Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread

I bet you thought I’d forgotten about this little series.  Well, “series” might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment and it’s been nearly a year since the first and second installments.  And considering it’s been that long you, dear reader, have probably forgotten anyway.

But it’s that time again.

It’s time to appreciate other cultures.

(also, whomever made that meme misspelled “Tomorrow”…. just saying)

Oh just relax, Cleavon.  They’ll be back next week.  Probably.  Or maybe not.  We’ll see.

(how he ever got to be sheriff of Rock Ridge, I have no idea)

Sports Which Will Not Likely Center You Or Bring Peace 2Nite

NBA

  • San Antonio @ Philadelphia – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Houston @ LAC – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NHL

Holy shit, there’s a game on tonight.

/sees that it’s NJ @ Yinzburgh

//kills self

  • NJD @ Pittsburgh – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

(don’t get too excited, it’s only the Rangers at the Senators….what a shitshow)

NCAA BB

  • Georgetown vs (1)Duke – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • Morehead State @ Butler – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • George Mason @ (6)Maryland – 7:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
  • (15)Utah State @ LSU – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Mt. St. Mary’s @ (9)Kentucky – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • Houston @ (11)Oregon – 9:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
  • Cal Poly @ Creighton – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • South Dakota @ Arkansas – 9:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • Montana @ (25)Washington – 11:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
  • Temple @ USC – 11:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N

Full Schedule

NCAA FB

  • ColorAdo State @ Wyoming – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN2

Full Weekend Schedule

They Kinda Pertty

And also somewhat Bedazzled.

Enjoy…

Well those are some lovely ladies, fo’ sho’.  What say you, Mahatma?

 

Nice.  Real nice.

OK.  No offense intended to anyone.  But you should not listen to that.  It sucks.

Listen to this instead…

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

(sorry, but that’s freaking funny)

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Unsurprised

From the appropriately named The Gift (2000): Ms. Katie Holmes

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Granny says fuck you, you fucking racist piece of shit.

yeah right

For you newer folks we have a DFO book club, where we suggest good reads and have suggestions and I’m not sure who tossed this out but the World Made By Hand series, is rock solid and I will cosign. The first 2 books at least.

yeah right

Maybe some nachos!

Homemade pickled jalapenos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA

yeah right

“Right family?

Party of 16?

Right this way.”

Yeah, sixteen this year for Thanksgiving.

Son-in-law is smoking the turkey, eldest right with dessert and breads, I’ve got 4 sides including Grandmommies Dressin’!

for like the 40th fucking year in a row.

Some of you shitty cooks are starting to make sense to me now.

It’s a good thing I don’t have to write about this shit.

And they all say “I came for your cooking!”

Like i can deny that, shameless attention whore that I am.

Bet your ass I ain’t washing dishes.

No Sir!

Where’s my damn bourbon?

Mr. Ayo

Have your bourbon, then have your fun.

No one really cares how well the Thanksgiving dinner turns out. They just care about having an enjoyable time with family. Makes everything taste better.

/Heads off to stepmom pornhub search. Yummy!

yeah right

Solid advice but you KNOW my Thanksgiving game is tight!

6 of the repeat visitors say “I’m here for the food.”

Including my ex wife. Twenty one years later.

She’s alright.

For a hippy.

Mr. Ayo

True. Wish someone in my family knew how to cook.

Unsurprised

This rules.

Mr. Ayo

I wish SEA still had an NBA team. But, more importantly, I wish Kawhi was on that team.

And Durant if I’m being greedy.

Point is, I hate the NBA but I love Kawhi.

yeah right

The chemistry with Kawhi and George is still a work in progress since but of them are amazing athletes and neither is an Alpha Male. When it connects though?

Two of the best 2 way players in the game.

It’s the Battle for LA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w211KOQ5BMI

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m very ambivalent about Kawhi. I thought he was the future for the Spurs, and was looking forward to his leading the Spurs to multiple championships post-Tim-Manu-Tony. Disappointed that it didn’t work out that way, not everyone will thrive under Pop’s pseudo-fascist way of doing things. Good luck to him in his future endeavours.
https://sports.theonion.com/clippers-ask-everyone-to-keep-it-down-while-they-rest-k-1839952882

Mr. Ayo

That’s fair. Cannot wait for the expose on what went down. The Spurs seemed like the ideal spot for him.

yeah right

Dude’s from the Inbred Empire in Riverside. Very close to his family. I saw him play live in the Wooden Classic at the Pond in Anaheim or whatever they call it when he played for San Diego State and everybody said “Who the fuck is that?”

Had no idea he would be this good.

Love his game, love his attitude.

Plus the new unis and court layout is LA as all get-out.

Probably sell a lot of “Los Angeles” tattoos in that script.

