NFL Nourishment:
- The Texans appear to be approaching the 2019 season with the intent of having no GM.
- Since their attempt to recruit Patriots personnel man Nick Caserio ended with a tampering allegation, it appears management is going to be fine with no one overseeing Bill O’Brien.
- Because if there’s anyone you can trust with no oversight, it’s a former head coach at Penn State.
- Since their attempt to recruit Patriots personnel man Nick Caserio ended with a tampering allegation, it appears management is going to be fine with no one overseeing Bill O’Brien.
- The deadline for franchise tagged players to sign multi-year deals is Monday, July 15.
- There are three left on the table:
- Robbie Gould – 49ers
- Jadeveon Clowney – Texans
- Grady Jarrett – Falcons
- Each player could be sitting a while, as there are no compelling reasons for the teams to push for a signature on any contract:
- Clowney & Jarrett want too much money than the team can afford long-term against the salary cap.
- Gould wants to leave & go to another NFC contender (the Bears), and they want to get something in return.
- SBNation has a pretty good 2019 tag breakdown here, although they haven’t updated it to remove players who have signed or been traded.
- There are three left on the table:
- The Cardinals made the only pick in today’s Supplemental Draft.
- They picked Washington State safety Jalen Thompson in the fifth round.
- Thereby surrendering their 5th rounder in the 2020 Draft.
- They picked Washington State safety Jalen Thompson in the fifth round.
- The NFL & the Dolphins announced they will pick up the medical bills for recent amputee Kendrick Norton.
- There is also discussion of placing him on the non-football injury list, so he can draw his base $495,000 salary in addition to having his bills covered.
- He faces at least two more surgeries on his arm before they can begin determining the viability for a prosthetic.
- Did you know Larry Fitzgerald is about to pass Tony Gonzalez for second in all-time receptions? You do now!
- Current standings:
- 3rd: Larry Fitzgerald – 1303
- 2nd: Tony Gonzalez – 1325
- 1st: Jerry Rice – 1549
- Current standings:
Finally, in Hippo-interested news, former Patriot Richard Seymour is in the top-40 remaining players at the 2019 World Series of Poker.
- As of Tuesday night, Seymour had 2.75 million chips, which was the 35th highest chip total of any player.
- As of my typing this Wednesday afternoon at about 3:30, he’s since dropped to 102nd place & is down to $2.0 million chips.
- You can follow the chip counts here.
Just because: CBS – who had the link to the Poker details – issued a new poster for their “Picard” All-Access series today, and I think this tweet sums it up best for die-hard fans:
Jean-Wick Picard pic.twitter.com/FaWi81OHue
— meaning machine (@EricThurm) July 10, 2019
Tonight’s sports:
- 2019 ESPY Awards
- 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
- NBA Summer League Basketball:
- Pelicans vs. Cavaliers – 7:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN4
- Knicks vs. Lakers – 9:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN4
- World Series of Poker:
- 2019 Main Event Day 5 – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
Dear Lord, that’s a lot of wasted broadcast airspace. Well, at least baseball’s back tomorrow.
That soccer lady sure is something.
https://pixxxels.cc/qgY8Z2dY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hra1pHRIw70
got a lot of words about this shit.
And if you know me I’ve got a lot of words.
https://deadspin.com/jalen-richard-for-the-good-of-everyone-please-vaccina-1836258580
If your religion actually advises not getting optimum health care for your OWN children and that in turn endangers other peoples kids?
Man, FUCK your religion.
You did religion wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJwuql1xKog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3rzi7dZVQ
There will be 3 make up courses on religion but of course that will cut into your family’s holiday plans.
Aren’t you shameful!
Since apparently none of you knew what I was talking about, here ya go:
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/bagel-boss-man-rants-women-dating-sites?origin=web-hf
We didn’t want to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNU7iIdw7Ss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arIinLwqGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrxAO-Hq5Uk
Hey, everybody
With sound: https://giant.gfycat.com/DistantConfusedBobcat.mp4
Debating whether or not to get up at 2:30 a.m. for the cricket. We shall see.
That’s a sticky wicket
TRIPLE TRIPLE TRIPLE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePl0e0YCRc
FIRED FIRED FIRED!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktnnh2FafBE
Mind if I join the party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FsUFBGgnks
Of course I don’t mind; the more the this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48qcnpCWBq0
Now if we’re gonna do Roxy Music.
