INT. KITCHEN – DAY
It is morning in the Manning household. A dozen martini glasses are drying on a rack next to the sink. A young man sits at the table eating a bowl of Captain Crunch.
— [kitchen door flies open] —
OLIVIA MANNING: [humming cheerfully, then notices Eli] Oh! Good morning, Eli.
ELI: [mumbles]
OLIVIA: I didn’t expect you to be awake so early. Where’s your friend?
ELI: Daniel? I’m not sure.
OLIVIA: You don’t know where he is?
ELI: I mean, he’s probably still asleep.
OLIVIA: In your room.
ELI: Uh, yeah. I guess. I thought I remembered him climbing out the window at like 3 a.m. And yelling that the early bird gets the worm and that he was gonna get him some delicious grubs. But that was just a dream, I guess.
OLIVIA: Eli, did you get up in the middle of the night and go into the guest room for some reason?
ELI: Huh? No, I don’t think so. I definitely don’t remember doing anything like that.
OLIVIA: Eli, do you remember anything about last night?
ELI: [ruminates while chewing] No, not really. I must have been really sleepy.
OLIVIA: Hmm. Well, that’s probably for the best. I have a nail appointment in twenty minutes so I won’t be around to see your little friend off. Please thank him for being such a wonderful guest.
ELI: Okay.
OLIVIA: And Eli?
ELI: Yeah mom?
OLIVIA: Do me a favor and strip the sheets off your bed.
ELI: Okay.
OLIVIA: And while you’re at it, do the same for the ones in the guest room.
ELI: Will do.
OLIVIA: You know what? Get the ones in my room too. Let’s, uh, let’s change all the sheets this morning. All the sheets in the whole house.
—
Today’s topic is “mornings”. No limit, just share songs that get you going first thing in the morning. I’ll get us started with the accompaniment from one of my favorite scenes in The Rules of Attraction, the song “Colours” by Donovan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIfSHncfhsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbeNRHtpgOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsfmPyH3_t8
If Rob Ryan started a band, this is what he would name them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssiHXnMdE0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG8mJ2XauIY
Does this count as a double shot?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1-pUaogoX5o&feature=youtu.be
Y’ll missed this”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBX-ESFDF0
Nice take.
Marmalade.
I like marmalade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn51ivJPFzw
I am disappoint for briefly forgetting about my favorite (MAYBE) Tull song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z2RzVhw4rE
That’s real fucking good.
Get up, this is what I see? Fuck you, it counts!
/also Claire Boucher almost makes me feel feelings again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
fuck it, I is down the wormhole now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY
“#MeToo”
– the worm
[commences headbanging]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fc-lblrvg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZXS8Jpkiac
Hopefully the sky is blue when you wake up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxCtq4fzqUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHSpVznisck
Is Gerald around again?
Sorry. I’m an asshole.
No, actually that has me LMFAO’ing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91lw-hfafdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1fImXAeS-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3BaQKJN-2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbdnuE-lAbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t1_ETuWIbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvKbBkiYN9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu7a9lADJ0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tvXGGiGHZE
Ooh nice. This song gives me frisson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R06CwkXpqrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njp86LvhSQQ
My coke dealer buddy hated this tune…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pFXE28y8Y
I didn’t figure out that he was a coke dealer until right up to the time when he said so.
/hey, look at 20 something year old me! I’m the most naive person ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnarxjoq3xs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V0h2ntz2aQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUSELxFok
Hehehehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMV10930uUU
I’ve never heard this song. I plan to keep it that way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBQZnHv74dQ
This always makes me want a beer for breakfast and another for dessert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqGWTxwZEA
At beach (Emerald Isle, NC). Making dinner. Buying fresh shrimp. Making scampi. Want to buy clams for appetizers, too. Inexperienced. Recipes? HELP!
YOU SONOFABITCH!!!!! Errrrrr ummmmm…. I mean I might be slightly jealous.
Where you staying? Don’t you dare say The islander!!!!! Also, wave to my old house as you go by.
