Your Seattle/Philly Wild Card Game Open Thread

Last Call!

TO THE GAME!

Seahawks/Eagles:

-Ertz and Sanders are both cleared to play but would they if this wasn’t a playoff game? I am worried that if Ertz gets smoked he might not get back on to the field.

-One thing in Philly’s favour today is that their D is a beast at home-away they give up just over 28 points a game but on their own field it’s a mere 16.6. This stat coupled with the fact (mentioned last week?) that Seattle loves themselves one score games, pretty much guarantees that the game will not get away from the Eagles.

-Travis Homer did his best impression of Carson and it didn’t go too badly-16 touches altogether (10 rushing, 6 passing) with an average of 6.1 yards gained. It remains to be seen how much work Lynch will get as a change-of-Beast back.

-You may say that Philly is on a roll, having won 4 straight but slow down, Tiger. All those W’s were against dreadful NFL East squadoos.

-You must think that Seattle feels that they’ll keep it close and put the ball in Wilson’s hands at the end and have him win it. He’s Philly’s kryptonite. He sports a 4-0 record, a 99 qb rating and a 7-1 TD/INT ratio to go along with 1 rush score and a receiving TD. (who does he think he is, Josh Allen? God no, no one is Josh Allen)

-Prediction Time! Hey, how about a score of 18-15? That works for me. If one of these teams gets into the 20’s it’ll be just barely.

Let’s chat ‘er up below.

 

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Old School Zero

Wait the 4th quarter just started? THE GAME ISN’T OVER YET?!?

Doktor Zymm

Something interesting could theoretically still happen

King Hippo

define “over”

blaxabbath

Popped out when Wentz got hurt. Still have on kids tv but ESPN seems to be showing me a game that SEA will easily take.

King Hippo

TD, FG, TD, FG

Doktor Zymm

Boston Scott’s parents are some of those ‘name the kid after the place of conception’ people

herodotus450

Their friend Scott was not amused.

jjfozz

“Pete took his shirt off.” My mouth suddenly filled with the foulest of bile.

Bortleback

Did he drop his pants though, Singletary style?

Doktor Zymm

This game…probably not going to OT

rockingdog
litre_cola

Well that just fucking sucks.

Mr. Ayo

DK!

Gratliff

Yeah, this isn’t happening without a monster turnover

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And perhaps a time machine.

LemonJello

Bah Gawd! That’s…that’s Donovan McNabb’s music!

rockingdog

Found a funny:
Yea sex is cool, but have you ever watched the Patriots get eliminated?

TheRevanchist

I’m sure a lot of people have been enjoying eliminating while watching the Patriots on TV in Germany. That’s close enough.

Mistborn Impossible

IF YOU DON’T DRIVE A LEXUS THEN YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But what does it say about my penis?

LemonJello

Same things Siri and Alexa say when you’re not around…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve been at a work thing, has anyone checked in with Nick Foles?

Gatoraids

The director for the sequel to Boogie Nights

Bortleback

He’s at home in Jacksonville, masturbating furiously while lying in his pile of cash

Gratliff

He’s executed the Hugh Douglas play to perfection

Gratliff

Eh. I think it’s a dirty hit, but it’s a dirty hit I see happen in almost every game without getting penalized

Gratliff

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King Hippo

The question we all have burning – WHO IS THE EMERGENCY QB NOW??

Doktor Zymm

I hope it’s not Zach Ertz

Gratliff

Iranian caller on TV: “America has no hero that we can target… It's a huge country but no real heroes… Who are we going to assasinate there? Spiderman? SpongeBob?!”

???#spongebob #Iran pic.twitter.com/ubTqsAyycZ

— MOWŻAY ? (@mowzdef) January 5, 2020

Old School Zero

Mark Wahlberg is ready to declare himself Iran’s Most Wanted

Brick Meathook

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rockingdog

LOL

Unsurprised

The worst thing to happen on 9/11 was him missing that flight.

Mr. Ayo

WTF?

The #Cowboys have officially fired coach Jason Garrett, and Garrett has allowed them to do so, source confirms. Obvious but now done. https://t.co/DnGtEWNuDF

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) January 5, 2020

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Doktor Zymm

Allowed them to do so?

Old School Zero

A Dom/Sub relationship requires regular check ins on consent, even upon ending the dynamic.

King Hippo

Back in the gimp suit, gingerballs!

Old School Zero

(though ACTUALLY not true, I just assume the Daddy Jerry/Puppy Jason relationship is built on a lot of stupidity)

Viva La Tabula Raza

His safe word has always been “Jimmy Johnson”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Other banner.

