Last Call!
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Eagles:
-Ertz and Sanders are both cleared to play but would they if this wasn’t a playoff game? I am worried that if Ertz gets smoked he might not get back on to the field.
-One thing in Philly’s favour today is that their D is a beast at home-away they give up just over 28 points a game but on their own field it’s a mere 16.6. This stat coupled with the fact (mentioned last week?) that Seattle loves themselves one score games, pretty much guarantees that the game will not get away from the Eagles.
-Travis Homer did his best impression of Carson and it didn’t go too badly-16 touches altogether (10 rushing, 6 passing) with an average of 6.1 yards gained. It remains to be seen how much work Lynch will get as a change-of-Beast back.
-You may say that Philly is on a roll, having won 4 straight but slow down, Tiger. All those W’s were against dreadful NFL East squadoos.
-You must think that Seattle feels that they’ll keep it close and put the ball in Wilson’s hands at the end and have him win it. He’s Philly’s kryptonite. He sports a 4-0 record, a 99 qb rating and a 7-1 TD/INT ratio to go along with 1 rush score and a receiving TD. (who does he think he is, Josh Allen? God no, no one is Josh Allen)
-Prediction Time! Hey, how about a score of 18-15? That works for me. If one of these teams gets into the 20’s it’ll be just barely.
Let’s chat ‘er up below.
Wait the 4th quarter just started? THE GAME ISN’T OVER YET?!?
Something interesting could theoretically still happen
define “over”
Popped out when Wentz got hurt. Still have on kids tv but ESPN seems to be showing me a game that SEA will easily take.
TD, FG, TD, FG
Boston Scott’s parents are some of those ‘name the kid after the place of conception’ people
Their friend Scott was not amused.
“Pete took his shirt off.” My mouth suddenly filled with the foulest of bile.
Did he drop his pants though, Singletary style?
This game…probably not going to OT
For your consideration:
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Well that just fucking sucks.
DK!
Yeah, this isn’t happening without a monster turnover
And perhaps a time machine.
Bah Gawd! That’s…that’s Donovan McNabb’s music!
Found a funny:
Yea sex is cool, but have you ever watched the Patriots get eliminated?
I’m sure a lot of people have been enjoying eliminating while watching the Patriots on TV in Germany. That’s close enough.
IF YOU DON’T DRIVE A LEXUS THEN YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!
But what does it say about my penis?
Same things Siri and Alexa say when you’re not around…
I’ve been at a work thing, has anyone checked in with Nick Foles?
The director for the sequel to Boogie Nights
He’s at home in Jacksonville, masturbating furiously while lying in his pile of cash
He’s executed the Hugh Douglas play to perfection
Eh. I think it’s a dirty hit, but it’s a dirty hit I see happen in almost every game without getting penalized
The question we all have burning – WHO IS THE EMERGENCY QB NOW??
I hope it’s not Zach Ertz
Mark Wahlberg is ready to declare himself Iran’s Most Wanted
LOL
The worst thing to happen on 9/11 was him missing that flight.
WTF?
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
Allowed them to do so?
A Dom/Sub relationship requires regular check ins on consent, even upon ending the dynamic.
Back in the gimp suit, gingerballs!
(though ACTUALLY not true, I just assume the Daddy Jerry/Puppy Jason relationship is built on a lot of stupidity)
His safe word has always been “Jimmy Johnson”
Other banner.
Jerry’s into findom
About time the injury bug caught up with teh Iggles smh
It kind feel like we r all footballed out. 3 crazy games and then we get this mess
Well that was a brutal sequence
yeah, a blatant late hit. Would be 6-3 at the half otherwise. Can’t do that, especially in a Wentz-less context.
Whoa, deja vu
BEEF MOE!
everything’s a throwback anymore
GET THAT MAN SOME SKITTLES!
Skittles time
So DK Metcalf just leaving the huddle 10 seconds before everybody else is a giveaway he’s not involved in the playcall, right?
And that it’s a running play
Unless in their verbology, the routes are listed first and the blocking particulars come last? Just an uninformed guess
Would be kind of funny if the head owie turned Wentz into a hard-core Satanist.
Better than one of those gol-darned mooslims.
You mean they aren’t the same? Man, I need to stop watching Fox News..
Are we watching footbaw or are we watching F • R • I • E • N • D • S
Well, no one told us Wentz was gonna leave this game…
oh, HUZZAH!!
Is nanobubbles the “kooky” one that people retrospectively diagnose as being mentally ill?
Woopsie doodle, is not two-hand tag.
Just woke up form a nice nap.
What I miss?
Wentz is that you
I had some soup
-Trent Green
What kind?
Just kidding, I don’t care.
EXCUSE ME but FOR YOUR INFORMATION it doesn’t matter
Don’t blame the Iggles, I figured Carroll would run again, too.
6-2 final score?
Nevermind.
6-3 looking good though
Nothing gold can stay.
I pulled my Alan Furst novel out. The first three games really spoiled me.
Is that a euphemism for opening a browser to Pornhub?
I would like to say yes? But no.
Im back and the steaks are on the grill! Why is everyone so sad? It’s not like a football season died in front of their fans in one play, right?
Mitchflowerpower at AGDQ talking about trying to beat Ninja Gaiden 1 in 15-16 minutes… That game always looked so cool but I think I gave up after the first level
(I should clarify I’m assuming it’s the NES version)
I imagine when you’re 40 and you’ve never been in a playoff game, you’re pretty much willing to die for a moment
You talking about Josh Allen his IQ?
Mccown running like Al bundy
Four touchdowns in one game.
I played high school FITBAW!!
I understand this reference
Always believed in Josh McCown
– Not Big Dick Nick
Pete Carroll is so galaxy brained in his strategy he’s bent the curve so that playoff football has looped all the way through to become preseason football
Cox gonna have to win this by himself. Put him in at QB.
Holy shit I would become an Eagles fan forever if they did this somehow
London Paris Frankfurt Munich everybody’s talkin’ bout mmmmmm
jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
Darwin inaction
That’s a catch.
Does it come loose a bit just as he hits the ground?
What is a catch?
Nice to see the Cats cgi team returned to their old job at the NBC sports animation department
Making coconut curry > watching the 1st quarter, apparently
C-Hox offense?
Wentz is hurt just all the time.
Hey Blax, where in Vegas would be the best place to watch the SB? I will be in Vegas for during that time. Any of the bars or sports books better than the others?
This uh doesn’t look good.
Is that hit from Clowney dirty? Honestly unsure.
I would say no.
Like, I don’t even know how Clowney contorts himself into that position to hit Wentz with his helmet.
It looked accidental to me, but I could be wrong