Are steamers a thing in NC? If so, get a couple pounds of those. Rinse them well. Get a pot of water going to a simmer. Put a colander, sieve or steamer basket inside the pot. put the clams in the basket. Close and steam them until they open. Reserve some of the steaming water to rinse the clams a second time just before dunking them in melted butter.
Steamers are really more of a Cleveland thing.
Get a pound or two of jumbo shrimp.
Equal parts butter and olive oil. Heat up in a pan, sear the shrimp for a minute or two on both sides, season with salt, pepper and red pepper flake.
Deglaze the pan with some white wine.
Pour wine broth/pan drippings over shrimp.
Plate up, add some fresh parsley and a squeeze of lemon. Goes great over pasta too.
What he said. Go up to Morehead (lol more head) to Sanitary Fish Market. They’ll do you right.
OH SHIT! And 4 cloves of finely minced garlic to the scampi recipe!
No Old Bay?! I thought I knew you!
They don’t carry Old Bay in Italy as a rule.
I can see the allure of it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGVmKzg-rc
When it comes to singing this song, Kristofferson > Cash. CONTROVERSIAL.
See? Yeah Right knows what’s up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rn4ffX2a9Q
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G25UfrhEArA
I fully expect to get “Duded” for this one.
Don’t care. It’s a good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVISS-lEAc
I can’t, since I’ve never heard of this. Probably awful, but I’ll never know.
Maureen Maguyver’s his way into the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcTUM_lWG7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxSsC9EWccc
True story, she’s my second favourite Maureen. My favorite Maureen? Maureen McCormick.
MARSHA MARSH MARSHA
OW MY NOSE.
Yeah he did.
Where does Maureen Ponderosa fit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wauzrPn0cfg
Great minds.
This has been on my Alarm playlist since high school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxIo57WURRE
[constructs boat made of pastrami]
– Andy Reid
[sinks less than fifteen minutes into maiden voyage]
– also Andy Reid
I enjoyed this journey.
Does Andy Reid float, sink or does it depend on what he’s been eating?
“Seven Seas of Rye, hic, that sounds awesome!”
WAKE UP
SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING MAKEUP
RAMALAMADINGDONGFUCKIT SHAKE UP
WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE
PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER YOU WANTED TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
Impressive job deciphering the lyrics.
In my e-mail this morning: “Shinedown playing in Irvine – $20 seats!”
I assume they’re offering me $20 to go? Nice, but not enough.
When you wake up in your castle in the English countryside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2JjJPDz3EE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjb9AxDkwAQ
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Dh-I0_m5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkb9ZrRKBiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXTJwT6FdNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QK8RxCAwo
Whatta voice. Just as good live. Stupid depression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPscelHVhA
A song about gettin some morning sexytime – also, Scorpions rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kxTNYT0pA
“Eh. They’re okay. A little bland.” – Senor Weaselo
Scorps double shot, but it’s not about the song. Listen to the first 10 seconds and try to decipher what the fuck Klaus is saying. GERMANS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu0_u-dVLbM
The way this song builds, it works as either wake up music or driving (windows down) music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQEbV9b3m8
Hippo rec’d these guys
I dove in. Loved their stuff.
I recc’d to my oldest son
He loved them
I booked tickets to a gig in Toronto. 4th row.
Waiting outside the venue-ran into a guy that I’ve been playing fantasy football with for 15 years.
Son took a pic of fantasy buddy and wife outside venue.
This is all true. Every last bit of it.
Ok, this is a little on the nose, but it really is a great “git you going” song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zdNdjF-htY
“We’re DOUBLE SHOTTING this, right, Low Commander?”
“Yes Other Low Commander. Yes we are.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUfaJ8RqfOg
Pretty good run for Barry:
1) Archer villain(s)
2) Bill Hader show
3) Soon-to-be hurricane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdUVjyxWrM
Daniel’s reaction when he realizes he doesn’t know where his duffel bag is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9xzPJoB-U
So are we ever gonna find out who was doin it last week?
I feel like there was Hot Coug Action happenin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qK82JvRY5s