I’ve been pretty busy lately. I’d tell you about it, but I’m too tired this week to type that much. Maybe next week.
Anywhooooo….
Each day when my “chores” are done and I get back home, if there’s no football or other sportsballing on, I’ve gotten into the habit of crashing onto the couch and watching the Gameshow Network.
Some of my favourites are “Common Knowledge”, hosted by none other than Joey Fatone; “Family Feud” hosted by Steve Harvey; and “America Says” hosted by John Michael Higgins (remember the movie “Best In Show” and “Community”?)
(ahem)
But the one I always try not to miss if possible is “Catch 21”. It’s hosted by Carlton himself, Alfonso Ribiero.
The game itself is a combination of answering trivia questions and playing Blackjack. Which is interesting and challenging at times. Though the contestants are generally way too excited and not very smart. But that’s entertaining at times as well.
But none of those are the biggest reason why I watch it. The biggest reason why I watch it is the co-host. The lovely lady who reveals the cards. We’ll get to her in just a bit.
–
Games Being Played 2Nite
MLB
- Philadelphia @ Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- ColorAdo @ Los Angeles – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
NCAA Football
- Florida International @ La Tech – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Air Force @ (20)Boise State – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- (10)Utah @ USC – 9:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
Pre-Season NHL
- NYR @ New Jersey – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN
–
Mikki Padilla
Born: 27 May, 1974 (45 y.o.)
From: Denver ColorAdo
In addition to gameshows, she’s also a dancer and an actress.
She’s yummy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ3bvRAhM4w
Enjoy…
She’s gonna get her butt dirty sitting on those steps.
I am willing to help her brush it off though.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
(Now I gotta go watch moar gameshows)
So close.
Later Taters.
–
They should play in Indianapolis.
I really like Australia, Australian people, Australian bands, and all that. But I know they have the same racist undercurrent in their history as America, so I really like the idea of them getting beat by these “blooody Abos” from Fiji.
/considers giving Aussie Nazi’s email to Viva
//nah, even I’m not that cruel
Well that worked out well for Fiji.
A lot better than the blackbirding era.
Due to a terrible lapse in proper planning, I ran out of beer. Fortunately, the bourbon supply is holding steady.
That is probably more apt for running out of beer.
Did I mention the Orioles got to 50 wins tonight? Sure, 104 losses so far. BUT STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE!!!!!!
“So do we like post random shit when we’re chronic here?”
-imaginary robot girlfriend-
You got some chronic?
Straight LAX blue dream sounds like it would be something I would like to write about.
If it were true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummmm, I have no idea-er what you is talkin’ ’bout.
It’s all fun and games until you get hit in the nuts by a ladder.
Some guys call that fun and pay extra for it.
Fat people jokes suck, but I have to.
I HAVE TO!
ONE OF US…ONE OF US!!!!!
(and sincerely wasn’t trying make fun of anyone who is overweight necessarily)
See? That’s why you learn a three point turn.
I use those to get out of conversations too.
Hee hee
That’s why you learn a J-turn.
Well, her dive was more athletic than my last one, as I tripped and fell. But mine HAS NO GIF!
It would make us all feel better if you referred to them as “Meghan McCain jokes”.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
At least Bournemouth won.
Cherries forever!
I love the Fiji players’ strategy of runnin’ through a mofo’s face.
Along those lines, check this shit out if you dare sometime.
Old news, but yeah; it should come with a warning label.
Did you read The Factory Series by Derek Raymond?
We have this super secret “You have to climb a ladder into a treehouse to get into it” book club.
Scotchy recommended it.
Just before he killed coffee can Karl.
Give her a go.
will investigate
Aussie #9 with the killer pornstache.
Where can I watch this rugby thing?
Pornhub dot com.
NBC Sports network.
/away we go
Australia v Fiji.
Dialed in.
That’s a nice scrum-to-try there by Australia.
Oh, THAT porn site.
I ain’t dying anytime soon, just throwing shit out there.
So you like your hair color as is?
I don’t really. And I certainly don’t like the lack of it.
The fuck?
It was a play on words; dying, GET IT?!@?!
As in hair dye….. like a different color and whatnot.
You know, the stuff you put in your…..
It’s cool.
Can you put extra hair on my head.
Love you Brother Moose.
You can DYE the sides. Surprised you missed that terrible pun. You will bring your A game next time.
Didn’t miss.
Your aim was true.
You all are here, as whatever deity you approve of is my witness, I want my headstone to read CTRL-ALT-DEL.
You can use dates I guess.
“Here Lies Yeah Right. He Outlasted His Knees”
Let me give you a recipe for slow roasted knees…
Kneesles is a terrible disease.
Lemmy tell ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWB5JZRGl0U
Jenny McCarthy thinks your vaccine for Kneesles causes autism.
Oh good, I just had to log in again. I’m good to go. As is Fiji, apparently.
Yeah, log in fucked with me too.
Don’t make me wake Dad up!
To which porn site?
It’s really weird, but I haven’t had to log in to comment since I first signed up for this site. Even after several months of inactivity. Good thing, because I am horrible with usernames and passwords.
In respect of the World Cup, I will be drinking sake tonight. I have confirmed with the experts as to what temperature to heat it to.
98.4 degrees.
Have you tried good cold sake? It can be expensive, but worth it.
No. The bottle I have was a gift from Japan & I was explicitly told to heat it before serving.
If it is the type to be heated, then you should, otherwise it taste-ee no good.
Was it a gift from the whole country? Err……
It was meant to be from Abe to Donald Trump, but apparently someone intercepted it.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/19/198b1a381d9a5428604d284a1a0a47a7d7b4cf3a4193f3b1835396b625eaa9eb.jpg
I tried but couldn’t get reservations at N/Naka, cuz me and youngest right have birthdays 10 days apart.