Directed by Phil Manzanara.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjkVYOArUQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZr5HpNm2TU
The Dr. Mrs. just cued up a show called “love island” which appears to be the British version of Paradise Hotel. I feel like an absolute fool for every having wondered how Brexit happened.
We need a review of Sex Island
There is absolutely zero shade anywhere at this place. They should call it Melanoma Island.
Perhaps “Darwin Experiment Island.”
There’s a girl on here who’s supposedly twenty-six. If true, it is a HARD twenty-six.
I guess some people do like watching NFL games on their iPads.
If any organization would be stupid enough to send a PDF back that could be unredacted, it would be the Bengals/City of Cincinnati.
https://deadspin.com/officials-respond-to-public-records-request-on-bengals-1836243120
And people have the balls to say we live in a democracy. Or a republic. Fuck difference does it make.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Have you folks seen the story about the woman who went to the fertility clinic, gave birth to twins, and they both genetically belong to two other (different) women?
Oooooops?
My opinion….she carried them and birthed them.
They belong to her.
What say you?
I’m of that opinion too. Mainly, though, I think everyone who got involved with the clinic needs to end up very, very rich.
She has the right of first refusal.
The Clinic should give her freebies with her fertilized egg(s).
In Canada, legally, she’s not the mother, but just a vessel, so those kids belong to the woman’s whose egg they’re from.
Either way, this is tragic and a fucking nightmare to the woman who gave birth. Compensate her well and make sure those kids go to where they belong.
No but if you hum a few bars I’ll fake it!
I would involve a serious attorney to sort out the drothers
Are we not talking about the bagel asshole?
LISTEN! PEOPLE IN ST LOUIS DO NOT ACTUALLY SLICE THEIR BAGELS THAT WAY!
Wait, is this something else?
The bagel asshole? I thought that was when Balls wandered into a synagogue by mistake.
No, that was when I dated a nice Jewish girl that loved anal sex.
You did her lox of times, right?
LOL
I gave her a schmear or two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2u8TyOVpOo&t=33s
LOL. I am not saying a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93ffGXWIV4E
Albert Haynesworth needs a kidney? Let me see if I can find the effort to see if I’m a match.
My Fight Network preview is currently showing some form of MMA from deep inside Russia. All the fighters are either bald or unibrowed hair monsters, and I think the commentary is along the lines of, “We searched deep within the Caucasus Mountains to bring you combatants that are only halfway along the evolutionary timeline…”
Am I the only one disturbed by this photo?
Bad memories of your encounter with the tickle monster?
Hahahahaha
Hahaha. NC State is the first to receive a notice of allegations from the NCAA.
At least they got something good out of it though, all those wins and championships…
Yeah, as if any of us didn’t see that coming.
But at least we won….
Oh, wait.
Just checked and Seymour is now at #86.
It has been pointed out to me that the following looks like a mermaid jacking off two guys.
Get you mind out of the gutter! The HJ foundation doesn’t go in for those types of shenanigans.
Yeah – beat it with those jokes.
I do not expect to encounter anything funnier this month.
That’s great hustle all around.
Damn, Ariel’s gone completely downhill since being replaced.
…in what world did someone think it was a good idea to put circles above the H lines?
Middle out?
Would any of you consider coming here and killing me and making it look like a suicide?
I’ll pay your airfare, and will make sure you get away clean.
NOT YOU BALLS!!!!!!!!
Awwww…
You had your chance.
Premium Economy? And one, no, TWO drink coupons.
Business class. No drinks other than what’s already in the liquor cabinet at the house.
Never flown in Business. Let’s do this.
FWIW, we got vodka, tequila and bourbon in the cabinet. Might also be a little bit of kahlua and other shitty liqeuers.
Ammo is on the first door to the left.
Aw, I was gonna go sharpened post right up the poop chute until it pierced something vital. Spam The Impaler.
The Transcontinental Line
Wasn’t that the plot of Fletch?
I am so looking forward to Picard and Locutie the Space Dog.
Legal disclaimer: This GIF’s opinion does not reflect that of the commenter, who doesn’t consider an ESPY to be an award at all.
Zion just beat Dexy’s Midnight Runners!
Hey, at least Stripes is on BBC America.
But not on BBC Canada, so therefore the point is moot.
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Cows do have opinions.