possible. Idk how it works exactly.
But drug laws just don’t seem to work and I think it’s easier to bust people for real crimes without also hitting them for using or possession or even selling something. There’s an irony that legal pot is getting more regulated and hard to get legally than if it were only illegal. Like alcohol post-“repeal” (which the 21st amendment didn’t exactly do) being harder to get than it was under prohibition because of all the regulations.
Sorry for the digression.
100% agree. Alcohol is a poison, and we rightly let people decide how rapidly they want to kill themselves with it.
Legalize IT ALL. Don’t play favourites. Taxes can pay most of cost of real, universal healthcare.
Free all the incarcerated drug users and dealers, and jail the entire Sackler family.
Oh, yes. The Sacklers need to be purged from existence.
I’m very much Live and Let Die, so I say we decriminalize everything and let everyone OD
This planet is too crowded. BAM! I just solved Climate Change.
You’re welcome.
yeah, why the fuck would we want to encourage LIFE? We need some beautiful corpses, clean this planet up.
I also support assisted suicide.
And I’m the asshole that would yell, “JUMP YOU PUSSY!” at someone threatening suicide on a ledge.
damn skippy x2
I do, too. That’s another good policy Oregon has enacted.
Oregon seems pretty perfect
It is other than not having enough sunshine (but climate change is rectifying that). I’m the one making myself miserable.
I have to imagine that most people would rather do other drugs than meth. I mean, I’m sure meth has its appeal, but if something else is cheaper and safer I’d imagine most folks would rather do that.
I mean, a perfectly good 8-ball?
/or SPEEDball, got mah terms mixed up, Biggie would be so ashamed…
RIP to John, the GOOD Belushi brother.
The inspiration for Duck Tales’ Beagle Boys.
Not a mom. Don’t care.
hey now, she may have a dog or cat
Gary Bettman is an international disgrace.
“batlh Hutlh gary bettman” — Ancient Klingon proverb
Better make that a galactic disgrace.