Shit, I want one.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Agreed, I thought he was the face of the future of the franchise. Have a hard time believing this on the Spurs organization, their history suggests otherwise, and I suspect some bad advice might have been offered to Kawhi from various members of his posse.

yeah right

/fires up

What’s up peoples?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltFEy8C9aCI

yeah right
Horatio Cornblower

“Ah’m puttin’ this whole fahckin’ town in my reah view”

There it is. And I’m quite sure I’ll be using that same line when the Cowboys lose by 3 because Jason Garrett gets outcoached on Sunday.

Mr. Ayo

The mayhem guy from Allstate has arrived!

He’s so fucked.

WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Douche Pool approved!

Unsurprised

I’m a goddamn fucking idiot. Brick is right. Anyway, I’m not ever going to change anything. So since no one else is posting more pics I’ll just go find some myself.

Mr. Ayo

Best of luck. And please share with the group.

Brick Meathook

Stop reading Twitter. It’s easy. Just don’t do it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I signed up on Twitter a few weeks ago when I learned here that I could follow the thoughts of the no-longer-on-Deadspin D. Magary as well as the delightful Zodiac Motherfucker. I uninstalled the app within a week.

Horatio Cornblower

The vodka. It’s in this glass.

The one my penis is in.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Ah yes, the always-effective dick swizzle.

herodotus450

Brick since you’re already in Canada can you lodge a formal complaint with the Board of Hockey that there are only two games on tonigth? What am I supposed to do while I wait for the sweet embrace of death sleep?

Brick Meathook

I’ll get right on that.

Brick Meathook
Horatio Cornblower

I’m rewatching ‘The Town’, god knows why, and here’s a controversial position, but Blake Lively is one hell of an attractive opiate addict.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/blake-lively-in-the-town-590×346.jpg

Mr. Ayo

I love addicts.

herodotus450

Can’t get enough of em.

Unsurprised

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Viva La Tabula Raza

So, listening to some of the landmark rock albums of the late 60s and early 70s, stuff like Cream and Tull and Moody Blues and Kinks and the list goes on and on, it’s really pretty amazing how fast rock music evolved in just 15 or so years. Just heard Tales of Brave Ulysses on the radio and thinking about what kind of music was being made only a decade earlier, just blows my mind.
Ginger Baker was/is a psychopath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERY0jMv9KtY

Horatio Cornblower

I am now able to confirm that I have done a great job raising kids. My son’s proposed comment to Kraft: “Gee Mr. Kraft, I would’ve thought you’d give that masseuse a job here at the stadium, since she’s so good at draining balls!!!”

ballsofsteelandfury

You’ve raised that kid well.

Horatio Cornblower

/single tear runs down my cheek as I quietly sing along to ‘Cat’s In The Cradle’

Mr. Ayo

Bravo sir. You may die in peace.

Mr. Ayo

Oooh, Reek is about to get it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Church scene now. Classic.

Mr. Ayo

He’s at that bar in the best coast version. 1 hour in.

ballsofsteelandfury

I must have the East Coast feed. I’m watching on Fubo TV.

Mr. Ayo

I’m on Paramount Network.

I though they did movies only. Also, fuck commericals. I may need to find a legit stream.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m curious if you’ve ever been to the Village Mart in your hood. I stopped in one day and got some snacks only, but the menu looked interesting…

Mr. Ayo

I’ve lost track. Where is my hood?

ballsofsteelandfury

Across the little valley on that hill where the small fire was a while back. The Village Mart is at the bottom of that hill.

Mr. Ayo

Ah. I have indeed mislead you. I’m much further north. Seattle area north actually.

ballsofsteelandfury

Bummer. I thought for sure you were there.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m still curious about the food in that Mart…

Mr. Ayo

Yeah, I wish. Seattle blows.

Viva La Tabula Raza

That Kingsman: The Secret Service movie had a pretty awesome Church scene too, as I recall.
*checks google*
Yep, pretty wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3zdYUG2_RA

ballsofsteelandfury

John Wick is such a great fucking movie. I’ll catch it on TV at any point and keep watching until the end.

FYI, Paramount Network.

ballsofsteelandfury

Are you serious?!? OMG, do it now!

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m hoping it’s synched up with what I’m watching (i.e. I’ve got the East Coast feed)

Describe what you see

ballsofsteelandfury

Paramount Network

Unsurprised

Upon rewatch, the sequels do get worse because the world building is making him seem less cool and more like … it’s just not as good.

ballsofsteelandfury

Agree to disagree.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I bought and watched JW Chapter 3 a couple weeks ago, but I was pretty, well not pretty but really drunk and really don’t remember much at all. So, that will require a rewatch. Guess I could have done that tonight. Bit late now. But I’ll have plenty of time while I’m convalescing from my foot surgery this winter.

