There are certain commentors here that are emotionally challenged, er, invested, I meant to say ‘invested’ in this game and they should be out in force tonight. Don’t forget to put on your kid gloves before engaging them-they’re in a vulnerable position right now what with everything on the line and all.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Ravens:
-Rb Mark Ingram was ‘limited’ in practice late this week but he’ll play. Not sure how effective he’ll be. Maybe we’ll get a handful of Gus Edwards! That’s sticky.
-Speaking of running backs, there’s a broad-shouldered guy that has hoisted his team up there. Earlier in the year I pointed out that Oh Henry! wasn’t human and I stand by that observation. He’s got to do everything and a lot more in order to bulldoze his way to the W. There’s a real danger that the Ravens big, physical and aggressive D-line pushes Tennessee’s front backwards more often than not.
-I don’t think the Titans can win with Henry getting twice more yards on the ground than Tannyhill did through the air. There has to be a few long, successful deep shots to A.J. Brown in order for Baltimore to loosen up. I don’t think they’ll play the Belichick game of ‘let Henry get his and we’ll shut down everyone else’. They’ll get after it.
-The Ravens just have too much talent, right? That pass game that has to have an impact for the Titans meets up with two All Pros in Peters and Humphrey.
-Prediction Time. Henry finally succumbs but not before going out with a fight. Ravens 33 Tits 17.
Go Ahead. Make my night.
AND HE THROWS FOR TEH TOUCHED DOWN
With a smile on his face.
LOL
https://twitter.com/erjmanlasvegas/status/1216196776417345536
Derrick Henry is going to win this game for Don T and then go to Puerto Rico and rebuild their infrastructure by Thursday.
By himself.
Through El Tractoricito, all things are possible.
P*ts fans are even more annoying with them out of the playoffs.
We don’t know what to do with our hands
Lot of nervous girlfriends/wives in P*ts land…
and he STAYS IN for the next play!
*points upward at post image*
See I knew it. Now I gotta start cussing Derrick Henry out.
Nothing personal Derrick.
That’s how you run for one yard.
Henry henrying it up!
All for naught? Fuck
what a game
If Jackson kept running off tackle, he would’ve gotten that first down.
I’m gonna need to see like a million gifs of that play to figure out what happened.
He started to run between C-RG, panicked and went RG-RT, ultra-panicked and went LG-C and then got plastered.
Goose egg drive for you, ratbirds.
Wow, the Ravens’ play calling on 4th down tonight became NC State’s offensive coordinator so rapidly, I never saw it coming.
Who remembers these? When I was little, these were what all the kids had to use for cups
These are what I grew up with.
Seeing these apple slo-mo selfie commercials makes me wish for their old pretentious ads
https://twitter.com/MatthewMcGovern/status/1216185058496798728
After retirement from football, and his astounding tennis career, Lamar will become the oldest man to win Olympic Gold in men’s gymnastics, with a perfect score on the parallel bars
Uneven?
Ppl forget Terry Crews was an extra in Training Day
My cousin’s getting married this year. In Cooperstown. At the same hotel where they do the Hall of Fame ceremony. With a pre-game reception at the Ommegang brewery.
I speak to her about once a decade but she is my favorite person on the planet right now.
Ommegang makes some delicious libations.
Holy fuck that was fast.
Phrasing!
– my Homecoming date
LAMAR! almost went to plaid on that play.
LAMAR is giving off Brady-esque vibes of annoyance at his teammates now.
Marquise Brown: No no, I’m ok. It’s just my head.
Just got back in from a cop’s retirement party, (48, full pension and healthcare, yes I fucking hate him), followed by a couple of pops at the local brewery.
If you get the chance to have this beer, hit it like it stole something:
TAKE A LOOK Y’ALL
Looks like the board already had a couple.
Also, if he retired early due to getting wounded, he deserves the retirement.
If he rode a desk for 10 years and called it a career, he needs to return the pension.
Nope. That’s Connecticut’s state pension, at least for the state troopers. 25 years in and you can get out with, I think, 70-80% of your last three years average pay, (which is why they all do 90 hours a week during that time), and full medical.
Also Connecticut is broke. Figure that one out, ya little mathematicians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4
Musta been a big bottle.
Whoa, Usenet flashback
I fixed it you assholes!!!!
Obviously not quickly enough!
Look at this grown ass man with an ivysaur tumbler.
/takes sip out of his collectible WWE cup
Sadly that’s just an image I got off the innertubes.
I wish I had that cup.
/Throws out charmander
I’ve come to accept that local pride means that it’s hard to find good east coast beers here.
Where are you?
Oregon
Just got home. Are we getting MVP Jackson or Playoff Jackson?
Jury still out.
He’s been alright. Ravens receivers dropping balls. Titans getting good pressure.
he’s been mostly good, but so has TN
well, I made it this far before switching from rum & coke to neat scotch. UNLEASH THE DFO BABBLE-POSTER!
I’ve been mainlining margaritas. It may or may not have been taco night at Chez Sharkbait
I’m saving my marg action for tomorrow. Special recipe I learned down in Sonora, modified to suit my tastes:
12 oz tequila
12 oz Mexican beer (any beer will work, in truth)
12 oz club soda
6 oz frozen limeade concentrate
stir together in pitcher and pour over ice.
Will fuck you up.
The person that taught me this used 7-Up instead of club soda, and 12 oz instead of 6 oz on the limeade. Too sweet that way, as far as my palate was concerned. YMMV.
Uhhh, was that a sex toy or something?
The Vikings players swear by it.
the clithammer!
Was it on a boat?
The Reverberator
First one in, last one out
BTW, did the NFL really consider the implications of putting Art Modell in the HoF? In Ohio?
Not sure. Lets consult with the expert on the subject, NFL Hall of Famer, O.J. Simpson.
Just saying. I expect a line of people stretching all the way from Cleveland to piss on the bust
https://twitter.com/k__smith123/status/1216190068165173248
Needs more baby face filter
Congratulations to Bill Cower, Pro Football Hall of Famer, for his contributions to the game of inane studio chatter.
Yea, misspelled. For extra disrespek
I wish it was spelled that way.
It seems he has some stiff competition
So I guess the rifle his wife forgot in that rental car has real uses. He’s become a clutch sniper
LOL
Headboard banner material
“YOU BLOCK FOR ME NOW”
“Get out of the man’s way people!”
CBS All Access Pass is the devil
I thought foosball was!
Both can be
I for one am ripe to blame the rest of the AFC North for this result, for not preparing the Ravens well enough.
DAMN YOU CINCINNATI !!!!!!
Nice
Have to admit, that was a heckuva hit to keep him out of the endzone.
Really regret not betting on the Titans again
Always bet on Tits
Has Dok murdered any high society gadfly-types this evening?
It seems like during a NFL playoff game would be the perfect time and place. Lots Lots of VIPs. Lots of distractions.
Don’t ask, but yes.
Quoth the raven: TITS!
Yay foar trading TDs for FGs woooooo.
Holy shit
Holy fuck.
Holy shit, what a fucking catch.
Whoa
WOW nice catch
OK. I’m pulling for the visitors for the rest of the playoffs, just so I don’t have to listen to a bunch of cheering from the stands.
Lamar adjusting well to the fact that his O-line apparently all picked up some itchy STD during their week off
There was a mention of crabs on the field earlier in the Open Thread…
It seems inevitable that Jameis would make his way to Baltimore.
I know the rules and why they’re the rules, but I gotta say, there probably shouldn’t ever be injured players crawling to the sidelines to keep the clock from being run down.
The Ghost of McNair starting to show its power.