Your Wednesday Evening Game 7 Open Thread

NFL Nuggets:

  • Relive the majesty.

    Likely solely brought in for the inevitable headlines when he was cut, the Bears have indeed cut Chris Blewitt from their kicker competition at camp, after only one day.

    • During a photo-op, all three kickers they brought in to camp for trials – Blewitt, Eddy Pineiro, & Elliott Fry – missed consecutive kicks from 42-yards.
    • Meanwhile, Robbie Gould continues to sit out Niners camp due to his franchise tag.
  • Seahawks news, because my feed is full:
    • Shaquem Griffin is going to be upgraded this season.
      • He will move off special teams and into the pass rush rotation as an edge rusher.
    • Pete Carroll expects convicted insider trader Mychal Kendricks to be on the roster sometime this season.
      • It doesn’t hurt that his sentencing hearing has been delayed multiple times, giving Carroll hope he might be eligible to play a good part of the season.
        • Also, ol’ Rog can’t do anything until the courts make up their minds. So Carroll is playing with house money.
        • Based on the size of the illegal trades, Kendricks – even with a plea – is looking at between 30-37 months in prison.
      • Also house money – Kendricks’ deal. According to ESPN:

He received no signing bonus and no guaranteed money. The $4.5 million base value of his deal includes $2 million in per-game active roster bonuses plus two bonuses worth $250,000 apiece that are tied to Kendricks reporting to training camp and being on the 53-man roster in Week 1. He could make an additional $1 million in incentives tied to playing time and sacks, bringing the max value of the deal to $5.5 million.

Finally, the Titans announced late today that they will be retiring the jersey numbers of Eddie George & Steve McNair.

The two of them combined for an 80-48 record in their time at Tennessee.

A failure, according to their head coach.

As the first (mostly) Titans to be given this honour, they will be joining the ranks of retired Oilers jerseys Jim Norton (No. 43), Elvin Bethea (No. 65), Earl Campbell (No. 34), Mike Munchak (No. 63), Bruce Matthews (No. 74), and Warren Moon (No. 1).

If you want to feel old, it’ll be 10 years (July 4, 2009) since Steve McNair was killed.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: GAME 7, BAY-BAY!
    • Blues at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC / Sportsnet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTyAiCaoG8

  • MLB:
    • Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Brewers at Astros – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN3

Hottest day of the year so far, but I still have to wear my Bruins jersey to school.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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WCS

So, is Internet Dad still alive? Or, did his liver just jump out of his mouth in advance of what’s to arrive?

Porky Prime

Headline, morning edition…

BLUES BOOT BRUS, BOOZY BOSTON BRUTES BRUISE BROADS

Porky Prime

Kings win Cup.
Boston loses Cup.

My range of hockey reactions are pretty binary.

Sharkbait

Fuck the Kings.

Porky Prime

I take far more pleasure from Boston losing, trust me. The Kings are just like, hey I used to live near by those guys.

Don T

Oldie but goody.
-L. Trotsky, México

Mr. Ayo

Alright, you’re off broadcast TV, turn that mic on. I want to hear more “exaltations.”

WCS

Their trainer just gave a “OH FUCK YEAH!”

Mr. Ayo

Yep, and they turned the mic right back off. Ha!

Horatio Cornblower

That is awesome.

...

Portnoy being unhappy is one of the best part of this.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d also like to think they he lost a bunch of money on it.

Fronkenshteen

Please tell me Stan Kroenke doesn’t benefit from this.

Mr. Ayo

Nope. He owns the Avs.

...

God doesn’t exist, but every time a Boston team loses, we all believe he does.

Horatio Cornblower

This has to be some kind of record for audible F-bombs in network TV.

Mr. Ayo

Can’t wait for Deadspin’s FCC blog post about it!

Brick Meathook

FUCKIN’ FUCK!

Horatio Cornblower

I haven’t seen anything get kissed this hard by sweaty men since Tom Brady’s kid after the Super Bowl.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I presume Trump will still invite Boston to the White House for celebratory white people food.

WCS

So, Big Macs and Whoppers. Again.

Dunstan

Did… Bettman just say the Cup is finally going BACK to the fans of St. Louis?

Mr. Ayo

He sure did!

Horatio Cornblower

Bettman’s knowledge of hockey history is on full display right there.

Horatio Cornblower

If the Stanley Cup ever disappears know that it is in my attic and will remain there until the Whalers are returned to Hartford.

Oh, and also shut up about it.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

THESE BLUES, I CALL THEM A DOMINICAN GUNMAN BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T FINISH THE JOB… is what I was planning on saying if the Bruins won.

Dunstan

Yeah, well, Bill Simmons had 5,000 words written about how he and Jack-Off and House-O and O’Queef FACKING WILLED THE BRUINS TO VICTAHRY!

Don T

You could go with
The Bruins were legit as a Dominican birth certificate.

Horatio Cornblower

Smart move giving that guy the Conn Smythe; no way anyone named Ryan O’Reilly gets booed in Boston.

Brick Meathook

Give it to Matt Kelly! (200 drunk Irishmen step forward)

Fronkenshteen

Hell, I might engrave “BOUWMEESTER” on my own goddamn cup. That’s a cool name.

Dunstan

“You’d be surprised how quickly you run out of writing space. Trust me.” — B. Favre

Sharkbait

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr. Ayo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Horatio Cornblower

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dunstan

I was saying TUUUUU-ka!

Fronkenshteen

Motherfucker had my NHL.tv account auto-resubscribe for NEXT SEASON before this series ended. Cancelled that shit toot sweet. Fucking grifter.