BugEyedBoo

The dog-fu in JW3 more than makes up for the half-baked world building.

blaxabbath

Heinz is a product for which I will pay extra for the name brand.

WCS

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Unsurprised

Did you have to really pound the Hell out of the bottom to get her to come loose?

Unsurprised

No one ever accused me of being original

BugEyedBoo

You just have to tap it on the right spot.

Viva La Tabula Raza

57 Varieties? Did you have to consult the Kama Sutra for ideas?

Horatio Cornblower

Men*. Oh men.

As I may have mentioned this weekend, thanks to some new connections with some people who are about to very much regret them, I will be attending my first ever NFL game.

In a suite.

With free booze.

As a Cowboys fan.

In New England.

And men? I’ve just been advised that at some point, we will likely be joined by one Kraft, Robert.

I’m not sure how this is going to end, but “well” probably isn’t it.

*also women, but I felt it flowed better this way.

Unsurprised

Ask him if he gives out Kraft Singles or just buys them from Asian sex slaves.

Gratliff

Let the piling on commence

Horatio Cornblower

Isn’t that how he got in trouble in the first place?

Unsurprised

Mmm … 64 consecutive Kraft Singles …

Unsurprised

(By 64 different sex slaves, of course)

His dick would look like red cottage cheese at the end.

Gratliff

Look, I know it’s hard, but you don’t have to just accept the life of a sex slave. No matter what he says, you don’t have to touch him.

blaxabbath

Ask him about hanging with Lev Parnas.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d rather ask him about hanging with Aaron Hernandez.

Gumbygirl

If the Cowboys win, and I believe they can, turn to him with an impish grin and say “now THAT is a happy ending!”

Horatio Cornblower

From your lips to Xenu’s ears.

herodotus450

The original line was “Dallas” apparently, but Oswald was a producer and made them change it.
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rockingdog

soup nite!

rockingdog

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Game Time Decision

Cousin of yours?

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brick Meathook

Isn’t today a holiday in Texas? Or Dallas at least?

Gratliff

The anniversary of the death of the last person who was alive to see a Cowboys super bowl win

Horatio Cornblower

I’m still quite healthy, thank you.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Unfortunately, I have seen every Cowboys SB win since their very first. The disappointment of this is more than offset by having seen most every Cowboys playoff loss since 1971 SB loss to Colts.
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Horatio Cornblower

That picture just gave me AIDS.

Fun fact, there was plenty of time for the Cowboys to driver for a winning FG, but then Danny White did Danny White stuff.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Obligatory:
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

BREAKING: Indicted associate of Rudy Giuliani is willing to tell Congress that GOP Rep. Devin Nunes met with ex-Ukrainian official to get dirt on Joe Biden https://t.co/IEJ2jcauDM

— Jon Cooper ?? (@joncoopertweets) November 23, 2019

While they are staggeringly stupid, it is important to remember that they are so staggeringly stupid, that they’ll all avoid any real consequence because they were too stupid to accomplish anything actually prosecutable.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Sure sign of the metamorphosis of this country into Idiocracy: Stupidity becomes a valid alibi for criminals.

Unsurprised

Becomes?

“A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions tell me that’s true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.”

― Ronald Reagan

Viva La Tabula Raza

Is it pathetic that, despite all the bullshit that went on back in those days, I still remember it as a simpler more innocent time? Although I know it wasn’t. Perhaps it’s just relative to what’s going on these days. I guess you start looking at things with rose colored glasses, even though life has pretty much always been shit unless you are part of the ruling class. I’m sure there are lot of the early boomers that remember the 1950’s like they were Richie Cunningham or The Fonz.
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Horatio Cornblower

You’re going to need to narrow that down: everyone has weed in ‘Dazed and Confused.’

Viva La Tabula Raza

Except Mitch.

Wooderson: Say man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

Unsurprised

I assume he means the long-haired guy.

Unsurprised

It was easier to not know everything about how wretched Reagan was because media was slower and more limited. However, I also remember it being this bad when W was President and yet people are acting like last decade was unicorns and rainbow farts. That’s probably also why the liberals cheerleading his wars until they realized we lost have succumbed to a new Red Scare rather than accept their complicity in creating the world that made Trump the President.

Unsurprised

There was also a concerted effort by legacy media like the NYT and WaPo to downplay and not report on Iran-Contra for whatever reasons beyond Katharine Graham being personal friends with the Bushes and really liking Reagan, as opposed to her utter loathing of Nixon (to his credit, Nixon hated the wealthy people he took money and did the bidding of, especially blue bloods like the Bushes and Graham and her husband, right back), which does not at all have any correlation to current media coverage. Except for CNN and MSNBC, which literally just see this shit as entertainment that has made them extremely profitable because their viewers are addicted to the outrage.

Brick Meathook

YOU are addicted to the outrage. You are their target audience and you bite that rubber worm lure every single time.