Gratliff

Jerry’s into findom

King Hippo

About time the injury bug caught up with teh Iggles smh

Game Time Decision

It kind feel like we r all footballed out. 3 crazy games and then we get this mess

litre_cola

Well that was a brutal sequence

King Hippo

yeah, a blatant late hit. Would be 6-3 at the half otherwise. Can’t do that, especially in a Wentz-less context.

Doktor Zymm

Whoa, deja vu

Mr. Ayo

BEEF MOE!

Old School Zero

everything’s a throwback anymore

LemonJello

GET THAT MAN SOME SKITTLES!

Game Time Decision

Skittles time

hippofant

So DK Metcalf just leaving the huddle 10 seconds before everybody else is a giveaway he’s not involved in the playcall, right?

Game Time Decision

And that it’s a running play

Mistborn Impossible

Unless in their verbology, the routes are listed first and the blocking particulars come last? Just an uninformed guess

King Hippo

Would be kind of funny if the head owie turned Wentz into a hard-core Satanist.

LemonJello

Better than one of those gol-darned mooslims.

Viva La Tabula Raza

You mean they aren’t the same? Man, I need to stop watching Fox News..

Mistborn Impossible

Are we watching footbaw or are we watching F • R • I • E • N • D • S

Petronel

Well, no one told us Wentz was gonna leave this game…

King Hippo

oh, HUZZAH!!

Bortleback

Is nanobubbles the “kooky” one that people retrospectively diagnose as being mentally ill?

King Hippo

Woopsie doodle, is not two-hand tag.

rockingdog

Just woke up form a nice nap.
What I miss?

Gatoraids

Wentz is that you

Old School Zero

I had some soup

Game Time Decision

-Trent Green

Mr. Ayo

What kind?

Just kidding, I don’t care.

Old School Zero

EXCUSE ME but FOR YOUR INFORMATION it doesn’t matter

King Hippo

Don’t blame the Iggles, I figured Carroll would run again, too.

LemonJello

6-2 final score?

Nevermind.

ballsofsteelandfury

6-3 looking good though

King Hippo

Nothing gold can stay.

King Hippo

I pulled my Alan Furst novel out. The first three games really spoiled me.

ballsofsteelandfury

Is that a euphemism for opening a browser to Pornhub?

King Hippo

I would like to say yes? But no.

Redshirt

Im back and the steaks are on the grill! Why is everyone so sad? It’s not like a football season died in front of their fans in one play, right?

Old School Zero

Mitchflowerpower at AGDQ talking about trying to beat Ninja Gaiden 1 in 15-16 minutes… That game always looked so cool but I think I gave up after the first level

Old School Zero

(I should clarify I’m assuming it’s the NES version)

Gratliff

I imagine when you’re 40 and you’ve never been in a playoff game, you’re pretty much willing to die for a moment

Gatoraids

Mccown running like Al bundy

WCS

Four touchdowns in one game.

King Hippo

I played high school FITBAW!!

Mistborn Impossible

I understand this reference

Gratliff

Always believed in Josh McCown

ballsofsteelandfury

– Not Big Dick Nick

Old School Zero

Pete Carroll is so galaxy brained in his strategy he’s bent the curve so that playoff football has looped all the way through to become preseason football

Gratliff

they got Wentz in the back playing Big Buck Hunter as per his concussion protocol.

— maurice (@tallmaurice) January 5, 2020

Gratliff

Cox gonna have to win this by himself. Put him in at QB.

Mistborn Impossible

Holy shit I would become an Eagles fan forever if they did this somehow

Old School Zero

London Paris Frankfurt Munich everybody’s talkin’ bout mmmmmm
jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

Petronel

Darwin inaction

litre_cola

That’s a catch.

hippofant

Does it come loose a bit just as he hits the ground?

Mr. Ayo

What is a catch?

Gatoraids

Nice to see the Cats cgi team returned to their old job at the NBC sports animation department

Mistborn Impossible

Making coconut curry > watching the 1st quarter, apparently
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LemonJello

C-Hox offense?
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Wentz is hurt just all the time.

ArmedandHammered

Hey Blax, where in Vegas would be the best place to watch the SB? I will be in Vegas for during that time. Any of the bars or sports books better than the others?

litre_cola

This uh doesn’t look good.

hippofant

Is that hit from Clowney dirty? Honestly unsure.

King Hippo

I would say no.

hippofant

Like, I don’t even know how Clowney contorts himself into that position to hit Wentz with his helmet.

Doktor Zymm

It looked accidental to me, but I could be wrong