Your day may have sucked, but it went nowhere near as badly as Matt Patricia's.
If I read the stories correctly:
He was on Spring Break at South Padre Island in 1996.
He & a fraternity brother apparently sexually assaulted a woman at a hotel.
She initially complained to
OOOHHH - BEEF!
Pete Carroll had things to say about Richard Sherman & Michael Bennett having things to say on their way out of the Emerald City.
The money quote from the interview is Carroll claiming "sometimes guys can't hang with what's expected."
Oh, and about any malcontents?
New England is Hoyer Country once again as he signed a three-year deal to hold Tom's hat when he goes onto the field.
But he almost stopped in Green Bay, as the Packers try to move on without Aaron Rodgers.
Which CLEARLY bodes well for the rest of
Eddie Lacy met his first Seahawks weight target Monday, coming in at 253 pounds, well under the 255 pounds he was required to be by this date in order to receive a salary bonus of $55,000.
By July 1, his next goal is 250 pounds. August will bring the
But not in the bad-touchy Dad-from-7th-Heaven kind of way.
The NFL has named Alberto Riveron the new Head of Officiating.
Technically the senior vice president of officiating, he fills the role vacated by former officiating head Dean Blandino.
Riveron, the NFL's first Hispanic referee, was elevated to referee in 2008.
Norv news! Norv Turner resigned from the Vikings this morning. No reason has officially been given, so speculate away!
It seems to have broken Big Daddy Drew.
Wade Phillips is back at work.
The PA may be pushing the NFL to tolerate Mary Jane as an alternative to