Unsurprised

True

Viva La Tabula Raza

Guilty as charged.

Unsurprised

They’re too stupid to even know to shut the fuck up but do know enough not to trust each other. Their boy Trump can do the same but they don’t trust him – because he’s proven himself to be a deadbeat liar to everyone else in the world his entire life – and so they flip. I still don’t expect it to matter because people at this level do not go to prison.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brick Meathook

I am across the street from the Montreal Forum, where something happened there once a while ago. I am in a restaurant and ordered the “American” burger (with extra moon rocks), a side of French fries, and a pint of Molson Canadian beer. It was like the United Nations! They asked what I wanted for dessert and you know what I said?

Spoiler
Kiss my ass

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Looks like you’re gonna need another beer to wash down your dinner.

Edit: For a second there, I thought the butter dish was a full ashtray. Guess I need to make an appointment with the ophthalmologist.

Brick Meathook

And then two more to forget it. Never eat moon rocks, which I’m starting to think might not have been real.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I can tell you for sure that they are not real moon rocks.
Source: BSci in Geology, actually studied thin sections of real moon rocks with petrographic microscope.

Brick Meathook

You mean they told you they were moon rocks.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Hey, you’re right! Maybe they were staged moon rocks!!!

Actually, you can tell if rocks are of non-terrestrial origin under the microscope because of the lack of any microscopic air/oxygen pockets in the mineral matrix. Said “air bubbles” are ubiquitous in rock formed on this planet.

Or so they told me. Hmmm…
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Brick Meathook

That was actually a mayonnaise dish.

Viva La Tabula Raza

*triggers Drew Magary rant*

Unsurprised

light-eyed women do it for me.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Are any of these ladies Sunny Leone?

Unsurprised

It’s Friday!

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Unsurprised

Rebecca Black’s tits look really good in all these Reddit posts.

Mr. Ayo

Wait, who is this?

Unsurprised

Rebecca Black. The girl from the “Friday” video back in 2011. She’s 21 now.

Brick Meathook

If there’s anything dumber than a drunk French Canadian I ain’t seen it.

Unsurprised

Trump? MbS?

Brick Meathook

Trump’s the smartest guy on the planet. Plus he doesn’t drink.

Unsurprised

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Gratliff

Elon Musk’s worth dropped three quarters of a billion dollars today because of his dumbfuck 1993 Virtual Reality truck. The fact he can afford to be that stupid is another on the list of why billionaires shouldn’t exist. He wasn’t part of my failson billionaire rant from the Eagles bye week post, but Mr. Mars Death is also a goofy motherfucker whose rich parents made sure he had the easiest possible childhood. His dad co-owned an emerald mine in Apartheid South Africa, so there’s some super fuck questionable shit in his family’s past. His dad is famously a massive piece of shit , and to his credit, Elon publicly refers to him as an evil person, which is probably easier to do with 20 some odd billion dollars, but still highly unusual among humanity’s ruling class.

Brick Meathook

He only hates his dad to be cool.

Gratliff

His dad also just had a kid with Elon’s stepsister, so yeah

Gratliff

In case anyone hadn’t herd, Errol Musk is the one bankrolling the incest porn craze that now makes up roughly 97.3% of internet porn now.

Gratliff

Stop moderating my incest jokes!

Brick Meathook

His dad par-taaaaaaays. Unlike Elon, his dork son.

herodotus450

“Sir, that’s not going to change our mind.”
-Elon University admissions department

Gratliff

Also, correct. Bill Gates is fucking Caligula next to Musk.

Brick Meathook

Bill Gates is Elon Musk next to Elon Musk. Harvey Weinstein is Caligula next to Elon Musk. Don Simpson (of Simpson/Bruckheimer) was Caligula next to Harvey Weinstein’s Elon Musk.

Gratliff

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Unsurprised

White South Africans:
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Unsurprised

I may be inferring too much. Or it may just be I just randomly came across this and needed a caption.

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SonOfSpam

These chicks got me Agra-vated.

(sari, not sari)

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Mr. Ayo

I, for one, love all the non-white ladies. Keep them coming!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

yep.

ballsofsteelandfury

Literally keep them coming

Mr. Ayo

That’s the dream, man.

Viva La Tabula Raza

This is my favorite thing in the world that ever came out of the Indian sub-continent. Whenever I’m feeling low, I’ll pull it up and get a brief lift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyEnG_DEB1I

She didn’t even break a sweat.

herodotus450

Needs more “Zork!” sound effect bubbles

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Oh definitely. With one less “b” of course.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

You beat ox?

Mr. Ayo

They had it coming.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

“I made your mom cum so hard they made a Canadian Heritage Minute out of it and Don McKellar played my dick” is probably the best line in the history of television.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHIr4YCHBok

rockingdog

HA!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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