The first week is over and boy-howdy am I ready for some hard drinking. I so far have registered 30 at-risk students in my program. That’s more than double last year’s first-week total, and is already close to the point where I will have to close registration because I don’t have enough room or materials for beyond 40 kids.
Also, I may have to learn Tagalog, given how many Filipinos I have in my program. Parents in the district are screaming for French immersion, but my risible French serves no useful purpose when my classroom sounds like the back alley of a Manila Jollibee.
So, I’m spending this evening with my wife, my dogs, and a bottle of the good scotch from last summer. FOR TOMORROW I FOOTBALL! Three hours down the road is the Seahawks home opener, and I will be there sucking every last drop of fun from my weekend, $5 at a time. Hopefully, if I can keep it between the ditches on the drive home, I have some good pictures to show you during the week.
Tomorrow’s broadcast maps:(courtesy 506sports.com)
CBS SINGLE
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ Tennessee @ Cleveland – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo
█ Kansas City @ Jacksonville – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
█ Buffalo @ NY Jets – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
█ Baltimore @ Miami – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton
█ Indianapolis @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green
█ Cincinnati @ Seattle (LATE) – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta
Really? Tennessee vs. Cleveland gets the CBS A-team? Holy hell are they already in the hole hard for the Browns to make something of themselves.
Meanwhile, the Colts would be better off starting Trent Green.
FOX EARLY
█ Atlanta @ Minnesota – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman
█ LA Rams @ Carolina – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston
█ NO GAME due to blackout enforced by home team on CBS
Can’t argue with much here. Each game looks solid, and has solid announce teams.
FOX LATE
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu
█ NY Giants @ Dallas – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman
█ San Francisco @ Tampa Bay – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber
█ Detroit @ Arizona – Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHILLIN’?! The over/under on Troy referencing Emmitt Smith’s holdout is 7.5. The rest of these games are dogshit, but at least listening to Ronde Barber snicker every time Jameis gets hit will be worth it.
Tonight’s sports: so much college ball, I’m only going with the name-brand matchups.
- NCAA:
- BYU at Tennessee – 7:00PM | ESPN
- If the Vols start 0-2, prepare for the “Peyton, find us a coach!” cries.
- LSU at Texas – 7:30PM | ABC / TSN2
- Buffalo at Penn State – 7:30PM | FOX
- Didn’t Penn State buffalo the Sandusky investigation?
- Tulane at Auburn – 7:30PM | ESPN2
- California at Washington – 10:30PM | FS1
- Stanford at Southern California – 10:30PM | ESPN
- BYU at Tennessee – 7:00PM | ESPN
- MLB:
- Jays at Rays – 6:00PM | Sportsnet
- Phillies at Mets – 7:00PM | FS1
- Giants at Dodgers – 9:00PM | Sportsnet
- CFL:
- Stampeders vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
- International Rugby:
- Canada vs. USA – 10:00PM | TSN
Enjoy your evening everyone. I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw5VrD_d3fE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rvr-A5Pfko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yrlw8FuJko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCZVRQ3z5qE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9nN3G2CSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvaP86BzCc
One more Wonder Showzen clip before bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDmjnOOV0BY
This is the first day…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMtsJW5tB2s
Uhm, guys, I woke up to a series of text about us getting locker room cancer incarnate… So… uhh… where the fuck can I post a complaint against reality?!
Patience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fuRWL82Ki0
Damn you, now I’m thinking of the Wonder Showzen episode.
https://vimeo.com/233150359
My pleasure.
We warned ya.
Never forget!
The most important thing we’ve learned tonight is that one of these kickers is going to be drafted by the Bears and we will watch his dreams die in his eyes the first time he meets coach Nagy.
Oh, and that Seamus needs to follow the “age divided by two, then plus seven” rule. That’ll save you more on long distance than Sprint ever will.
OK, now you’re just being mean.
Holy shit am I tired.
Did you miss my instructions below?
Yeah but I was just smashing my vas deferens
Say what now?
What
That’s not how you’re supposed to do it. But if it works for you, god bless.
/has had vas deferens smashed before
//never did it hizself or voluntarily
Color me shocked.
Also….it certainly never made me tired.
Woke me up fast.
Not what I said, but I don’t disapprove.
Go ahead and crash. Artist’s conception:
13/10.
Would boop.
Huskies tweeker game back on in 15 minutes!
Hit those pipes now folks.
The Trump is president/ Antonio Brown is a P*triot timeline…… well, let’s ride it out, if not for spite, maybe morbid curiosity.
Here I am, I am now on the plane, I am the passenger in Seat 1A. The senior passenger: the first on, the first off, the first down the escape chute, and the spokesman for all the passengers in front of the media.
I’m on the airplane in the background, not that guy in the foreground who’s obviously riding on a train.
I thought Stanford was beating the ass out of USC, what happened?
found a funny:
ME DRESSED IN A CHEERLEADER OUTFIT: I SAY WHAT’S YOU SAY UPDOG, WHAT’S
CROWD: UPDOG
ME DRESSED IN A CHEERLEADER OUTFIT: WHAT’S
CROWD: UPDOG
ME: JUST OWNING AN ENTIRE STADIUM WHAT’S UP WITH YOU
Stupid sexy rockingdog.
https://www.facebook.com/lane.pittman/videos/10156586293401724/
They’re blaming this on Florida Man, but I’m pretty sure that’s PFTC.
Goddammit, did they change the formatting or did I just forget how to post shit?
I would want a Cat 5 just around him, to see what happens. For science, of course.
I don’t get the Arizona /Detroit game tomorrow but I think I’ll still stream the post-game show.
Anyone watching this USC-stanford game?
Of course.
9/10 Would play international twister.
Early game.
I have no expectations.
But this is a tradition dammit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kQlRQRGdfQ
Looks like Stanford is kicking USC while they’re down. It’s a well deserved kicking
That’s not all right all right all right for the Longhorns.
That’s game. Texas had a change and blow it.
Can LSU beat Bama?
neaux
way to have some BALLS!!
New Texas atmosphere? Is that like smog?
Less Gunfire