No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019:
Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00, ESPN)
I told myself maybe I would moneyline bet whoever is the underdog, but this is a straight-up coinflip and I don’t wanna. Interesting philosophical dilemma for the class – is tOSU just a Yankee Clemson, or is Son de Clem a Rebel-fied Ohio State? Two 800-lb gorillas far and away the best sides in 1-horse towns (ie, conferences). There will be hue and cry about “pretender” status should either lose by any significant margin, but that’s a bunch of shite. These are two really good teams, and weird merde just happens in late December/early January, after such a long layoff (and in Clemson’s case, not being really tested in about 3 months). Could we get extra time in this? I noe, but I ain’t tellin.’
el Hippo Predicion: Clemson 41, theeee Ohio State 38
Man, she had a hell of a run.
Rootin for da buckeyes
Do the teams fly in their own cops? That looked like a South Carolina cop nawt Glendale’s finest.
yeah, coaches get their favourite trooper, who knows what varietal whiskey and courtesan the head man prefers
Aw, crap. I knew 16-0 wasn’t enough.
I know more folks that went to OSU than went to Clemson, so if Buckeyes lose I get some nose-rubbing fun.
How’d that slow white dude do that?
– Ohio State
yup, tOSU done puckered they asshole
wut about the TARGETING by Dobbins’ calf? HUH???
I’d double down my bet, but won’t get anywhere near +353 now
Does Lawrence have to play 1 more year?
yes, true Soph
Like NBA and NHL players could he come to Canada for a year and get paid? Or would is he not good enough that it would kill his draft status?
He’s a Jeebus Camp zombie, he would nae
Since I don’t gamble, my rooting habits are completely hallucinatory, based solely on emotion and my memories of having spent any time in any given college’s state.
Therefore, I hope Clemson and OSU both lose. Come on meteor.
Edit: upon further reflection, I hoped to see a pretty cool Bruce Hornsby/Bela Fleck and the Flecktones show in some Columbus amphitheater a few years ago, but it got rained out, so go Clemson.
Still watching The Witcher. This show is nothing, if not mildly entertaining.
Protip: Drink every time they say the word “Destiny”
Rut roh, they done brokeded Trevor.
The targeting rule is and remains goddamned ridiculous.
Agreed.
Refs fell in love with his flowing locks and thought he was dreamboat
whatever y’all do, do NOT imagine Trevor riding naked on a white horse.
/ok, he can be wearing cowgirl boots
And cover up those sculpted calves?!?
No, overactive imagination! Don’t engage!
deffo no codpiece, tho
Chase Young is going bye-bye.
My biggest regret of the day is that Woody Hayes is no longer available to punch Clemson players.
Trevor’s agent….I mean close family friend acting out of the goodness of his heart just shat himself.
Ded
Daytime cold meds plus white wine, now Nyquil with a cabernet chaser. Wheeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
DUDE! You know hows to party!
Never the wrong season for a coma.
Live bet $30 on Son de Clem. Because bored.
Sexy flint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6nihDqjeXw&list=PLAzrgbu8gEMIIK3r4Se1dOZWSZzUSadfZ&index=61&t=0s
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!
go for it
Analytics is a pile of Jew Lies!! – Dabo S., Clemson, SC
Fuck you YouTube.
Let’s got this way.
No, let’s go this way.
YOU ASSHOLE.
STOP. PYLON. STRETCHING.
Porn search.
Not another blowout
“HELL YEAH!”
-Jerry J., Fort Worth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOlQWNGAAbM&list=PLAzrgbu8gEMIIK3r4Se1dOZWSZzUSadfZ&index=23&t=0s
My video posting sucks. This was intended to be Kirsten.
Dabo’s playsheet
Ohio State All Stars
But Columbus did a good?? That county flipping blue is pretty big news.
That OSU safety slipped on that pass. That crappy field is going to make this game. “Slips” for key players
it does look like they painted it with pig lard, just to make things interesting.
This shitty field is going to get someone hurt.
Dunno how you allow such chicanery in a fucking national semifinal.
Also dunno how Son de Clem decides to pun there, down 10-zip.
Chase Young wins the “Most Unexpected Glasses Style” award
Ohio State All-Star
She’ll let you go bare back and you only got to worry about child support for a few years
You can’t get pregnant from surprise anal.
WHEW! – Tim T., Gainesville, FL
Men can’t get pregnant.
Timmy skipped all his sex edumacation ,, obvs
She’s hot
She hates kids
She’s a tOSU fan.
2 out of 3 ain’t bad
She’s hot
She hates kids
She’s a tOSU fan.
2 out of 3 ain’t bad
—Meat Loaf
Everybody is slipping
Yeah, that’s some shitty turf. Real grass or nae.
B.T. Potter is a great overseer name, ain’t it?
ruh roh, theeeee is gonna pay from that dropsie
I want a Horatio/Rocking Dog #ShameBet for tomorrow morning.
There’s no fucking way I’d put any money/thing on Arsenal this season.
Rooting for them, even in my half-assed fashion, is shame enough.
The proper snooty “big club” fan response is sommet like “form is temporary, class is forever.”
I’d appreciate you just taking a point so my Toffees can stay 10th. It’s good for morale.
That’s a pretty big ask this year, but Chelsea hasn’t exactly been setting the league on fire so perhaps that point will come to pass.
There’s 1 good team, 4 or 5 shite ones, and a lot of “shrug emoji” in between.
Ohio State All-Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BGVTkNsGlA
Inspired one of my favorite daily show bits ever.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/nc7h23/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-rubbing-out-crime
Classic. That Daily Show/Colbert Report hour was the best. Towards the end i would skip the preachy Daily Show.
So…a hand doesn’t mark you DOWN, but it DOES count for establishing in-bounds. I learned sommet just then.
Justin Fields does seem WAY less obnoxious than “Dude Looks Like a Lady” on the opposite sideline.
Ryan Day looks inbreed
Chase is going to be a bust
I can’t decide who I’d like to lose this game more; Jesus freak Dabo or “still has the stink of Urban Meyer” tOSU.
Guess I can hope for a meteor but I am decidedly LSU regardless.
As are the entire world of neutrals for the final. I mean, I could at least feel good for a few Commentists if tOSU wins. On the other hand, think of all the endless “Tiger! Uppercut!!” jokes…
I’m all tOSU because they’re the most likely to decline a WH visit
No university (that utilizes public financing at all) is gonna be making a political statement like that. Plus hey, free McDonald’s.
If osu wins but Fields gets hurt, maybe Burrow can just play all-time QB in the final?
He been gimpy? Looked like heaviest duty tape on both ankles…
So much coverage of his ankle brace makes me think someone at espn is secretly an admin of wikiankle.com
Rex Ryan dashes off the “home office” computer, locks door.
already the OSU excuses. “We would have won if” – OSU mouthbreathers
This will be, no doubt, a clash of the two best DLs in JV ball.
If Sabin is El Diablo what is Dabo?
Robert Duvall’s character from “The Apostle?”
Robert Duvall’s character from “Apocalypse Now”?
Come on Clem shutdown the King of the Cupcakes. Tallest of the MACtion Midgets.
Winner of each semifinal gets to take one player from the other team, now who ya got?
Christ, imagine LSU with Cee Dee Lamb…