Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 7 (Pillow Talk)

INT. DARKENED GUEST ROOM AT CASA MANNING – LATE NIGHT

VOICE 1: Are you…are you sure this is a good idea?

VOICE 2: It’s fine. I mean, we’re both adults.

VOICE 1: Yeah, but…[trails off]

VOICE 2: You’re worried about what they’ll say.

VOICE 1: A little bit, yeah.

VOICE 2: If they find out.

VOICE 1: Yeah.

VOICE 2: Honestly, it’s none of their business. It’s not like I plan to say anything.  Were you planning to go running around bragging about how you bagged a…

VOICE 1: I know, I know.  And no, I’d never do that.  But if we…I mean…when we wake up tomorrow, will you still respect me?

VOICE 2: [earnestly] You have my absolute word that I will not respect you the slightest bit less than I already do.

VOICE 1: Well that…hey, wait a minute!

VOICE 2: [giggles]

VOICE 1: Shhh!

VOICE 2: But seriously, we’re just having fun here.  You get that, right?

VOICE 1: Oh, I do.  I promise, no expectations.

VOICE 2: This feels like freshman year all over again.

VOICE 1: Wait, you were doing this kind of stuff in high school?

VOICE 2: A freshman in college.  Ew.

There is the sound of rustling under the covers, and a muffled gasp.

VOICE 1: Well.  You certainly don’t feel like a freshman…

Today’s topic is “pillow talk”.  Pick five – FIVE – songs that you like to listen to while going to bed.  This can mean sexytime, or it can just mean music that helps send you off to slumberland.  I’ll be doing my own five down in the komments, but here’s an example to get everyone started – the Simpsons’ take on the Beatles’ classic “Golden Slumbers”. 

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This song is clearly both “sexytime” and “pillowtalk”. Natch (for my generation):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha3QivnjbIU

scotchnaut

Something about her voice wants me to go to Sleepy Town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS3yUwFnVGQ

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Voice 2 is totally Virginia McCaskey.

King Hippo

oh u noe Ginny FUCKS!

scotchnaut

So much to chose from regarding Van Morrison. Here’s my pick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFAp3aRJ2vA

scotchnaut

Guess I’m doing a Double Thingy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpPSBzGEklE

scotchnaut

“Now the party’s over-I’m so tired.” If one of you would rock me to sleep while this plays that’d be… zzzzzzz.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpA_5a0miWk

yeah right
scotchnaut

“Hah! hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…hah…”

-Laurie Anderson

King Hippo
Don T

A meditation on Lucy (the skeleton), sexy AF. By the classiest perv evah: Gustavo Cerati – “He visto a Lucy”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cB0cm-DibyI

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Don T

Reggae works for either! (YMMV)
Local boys Cultura Profética – “La complicidad”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fjg3n5nt550

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SonOfSpam

5) After a restful night, you’re ready for a day like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NFV8dHrZYM

SonOfSpam

4) Enjoy a visit from a candy-colored clown (and hopefully not Dennis Hopper)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPqZs7Vl_xg

SonOfSpam

3) Fall asleep to a soothing/creepy lullaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6t56U9tBg

SonOfSpam

2) Important to have sex with someone who thinks she’s so prett-EEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trh9Y598fM

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice

SonOfSpam

1) It’s important to sleep in the right place. California, for example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxzMbAMO73k

theeWeeBabySeamus

And for my fifth and final, I hate to say it, but I’ve been listening to this a lot lately.
Saddest piece of music ever composed, IMHO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

SonOfSpam

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup

blaxabbath

That bed reminds me of one thing….

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King Hippo
ballsofsteelandfury

Awesome song

theeWeeBabySeamus

VOICE 2: [earnestly] You have my absolute word that I will not respect you the slightest bit less than I already do.

LMFAO

King Hippo

Good song to end the night on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08