I swear to God it’s easier to get a tee-time at Torrey Pines for an Arizonian than it was getting a reservation.
Time dictates and life dictates Flemings. Got a nice one nearby.
She can drive since she’s got to get home anyway.
Happy Birthday Kiddo!
Can’t complain about steak.
10 minute preview of premium content? WHAT THE FUCK NBC?
Can someone let me know when they kick off so I don’t waste any of these ten minutes?
HURRY AND JERK IT!!
Oh, NBC, I am used to a different sort of Premium Content offer.
BBC is a different outfit.
You are certainly spot on with that!
Now
Gracias!
That’s good splooge timing.
Baltimore Orioles: Win Number 50!!!!!!
Take that, Detroit.
KINSHASA!!!!!
Hey folks! Rikki checking in here. Rugby on soon!
LOL. I didn’t see Bill at first. Hillary must be having the Continental Breakfast at the Holiday Inn. Bill slipped loose for a few minutes.
Yessir!
Speaking of BYU (someone did below), do you think the African-American players on the church school teams (i.e. BYU, Notre Dame, etc) all adhere to the faith of the school they are attending and playing ball for? I could see maybe that being the case at ND or TCU or Baylor, but the Mormons didn’t even acknowledge that black people were fully qualified human beings until the 1970s when they got tired of BYU getting their ass kicked on a regular basis by schools who had the black players.
Regardless of color, if a player is good enough and the booster cash is enough to keep things quiet, they find a way.
They do not.
Well, it fought me every step of the fucking way, but I got all the hydraulic lines hooked up for the 4-wheel disc brakes on Vlad the Impala tonight. Time for a whiskey and a bowl. Anyone wanna come over and help me bleed the brakes this weekend?
Looks like the USC game has been pretty good, Utah is ranked 10th and losing to an unranked team? I love upsets, but I’m glad I got those brake lines installed instead of fucking off in front of the TV tonight. There’ll be plenty of time for that this weekend.
I don’t know if Redshirt and Maestro are here, but thanks to tWBS I just lost The Game.
And now you all did too!
Yeah, I was turned on too.
9/10….does not throw like a girl.
Would….
(never mind)
That’s a Kpop “band” err group, they are all of age so you (we) are good.
But I’m sure their management keeps them locked up tighter than a……
Yoon Bo-mi.
Prefer “Yoo Bone-Mi,” as long as they really are of age (see also: Traci Lords).
She’s 26.
Maybe she isn’t a girl. Those tricky Asian men do that a lot. We always looked for the prominent Adam’s apple when on liberty in Thailand, Singapore, etc.
I can’t throw that well.
On NBCSN in about an hour there’s Wallabies v. Fiji in the Rugby World Cup if the JV footy games suck ass
Speaking of spots.
My 60 year old cousin can still do that (I’ve only seen her do it with clothes on though).
Was this in Kentucky?
Massachusetts. But, SOUTHERN Massachusetts.
As a former employee of the University of Utah, I’d like to thank them for what is becoming an increasingly large black spot on my resume due to this game.
They don’t like black spots there.
Just tell people you worked in the wife verification department. Or is it only BYU that has one of those?
Only BYU. I still think it’s one of my biggest professional failures that the best high school kid I ever coached ended up signing with BYU. That team didn’t deserve that kid, but Utah’s program was a total mess at the time.
He still works at our course every summer and he’s always asking me for life advice. I’m pretty sure 3/4 of everything I ever tell him would get him thrown out of school.
Are those the ones on MormonGirlz dot com?
Evening. No spoilers on AFL footy, please. We have friends in town and I have a work event in the AM so I’ll probably watch the replay over the course of the weekend.
I’m no lip-reader, but I don’t think that guy is actually saying what the subtitle says.
It’s the part “yoga pants.” If it was the whole sentence the gif would be 20 meg/
OK, I’m seeing it now. For a minute there I thought I was watching a poorly dubbed Japanese movie clip.
Mr. Dick Lickenstein.
Not surprising that the Utes can’t finish it off and punch it in; is surprising that they don’t know how to hold on to it.
Well, the tribe was not as hostile as others, but still had everything take……. oh, you mean….
Saturday morning cartoons have certainly changed since the days of my youth.
BLEERGH FEASTS IN THE COLISEUM
Every college football voter should be round up and shot as recompense for this Utah showing
I always imagined that Tony Basil song was her singing to a life sized Mickey Mouse doll while she was humping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlLQLFq_H4
I was hoping that’s what the youtube link linked too when I refreshed the screen. Thank you very much.
Well, that’s better than 99% of the theories out there.
DOUBLE BLOCK ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
That’s targeting.
Or not.
“Not the way I see it.”
-Charles Whitman
Potential USC-Govt Sponsored Mormons bananacakes? Nah, probably not…
USC is back?
Is there a new L.A. city attorney with a kid at USC?
Suck my dick, ESPN phone app. Stop fucking stopping.
Well, make up your mind.
Lil’ WCS is in the middle of a trademark thee-year-old meltdown.
What a millenial amirite
/MIAMI DOLPHINS MINDS EXPLODE
Listen, she’s gorgeous, but I watched the clip. Calling her an “actress” is a slap in the face to true thespians like Olivia Munn and Paris Hilton.
/also, that clip RULEZ because at 1:20 there’s a YOU THINK YOU-AH BETT-AH THAN ME? moment.
OK, I am giggling.
.
I was looking at assistant director positions at this yet-to-be-named legal org but the big boss job is open so WTF. You all can scrub all my comments off the site and off Google and archive.org if I apply, right?
Hey, they don’t know it’s you!
/Just don’t wear blackface 30 years ago and you’re set!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waRoEw0P1og
I love this.