Horatio Cornblower

I have to drive to my office tomorrow, which I ordinarily hate, but I am going to have EEI on the entire way, even when it gets staticy, and it is going to be wonderful.

scotchnaut

An f-bomb during a hockey interview? Someone please cover my virgin ears.

Brick Meathook

Thank God a team from America won.

Horatio Cornblower

Zdeno Chara is an absolute monster. All respect to that guy.

Porky Prime

Fuck Missourah, but as for Boston…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cccJhMVFrLs

Horatio Cornblower

Brad Marchand crying justifies every St. Louis cheap shot.

Dunstan

We need a separate camera feed just of his crying face

WCS

Oh, thank God.

–no one ever after a Street Louis team did a good

Sharkbait

Senor, when the fuck did Michael Del Zotto go to St. Louis??

Dunstan

Somebody please make a .gif of that shot I just saw of Brad Marchand crying. I MUST HAVE IT.

Sharkbait

GIVE ME ALL THE CRYING MARCHAND GIFS

Horatio Cornblower

Gotta believe that was a too many men on the ice penalty against St. Louis with 1.5 to go.

Fronkenshteen

This is absolutely fucking glorious.

Dunstan

Gloria-us!

Horatio Cornblower

Who the fuck leaves Game 7 of a Stanley Cup Final before the end? I don’t care if your team is down 12-0 with :30 to go, you plant your ass in your seat and you stay right there until you have booed the unholy Christ out of Gary Bettman!

Sharkbait

Fact.

Dunstan

Amen!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gotta beat traffic.

scotchnaut

“Hopefully they’re worn out before they get home.”

-Wives

Brocky

As if you really need to ask. We all know the reason we hate boston is the simple fact of how shitty their fans are

Unsurprised

And the city and the people and the local climate and the government and …

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Where are you when diarrhea strikes?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I just didn’t time the acid right again.

scotchnaut

And Christ-you applaud your team for making it to game 7 of the fucking finals!

scotchnaut

The Bruins can still hold their heads high-they’re 3.25 times better than the Thai women’s soccer team.

Horatio Cornblower

Banner.

Dunstan

Asian women haven’t been involved in something that shameful since Robert Kraft’s last massage.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, sorry Scotch, but you just set the record for shortest banner.

Brocky

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WCS

NO ONE DENIES THIS

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck your duck boats.

Dunstan

“And duck the charges from your fuck boats” — Minnesota Vikings alumni

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t knock it; in the right waves it add to the pushing motion.

Sharkbait

They legit just cut the game audio at the bar and turned the music back on

Unsurprised

Hey, did you all know that Glenn Howerton is an antivaxxer?

Horatio Cornblower

The hell you say!

WCS

Aw, c’mon. Don’t harsh my buzz.

Brocky

That is somehow both surprising and not surprising.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So he’s not acting in IASiP.

herodotus450

Starting to look like US-Thailand out there.

Brocky

AS A BOSTAN FAHN, I AM O-FENNDEDDD AT THE LACK OF CLASS FROM-AH THE BLOOS FANS!

Brocky

I googled rask to find footage of him giving up goals to the Blackhawks, and i found this, feel bad for laughing:

https://boston.cbslocal.com/2019/06/12/cancer-patient-tuukka-rask-radiation-mask/

Sharkbait

How much will you savages give me if I play Gloria at the end if the game on the bar jukebox?

Dunstan

I’m in for $20

Mr. Ayo

Start it now, on repeat.

WCS

Not enough to pay your eventual medical bills.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll donate $100 to your estate.

Brocky

YES

Horatio Cornblower

Boston is going to burn to the ground tonight.

Someone run out and get a shitload of salt so we can make sure it doesn’t come back.

Dunstan

Oh, now this is just too delightful

Brick Meathook

IT’S A BOSTON MASSACRE

Mr. Ayo

BURY THEM!

Unsurprised

I just realized that the shaved head lady I saw at that Pride party on Saturday was probably Riley Nixon. Now if I can only figure out who the 6’2″ blonde Russian model is.

Dunstan

NAWT FAYUH! WE DESAHVED THIS AFTAH WE SUFFAHED SO MUCH THIS WEEK WITH DAVID ORTIZ!

Horatio Cornblower

So the new rumor is that he was screwing around with a drug lord’s woman and that’s why he got shot. I have no idea if this is true, but it was on the internet so it must be at least reliable.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The song “It’s a Living Thing” makes me think of the final scene in Boogie Nights, which I’m sure is what Pixar’s marketing team was aiming for when they made that ad for Toy Story.

Dunstan

Then you’ll really enjoy when you find out that “I’ve Got A Brand New Pair of Rollerskates” is on the soundtrack.

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

Well, that’s the ol’ puck game.

Brick Meathook

Like Eddie Shore. And Toe Blake.

SonOfSpam

St Louis fans are awful and racist and still preferable to Massholes.

Sorry to anyone insulted by that, even though it’s well-deserved.

WCS

Enemy of my enemy and whatnot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just make sure you are close to a toilet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, sorry, ENEMY.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s really hard to root for the Blues, who are basically a bunch of jumped up thugs, but then I see Curt Shilling rooting for the Bruins and remember that they pay Marchand and suddenly I’m willing to fuck the St. Louis Arch at high noon on a Sunday if that’s what it takes to send Boston home empty-handed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am operating under the assumption that all American hockey fans are equally racist, so that way I don’t have to think about awful people having cause to celebrate.

Dunstan

“Commissioner Bettman has just announced that, as a matter of fairness, games will now be decided by whichever team has the most shots on goal. Effective immediately. Congratulations, Bruins!”

scotchnaut

[Sam Adams cries into his beer]

Unsurprised

I don’t know the context, but I still find this funny.

WCS

OH FACK YEEEEAAAHHHHH